Chapter 230: Qunmei Performs
After a few days of non-stop driving, he finally arrived at the long-lost poisonous dragon village.
Recalling the first time he came to Chen Yao, he really didn't know the Mu family brothers and sisters, grabbed the reins and smiled, and hurriedly ran over to block the front of the road with the two Poison Dragon Village disciples guarding the mountain gate.
"Who's coming?!"
"Haha, go and sue SΓΉ Mu Honglian, just say that she is good-looking!" Seeing the stern expressions on these two disciples' faces, Chaolu couldn't help but want to tease them, so he deliberately dragged out his voice and laughed.
"Our second boss has always only liked handsome young men, you little girl is talking nonsense!" The two disciples retorted angrily.
"Poof!"
Hearing the words of these two people, Chao Lu couldn't help laughing, and thought that Mu Honglian would be a little more restrained with Qiu Yu, but I didn't expect to be so keen on expanding her harem~ However, at this moment, a red and glamorous figure performed light skills and flew over from a distance at a very fast speed, and fell in front of Chaolu in an instant-"Red Lotus!" She recognized at a glance that this woman in red, who was still hot and delicate, was her good sister Mu Honglian, whom she hadn't met for a long time, and immediately called out in surprise.
"Morning dew!" On the surface, it seems that the bewitching royal sister is actually the same as Chaolu, and Mu Honglian, a female man with a pure heart at heart, also shouted with full anger, but soon she noticed Shu Mo sitting on horseback with Chaolu, her eyes widened in surprise, and she blurted out directly: "This is your son?!" β
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Hearing Mu Honglian's inconsequential question, Chaolu's face darkened, why are all these people so brainless? It's only been two years since she crossed into this world, how could she give birth to such a big son?! Even if it is cultivated by genetically modified technology, it can't be so rebellious, it's really convincing......
But before Chaolu could explain, Mu Honglian rushed over and lifted Shumo off the horse, touching left and right in disbelief, "This kid is so beautiful!" Who's his fatherβ"
Seeing Mu Honglian's claws eating Shumo's tender tofu unscrupulously, she was completely scorched.
It is unbelievable that the paralyzed face is too silent and does not resist and allows Mu Honglian to get up and down his hands, the fair-skinned and tender little face with a little baby fat is rubbed into various shapes, only the pair of cold dead fish eyes staring ahead without squinting, but the bean sprout-like figure can't support his powerful aura at all, it looks extremely joyful and makes people laugh......
"Hey, why does this kid always have an expression?" Mu Honglian finally sensed that something was wrong, and stopped in confusion.
Chao Lu pressed his forehead speechlessly and sighed, and just as he wanted to speak, he was interrupted again by Mu Honglian-"It's just that, apart from this slightly under-flattened expression, he is really ...... Okay~but~love~ah~" Before the words fell, a bear hugged him and pressed Shumo's entire head hard against her pair of choppy Hao. Breasts above!
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At this moment, Chaolu was really struck by lightning and there was no scum left, and even his soul was out of his body.
What's even more ruin is that Shu Mo, who was deeply immersed in the two balls of flesh that had reached at least the F cup and then bounced out, was still the same facial paralysis face that had not changed for thousands of years! And because of the excellent elasticity in the whole process, his head bounced back and forth at least a dozen times......
"Morning dew~?" Mu Honglian, who was completely immersed in the novelty of teasing the young tooth Meng Zhengtai, couldn't extricate herself, constantly stirred her pair of human breasts that were enough to make all men nosebleeds, and there was a bit of a little girl-like coquettish tone in her voice, if Chaolu was not mistaken, her eyes turned into a standard heart shape just now!
However, the next sentence that Mu Honglian said was really earth-shattering-"Let's discuss, how about letting your son recognize me as a godmother?" People really want to try it~"
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A crow flew slowly in the clear blue sky.
"Quack~quack~quack~"
The farce in front of the mountain gate finally ended with Mu Qingyan coming out to calm the turmoil.
But what makes people speechless is that along the way, Mu Honglian still didn't give up and ran over every few minutes to discuss with Chao Lutao about cultivating Zhengtai, which was really enough!
After coming to the hall of the Poison Dragon Village, Chaolu finally couldn't bear to tell the truth - "He's not my son!" β
"What?"
The two stallion brothers and sisters with brains were stunned at the same time.
Speechless, he pressed his temples to the extreme, and rescued Shu Mo, who was already about to be broken, from Mu Honglian's clutches, "Dizzy, you two guys really have more than EQ and insufficient IQ!" You can just come out and give birth to a child at what age it only takes half a year to try? β
"That's right~" Mu Qingyan nodded thoughtfully, the deep V-neck robe deliberately designed to show off his muscles showed off his good figure with an inverted triangle, and he hadn't seen his muscles grow more and more in less than a year. The silhouette is clear and shiny~ Mu Honglian's reaction was more direct, and she took a few steps and squatted in front of Shu Mo, "Since it's not your own, it's better, just give it to me as a son!" "She doesn't care where Chaolu picked up the baby bump from, the process is not important~, your harem members can go to the World Cup together, and I'm worried that no one will give you a son! Chao Lu's face darkened, and he secretly complained in his heart.
Although Shu Mo was expressionless and never said a word in the process of this heavenly thunder, how could Chaolu hand him over to Mu Honglian, a harem lover, to tune. Teach? So he unswervingly stood in front of the paralyzed child and confronted Mu Honglian, and he didn't lose anything in terms of momentum, "I can't give it to you, he's mine!" β
"What, just now you obviously said that this child was not your own!" Mu Honglian's willow eyebrows furrowed, and she snorted angrily, "Could it be ......" She gasped in disbelief - "Do you also want to play and cultivate?!" β
Raise your sister!
Chao Lu's face was cramping, and he swallowed a breath when he resisted the urge to drop something, and bent down to look at Shu Mo, "Hey, would you rather follow me or follow that sister?" β
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The expected silence was right, but it was obvious that Shumo's hands were tightly tugging at the hem of his clothes, and his attitude was clear at a glance.
Seeing this scene, Mu Honglian sighed in great disappointment, and said regretfully: "It seems that this kid still likes you more~ Since this is the case, then I won't be strong!" β
Huh, fortunately, after Chen Yao's incident, Mu Honglian understood the principle that twisted melons are not sweet, otherwise Shumo would definitely be in a catastrophe today!
"That's right!" Mu Honglian's eyes lit up again, as if she remembered something funny, and grabbed Chaolu's hand - "I haven't officially introduced my husbands to you yet, have I?" β
What rice? And those ...... So how many are there?!
Chaolu's expression froze in place, and it wasn't until a long line of beautiful men came in from outside the door and appeared alive in front of her that she came back to her senses as if she had just woken up from a dream.
The beautiful young man in blue who walked at the front of the team with a spring breeze on his face was not the autumn language that he hadn't seen for a long time?!
Daddy, isn't he true love for Mu Honglian? Why did you help the other party manage this huge harem, and what kind of trouble is that very happy and enjoyable expression......
I tried to calm down my mood and glanced at the past one by one, and I saw that Mu Honglian's harem was classified in terms of appearance and temperament, including the tall and strong macho type, the weak and delicate scholar type, the suave son-in-law type, the androgynous beautiful male type, etc., a harem of this scale is really called a hundred rivers in Shanghai, and there is everything!
Although I have long known that the harem of the Mu family brothers and sisters is huge, what I saw with my own eyes today can be regarded as a real eye-opener, and I can't help but sigh that the world is really wonderful~ At first glance, I was dazzled by the dew, and in a trance, I had the illusion of coming to the audition site of a certain talent show......
"Oh, what are you shy about? Let's take a look at it closely," Mu Honglian smiled strangely, and took Chaolu's hand and walked to a beautiful man, "Let's see what kind of flavor you like, I'll send it over to you tonight!" β
I'll rub it, and it tastes?!
Chaolu's face was full of black lines, and before he could react, he was interrupted by Mu Qingyan, who came from the side with a wicked smile - "Or, do you prefer mine?" β
"Brother, don't make trouble, get up!" Mu Honglian rolled her eyes angrily, and then slapped Mu Qingyan away who was in the way, "You don't pay attention to him, pick slowly~ If these are not enough, I will summon the next batch!" β
"Also, there's the next batch?!" Chaolu was completely dumbfounded, how huge is the scale of Nima's harem?
I saw that Mu Honglian asked all kinds of beautiful men to take turns to introduce themselves like ordering food in a restaurant, so this is no longer the illusion of Chaolu, but it has already become a huge audition scene, and some people even bring their own talents to come up, blowing, playing and singing, poetry and singing, and even hard qigong performances similar to iron sand palms......
What's even more strange is that Shu Mo's paralyzed face and pseudo-Zhengtai actually sat aside without changing his face and watched extremely seriously, the little face that was pinched out of his finger by Mu Honglian was still so cold that no one could enter, but there seemed to be a strange curiosity flashing in the eyes of the black hole.
Chaolu was suddenly embarrassed, this guy shouldn't be interested in these strange things, right?! Tragedy, she knows better than anyone that this seemingly cold and arrogant, mysterious guy is actually very simple-minded, and he was ruthlessly pitted by Baili Liuyun in just a few words, and it is estimated that someone will lie to him that there is money on the ground to pick up, and he will really look down stupidly......
After thinking about it for a long time, he finally remembered the main purpose of his trip to Poison Dragon Village, so he couldn't bear to slap the table hard, and luck shouted-"Enough is enough!" All stop! β
As her words fell, the cheerful music like the Spring Festival came to an abrupt end.
took a deep breath and turned to the Mu family brothers and sisters with stunned expressions, "I came here today because I have something very important to discuss with you, the beautiful man's harem or something, let's save it for the future and come back to enjoy it when I have time!" β