Crying for a monthly pass, I was full of monthly passes, and I was woken up by my wife in a dream, saying that I was still reading the monthly pass. What hurts your eyes is also the monthly pass, it's not folded, the one behind it has risen by more than 30 votes a day, and I'm no longer alive. I'm desperately coding words, you look pitiful, just count the votes.

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Deng Siye took a sip of wine, smacked it in his mouth for a long time, and then swallowed it reluctantly, and said: "If you want to get rid of that four-legged snake, it is absolutely undesirable to be a strong enemy, twenty years ago, the fate of our four old gunners was just around the corner." Of course, if the captain summons guns, the ten mountain gods will also get the account. The problem is that the captain is going to take our gang to do it quietly, so obviously the only way to outwit us is to take this path. Old Deng Tou drank half of his mouth, and his suppressed nature for decades was revealed, shaking his head and shaking his head endlessly, and at the end, before he got to the point, he talked nonsense.

Han Donglin couldn't see Fourth Master Deng so carried away, and at that moment, he was about to shout, but he was glared back by Xue Xiangna. Xue Xiang felt that this dissolute Fourth Master Deng was more cool than the cowering crazy old Deng. Xue Xiang opened another bottle of Yanghe, got up and filled it up for Fourth Master Deng, and said with a smile: "Old Dengtou, say it straightly, be smart, and sell it to me again, this wine will not have your share." ”

Deng Siye was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly brought the wine bowl in front of him, and protected it with his elbow, for fear that Xue Xiang would also return the bowl of wine, but there was no nonsense on his lips: "Captain, there is a foreplay in storytelling, don't worry, I'll go on." In 63 years, after Captain Li and I had an encounter with the animal at Tianzi Port, I became suspicious. Because in the past five years, I have never let go of the matter of avenging the old knife handle, Ma Sanye, and Wang Sanpao, and I am curious about the whereabouts of that animal. After that night, I also went to the other side to check. Captain Li was looking at the rice field, but my old cannon searched all the way along the indentation of the beast, and finally cut off the traces of the beast in a wild poppy forest, and it was expected that this poppy forest was the end of the beast's descent to the Golden Bull Mountain. ”

"Poppy? It's an opium-making thing! No, crazy old man... Deng Laosi. This thing has long been banned, how can there be around Jinniu Mountain? Besides, what did the animal do when it went to look for a poppy forest? When Lao Jiang heard the strange thing, he opened his mouth. It's really opium that hurts people, and the older generation hates it.

Deng Siye said: "Don't worry, listen to me slowly, the poppy forest is born on the back of a dirt slope, and the place is inaccessible, and there is still a long way from Tianzi Port, after the beast has made a few weird troubles." The 100 acres of land behind Tianzi Port were also deserted. No one dares to cook. Because of that, that poppy forest is even harder to spot. Besides, it was a three-flowered poppy, not an ordinary poppy, not an old mountaineer and an old medicine. Who recognizes it. ”

After answering Lao Jiang's doubts, Deng Siye continued: "I saw a large gap in the poppy forest at that time, and I guessed that it must have been eaten by that animal, but I didn't dare to conclude. On the same day, I found a dirt slope a hundred meters away from the poppy forest, dug a deep pit, and covered it with roland juice that masked the smell. As soon as it was dark, I lay down in the pit, covered myself with branches, and waited for the beast to come. Take a peek. I didn't know that after waiting all night, the sun was growing tall, and there was no sign of the animal. But I still didn't give up, went home and poured two mouthfuls of porridge, and the next day I ambushed on the spot. I don't know that the beast still hasn't come. For six days, the beast did not appear again. I was so desperate that I almost gave up, and my heart said that I would wait another day and not come to pull it down. That night, as soon as the moon had disappeared, I heard a swishing sound in the northwest, and when I looked up, the trees in the distance kept falling to both sides, and the beast was ......"

There was a bang, and the bowl in Xiao Sun's hand fell to the ground and fell apart. It turned out that the young man had heard Han Donglin tell the story of the python swallowing the wild boar before, and he was already worried in his heart. At this moment, he was substituted by the story of Deng Siye again, only to feel that the terrifying python seemed to suddenly appear beside him, and he was so frightened that he threw away the bowl.

A bowl was broken, and the young man's face was immediately flushed, and he had not seen his red face before drinking, but at this moment, the smoke was rampant, and he was obviously ashamed. Xue Xiang smiled and beckoned Lao Jiang to bring another bowl for Xiao Sun. When Xiao Sun heard this, how dare he work Lao Jiang, so he brought a bowl, a broom, and a dustpan to the canteen to remove all the broken porcelain pieces.

At this time, the little guy dragged the empty bowl and rushed in, saying that the chicken was not enough to eat, and asked the eldest brother to fill a bowl. It turned out that the little guy went out with a bowl of chicken, and a bunch of dolls were dumbfounded, staring at the red and fat chicken, and the saliva in his mouth couldn't be stopped.

It turns out that although each of these dolls has chickens, there are only about a dozen, all of which are used to survive, where are they willing to kill. The raw eggs have to be sold by the supply and marketing cooperatives and exchanged for needles and threads; or there are relatives and friends who are confined, visitor, and give gifts, not all of them rely on the eggs laid by these chickens; Even if the chicken is old and doesn't lay eggs, it has to be sold at the supply and marketing cooperative, who is willing to eat meat.

Some dolls have never eaten chicken since they were born, so how can they not be straight when they see it. The little guy was going to share it with the dolls, but now I saw that the dolls were hot, and immediately you and I had a piece of light, but she herself had no piece left. The dolls who were given the chicken were willing to swallow it in one bite, and they held the piece of meat and licked it again and again, before carefully and little by little, they bit it and swallowed it. The little guy couldn't bear to see it, but he felt that these capable playmates were not happier than himself, and they were hungry for meat. This doesn't work, you have to get a bowl and satisfy their cravings. And just like that, after a moment's effort, the little guy dragged the empty bowl back and killed it.

Fortunately, at noon today, Lao Jiang slaughtered four big roosters and filled a big pot, otherwise, he really couldn't cope with these supernumerary diners. At this moment, Xue Xiang couldn't guess that the little guy's current position was the captain of the transportation brigade, and at that moment, he beckoned Xiao Sun, who was about to take the dustpan out, and brought a sea bowl over. After a few breaths, Xiao Sun rushed in with the sea bowl in his arms. Xue Xiang took it, gave the little guy a yam and chicken, filled a big bowl, and was about to beckon Kang Tong to give her a gift. The little guy went to get a towel, wrapped the bowl, took it, and the little body was cautious, twisted and twisted, and went by himself.

After finishing the annoying spirit, Xue Xiang beckoned Deng Siye and continued. Deng Siye was gnawing a piece of chicken wings, and when he heard this, he threw the chicken wings that were gnawed into his mouth, chewed them, and swallowed them into his stomach, and continued: "You say that evil nature is not evil nature, and I was almost scared to death that night, but the animal spared a circle from the northwest direction and went around behind me." At the time, I thought I had been discovered, and my heart was about to stop beating. Thanks to the great speed of the beast, he dragged his fat body and ran over the branches of the tree on my body in two strokes, otherwise he would have been crushed to death if he was not frightened to death. When the beast reached the edge of the poppy forest, he first put his head high and approached the woods, as if he were smelling it, and after half a bag of cigarettes, he opened his mouth and ate it with great gulps. After eating, the animal was very excited, and began to beat the soil and stones on the ground with a flick of his tail, and the trees next to him immediately walked on the rocks and flew sand, and the trees broke and the trees were broken, even if I was a hundred meters away from the poppy forest, I still had a lot of stones on my body, broken branches, and hurt Lao Tzu. The beast went mad and did not stop any longer, but dragged itself and swished away. Fortunately, this time, he didn't pass from my side, but ran directly to Tianzi Port. ”

"Third master, if you want you to talk about the means of killing snakes, you have started to put the ancients again, and there is no end." Li Yongjun had long lost his curiosity about the mountain god, and he had opened his ears wide to listen to Deng Siye talk about the way to kill the snake, but how did he know that the old man chattered about his own adventures, and immediately asked dissatisfiedly.

Deng Siye glared at Li Yongjun and said, "Aren't I introducing the means to deal with that snake, if you don't find out the weaknesses and habits, where did you get the trick, why are you in a hurry?" "The old man is afraid of everyone in the village, but he is not afraid of this Deputy Captain Li who he has saved.

Xue Xiang waved his hand to stop Fourth Master Deng and asked Li Yongjun not to interrupt, but he heard some doorways. Fourth Master Deng raised his head and poured a sip of wine, and continued: "I have been sleeping in that pit for months, and finally let me find out the habits of the animal. It turned out that the beast came to the poppy forest every seven days, and when he had finished eating, he either went crazy or fell asleep. Now, I can find out its door, which is its weak point. Do you think, if the mountain god sleeps like a dead pig, who is afraid of it? Not to mention the old cannon, even a novice can turn it out. ”

"No, Fourth Master Deng, since you said it so easily, why didn't you solve the mountain god in the first place?" Han Donglin asked.

Deng Siye said: "After you listen to me, how can the mountain god be so easy to deal with." I don't mean that it fell asleep on the edge of the poppy forest. The beast was so alert that it would only sleep under the cliff of its old nest. Speaking of this, Fourth Master Deng waved his hand: "Don't ask me how I know where that beast sleeps, I won't admit myself." ”

Everyone smiled, and Deng Siye continued: "I want the life of that animal for more than a year or two, and after I found out that it has the habit of eating poppies, I feel that I have caught the trick, where will I let it go." Since then, I have been following the indentation of the beast for more than half a year, and finally found the beast's nest under the cliff. ”

Speaking of this, Deng Siye stopped, tilted his neck, poured down most of the bowl of wine, drank it, and said, "Now, it's time to talk about the specific way to get rid of the snake." One word: fishing! ”

"Fishing!" Deng Siye said that the drama meat, and everyone was shocked.

"Deng Laosi, aren't you pouring too much yellow soup and getting drunk. Let's not talk about how long and heavy that thing is, you should be fishing, where to find such a long rod, where to find such a thick hook. Lao Jiang took the lead in making a move and asked everyone's thoughts.

Fourth Master Deng smiled deeply and said, "Listen to me!" I thought so, it would be better to have an encounter elsewhere than an ambush in its lair. The way to fish is the best! I talked about what the poppy is for, and it's not about preparing incense bait. Don't be surprised, this method depends on me, and I can't do it. That's why I said before I said that if the members of the backing mountain could listen to me, I would have taken the life of that beast. Isn't it not easy to catch that big snake, and I can't do it alone. Right now, if the captain supports it, it's not just a hand-holding. ”

After speaking, Fourth Master Deng looked at Xue Xiang. Xue Xiang smiled: "Support, support, how could I not support?" Old Deng, let's talk about the specific steps, I seem to have heard a little way. ”