Chapter 313: Amazing
Like Zhou Yan, Xu Tianhan's head was also dizzy.
His alcohol consumption is not even as good as Zhou Yan from Jiucheng, and under such a fast drinking speed, he gets drunk faster: "Boss! Come, although I am almost drunk, but our brother's relationship is long! β
"Bang!"
The wine glasses collided together, and the two of them drank the beer in the glasses, and their eyes began to drift a little.
The strange thing is that although she has drunk a lot of winter melon, her big bright eyes are as clear as ever, and even brighter.
Zhou Yan was already on the top, and he staggered: "Huh? Sister Winter Melon, why don't you seem to be drunk at all? Are your eyes getting clearer? β
Xu Tianhan said with a smile: "This is what the boss doesn't understand, in this world, there is a type of person who not only won't get up when he drinks, but will become more sober and understand the more he drinks." I believe that Miss Winter Melon is such a person. Right? β
Donggua smiled: "That's right, every time I have dinner with everyone in the company, I am the most sober." β
She poured another glass of beer for everyone and said, "However, on a good day like today, we must not get drunk and go homeβI believe that there should be quite a few hotels near Huaqing University." Week...... Yan, I think, you won't be reluctant to help me open a room, right? β
When she said the name "Zhou Yan", she didn't seem to be very used to it, and her tongue felt a little knotted when she spoke.
But everyone doesn't pay attention to this, people who have drunk alcohol, especially when they have drunk a lot like this, who will pay attention to the small details of other people's words?
The banquet continued......
Another half hour passed.
Zhou Yan said: "Come, brother, let's have another drink......"
Xu Tianhan: "Okay! Forehead...... As if my hand is not listening? β¦β¦ What's going on? β
Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "Yes." Seems like I'm ...... too I've drunk less than one by now - how can I get drunk with such a little wine? β
"It's because." There was a hint of pride in the eyes of the winter melon: "Because." I've put a little bit of drugged ~ in your drinks. β
"Drug~drug?" Zhou Yan shook his head: "Sister Winter Melon." What are you kidding? β
"Haha!" Winter melon smiled: "If you want, you can also take this as a joke." β
Winter melon continued: "Didn't you notice that I poured every glass of wine everyone drank? β
Xu Tianhan realized that something was wrong, and his mind cleared up: "You are not a winter melon?!" β
Winter melon smiled: "You can think so too." β
Zhou Yan said: "Impossible, the phone number of your mobile phone is indeed the number segment of the magic capital - and besides, my phone number is only known to winter melon except for a few of my good friends and family." β
Winter melon flew a wink and said, "Haha." You can think so too. β
Donggua smiled: "Xu Tianhan, isn't your reasoning ability very strong?" Let's analyze it again! β
Xu Tianhan suddenly rolled down from the chair: "Why did I fall off?" β
After thinking about it, he said depressedly: "Could it be that your mystery~ medicine is so powerful?" Can we lose control over the body in addition to being clear-headed? β
Winter melon smiled: "Well, this is true. This is a secret recipe passed down from Mongolia, drunk and crazy for a day. β
Drunk and crazy?
What is this?
Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "Sister Winter Melon, don't be joking - you win, get the antidote!" β
Winter melon's eyes became very soft: "Well, this request is indeed very literary - unfortunately, I am not a winter melon." It's not a literary girl. Don't look at me to speak very elegantly, but from the bottom of my heart. It's full of roughness~ rudeness and barbarism......"
Rough ~ reckless and savage?
How can such a word be used on this beautiful woman who is mistaken for a winter melon?
Zhou Yan also slid down from the chair: "Well, it seems that you are indeed not a winter melon." β
The beauty said: "Did I sue sΓΉ that you are a winter melon?" Don't just wronged a beauty like me. β
Zhou Yan said speechlessly: "You are on the phone, didn't you tell me that you are a winter melon?" β
The beauty said: "Phone? This phone is indeed the beauty called winter melon. β
Zhou Yan said: "You mean, have you ever seen a winter melon?" β
The beauty smiled: "Of course, not only have I seen it, but I also picked up this mobile phone and a wallet from her body." β
Pick up.
It's a very easy word to understand, because there is something unowned on the ground or somewhere else, and the person who picks it up takes it in his hand.
However, it was "picked up" from the winter melon. There is a bit of a contradiction in the original word.
Since it is on the body of the winter melon, how can it be picked up?
That's stealing! Or rob!
Zhou Yan said depressedly: "So, where is the winter melon now?" β
The beautiful woman spread her hands and said, "How do I know this?" After doing our job, we must leave quickly. How is it possible to care where the stolen person goes? β
Sure enough, the beauty is a thief!
Zhou Yan let out a long sigh: "Since Sister Winter Melon is fine, then it's good, that's good." β
He said two "that's good" in a row, and he was very concerned about the safety of winter melon.
The beauty smiled, "She's fine, but soon you'll be fine." β
Xu Tianhan said: "What's the matter?" Is it ......?"
The beauty nodded: "You are very smart, you should be able to guess what I will do next." β
"Hey!" Xu Tianhan sighed: "Maybe you just knew that Zhou Yan was a very famous Internet writer at first, and it is estimated that he should have more than a million in his hands - after all, he is only a college student." β
He continued: "However, the sad thing is that not only did we take out a million Huaxia coins within half an hour, but we also didn't seem to care about such a small amount of money. β
The beauty smiled: "That's right, what's even funnier is that I only wanted the one million Huaxia coins, but I didn't expect that after being caught by you, not only did you not call the police to arrest me, but also thought that I was really the winter melon, and thought I was joking with you." β
The beauty said proudly: "In this way, I, who was still a little panicked when I was found by Zhou Yan, decided to plan and get more money out of you." β
Zhou Yan sighed: "Yes, it's all my fault." It's that I thought from the beginning that winter melon couldn't care about a million bills, but I didn't expect ......."
The beauty smiled: "I didn't expect that in fact, I was just a person who 'picked up' the winter melon mobile phone." β
Zhou Yan sighed: "What's even more interesting is that you didn't know how to explain this 'kidnapping case', but our two guys with twitched heads helped you make a reasonable explanation." β
The beauty nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, it's great to work with you." (To be continued......)
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When I wrote these chapters, I was very comfortable and cool, and I found the feeling of becoming a great god......
So, set a bowl...... Hahaha!
It's been a long time since it's been this cool.