93. Evolve the Year of the Sassy!
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93. Evolve the year of the sassy!
In the private room, people from the medical department are sitting at a long table, and the waiters are serving the food in order.
Xia himself doesn't remember how he sat at the table, he leaned back on the chair like an uncle, crossed his legs, and swept the dozen or so light bulbs of tens of thousands of volts around him from time to time, and his heart was like thousands of grass and mud horses roaring by, almost flipping the table on the spot.
The most popular person at the table is none other than the newcomer Qi Mu, who is like a real gentleman, with elegant manners, polite conversation, and a casual toast that reveals a natural aristocratic demeanor.
The little **** couldn't help but glance at him, and when they found an opportunity, they would chat with him shyly and astringently.
seems to notice the low pressure on Xia's side, Qi Mu sometimes deliberately says a few words to him, Xia knows that he has good intentions, even if he is unhappy, he will respond politely on his face, but the topic does not know how to get involved in the matter of a doctorate.
Qi Mu gently put down the wine glass and said with a smile: "Actually, I just learned a little bit of fur. It just so happened that I knew the questions of the exam that year, so I was confused. β
Yun Yan blinked: "What is the topic?" Can you tell us about it? β
"If you want to know, of course you can."
It just so happened that at this time, the main course came up, and it was the restaurant's signature steak.
Qi Mu elegantly picked up the knife and fork: "The exam questions we had that year were divided into written tests and clinical, and the questions of the written test were almost forgotten, but the clinical part has always been remembered." The clinical patient was a young woman who had a tumor in her abdomen and a large amount of fluid that required surgery to heal. β
"First of all, you have to cut the peritoneum slowly, remember to move slowly and carefully," he said, holding a fork into the steak with one hand and slowly cutting the steak with a knife with the other.
"At that time, after cutting it, we found that the patient's stomach was full of light brown ****, and the assistant doctor and I had to use our hands to take out those ****," the cut small steak was inserted by him with a fork and dipped in some sauce.
"After the **** was cleaned up, I began to look for the location of the tumor," he said, putting the steak meat in his mouth, chewing it carefully, and swallowing it.
"The location of the tumor is relatively hidden, and I searched carefully for a long time, and finally found the exact location," the knife flicked at the steak meat on the plate.
"Because the tumor is large, I have to cut it very carefully so as not to hurt the patient's intestines," he said, picking up the knife again and slowly cutting the steak.
"The tumor was successfully removed, and the subsequent sutures were smooth, and the operation took 47 minutes. Well, the steak here tastes good, like the chef at home," he squinted, putting the cut meat in his mouth and savoring it.
Everyone: "......"
Most of the doctors present were all very familiar with the process of the operation, and now that Qi Mu mentioned the operation process so carefully, those bloody internal organs and slimy flesh seemed to appear alive in front of them.
Looking at the tender and delicious steak in front of them, thinking of those internal organs, everyone put down their knives and forks in unison, their faces were like vegetables, and their stomachs were tumbling.
A few little **** couldn't help it, so they hurriedly got up and ran to the bathroom to vomit.
Duan Zhuo pushed away the steak in disgust and called the waiter: "Please change me to a cold rice noodle." β
Basente, Shen Qiu, and Lang Yining raised their hands in unison: "I want to change it too." β
Even Jian Ling, who has always been calm and self-controlled, couldn't help but turn his head and was expressionless: "Give me another vegetable salad." β
On the entire table, except for Qi Mu, who was still eating elegantly, only Xia was still eating silently. For no other reason, he is not a doctor, he does not have such a vivid sense of association, even if Qi Mu says it vividly, in his mind, it is nothing more than a few strokes added to a blank piece of paper - barely the shape of a human organ, but it is definitely not to the level of blood.
Sometimes, ignorance is fearlessness
Xia slowly finished eating the steak on the plate, and glanced at Jian Ling next to him: "You don't eat?" β
His eyes were so obvious that Jian Ling couldn't ignore them, and she pushed her plate of steak that only moved one knife over: "You continue." β
"Thank you."
Xia picked up the knife and fork again, cut off a piece, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed, thinking about going back and buying a few catties of steak and making it himself.
Their movements are so natural that they are a little too intimate in the eyes of others.
Qi Mu knew about their previous marriage relationship, although he was a little surprised by Xia's natural behavior, but he didn't show too much curiosity, but his gaze on Jian Ling added a little fun - neither of them was someone who gave in easily, and if they were really together in the future, they didn't know who was going to accommodate whom.
When the little **** came back from the bathroom, the eyes that looked at Qi Mu all turned into horror and grievance.
The steak was treated as a human specimen by him, and after the "test", he could still eat it with a calm face and go to the peaty prince image of the big **** ah this is
After the meal, everyone left the restaurant in twos and threes, Duan Zhuo yelled that he wanted to go to the bar to drink, Shen Qiu, a big drunkard, naturally followed the coaxing, except for Jian Ling and Xia, everyone else was dragged away.
Jian Ling didn't go to the bar because he didn't want to be drunk and unconscious like last time, and he didn't know if he was sold when the time came.
The reason why Xia didn't go was because of his two dog legs......
Before, it was because he was obsessed with dating, but now that the date is gone, he is in a very bad mood, and even comes back with alertness. As soon as he got out of the restaurant, he caught a glimpse of the two heads hiding next to the parking lot, and without saying a word, he walked over and took the two out and slashed them fiercely.
The bitter dog-legged duo who unintentionally bumped into the muzzle of the gun can only let their captain's **** swear never to play with the voyeur captain again - provided that the captain no longer shows such a rippling smile.
Well, because of this last sentence, Xia smashed the two unfinished reports on them all at hand, demanding that they must complete the task within two days, and Mu had any room for bargaining
In exchange for Zhuang Xiaoshan and Cangzi, there was a wail.
After this "bloody" dinner, Qi Mu's "steak killer" fate was well known, and the nurses no longer dared to face his gentle smiling face, and usually had to take a detour when they saw him. Even Duan Zhuo, a group of old men, couldn't help but feel numb when they saw him, especially when it was time to eat, no one dared to share a table with him.
As for the steak that was not eaten that night, it was all packed and taken home by Jian Ling and swallowed into the stomach of a certain fat worm.
Raised with blood every day, Barbara is no longer the black fat man she was at the beginning, now it is not only fat again, her whole body has become snow-white, but also a little transparent, crystal like a pudding, soft, and especially Q.
What worries Jian Ling the most is that Barbara looks very unenergetic these days, like a frosted eggplant, drooping her head and shrinking weakly by Jian Ling's side.
Jian Ling thought it was sick and asked if it was uncomfortable, but it just shook its head: "Barbara is fine......"
Accustomed to Barbara's cheating and nonsensical shamelessness, there is no lower limit, and suddenly seeing it so quiet and honest, Jian Ling always felt that something was particularly wrong, not that it was so bad, it was much more obedient than before, but Jian Ling was really not used to its non-noisy appearance.
For this reason, Jian Ling deliberately went to the Internet to check the information to see if the insects had the habit of short-circuiting their brains at this time, but they didn't find out the reason for checking for a long time.
Seeing that Barbara was about to die, Jian Ling rarely took the initiative to find Xia and asked him to help make a delicious meal.
"Barbara has no appetite......"
At the moment of food, this fat worm is unmoved?
As if he had discovered a new continent, Jian Ling picked up the worm and poked its fat face with his fingertips: "Are you Sichun?" Don't think about tea and rice like this? β
It twisted its body and shrunk its head to its stomach, which was completely curled up in a ball, looking really uncomfortable.
Xia looked at the sick fat worm a little strangely: "What's wrong with it?" β
"I don't know, maybe I'm sick."
It stands to reason that Barbara is a Gu worm, and she has a strong healing ability, even if she is sick, she should be able to heal itself quickly, and she will not be so dead for several days in a row.
Barbara didn't eat it, and the cooked meal could only be eaten by Jian Ling and Xia in the end.
The portion was so much that Jian Ling ate a little hard, returned to the bedroom, took a shower, and looked up information about insect illness on the Internet, but in the end found nothing.
Reluctantly, she put Barbara to her pillow and fell asleep worriedly.
The next day was the weekend, and when she slept hazy, she always felt that something was burrowing in the quilt. She suddenly opened her eyes, lifted the quilt, and saw a child of five or six years old curled up naked in her arms, with four white paws holding her tightly, like a fat koala.
ββIs this the situation of Shenma?
Whose child is this, who doesn't even wear a single piece of clothing - ahh
Jian Ling came over after a short period of sluggishness, picked up the "koala", and shook it vigorously: "Who are you?" β
The koala rubbed her eyes, fluttered her four paws a few times, and then glued her arms all over and rubbed her with a soft face: "Don't make trouble, Master, Barbara hasn't woken up yet." β
For a moment, Jian Ling had a feeling of being struck by lightning.
On a beautiful weekend, all morning, Jian Ling spent the whole morning trying to digest the "worm into human".
Barbara, who was undressed, was wrapped in a quilt by Jian Ling, and it ...... No, "he" poked his head out of the quilt, looked at Jian Ling with big watery eyes, and pouted his pink little mouth, like an unclaimed puppy: "Master, why are you so far away from Barbara?" Don't you love Barbara? β
As he spoke, he didn't forget to stop sobbing halfway, aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law who had been subjected to domestic violence.
Jian Ling resisted the urge to throw him out of the window: "You mean, Gu worms can become humans when they grow to adulthood, this is the tradition of your family over the ages, but you became a little kid earlier, but you will grow up in the future and become an adult?" β
Barbara let go of her little paw that grabbed the quilt, covered her face embarrassedly, and began to twist her body in shame again: "Yes, Barbara can better serve her master when she grows up~"
Seeing this scene, Jian Ling completely believed the fact that this thing was Barbara
But-
Jian Ling angrily helped him lift the quilt that had slipped down and wrapped the white meat ball again: "Does Nima want to run naked?" β
Okay, Barbara has evolved, and Jian Ling's life will be more lively in the future~
Regarding the method of curing the disease,It is indeed borrowed from other film and television dramas and Du Niang Library,In order to prevent being named and plagiarized,In the future, whenever there is a reference,The author will point out the specific source at the end of the article,To avoid misunderstandingγ
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