"According to a report by our Taiwan correspondent Jiao Ying in Bagan, there has been a new development in the crossfire incident outside Naypyidaw yesterday afternoon. According to the Bagan military spokesman, the Bagan government subsequently urgently confirmed the identity of the militants killed three militants on the spot and a small number of terrorists fled into the mountains during yesterday's exchange of fire. There is ample evidence that all three of them are from the Orient and entered the country on the 28th of last month with travel visas from the Oriental, but their specific identities have yet to be further confirmed. It is reported that the militants of this gang all speak Oriental and call themselves the 'Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Army' in the crossfire, and want to establish a Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Circle for the Oriental country.

The Bagan junta said it hoped that the Toyo government would do its best to provide the necessary and reasonable explanations for the exchange of fire, and that they would reserve the right to make further reactions and reconsider their position on relations between the two countries......"

At 10 o'clock in the morning, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesman Jiang Shi said that Huaxia expressed serious concern about the incident and reminded Asian countries to be vigilant against the resurgence of the Oriental country. And solemnly warn the government of a certain country that those who play with fire must not challenge the patience of Asian countries......"

According to a Chinese news agency, South Korea broke out in an anti-Oriental march today, and the excited South Korean people threw stones at the Oriental embassy and burned the national flag of the Oriental country. The South Korean government will draft 200,000 people into the army in the next six months through an emergency military spending plan, according to a spokesman for the Blue House, in order to maintain peace and stability in the Asian region......

"North Korea said that under the leadership of the great leader, North Korea will go from one victory to another. If necessary. will deal a devastating blow to the enemy......"

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The spokesman of the White House said at a press conference today. At present, the situation is still unclear, and the specific situation needs to be further verified, and I hope that Asian countries will exercise restraint ......"

"The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the East expressed its sympathy for the casualties of the Bagan military personnel and is willing to provide some necessary humanitarian assistance for the incident, according to a statement from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Toyo Empire, which strongly condemns the so-called 'Great Toyo Co-Eire Army' and expresses sympathy for the Bagan soldiers killed and injured in the firefight......

In the hotel room, Emperor Zhu looked at the various news projected on the wall with a black line on his face. I felt a deep egg pain. He never thought that those aliens dressed in Oriental skins would really play the banner of "Greater East Asia Co-Glory Army" and build some bullshit royal paradise for him. And what hurts him even more is ......

"Damn Suzuki!" Zhu Run pointed at Eiichiro Suzuki, who was kneeling on the ground, and scolded, "Didn't you tell you not to come to me again yesterday?" You're here to dry your hair today? You don't think I'm troublesome enough? ”

"His Majesty the Emperor is angry!" Eiichiro Suzuki hurriedly fell to the ground, "Being able to listen to the crane sound of His Majesty is my Suzuki's greatest blessing." Knowing that His Majesty was stationed here, how dare Suzuki not come to visit! ”

"Get out!" Zhu Run said angrily, "Lao Tzu said yesterday, don't bother me in the future." Have you turned a deaf ear to my words? ”

Mr. Zhu was in a bad mood now, and after he came back yesterday, he asked Suzuki to go back to the Oriental Embassy. also gave him the jade Buddha that was useless to him, which was considered to be the end of this matter. Then he waited happily for the opening of the Jade Market, ready to make a lot of cash in a happier mood, and finally happily returned to Huaxia to start his plan to promote the earth's civilization. But before he could be happy, news came from outside that the Bagan soldiers and a group of Orientals had exchanged fire, and then the news of the heavy casualties of the Bagan army came. In this case, Mr. Zhu Da don't say that he wants to make money, but it is already a question whether the jade public market can be held as scheduled, can he not be in a bad mood?

"Your Majesty is angry!" Suzuki kneeled a few steps forward, then knelt on the ground again and said, "The minister is here this time, and he really has something to beg for His Majesty!" ”

"Ugh! Do you have something to ask me? Zhu Run was taken aback and said strangely, "What do you ask of me?" ”

"Hay!" Eiichiro Suzuki said, "Wechen wants to ask His Majesty to establish a shogunate and recruit talents for His Majesty to establish a new Oriental Kingdom." ”

"Poof! What did you say? Ahem, ahem! Zhu Run almost choked to death by his own saliva when he heard his words, and looked at him with a black line on his face and said, "I heard me right, right?" You want to establish a shogunate and establish a new Toyo country? ”

"Hay!" Eiichiro Suzuki said excitedly, "Wechen returned to the puppet emperor's embassy yesterday ......"

"Wait! Pseudo-emperor? A drop of cold sweat came down from Zhu Run's head, and he said with a constipated face, "......What are you talking about as the puppet emperor?"

"Hay! Of course, it's an old thief who stole the emperor's throne. Eiichiro Suzuki said indignantly, "This thief has stolen Dabao for more than 20 years, and he is the first national thief in my Oriental Kingdom, and it is not enough to thank the world if he does not kill him." Only you are the orthodox of the Oriental Kingdom, and I, Eiichiro Suzuki, and other people with lofty ideals in the Orient, will not hesitate to regain the throne for His Majesty the Emperor. ”

When Zhu Run heard this, he was scorched by the thunder, and his heart felt as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping through his heart. it! This is what the customer service girl said about cheap and good? It's a! These strange aliens should be entertaining themselves under the banner of "Greater East Asia Co-Glory Army", but now these guys have actually branded the idea of the Emperor of the Oriental Kingdom. In other words, is there anything more cheating in this world, a group of aliens dressed in Oriental skins, actually think that it is he Mr. Zhu Da is the orthodox emperor of the Oriental Kingdom, and these guys who consider themselves loyal and filial sons actually want to regain the emperor's position for him. God is pitiful, he Mr. Zhu Da is a pure-blooded Chinese, and he has never been mixed with Oriental blood, and he has a bird feather relationship with the emperor of the Oriental country!

"Majesty!" Eiichiro Suzuki said impassionedly: "The puppet emperor has stolen the throne for more than 20 years, and the ministers of the court and the central government have all been sealed by the puppet emperor, and they are all thieves of the country. ”

"Ugh! The thief ......" Zhu Run looked at him with straight eyes, and he almost had a feeling of insanity, and said awkwardly, "Then what do you want?" Could it be that you still want to be a thief or something? Well. I've only heard of this for a long time. I haven't seen it yet. It's worth it...... Ahem! "Well, it would be great if these guys really went to the Oriental Kingdom to have a "Heavenly Punishment National Thief", and when the time comes, these guys will definitely be beaten into a sieve, and it will save him Mr. Zhu Da any more trouble.

"Majesty!" Hearing this, Eiichiro Suzuki hurriedly said, "Although the minister also very much wants to go to the 'Heavenly Punishment of the National Thief', but after all, there are few ministers, and if the minister unfortunately dies, no one will be able to serve His Majesty anymore." ”

"Ahh That's really a cough, cough cough ......," Zhu Run cried out in disappointment. Then he smiled wryly, "That's really good, Aiqing still has to take care of her useful body!" "It's a pity, it's best if you die, I'll do it myself.

"Thank you!" Eiichiro Suzuki said gratefully, "The minister must have done his best for His Majesty and died." ”

"Ugh! Aiqing is really loyal," Zhu Run said with a dry smile, "I think you better get up!" That one...... By the way, what did you just want to say? After you returned to the puppet emperor's embassy yesterday......"

"Hay! Thank you very much! Eiichiro Eiki said respectfully, then looked up. said, "Wechen returned to the puppet emperor's embassy yesterday. After carefully examining the current situation in the imperial state, the current puppet emperor Ming people have a huge power and have completely controlled the imperial state. The subjects of my imperial kingdom only know that there are Ming people, but they don't know that there is a majesty xià......"

Aren't you talking nonsense! Zhu Run rolled his eyes when he heard this, if the Oriental people really knew who he was Mr. Zhu, then he would really see a big-headed ghost.

“…… So," Eiichiro Suzuki continued, "we can't fight hard, we can only try it slowly." ”

"Hmmm! This is good! It's exactly what you should do! Zhu Run nodded appreciatively. Well, it would be better if it was for seventy or eighty years, and save me from causing trouble

Eiichiro Suzuki was overjoyed when he heard this, and said: "Don't dare to praise your majesty, this is what Weichen should do." His Majesty, the minister thinks so, there are clouds in Huaxia: Heavy ears are born outside, and Shen is born and dies inside......"

Zhu Run's heart was filled with 10,000 grass and mud horses. God pity see, even Mr. Zhu Da has to Baidu to understand the meaning of this sentence. You can say it casually as an alien, and you have a high level of ancient literature. Nima! Who's the alien in this house?

“…… Now the puppet emperor is powerful," said Eiichiro Suzuki, "and the minister thought hard for a long time last night, and felt that it would be too difficult for His Majesty to seize the throne if he wanted to rely on the people with lofty ideals in the country. Therefore, Weichen thought that since this road was impassable, it was better to find another way. First establish his own power outside of the Toyo Kingdom, then establish a new Toyo State, and finally use this as a base to counterattack the Toyo and seize the Toyo Province itself. ”

"Great idea!" Zhu Run said dryly, "After all, Mao Taizu said: power comes out of the barrel of a gun!" "Ya, although you want to think about it for a long time? When is Lao Tzu going to be the emperor of bird feathers?

"Hay!" Eiichiro Suzuki said respectfully, "Your Majesty is wise! The so-called heroes see the same thing, Mao Taizu of China is indeed a heroic figure, and only His Majesty can compare with him in the world. ”

Belch! Compare me with Mao Taizu? The cold sweat on Zhu Run's head dripped down, and he coughed dryly: "Ahem!" This one...... There are still some gaps. That one...... What are you going to do? ”

"Your Majesty is humble!" Eiichiro Suzuki said, then unfolded a scroll of maps, pointed and said, "Your Majesty, please see, the current Asian powers are nothing more than the East, China, and India, and the rest are all small countries. If we want to build a new Orient, we can only take a small country as the foundation first, and then try to build a big country. However, among the small countries, Goryeo in the north and south has a large population, a small area, poor resources, and a close proximity to the Oriental mainland, so it is not a good opportunity to establish a country. Although the Vietnamese have suffered heavy losses, their military strength is still there, and it is beyond our current plans. Although Thailand is in turmoil, it has been established for a long time, and it is beyond our power. The rest of the countries, such as the Philippines, are all within the sphere of influence of the ghost animals of the United States, and we can't even move it. Only Bagan, with its many nationalities and sharp contradictions, has been sanctioned by the West, and has recently had many discords with China......"

"That's it! Come on! Zhu Run's head was big when he heard this, and he said impatiently, "It's okay to be someone else, talk about people!" ”

"Yes! 陛xià! Eiichiro Suzuki hurriedly said, "Actually, I just want to say that if we want to plot against the East, we must first plot against India, and if we want to plot against India, we must first plot against Bagan." ”

"That's ......" Zhu Run looked at him with a black line on his face, "I don't think I've heard of it somewhere!" ”

"Hay!" Eiichiro Suzuki said, "This is what the minister said in imitation of His Excellency Tanaka, the original text is: If you want to conquer China, you must first conquer Manchuria; If you want to conquer the world, you must first conquer China."

“…… All right! A drop of cold sweat dripped from Zhu Run's head, "Then how did the establishment of that new Oriental country have anything to do with India." By the way, you're jumping a bit big! ”

"Hay! That's what the minister thinks," said Eiichiro Suzuki, "There are many ethnic groups in Bagan, and it is just the right opportunity for me to take advantage of it." But it is precisely because of this that it also restricts our exhibition, and we must not fall into endless national strife if we want to seek the East. However, India is different, although India is also a big country, but because of religion, the various classes are divided from each other, and the people at the bottom do not care who rules them. Therefore, we can start from the political and military aspects.

After we established the New Oriental Empire in Bagan, we only occupied the territory of central and southern Bagan, and helped all ethnic groups in northern Bagan to become independent. This is because the south-central part of Bagan includes the coastal and port cities of Bagan, which is where the elite of Bagan is located, and it is also the main sphere of influence of the Bagan people. Although the north is rich in resources, it is a large number of ethnic groups, and transportation is difficult, so it has no value for the new Oriental Empire for the time being. Allowing these ethnic groups to become independent means that countless small countries will be born in this region, which will completely separate us from China and avoid friction between us and China at that time.

Militarily, we are to build an imperial army that is absolutely loyal to His Majesty the Emperor, and then occupy Bengal with lightning speed. After digesting Bengal, we can form an alliance with Pakistan, flank India from the north and south, and then carve up the whole of India. Pakistan is a quasi-ally of China, India is a competitor of China, and when the time comes, we can exchange southern Tibet for China's neutrality in this matter. Finally, when we digest India, we can use our strong military strength to force the puppet emperor Ming people to step down, and let the emperor return to the throne! ”

"Uh...... This doesn't seem to be ordinarily difficult! Zhu Run's face was sweating, "Anyway, have you thought about it, whether it's Bagan, India, Bengal or something, most of the areas are poor places, and this war is even poorer." Not to mention how the international community will react if you occupy these places, it is really occupied...... In other words, are you going to help the poor or to be a ruler? These ghost places, where did you get this money to show your military strength? Besides, the local people won't follow you! ”

"His Majesty the Emperor!" Eiichiro Suzuki smiled gloomily, "It is precisely because of poverty that it is easy to do, we can Mao Taizu of Huaxia to destroy an old world and build a new world." ”

"......," Zhu Run looked at him with a black line on his face and said, "You shouldn't mean to fight the local tyrants and divide the land, right?" ”

"That's right! His Majesty the Emperor! Eiichiro Suzuki said impassionedly, "In order to build an imperial paradise, we must not be limited to what means we use. From the point of view of human history, only our Oriental countries, the Soviet Union and China have achieved rapid industrialization. We Orientals rely on the dedication of all our people, while the other two countries rely on the system. If we want Indians to make contributions, it is estimated that this is still relatively difficult, so if our new Oriental country wants to quickly develop into an industrial country, we can only learn from the latter. Fighting local tyrants and dividing up the land is not our ultimate goal, our ultimate goal is to establish a set of socialist systems by means such as guò. ”

"The socialist system ......" Zhu Run heard a drop of cold sweat on his head and looked at him like a ghost.

"Hay!" Eiichiro Suzuki affirmed, "I call it 'Emperor Socialism,' and I think it will be the most advanced political system in the world." ”

"Boom", 10,000 grass and mud horses roared past Zhu Run's heart again. He couldn't help but roll his eyes, and complained in his heart: Okay! I kind of get it! This alien of this parasitic civilization has been completely spoiled by the thoughts of this earthling he parasitizes. (To be continued......)

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