The third 19th attack, knock on the door
The first updateββ
The younger a creature is, the more receptive it is to new things, and the more it can subvert common sense. The older you are, the more old-fashioned you are. For example, little Lori is a creature who probably doesn't mind doing good or bad things, as long as it's something interesting, something that fits her hobbies, she's willing to do it.
"What the hell are you going to do?" Little Lori pulled Lin Bai's sleeve and asked.
"I'm going to spoof the gangster Kim Hae." Lin Bai said with a smile: "This guy is the easiest level villain to find, I plan to go to his headquarters, make a big fuss, add some blockage to his heart, and take revenge on the evil alliance for spoofing me in the human world." β
"Wow, that's revenge." Little Lori laughed: "No wonder you want to break up your sister and not let those old men know, they won't agree to take revenge on the bad guys." Heroes must be great and upright, and they can never do such a thing as revenge on bad guys, even if bad guys kill their relatives and friends, they can't retaliate, otherwise they will violate the image of heroes. Besides, the gangster Kim is a serious businessman on the surface, and he can't be attacked without evidence. β
This Lori is obviously only ten years old, and she still knows a lot of things, so it's really okay to understand so much at a young age?
Lin Bai circled around the little Lori three times: "How old are you?" How do you understand so much? β
"Ten years old!" Little Lori said triumphantly: "Don't underestimate the ten-year-old, ten years old is ten years old, ten years is not enough for me to learn things?" β
Lin Bai covered his face, he hadn't learned much after living for twenty-five years, this Nima really had no face.
"In order not to spoil the image of the heroes. I'm going to disguise myself as a demon king to attack. "Lin Bai didn't plan to hide it from Little Lori, anyway, this is the Marvel world. No matter how the exposure will not affect his life in the human world, there is no need to hide it. Lin Bai got into Little Lori's car, then took out the black robe of the Demon King and draped it on his body, put on a black blindfold, and took out the glue to fix his head into an upward rushing shape, like a Saiyan.
Little Lori clapped her hands and said, "This look is so cool, it's similar to the image of the villains of the Unholy Alliance." β
Lin Bai laughed: "I want to be like a villain, because I'm going to make trouble." β
"Can you have combat effectiveness when you dress like this? Don't people have to wear underwear outside? Little Lori tilted her head and said.
"Because I also inherited the inheritance of the Demon King." Lin Bai smiled evilly: "I'm not a pure good person. β
Little Lori felt that this feeling of being both a hero and a big demon king was great, and she couldn't help but feel yearning: "Oh, I want this too...... But I only have the steel suit that my grandfather gave. There is no legacy of villains...... It's not fun at all. β
"Do you want to dress up as a little witch and go to make trouble with your brother?"
"Yes, yes!" Little Lori was overjoyed: "I want to transform into a little witch." β
Little Lori ordered the driverless car to come to the anime toy store, there are not only many toys here, but also some cosp1ay costumes for sale, little Lori buys a set of little witch clothes, black clothes, black dresses, black pointed hats...... This little witch image appears in various anime, so this costume is quite easy to buy. The most interesting thing is that this dress actually fits just like little Lori, and after she wears it, she immediately becomes a living little witch. The shopkeeper also gave her a broomstick. It's kind of her magic mount.
Seeing her novel dress, Lin Bai couldn't help but smile and said, "It's cute, but it's a pity that she has an image." There's no combat power. β
Little Lori grinned and said, "It's okay, I let the steel suit hide outside the company building of Jinhe." If I'm in danger, I just need to say hello. The suit will fly over to protect me. β
Lin Bai thought back to the plot in "Iron Man 3", recognized what Xiao Lori said, and could safely and boldly take her to make trouble, but ...... Once the steel suit appears, the identity of the little Lori will be exposed, which is not good after all. Lin Bai took out 1o strange power and 1o copper skin and iron bones, and handed them to Xiao Lori with a smile: "If you eat these medicines, you can become infinitely powerful, and you are invulnerable, there is no problem in dealing with ordinary villains, only it will be a little tricky to meet superior villains, you can avoid using steel suits by taking these medicines." β
Little Lori was overjoyed, picked up the medicine and put it in her mouth, the medicine came to her lips, and suddenly stopped and said, "These medicines can't be weird medicines, right?" After eating, you won't wake up, and when you wake up, you'll be stripped naked and put into eighteen looks. β
"I rub, am I like that kind of person?"
"It's like!"
Lin Bai: "......"
This shouldn't be what the ten-year-old Lori said, Lin Baixian's little Lori is very similar to the fierce Lori in the human world in all aspects, always saying something like an adult, and often with meat jokes, what kind of education did he receive to grow up? Could it be that the education system in this country is relatively pre-emptitable?
Little Lori also knew that he was the heir of a man after all, and he couldn't really be a bad person, what she said just now was just a joke, she threw all the medicine into her mouth, and the medicine made of magic melted in her mouth, and it was not difficult to swallow, as soon as 2o huge pills entered her mouth, Little Lori immediately felt that her whole body was full of strength, and her body became stronger.
"Oh, your medicine is so interesting, it's better than a steel suit."
"Ahem...... This medicine is just a product of the introduction to magic, and it is still far worse than your steel suit, and you can only deal with ordinary villains, and it will not be a problem to touch the superior villains. β
The two chatted about no nutrition, and the self-driving car brought the two to the front of the company building of Jin He, which was very stylish, tall and domineering, at least hundreds of floors, several times more powerful than the Tianshu Science and Technology Building in the human world, I don't know how many offices there are, the company's big name is called "Wilson Business Group", on the surface it is a large enterprise that does investment, freight, and sales, but secretly it operates almost all the bad things that do not see the light. It is said that 8o% of crimes in Millican come from here.
Lin Bai pushed the car door and walked out, then buried his head and walked inside.
Little Lori, dressed as a little witch, also hurriedly followed, she was a little nervous, she was originally the intended heir of a level hero, and she had never made trouble before, so she was a little nervous and didn't know how to start. People like this, although they have thought about doing all kinds of bad things in their hearts, but when they really do it for the first time, they are often very nervous in their hearts, such as...... The first time to steal, the first time to cheat, the first time to lie...... It will make people's hearts beat faster and cold sweat flow. For example, when the thirty-second father-in-law pooped in the field for the first time, he squatted in the grass and was very afraid of being seen, so he was so nervous.
Lin Bai smiled and patted Little Lori's shoulder: "Don't be afraid. β
"I'm not afraid, I just think it's exciting to do bad things, it's a little ...... Ahem, nervous. By the way, although there are a lot of bad guys in this company, there are also many ordinary people who are unaware, who are hired to work here, and they don't know that the company they work for has a gangster background, how can we figure out who should be beaten and who should not be beaten? Little Lori asked innocently.
Lin Bai laughed: "Look, you are a hero after all, Wei Guangzheng's side has been exposed, since we are here to spoof, don't care if the people here are good or bad, those ordinary people who work for the villains should be beaten, repair them well, wake them up, let them resign quickly, and stop working for the villains, this is the right way." β
Little Lori felt that Lin Bai's logic was weird, but she couldn't say anything wrong.
Lin Bai strode into the building, and the front desk lady immediately noticed him, a guy wearing a black robe, masked, and a villain at a glance, no one could not notice it, not to mention that he was followed by a little witch with a broom behind him, which was even more eye-catching.
"Sir, who are you looking for? You are dressed as a ...... "The front desk lady is a foreign girl with a golden big wave, her figure is okay, but there are too many freckles on her poor face, which affects her appearance a little."
She spoke English, but Lin Bai could understand it, and the time for his activated "level intelligence" ability had not yet passed, and no language could make it difficult for him. Lin Bai walked to the front of the front desk lady with a smile, stretched out his hand unreasonably, twisted the freckled little face of the foreign girl, laughed evilly, and replied in English: "I am the evil big devil, a professional smasher, a little girl like you is just used to pose like eighteen." β
The chick was startled and slapped the siren while screaming.
It only took Lin Bai a moment to judge that this woman was not a villain, if she was really a villain, seeing Lin Bai's outfit and his evil actions, then he should be recognized as a member of the Unholy Alliance, not only would he not shoot the siren, but would invite him in as a VIP. Since she has done something that does not fit the identity of a villain, it means that she is an ordinary person.
Although Lin Bai said fiercely, he didn't want to embarrass ordinary people too much, laughed, and twisted her face again before letting her go: "Little girl, this company is not suitable for you, I advise you to resign quickly." β
Yang Niu'er hid under the table, she didn't know if she heard what Lin Bai said, two security guards rushed over, Lin Bai observed carefully, and now one of the security guards really rushed over, waving a rubber stick and whipping him, but the other was obviously a few steps behind, with a very strange expression on his face, as if he didn't want to fight with Lin Bai, but looked like he wanted to recognize his relatives.
Just this subtle difference in facial expressions, you can judge that it is a good person who rushes over and wants to smoke him, and the one who wants to recognize him in the back is a bad guy. Lin Bai used a sweeping leg to turn the good man in front of him, and the kick was not heavy, so that his posture when he fell would not be too ugly, at least it would not cause any fatal injuries. But the villain in the back didn't have to be polite, Lin Bai punched the villain in the face heavily, slapping his face open, and the nosebleed shot far away...... (To be continued!)
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