The four people, including the police, were all aroused by Zhang Qiusheng's words, squatting in the detention center before the trial, what is it still like to squat in the detention center? The police also wanted to hear it, even though they already knew that the child was talking nonsense. The drivers deliberately drove the car a little slower.

Zhang Qiusheng said in a matter-of-fact manner: "After the trial, the prisoners have all been settled, and they should be sent to which prison to be sent to labor reform." The court acquitted him and let him go, right? The prison in the labor camp is relatively large, because it requires labor, so it is relatively large. As for the pre-trial detention center, the space is relatively small. Our country is not so rich, and good people don't have a house to live in, so how can we make the prison bigger? In this way, the female prisoner lived with the male prisoner. ”

Li Mantun interrupted Zhang Qiusheng's words: "You just break it blindly, male and female prisoners are locked up together?" I've never heard of it, so it's a mess. ”

Zhang Qiusheng put on a posture that I didn't bother to tell you, turned his head and said to Song Nianren: "Of course, male and female prisoners are not locked up together, they are locked up in a detention center, but not in a cell. Just like the toilets in our school, they are all in the corner of the east wall, but there are only men's toilets and women's toilets. ”

Sun Buwu raised the bar: "There is such a toilet on the east wall, how do you say that the toilets are on the east wall?" Then the east wall will become a vegetable market after class. Then he shook his head: "I didn't learn the language well, I didn't learn the language well!" ”

Zhang Qiusheng said with a smile: "Now we are divided into two groups, one group to discuss the toilet issue with Comrade Sun Buwu. Comrade Sun Buwu has studied the toilet problem for many years, especially the structure of men's and women's toilets, the distribution of squatting positions, and the taste of toilet air, and has published dozens of important papers at home and abroad. The other group discussed prison issues with me. I also have little experience with this issue, and the construction is headed by Lao Wu, who has been in prison, and has done special research on planning prison escape riots. ”

"You only have research on toilets," Sun Buwu scolded: "You only tasted the toilet air." ”

Wu Zhen shook his head and smiled bitterly. He belongs to the suave personality and never blushes with people. It's unprecedented to lose your temper at an airport café today. This can only show that Wu Zhen does not lack combat genes, and cultivators who do not have combat genes can only be a dead end, and the cruel cultivation world has decided that if they want to take this path, they must fight. The gentle and frugal education he received since he was a child made him absolutely distempered if he was unnecessary. It's contradictory, isn't it? Xiuzhen is originally a contradictory thing. On the one hand, it requires a qi ē to follow the fate of the Tao of nature, and on the other hand, it violates the natural laws of birth, old age, sickness, and death, and pursues immortality. On the one hand, he painstakingly pursues the mysteries of the Heavenly Dao, and on the other hand, he goes against the Heavenly Dao and demands the sanctification of the flesh and the ascension of the day.

The contradictions of the cultivators have created the contradictory character of the cultivators, and there are many people who behave perversely. Acting perversely and perverted to the extreme is to fall into the devil. It is not uncommon for cultivators to accidentally fall into demons, and the Xujingzhai at the beginning of this story is an example. No matter what your reason is, if your mind enters a dead corner and can't get out, you are enchanted.

For thousands of years, the various sects of cultivation have racked their brains to overcome this method of entering the realm of no return by accident, and many methods are the same in all sects, so the taboo of the cultivation world has been formed. In addition, there are many schools that require disciples to know everything about the piano, chess, books, and paintings, which means that once they can't think of it, they can play chess and practice calligraphy and draw a few strokes to change their brains. Most sects stipulate that there are disciples to enter the world to practice, and in addition to other secret methods, most of them still require disciples to experience the lives of ordinary people, and not only care about cultivation, but eventually become demons without thinking about it.

Because of his good background, Wu Zhen has a prominent position in the Liu family in the cultivation realm, and he is also a high-ranking official and a big family in the world. Therefore, the realm of his brother and sister has progressed rapidly, and he is a well-known young and handsome man in the cultivation realm. The Liu family wants to send his brother and sister into the WTO, which means that they have never been out since they were children, and they only know how to cultivate and study. Simplicity is a good thing, and having no distractions is undoubtedly the best for cultivation. But in this complicated twentieth century, earth-shaking changes have taken place in the human world, and the events in the human world will inevitably affect the cultivation realm.

No one can tell how many setbacks and how many bumps there are on the road to cultivation. It's too simple and can't withstand setbacks the most. The frustrations of cultivators are different from those of ordinary people. Ordinary people suffer defeat, at most crying. Then shout that young people don't fail, it's a big deal to start again. The failure of a cultivator may be wiped out, or it may be a catastrophe, or it may be a little sloppy.

It was not only the Liu family that sent their children into the WTO, but the Liu family chose to be different from other families, and sent the Wu brothers and sisters to the worst twenty-one middle school. The elders of the Liu family believe that there are many bad things in bad schools, and they can best hone children's hearts. As a result, Wu Yan became the squad leader as soon as he came. This was not the original idea of the Liu family, but the elders still thought that it was not bad, and it would be beneficial to manage the Liu family's huge family after exercising leadership skills from an early age. The rapid development of secular society dazzled the old guys. We don't know what it will look like in a few hundred years, but it is imperative to develop management personnel now.

Far from it. Wu Zhen will not scold like Sun Buwu, but with his cleverness, he will still change the topic: "Hey, Lao Zhang," he has now learned to call each other in the first class of high school: "I have never sat in prison, and I am also curious." Didn't you just brag that you were in jail? What do you say is the best way to go to jail? ”

Sun Buwu said disdainfully: "Cut, you listen to him brag, when did he go to prison?" It's okay to sit on the toilet. Zhang Qiusheng pointed at Sun Buwu and said to Wu Zhen: "If you want me to say yes, but you tell this guy to shut up." ”

Sun Buwu immediately retorted: "Why do you tell me to shut up? If you can talk, I can't? Zhang Qiusheng looked at Li Mantun and Song Nianren again, and said, "That's it, let me introduce the most flavorful strategy cheats for going to prison." If Sun Buwu interjected in the middle of my speech, then during the whole course of this business trip, my footwashing water would have been given to him. How about a show of hands now? ”

Song Nianren said: "We're going to prison, what's the problem?" ”

Li Mantun said: "Well, that's what I said. However, in case this prison is not long, only fined and detained for more than ten days, I still have to go on a business trip. In this way, if you go on a business trip, Lao Zhang's footwashing water will be returned to Lao Sun. If he goes to prison for a long time, Lao Sun will have to take the crime down, he will go to prison alone, and we will go on a business trip. ”

Sun Buwu shouted: "I am against it! Zhang Qiusheng said decisively: "The opposition is invalid, and the vote will begin now!" Raise your hand in agreement with Lao Li's plan. ”

The police looked at each other, these kids are too funny, right? This kind of thing is also voted on?

The result of the vote was four votes, and even Wu Zhen voted in favor.

Sun Buwu opened his mouth, but finally swallowed the words in his stomach. He didn't want to go to jail alone, the four of them went to the Soviet Union to play. Even if he doesn't go to jail, he doesn't want to pour foot washing water for Zhang Qiusheng, that guy is lazy, and his feet must be very smelly.

Under everyone's urging, Zhang Qiusheng had no choice but to make things up: "Actually, if you want to say that the taste is also dancing under the coptis tree, it is a pleasure in suffering." You say that men and women are locked together, although it is not the same room, but there is always a way to communicate next door to the next door. The Chinese people are great, hardworking, brave and wise. ”

Li Mantun interjected: "Don't say a lot of adjectives, just say how to make fun of suffering." ”

Zhang Qiusheng said a lot of adjectives, but in fact, he was delaying time for words, and he suddenly seemed to think of something: "Hey, which of you knows Morse code?" Everyone shook their heads, and Zhang Qiusheng asked Sun Buwu again: "Will Old Sun will?" ”

Sun Buwu couldn't take Zhang Qiusheng's job, so he only shook his head and didn't speak.

Zhang Qiusheng shook his head and sighed and said, "It's a pity, such a simple thing can't be used." But it doesn't matter, someone will teach you when you get to the cell. I don't know when Morse code began to circulate among prisoners around the world. Why? Prisoners in different cells exchange information. For example, a new prisoner comes in. Of course, the prisoners in the same cell greeted each other, shook hands and hugged each other, and warmly welcomed the new comrades to join the great ranks of the prisoners. Those who are not in a cell have to be sent Morse code, yes, yes, yes, yes. It means to ask the newcomer, what's your name? The newcomers here also knocked on the wall, and got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. It means that my name is Sun Buwu, please take care of me. ”

Since Sun Buwu decided to pass Guò, he knew that Zhang Qiusheng would definitely use his name as a practice, so he was mentally prepared. Try to warn yourself that we don't know like this kid, and try not to get angry.

Zhang Qiusheng continued to make up nonsense: "The person next door turned out to be an acquaintance, and immediately replied: It turned out to be Lao Sun, you came in again?" This time, did you kick the door of Widow Zhao in the east of the village, or did you dig the grave of Li Juhu in the west? I remember the last time you peeked at a woman taking a shower and came in. ”

Sun Buwu couldn't bear it, jumped up and slapped Zhang Qiusheng's head, and the resolution only said that he couldn't interject and didn't say that he couldn't fight.

Zhang Qiusheng sat in front of Sun Buwu, it was easy for Sun Buwu to beat him, but when Zhang Qiusheng was talking nonsense, he was wary of Sun Buwu going berserk. So Sun Buwu slapped him, Zhang Qiusheng only shrank down and let this palm go, and at the same time stretched out his hand to lead him, and Sun Buwu's palm swept towards the back of the head of the policeman in front. Sun Buwu knew that he wanted bad dishes, so he quickly stopped it, but it was a little late.

The first few policemen were laughing at Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense, and the policeman suddenly felt a chill in his head, and his big cap was knocked flying. When he turned around, he saw Sun Buwu blushing, saluting, and bowing. tried every possible means to apologize, but I didn't dare to speak. There was another laugh, and the policeman didn't blame him.

The police officers who led the team have worked in the political and legal system for more than 20 years, and everyone has never seen such a naughty and eccentric child.

Li Mantun urged Zhang Qiusheng to continue: "Lao Zhang, it's really interesting to go to prison like that? Originally, I thought that going to prison would be boring. It seems that it is a bit cheaper for him to let Lao Sun go to prison alone. And then you say, what else is there to taste? ”

Sun Buwu scolded Li Mantun in his heart, you will fall into the well. When I can speak, I will pick Zhang Qiusheng to clean you up. Last time, Zhang Qiusheng made you kid strained, so I shouldn't have sent you paper. However, the paper was sent by Wu Yan, and it could not be disobeyed. But what if I had some chili powder on toilet paper or something? The next time I encounter such an opportunity, if I don't want your chrysanthemum surnamed Li to bloom, I won't be surnamed Sun. -------------------------------------------What's that, does anyone have a recommendation ticket? Thank you for a reward! I'm sorry.