In fact, Fan Tong is an idiot, an idiot immersed in romance novels. Except for the scenes and episodes in romance novels, I don't know anything about life and society.

When a group of people from No. 21 went to No. 13 Middle School to pick up girls collectively, Fan Tong made an alliance with other girls who were pickled and ignored the boys in No. 21. And they did, and they won brilliantly.

Later, there was a saying that circulated among these bubbled girls. Song Nianren is the child of the largest returned overseas Chinese family in Qilin City, and the Song (China) Group is his family.

This is exactly the plot in the romance novel, the truth is revealed, and a prince pursues Cinderella as a commoner. This Cinderella is my Fan Tong, and the prince dressed as a commoner is Song Nianren.

Fan Tong looked at Song Nianren in the spring when the flowers were in full bloom, and on an inadvertent afternoon, he came on a white horse and came to propose to her. Sometimes, Fan Tong directly changed from Cinderella to a princess. On a sunny morning, she felt a kind of happiness approaching while she was asleep, she opened her eyes lazily, the sun was shining outside the window, the birds were singing happily, and Song Nianren was leaning down in front of her and looking at her affectionately. Then, then, Song Nianren kissed her. The prince and princess lived happily ever after.

However, Song Nianren never came. Fan Tong dreamed back and forth of Cinderella for a while, and a princess for a while.

According to common sense, Zhang Qiusheng is with Song Nianren. Seeing Zhang Qiusheng should be like seeing Song Nianren, she can go to Zhang Qiusheng to find the prince charming in her heart.

But Fan Tong is a girl who dreams unreasonably. Or that Fan Tong is a girl who dreams according to the routine of romance novels. According to the common passages of romance novels, pure love is always full of twists and turns, and there are always bad people who stop it.

In the dream woven by Fan Tong, Zhang Qiusheng is the bad guy who blocks her love in every way, a super bad dark wizard bull --- gangster. However, in fact, Zhang Qiusheng, a bull --- gangster, also loves her, so he does everything possible to destroy her love with Prince Charming.

Now this Fan Tong, who dreams all day long, is crying vigorously. She feels like a Cinderella who has been misunderstood by Prince Charming. Prince Charming listened to the slanderous rumors of the bad guys, thinking that she, the princess, loved the bad guy Zhang Qiusheng. So she could only wash her face with tears and ask the bad guys to let her go.

In fact, Fan Tong had nothing to say except crying. Am I dreaming, am I weaving a story of love? So there is only crying. The girl's crying is really mysterious, and it changes in many ways.

Fan Tong's mind at this time couldn't even figure out the living immortals, let alone this stupid --- forced young man?

This male nurse bullied Tongtong, and he bullied her in an extremely --- way that she couldn't even speak. The young man's anger rose from his heart, and evil arose to the side of his guts. Clenched his fist about the size of a bun, and ran towards the disposal room with his arms like a rod, he wanted to teach the --- male nurse a good lesson.

A few days ago, it was a strong man who had a tumor in his brain, and he insulted his mother, so Zhang Qiusheng was angry. Facing this young man, Zhang Qiusheng was not angry at all, and even felt funny.

If the young man wants to hit Zhang Qiusheng, it is impossible. Zhang Qiusheng didn't fight back, just avoided it. As a result, the tables, chairs, and medicine shelves in the disposal room were shattered. Doctors, nurses, patients and their families, hundreds of people were stunned.

Finally, two patients' family members couldn't stand it, so they rushed into the disposal room to subdue the young man, and then called 110 to ask the police to come over.

Everyone proved to the police that Zhang Qiusheng did not fight back. Zhang Qiusheng didn't recruit him to provoke him, and this neurotic beat people indiscriminately.

According to the procedure, Zhang Qiusheng still went to the police station to make a record. At the police station, Fan Tong still didn't speak, and still cried vigorously. If she had said a few words, one or two of them would have been her true thoughts. Zhang Qiusheng can diagnose Fan Tong with paranoia, identity delusion plus victimization delusion. This disease is very easy to treat for Zhang Qiusheng, and a little soothing trick is enough.

But in the face of a crying Fan Tong, Zhang Qiusheng had no choice but to hang up without caring about himself.

The police don't understand, okay, why did this girl say that she was a --- hooligan when she saw Zhang Qiusheng? I can't tell what kind of bull --- hooligan, and I haven't cried yet. Perhaps, Zhang Qiusheng's sin is too big for the girl to say?

Zhang Qiusheng was annoyed, and he opened his mouth and scolded: "Groove mud Malagobi!" You are the one who has done iniquity, and your whole family has created iniquity, and you have created great iniquity! The whole Chinese people can't say it. ”

Of course, you can't just curse, you have to be reasonable. Zhang Qiusheng was forced to say that last summer, their group went to Thirteen Middle School to pick up girls. We were all annihilated, and we ended in a shameful defeat, and we didn't do anything to them, how did we --- a? What's more, this Fan Tong and I don't have a line at all, and I didn't soak her. If she wants to scold, she should scold Song Nianren, why did she scold me? Zhulian Nine Clans is not like this, is it?

The policeman who made the transcript was a little tendoned and repeatedly nagged: "How can she scold you for being a --- and a hooligan, but not for being a thief and pickpocket?" You can also be scolded for robbers and bandits, but why do you just scold cattle --- hooligans? This one is a bit puzzling. ”

It's incomprehensible, girls generally like to scold people, okay with cow ---? Zhang Qiusheng was very depressed, what day is today, is it not appropriate to do anything? Fan Tong is a girl, so it's just unreasonable. How can it be so unreasonable to meet a policeman?

But the truth still needs to be said, and it is only right to convince this policeman: "Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman. ”

Well, men and women are things that people like to hear. The police urged Zhang Qiusheng to continue. Zhang Qiusheng then said: "This is a very old story, you may have heard it. These two men and women don't actually know each other. On that day, the man and the woman arrived at a hotel at the same time. They're all going to live here.

However, there were no extra rooms in the hotel, and the only room had only one bed. In desperation, the two could only share a room. Before going to bed, the woman made a dividing line in the middle of the bed with a quilt and said, 'If you dare to cross this line at night, you will be a cow --- a gangster'

The man kept the man's way, and he didn't cross the thunder pool half a step overnight. Comrade policeman, guess what happened? ”

Well, what happened next? This is an Internet joke twenty years later, and of course the police can't guess it, so they have to ask Zhang Qiusheng to tell the riddle.

Zhang Qiusheng touched his nose, picked his ears, and then said: "When I got up the next morning, the woman slapped the man and said, 'You are not even as good as a cow --- a hooligan.'"

Why is that man not even as good as a --- hooligan? Thoughtful, thoughtful. The police racked their brains and thought. I can't think of it for the time being, so I have to release Zhang Qiusheng first. There was no mistake at all, and the police station did not have the authority to keep him for a long time.

I was too lazy to go back to the hospital, so Zhang Qiusheng went back to No. 21 Middle School directly after leaving the police station, so I saw the scene where Li Mantun wanted to kill Wang Chenghao.

Li Mantun shouted: "Lao Zhang, let go, let me kill this villain!" ”

Kill this villain, and you won't be able to walk the road!

Li Mantun still shouted: "I know, but I still have to kill." It's a big deal, and I've been wandering overseas since then! ”

It's not a pity for this villain to die, and it doesn't matter if you wander overseas. But where am I going to play with you in the future? Who will Sun Buwu find to raise the bar in the future? Who are Han Guanyang and Hua Hanzhou looking to fight? Aren't there one less soldier for the squad cadres? Aren't those middle-aged and elderly women missing an engineer? Think about it, once you make this mistake, how much loss will the whole society have?

Li Mantun softened. Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense hit his weakness everywhere. And Zhang Qiusheng also thinks that it is better to be in school, and he is restrained everywhere in the hospital, and there is not even a person who can talk casually.

The girls hurried over and told Wang Chenghao to run. Li Mantun doesn't have any score, what if he wants to kill again? Wang Chenghao was already paralyzed with fright, and he couldn't stand up, let alone run.

Li Xiuying took advantage of Wang Chenghao's inattention and gave him a tranquilizing charm. It wasn't sympathy, it just made him regain his senses and leave quickly.

Zhang Qiusheng threw Li Mantun aside and negotiated with Song Nianren first. You soaked girl, but you came to me for trouble. How do we calculate this account? Do you have anything to do with her, or how would she call me a --- scoundrel?

The classmates laughed when they heard what happened to Zhang Qiusheng in the hospital, and forgot the tense atmosphere caused by Li Mantun just now.

Song Nianren shouted that he was wronged, and then said: "That girl, she is not called Fan Tong, she should be called a rice bucket." I live in romance novels all day long, and I don't know anything about the real world. What can I do? ”

Zhang Qiusheng asked Li Mantun again, what is going on? It's going to kill someone. This is also what everyone has to ask, and the earth-shattering just now is for which everyone still doesn't know.

Wait for Li Mantun to finish like this. Zhang Qiusheng shook his head and sighed, let's not pick up girls, even watching a video can cause such a big thing. It seems that we really have no relationship with women, both real and virtual. Let's become monks together. In fact, being a monk is also very fast.

Zhang Qiusheng looked around, and then said, "Raise your hand if you are willing to be a monk." Almost all the boys raised their hands.

Well, who is familiar with the Buddhist Association? Let's discuss, so many people have become monks at one time, expanded the monk team, and made great contributions to the cause of Buddhism, can you give a wholesale price? For example, the Yinghe Temple was contracted to us.

There is a wild goose pagoda in the Yinghe Temple, and the oil and water are big. The ticket is ten yuan, and there is an income of hundreds of thousands a year. It does not pay taxes and is net income. That's good food and spicy food.

But choose someone with good character to be the abbot. Otherwise, all the money will be embezzled by him, and our little monk will only be able to drink the northwest wind. I don't think it's good if I don't like money, I can pick money and be a vegetarian. The key is that he is poor in Taoism and martial arts, and he can rest assured that he can be the abbot, and if he can't do it, he will fight. What do you think?

Qian Buxi shouted: "Lao Zhang, this is your mistake." I thought you were good for me, but after making trouble for a long time, you used me as a puppet. ”

A big storm passed in the midst of the fights and laughter. The students of Twenty-One Middle School are all big and broad, and they forget what they just happened in the blink of an eye.

However, Mo Qianxing, the director of the Education Commission, and the secretary of the Youth League Municipal Committee were full of emotion, each with their own ideas.