Chapter 288: The Happy Ghost also wants to be well-off

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I saw the person under the table, with an eternal smiling face, dressed in a big red robe, pulling the clothes of the category, but his eyes looked at the sumptuous banquet next to him, and his throat couldn't help but sneer.

Good guy, it turned out to be a happy ghost!

"Why are you here, are you really alive?" Category said in surprise.

The happy ghost said in a helpless tone: "Nonsense, I'm a happy ghost, if I don't come to this place, where else can I go?" Here's the energy I need. ”

"Energy?" Category looked back and asked, "What energy do you need?" Didn't you come to eat and offer? ”

The joyful ghost pointed weakly at the people in the hall and said, "I'll be honest with you, I am the embodiment of a wave of resentment and sadness at the funeral, and only when people have this kind of sadness, I will appear, in order to collect this kind of affection, to maintain my existence." ”

The category suddenly said: "So that's the case, but you're my target of arrest, I'm waiting for you here today, since you're here, I'm sorry, let's say, are you arrested, or do you honestly follow me?" ”

The joyful ghost looked at the category with a spring breeze on his face, but his tone was extremely depressed: "Even if you don't take me away, I don't think I will live long." ”

"Oh? Why is that? Did you get seriously injured last time? The category was surprised.

The two of them were muttering here, and the people at the table next to them gradually became suspicious, and several people turned their heads to look at the category at the same time, thinking what the hell was this person doing, why did he talk to himself in the air endlessly?

The happy ghost winked at him and said, "If you don't want to be treated as a psychopath, come and talk to me." ”

With that, the jubilant turned and walked out of the hall. I thought about it. Then followed. Let's see what this happy ghost is going to do.

A person and a ghost followed the hidden place in the corner of the wall, all the way to a secluded corner, and saw that there was no one around, and then asked again: "What the hell is going on with you, you can tell me." ”

The joyful ghost sighed: "Actually, I actually came to you today, because I want to tell you that I am not in the same group as the soul impermanence. I am innocent. ”

The joyful ghost said that he has always been a demonic existence for the world, as long as someone has low luck and sees him at the funeral, he will definitely die, but that is not what he did on purpose, because anyone who can see him will have a great decline in yang energy, in other words. Either the longevity is at the end, or the doom is riddled with bad luck. Possessed by the disease, coupled with the fright after seeing the happy ghost, his soul can't stand the impact of the happy ghost's resentment, so he naturally detached from the body, and it is normal to die.

But in fact, the joyful ghost just needs the kind of sadness that arises after someone dies in the world, so that he can ensure his own survival, and at the same time spread this kind of love again, so that this kind of love will not be missing in this world.

In other words, if there will never be a dead person in the world, and there will never be such a sad feeling, then the happy ghost himself will not live long, and it will naturally disappear, and to put it bluntly, the root on which he relies is gone.

For example, he is a pants seller, and if no one in the world wears pants, he will naturally be unemployed.

The category was confused, and asked in confusion, "What do you want to tell me?" ”

The joyful ghost sighed and said: "The point of the problem now is that since I fled to the human world, I have become less and less in this situation, and I can't even maintain my energy consumption normally, so in the previous period, I was very weak, until the soul impermanence came to me and asked me to help him, and he provided me with energy. ”

When I heard this, I suddenly understood, no wonder last time I was in the Markwei Commercial Building, I felt that the happy ghost was a little powerless, and he actually came out to take the initiative to hook the soul, this is not his style at all, now that I think about it, it turns out that this is the reason.

"Now, the Soul Hook has fled, and you have no energy again?" Category asked.

"I didn't want to work with him at all, it wasn't my intention to do those things, but there was no way. The last time I came back, I was kicked by that friend of yours again, and it took me a lot of energy to escape. During this time, I traveled everywhere, but there was still very little grief collected. Especially in today's situation, those people are so happy, the funeral is almost a celebration, I can't bear that kind of warm affection, otherwise, I would have gone to the banquet to enjoy the offerings, and I still need to hide and drink your three glasses of wine? ”

The category sneered for a moment and said, "So you can't afford to live an old boy?" But shouldn't it, is the funeral of the present very different from the past? The sad feelings of the family are all the same, how can it be difficult to collect? ”

The joyful ghost said: "That's right, the family's grief is almost the same as before, but it's not so pure, the people in the past, it's more realistic, someone in the family died, and the neighbors followed the grief, that's true love, but the current people are different, you see how many of the people are sad just now?" Even those family members had to force a smile, so that the sad feelings were diluted a lot, mixed with a lot of inexplicable feelings, can I not collect them? ”

After thinking about it, he couldn't help but sigh and said: "This is true, the current etiquette is for the living, who cares if you die is the second uncle or the fourth uncle, the money arrives, the gift arrives, and it is over, it is inevitable, people always die, and now people look down on it, and they don't pay as much attention to it as in the past." I said, "What's the use of you telling me this?" I have an idea, let me take you back to the underworld, that's good, you don't have to worry about collecting love, you don't have to worry about survival, the underworld is your eternal home. ”

The happy ghost shook his head and said: "It's just a prison, what's good, I'd rather be in the world, even if I live a little tired, I'm at ease." ”

Category sank his face and said: "So, you forced me to do it, last time you promised me that you wanted to go back with me, and now you regret it?" ”

The joyful ghost suddenly laughed: "Don't worry, in fact, I have found new feelings of grief in the past few days, and even strong feelings of fear, and when I absorb these feelings, I will be able to return to my previous state." ”

"You're going back to the underworld with me?"

"Hehe, you won't be able to beat me at all if I recover."

"You're okay, it looks like you've been talking nonsense for a long time, and you still want me to do it."

The category took a slight step back, put on a posture of Huang Feihong, and said coldly: "Come on, see how I take you down today." ”

The joyful ghost smiled mysteriously: "Don't be in a hurry to do it first, in fact, you can think about it, if it weren't for the reason, I would have sent it to you myself?" ”

"What do you mean?" The category asked, but then he seemed to think of something, and couldn't help but wonder: "Could it be that you want to cooperate with me?" ”

"Don't you want to ask, where did I find those sad and fearful feelings that I found recently?" ”

After thinking about it for a while, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and he said awe-inspiringly: "Is there something big in this city?" ”

The happy ghost said: "Not only do I know that something big has happened, but I even know a little bit of clues and inside information, how about it, this condition can be cooperated, right?" ”

"How to cooperate? You said. The category said without hesitation.

"I have only two conditions, first, not to interfere with my freedom, and second, not to force me to do anything." The happy ghost spoke, as if he had already prepared his lines.

The category thought about it, but smiled: "I can only agree to half of your conditions." ”

"What's half?"

"First, I only promise not to arrest you during the cooperation period, and second, I can not force you to do things, but if you don't report it and push it perfunctory, the first article will be automatically invalidated, how about it?"

The Joy Ghost hesitated for a moment before saying, "I would like to add that if there is something that involves a great secret, or even a curse for speaking out, I have the right to remain silent. ”

The category couldn't help but move, it sounded, this happy ghost seems to know a lot of secrets?

"I promise you, but I'll add that you're going to give me your contact details and show up whenever I need your help."

The joyful ghost said happily: "This is simple, I have a treasure that I carry with me, although it is of little use to me, but you can find me through it." ”

He casually took out half a palm-sized conch, handed it to the category, and said: "This is what I refined a long time ago with the sorrow and sorrow of the world, no matter where you are, as long as you blow this conch, I will appear immediately, of course, provided that I am free." ”

The category took the conch, stuffed it into his pocket, and stretched out his hand with a smile on his face: "Okay, we have a deal." ”

The happy ghost still had the same smiling face, shook hands with the category very awkwardly, and said as if relieved: "I will go to eat and worship in the future, and I don't have to guard against you anymore." ”

Hearing this, his face sank and said: "I don't care if you eat and worship, but you give me as much as possible to restrain the breath on my body, I don't want anyone to see you anymore and die because of it." ”

The happy ghost shrugged: "This is easy to do, I just didn't care about it before, but I still have a question I want to ask you - where did you hide the little boy?" How can I not find it everywhere? ”

Category Yi waved his hand: "You don't have to worry about it, Xiaotong's life is better than you now, if you give up the darkness and turn to the light earlier, you will already live a well-off life, I guess you haven't seen a refrigerator in the big refrigerator, forget it, it's not too late for you to be well-off now." Well, now that we're already in a relationship, I have a question for you, and as agreed, you have to tell the truth. ”

"Just ask." The joyful ghost replied happily.

"Then I asked about that, the whereabouts of the depressed ghost, do you know?" He smiled, he had been holding back this question for a long time, because he knew that the happy ghost would definitely know the answer to this question.

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