Chapter 46: The Crooked Neck Tree

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That's right, at that time, the counterfeit coins that burned paper were bought in the market, that is, the paper money burned by many people was actually counterfeit, so where did these counterfeit coins end up?

Obviously, the money can't be collected in the underworld at all, and people burn it for nothing, and the fake money that Cui Ming got was robbed by himself.

If you can reverse this situation, not only let the ghosts in the underworld be fed and clothed, but also let people's money not be spent in vain, and they can still profit from it, wouldn't this be the best of all three worlds?

As long as you know what kind of underworld currency is common in the underworld, and then print and produce it in large quantities, and then pass through your own special relationship, ask Cui Ming to help find some ghosts to show up, and then let Guo Cripple publicize it, and he can almost monopolize the city's underworld currency industry!

Another point is that the dark coins circulating in the market are naturally real, but people have no way of knowing what kind of real coins are, so Cui Ming's help is the key.

The category figured out these points, not to mention how happy, he was like seeing the colorful dark coins flying around in front of him, and finally turned into a red Grandpa Mao, hahahaha, no, the category suddenly remembered a very important problem, printing production is also cost, at least there must be a printing press, mold, workers don't have to be hired, anyway, the factory director, workers, salesmen can be concurrently served by themselves.

However, if you have to have start-up capital, you are in a hurry to run to the computer to check the bank account to see if Guo Cripple has put the money into the card for himself.

Dou E was sitting in front of the computer, and when she saw that the category was coming, she smiled and said to the category: "Mr. Fan, come and see how I wrote this story." ”

Category's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "Okay, okay, I'll take a look"

Category looked down, Dou E wrote a short story titled: I walked out of the grave.

The category was immediately attracted, and I looked at it intently from the beginning.

"Next to my grave, there is a black mandala, I remember someone saying that the black mandala is a cursed flower, representing unpredictable darkness and death, and despair, lonely love.

But I loved its bewitching beauty, three hundred years, I watched the flower bloom and thank it in front of my grave, I watched the man water it with the blood of his third life, O spirit of the flower, my wish was about to come true, three hundred years, I could finally crawl out of my grave and find the one who sacrificed three lives for me

Honey, here I am, you, where? ”

After reading the introduction of this opening chapter with a sigh of relief, he looked at Dou E with terrifying eyes and said: "Okay, Dou Dou, I feel cold all over my body when I read this opening, poignant romance, you don't write novels, it's a waste of talent"

Dou E said a little embarrassed: "Actually, this is what one of my sisters told me before, and I wrote her own story randomly, and I don't know if it will work." ”

"Okay, okay, too good, haha, I miss me so much"

The category danced hand by hand, and suddenly couldn't help hugging Dou E, and kissed Dou E on the face

The cold touch really came, and the category remembered that it was a female ghost who kissed just now, but Dou E blushed, the feeling of white and red was really beautiful, and she glared at the category with disgust, turned her head and ran.

The category is also very embarrassing, his behavior should be placed in ancient times, that is, a proper thief, it is said that his ancestor Fan Xiliang accidentally saw Meng Jiangnu's bare arms and had to marry Meng Jiangnu, and he definitely had to kiss a Fan Dou family

The category sat down embarrassedly, opened the online bank, and glanced at it, there was still a pitiful balance of seven yuan and two in it, it seemed that Guo Cripple hadn't paid himself yet.

"Lao Guo, when will it be cremated? Ah no, I'm not saying you're cremated, I'm talking about the person who saw the happy ghost Oh oh, I know, it's okay, I'll just ask, that, my money took the time to help me call, the family is about to open the pot"

After hanging up the phone, he ran to the small oil lamp again and shouted, "Brother Hui, come out quickly, I will take you to a good place tomorrow." ”

Maybe he was very satisfied with the fact that the category took him out to find the fire, but this time Yihui didn't take the shelf, and the fire flashed in front of the category, with a breath of heat all over his body, and asked expressionlessly, "Where are you going?" ”

"Crematorium! What do you think? The fire there is strong. ”

Who knew that Yihui had a very strange expression on his face, and shook his head again and again: "Do you think that for a holy female holy fighter, going to that kind of place will be reborn?" I want a pure and clean flame, not to go! ”

Category was dumbfounded, he never expected Ikki to refuse, he thought hard and said, "What about the big furnace in the steel mill?" ”

"It's too hot, don't go!"

"Then you just wait a few days, when it's cold, let's start burning the boiler here, and it's not bad to go to the boiler room."

"Hmph, such a dirty place, don't go!"

"Then you go back to the oil lamp and stay."

The category is also angry, why is it so hypocritical, the same is the master of the oil lamp, the lamp god Aladdin is so interesting, asking for money for money, asking for princesses for princesses, wanting castles for castles, I am good, except for the cost of oil, I don't see any other advantages.

"If it's okay, don't bother me."

Throwing down such a sentence, the fire flashed, and Yihui disappeared again.

The category is a little unhappy now, no matter what, anyway, if he stays honestly, it's just a big deal, if he goes out to set fire, he will definitely find Cui Ming to settle accounts, he wants to do this, that is, the underworld will release evil ghosts to harm the world, hum, he Cui Ming doesn't dare not take this hot Yihui away.

It's better to think about the matter of the dark coin, just thinking about it, suddenly came to the mobile phone text message, and the category hurriedly took out a look: Boss, at half past three in the afternoon, see you under the crooked neck tree in Xishan, wait for you, something.

I'll go to it, and I said that this Hua Xiaoxin will really pick a place, the last time we met at the ramen restaurant, this time I went back to the crooked neck tree, this is to make an appointment to hang my martyrdom?

I can't figure out what Hua Xiaoxin is going to do, but anyway, it's nothing now, I looked at the time and it was almost three o'clock, and it was estimated that it was almost time to get there, and I explained a few words to Dou E, went out and stepped on the electric car, and went straight to Xishan with a smoke.

This West Mountain, is also one of the places they used to play when they were children, this city is actually not big, there are mountains in the west, slopes in the east, temples in the south, rivers in the north, happy childhood, these places are often haunted by friends.

This Hua Xiaoxin, give me a lot of fun to remember my childhood, this is to impress me with friendship and let me agree with him to chase Xiaoyu? Hmph, don't even think about it!

Category all the way cranky, finally arrived at the West Mountain, the electric car ran along the lane for a while, and then couldn't go up, left and right to see that there was a big poplar tree, the category took out a big iron chain more than two meters long from the toolbox, locked the car on the tree with a bang, to make sure that nothing went wrong, then looked up at the crooked neck tree halfway up the mountain, and slowly walked up the mountain.

All the way to the trees are lush, wildflowers are everywhere, the scope is stepping on the soft grass, and the heart is also a little soft, such a good weather, such a beautiful scenery, but unfortunately, there is little personal companionship around.

Inadvertently, I thought of Xia Bing, and I don't know how the girl has been in the past two days, if I can climb the mountain with her, look at her panting and sweaty, and then hold hands or something by the way, maybe I can further expand

Looking up, the crooked neck tree on the mountain was not far away, and he wiped his sweat and continued to walk up the mountain, thinking that this felt really awkward, and he had nothing to do to go up the mountain to find the crooked neck tree.

Fortunately, this mountain is not too steep, the range of stuffy head climbing, about ten minutes later, it is halfway up the mountain, here the terrain is gentle, a green grass, only next to a big rock on the edge of the cliff, there is a crooked neck tree.

Speaking of this tree, there was an argument when they were young, some people said it was a locust tree, some people said it was a poplar tree, and some said it was an elm tree, in short, it looked a little different, and finally their teacher, a fat man with glasses, also came to the mountain, held his glasses and said: This should be a jujube tree.

As a result, the students thought every day, looked forward to it every day, and every time they went up the mountain, they came to see this crooked neck tree, but a year passed, two years passed, and this so-called jujube tree failed to produce a jujube, and everyone talked endlessly, and finally the teacher went up the mountain and studied for a long time to come to a conclusion that the jujube tree was male

It wasn't until I went to junior high school that I learned biology class, and I knew that trees were not divided into male and female, and since then I hated all the teachers who have been destroying people, and later went up the mountain with Hua Xiaoxin, and told him the story of the male tree.

At this time, standing under this long-lost crooked neck tree, looking around, the time has passed half past three, very strange, Hua Xiaoxin said to wait for himself, but why hasn't he come yet?