Chapter 9 Lu Bu is difficult to raise

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The category carried three breakfasts, and almost crawled back on all fours, this night, not sleeping well at home, running more than ten kilometers outside in the black light, and bringing nineteen ghosts back, this matter has to be put on hold until a few days ago, and the category is killed and doesn't believe that he can do it.

"Mr. Fan, you seem to be very tired." While eating, Dou E asked while sniffing.

"Nonsense, can you not be tired, it's all for you to make trouble in the underworld, let me catch ghosts, catch ghosts, catch ghosts, and have to do athletes' work......"

The category was weak and drank soy milk, complaining, and glanced at Lu Bu, who was rushing a fritter for luck.

In order to dispel Lu Bu's idea of coming to the yang world to eat only meat, the category decided to persuade him to eat this fritter first.

It's not that the category picks the door, so you don't give Lu Bu meat to eat, the problem is, according to the way of eating in the yang world, three meals a day, three or five catties of meat per meal, and this is the standard for raising tigers in the zoo, right? Besides, the tiger can still drive ticket revenue, who is idle and has nothing to do to give dozens of dollars to come here to see the ghosts?

"Brother Lu, this is called fried fritters, but it is delicious, fried in the oil pan, you see, it is burnt and burnt, crispy and crispy...... That, in the world, I don't eat meat in the morning, it's too greasy and not good for the body, it's all about eating something light, nourishing the stomach, you can taste it, anyway, don't want money......" category is like coaxing a picky eater.

Lu Bu stared at the beads and hesitated for a long time: "Okay then, I... Taste ......"

As he spoke, Lu Bu frowned and put his nose up, and sniffed it gently.

"Huh? It seems to be very fragrant, ah, the mouth is full of oil......"

Category's eyes lit up: "Taste again, taste again." ”

This time, Lu Bu's nose twitched vigorously, sniffed hard, and then showed a satisfied expression on his face.

"Yes, yes, I like this kind of mouth full of oil, chewing is fragrant!"

Category Le's back molars were exposed, and he watched with a smile as Lu Bu ate up all the fritters in front of him one by one, and sure enough, all that was left was dry and hard dough.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Mr. Fan, I ate yours too." Lu Bu was a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, it's okay, I didn't eat much in the morning, if you don't have enough, Dou Dou didn't eat much just now, you can clean it up." The category waved his hand, and the heart said that as long as you don't mention the meat, you can do it.

After breakfast, instead of sitting down as usual, the category ...... Went to the bank.

In fact, the category is not a poor jingle, the monthly manuscript fee is at least more than 1,000 yuan, the house is his own, he has no social interaction, he eats and wears frugally, it stands to reason that there is a balance.

There are two bank cards in the category, one is immovable, and a minimum of 800 yuan is deposited in it every month. There is also a current one, generally saving his own pocket money, he gave himself the rule is, take a hundred to spend a hundred, a hundred yuan to insist on a week, and insist on keeping a running account, today, is Monday, the day to withdraw money.

There is nothing to say about this, there is a bank near the category's home, and he will come back soon, but this time he took two hundred yuan, because there are two more people, no, it is two more ghosts to eat, and he also plans to get Lu Bu some meat to eat every night in the future, but look at the balance in the card this month, there are 25o yuan 3 cents and 8 yuan left.

This can't be done, when Cui Ming comes again, you have to ask him for a salary, otherwise when you wait for a few more, you won't be able to raise it, this ghost eats no less than a human eat, especially Lu Bu, the whole Tibetan mastiff! People say that Lu Bu is difficult to raise, but it is really difficult to raise

Category thought in his heart, returned home, but now the dim home, the TV series is actually turned on, this is a new thing, he rarely turns on this TV a few times a month, people who make a living from code words, and rarely watch TV, besides, there is any information on the Internet.

But what surprised him was that Lu Bu and Dou E were sitting upright on the sand, looking at the Central Opera Channel.

"This, who opened it, even this?" Category pulled up a chair and sat down.

"Yes, it's me, I saw Mr. Fan open it once, so I remembered it." Dou E said softly.

"It's pretty smart, but it's not interesting to watch this, I think you should look at the news channel, which will help you understand today's society and see what kind of changes have taken place in the land of China in the past few hundred or thousands of years."

The category took the remote control and changed it casually.

In fact, he was worried that if the opera channel would play Dou E's injustice again, it would arouse Dou Dou's sadness.

But he was dumbfounded as soon as he saw this stage, the new version of the Three Kingdoms, when Lu Bu was hanged in Baimenlou, He Rundong was shouting there: "Big-eared thief ......"

The category quickly changed the stage again, this can't be seen by Lu Bu, this person is not very big, in case of resentment, it will be bad if another powerful ghost appears.

Lu Bu squinted his eyes and looked at the category, and the category felt a little hairy in his heart, thinking that he had seen it just now, but he didn't expect Lu Bu to say: "I see a fish in the kitchen basin, why don't you eat it with me?" ”

“…… That's an ornamental fish, you can't eat it! ”

That's it, Lu Bu and Dou E have lived here in the category, Dou E doesn't need to say, she has always been soft and weak, but if you want to say what to do, it is not ambiguous at all, and it is very strong, very capable, and even can already help the kitchen under the category to do some simple work, such as using mana to make potatoes hang in the air, peeling a skin or something, she is quite embarrassed to say that the time to come to the yang world is still relatively short, and in a few days, you can really pick up various objects like humans, you don't have to use mana every time you want to open the door like now, If you stretch out your hand, you will pass through.

And Lu Bu is pure machismo, he has nothing to do all day long, except for always thinking about eating meat, his only interest is to sit there and watch TV, and the category is still there, Lu Bu is quite thoughtful, and seems to have been looking for the Three Kingdoms that flashed that day, but the category is more, he has already deleted that station, but he is also worried, so he looks forward to other stations not rebroadcasting.

The category seems to have regained the days of the previous otaku, in the past two days, with the help of Dou E, a lot of good stories have been written, and the approval rate of the magazine is rising, and even the editor-in-chief has begun to praise him in QQ private chats.

In addition, when eating, it hurts a little bit, or it hurts meat, Lu Bu is exploited into one meal a day three times a day, but this meal of meat is less than three catties Lu Bu can't eat at all, or can't eat enough, seeing that just three days have passed, the face of Grandpa Mao in the category has changed from red to green, then to blue, and finally to cyan, and there is only one breath left...

The category is a little indignant, the ancients said, how can you sweep the world if you don't sweep a house, and if you don't have enough meat in my category, why should you pay back 200,000?

Cui Ming, come quickly......

As a result, that night, Cui Ming really came, but the first sentence asked: "How to deal with those bungee jumping zombies on the roof?" ”

I went to the roof, this is really a game genius, the black line of the category one brain taught Cui Ming the method, Cui Ming was happy, and nodded again and again: "Okay, good, it's really a good way, I'm leaving......"

The category hurriedly grabbed him: "Brother Cui, don't go, did you forget what you came up to do again?" ”

"Hehe, I'm just coming up to ask you how you passed this level, your customer is in the political trial, and it will probably arrive tomorrow."

"And the political trial... Then I don't care, but I have to tell you something, I can't afford to raise them, just Brother Lu can catch up with a Tibetan mastiff by himself, my small body can't resist his calamity, can I discuss with the 6 judges, and ...... the salary or something" category looked forward to it.

"Salary?" Cui Ming looked at the category like a monster, "Can you spend the money of the underworld?" I can give it to you, but if you want to take it out, it's counterfeit money, tell you, there is no salary, and the funds will be your own, anyway, you choose one between life and money, don't forget, there is also a priceless treasure Seven Tricks Exquisite Heart. ”

"I think I'm choking enough to live to change my mind...... Or, you tell me that there are gold ingots buried in the ground near here, or you give me the whole antique or something, but before the Ming Dynasty, you don't want it, and you won't be allowed to sell it......"

"Okay, don't worry, can I help you, Brother Cui, I have already seen that you are embarrassed, so when your next customer comes, I may be able to help you......"

Cui Ming blinked at the category, smiled and hid his figure, and returned to the underworld.

Next customer, tomorrow?

There seems to be some hope in the category.

But who will it be?