Chapter 20 Lao Tzu actually crossed over

In the palace at dusk, a team of opera troupes played, sang, and entered the main hall with all kinds of makeup.

"The king is so good to us, knowing that our brothers can't go to summer hunting, and there is nothing to do in the palace, and he also sent a troupe to relieve our boredom. ”

"But it's not, I'm idle and boring, so I heard the troupe coming, and I didn't have time to put on makeup so I happily went out to watch. Hey, isn't this a lady concubine, you look much better, why don't you see the princess. ”

"He went to undress and will be back in a moment. Concubine Shu said with a smile.

He didn't know that the naughty Ruonu dragged Donghe into the room where the troupe was making up, and gave herself a butterfly dress and asked Donghe to put on standard makeup.

"Hey, hey!" Ruonu sang while learning to play, and grimaced in the mirror, "If it weren't for Dad not letting me wear pants in the palace, I would really want to pretend to be a little student." Teacher Donghe, you said that when my dad sees me like this, will he treat me as a singer?"

Donghe smiled softly at him, turned around and carefully selected the headdress for him.

"I don't even recognize myself, and my dad certainly doesn't recognize me. Wakanu was admiring herself, when suddenly a small circle of light appeared under her feet, and the circle of light was rising, flickering bright and dark. Wakanu grabbed it in surprise, but found that the aperture was not solid, he thought it was funny, and wanted to ask Tozuru to take a look at this little thing, but before he could say it, he fell in.

Waiting for Donghe to choose a hair ornament and turn around, Ruonu was gone.

When Ruonu woke up, she saw that she was standing in an antique wooden courtyard, and the men and women who came and went were dressed normally, but a few of them were wearing the clothes of old Taoist priests.

"I'll go, Lao Tzu actually crossed, it's so fun. Ruonu clapped her hands and said quickly, jumping around the courtyard a few times, and by the way, she stole a lot of delicacies. But strangely, there was no one in this compound who asked him for money. So Ruonu took some small snacks on the table and ate them.

When he was eating happily and satisfied, a drama with a painted face dragged Ruonu past him, and gave him a brain jump at that time.

Ruonu, who was holding the fruit, was very angry, but seeing that the other party was a little old, it was not easy to shoot directly, so she could only stretch her neck and argue with him in a cockfighting posture. "What are you doing, you will pay for the concussion!"

"Why do you say I beat you, it's your kid's turn to appear, and you're still eating, if the master doesn't beat you today, I'm sorry for the reward given by the old man of the North Gate!"

"On the field, what kind of field?" Without waiting for Ruonu to react, the man directly pressed a heavy headdress on Ruonu's head violently, "Peony, you can sing well today, it's okay, if you don't sing well, I won't see how I will clean you up at night." Little rabbit cub, sing it to the master, the sect master of the North Gate is worried about the failure of the Fa, don't you anger him again, do you hear?"

Ruonu Mumu nodded, and after reacting, he hurriedly shook his head. As a result, he was directly pushed backstage by the big flower face, and many actors shouted at Ruonu along the way, and Ruonu just wanted to explain, but was kicked onto the stage by the big flower face.

Ruonu was stunned, and looked at the people in the audience in a daze, only to see a sea of people under the stage, some making tea, some pouring water, so it was not lively. Sitting on the Taishi's chair in the middle was a dignified-looking, fifteen or sixteen-year-old young man, he was wearing a brown robe, he looked as good as the person in the painting, but his face was very gloomy, and the jade ring on the young man's thumb was very conspicuous. To his left sat a woman wearing a cheongsam with heavy makeup, so far away that the woman could smell the choking perfume on her body. To the right of the young man sat a thin man who looked unrefreshed, his eyes covered by plain veil.

"Ah, lady. The actor who was playing shouted at Ruonu, and when he saw that Ruonu did not react, he repeated it again. Ruonu still didn't answer, and the actor who played the play was anxious, and hurriedly shouted to Ruonu, "Senior brother, sing quickly, if you don't sing, I can't take it." ”

"Huh?" Ruonu, who reacted, looked at the person who played Xiaosheng with a confused expression, "I, what am I singing?"

"Hey, congratulations. You, why did you forget?" The actor opposite was also anxious, and he couldn't wait to help Ruonu sing the lyrics.

"Drink porridge, for whom?"

"What kind of porridge to drink, I mean Congratulations to Shou, senior brother, you have to kill me in a hurry." The little actor was so angry that he stomped his feet and hurriedly sang, "Lady, you see that this birthday banquet is so lively, why don't you sing a song to help the fun." ”

Ruonu looked at the clothes on her body and understood that they had recognized the wrong person, but now that she has come to power, she can only be a dead horse and a live horse doctor.

"Ah, Xianggong has a point. "Ruo women's clothes are in a posture that she remembers to be used in the horns.

"Teacher, senior brother, the tone is wrong!"

"You don't care, who to celebrate your birthday, point it out, I'll make up words temporarily. ”

"Make up words temporarily, senior brother, you are crazy, the master knows that you can't scold us to death. ”

"Finger it, don't talk nonsense. ”

The little student on the opposite side saw that there was no other way for a while, so he had to use a folding fan to point to the young man in the long shirt sitting on the chair of the Taishi in the center, "The birthday star is this." ”

"Gotta order," Ruonu finished speaking, looked at the young man, her brain was running rapidly, and after posing in several bewitching poses, she finally spoke, "Today's birthday star is really beautiful, with red lips and white teeth, and a good skin, which makes people happy and crazy." ”

Ruonu's exaggerated movements and out-of-tune singing caused a lot of discussion in the audience, and the woman with heavy makeup sitting on the left of the young man covered her ears and couldn't listen to it anymore, so she suddenly stood up and yelled at Ruonu, "What are you doing!"