Rubble and rubble flew everywhere, dust overflowed, Lin Bai lay on the ground, he felt as if he was dreaming, but why did he feel so awake in the dream? What was born just now? A fist that smashed your own house? What kind of monster punch is this Nima?

Lin Bai turned over and got up, and saw that the girl who called herself "a new generation" was slowly retracting her fists, and in the smoke-filled environment, her white clothes and white pants looked even more dazzling, and her red cloak was hunting in the wind...... And, of course, the lace red panties, which are more conspicuous than any of the above.

That picture was too beautiful, Lin Bai didn't dare to look at it!

A thought flashed through my head...... This is not an ordinary girl, and it is absolutely impossible for an ordinary girl to collapse a house with one punch! The point is that ordinary girls will never wear their underwear outside, is she really a human being?

Lin Bai has seen a lot of movies about people, that thing is an alien from Krypton, he has unparalleled strength, he can fly with light, he has a pair of clairvoyance, he can also see through, he can shoot lasers, he also has a pair of tailwind ears, missiles can't hurt him, flames can't burn him, he is the embodiment of justice, he is the originator of all awesome heroes! However, the man is a man, and he is a white man. The thing in front of her is obviously a woman, and she is of an Oriental race, with yellow skin and black eyes, a typical Oriental beauty.

How could she be human?

The girl looked at Li Bai's eyes and knew that he was beginning to believe her identity. So he stretched his waist, re-put on a sparkling, vigorous and heroic posture, and said: "Now I will reintroduce to you, I am the heir of the people, a new generation of women." ”

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Really human? ”

The woman waved her fist: "I have inherited the powerful power of the human race, my fist can destroy a qiē evil, my body is as solid as a rock, and you are the root of the evil I will destroy, the successor of the demon king." ”

Lin Bai couldn't help but complain: "But you are obviously an Oriental, as far as I know, the person is a man, and he is a Westerner, this is not even the right bloodline." ”

The woman snorted and said, "This is not the point, can you please grasp the point?" ”

"Good! Get to the point. Lin Bai shook off the dust on his body, used all his strength, and said loudly and angrily: "You girl, I don't care if you are human or not, in short, return my house to me." I just have such a small amount of property that I can only rely on, and you actually knocked it out with one punch, what do you want me to rely on to eat in the future? Lose me a house, now, immediately, immediately, or I'm going to call the police! "Whether the police can clean up people or not, Lin Bai didn't think about it for the time being.

The woman was unmoved, and said calmly: "The evil stronghold must be destroyed, and you don't have to worry about survival in the future, I will hand you over to the police, you will spend the rest of your life in prison, there is a special person in the prison to prepare meals for prisoners, you don't have to worry about whether you have food or not." ”

Lin Bai didn't even have the strength to be angry, he rolled his eyes, and said weakly: "Why do you have to bite me to death as the heir of the Demon King?" He's meowing, I'm not the heir of some bullshit demon king, I'm an ordinary person, do you understand? ”

The woman snorted, "Stop pretending, didn't I say it just now?" Your post on the forum yesterday has revealed your identity. ”

Lin Bai covered his forehead with his hand and snorted miserably: "He's meowing, yesterday was April 1st!" ”

The woman said, "Well, that's right, April 1st, the day you made your evil declaration. ”

Lin Bai said: "Don't you know what day April 1st is? ”

The woman said seriously: "Of course I know that April 1 is the 91st day of the Gregorian calendar year, and the 92nd day of the leap year, and there are 274 days left before the end of the year!" Children born on the first of April belong to the sign of Aries. ”

Lin Bai said weakly: "Can you dig deeper into the connotation of April 1st?" ”

The woman sneered: "Do you actually want to test the knowledge level of my new generation? Okay, I'll show you how huge the gap between humans and demons is! Dig deep into the connotation of April 1 to show you. ”

She took a deep breath, and then said quickly: "On April 1, 113o, Zhong Xiang rebelled. On April 1, 1356, Zhu Yuanzhang conquered Jiqing. On April 1, 1572, the Dutch War of Independence began. On April 1, 16o5, Liang XI became Pope of the Catholic Church. On 1 April 1867, Singapore became a British Crown Colony. On April 1, 1873, the British Ben ** Western Ocean sank off the Nova Scotia Peninsula, killing 547 people...... "She couldn't stop at the beginning, from ancient times to the present, wow, lalala, all the historical events born on April 1 were dug up and told by her."

Lin Bai heard that one head was two big, and he couldn't help but roar angrily: "Shut up...... April 1 is not the meaning of this nonsense you say, it is stupid ......"

Lin Bai was about to spit out the three words April Fool's Day when he said that, and suddenly, the sky darkened. It's obviously early in the morning, and it stands to reason that the sun is getting brighter and brighter, but for some reason, the sky and the earth suddenly darkened, and an inexplicable cold aura pressed down heavily from the sky.

Lin Bai looked up and saw that only the space a few meters square above his head was black, and everywhere else was still bright, where there was a strange black fog, which was surging. Then, the black fog dispersed suddenly, revealing from the fog a royal sister wearing a black leather coat on the upper body and a black leather skirt on the bottom. Her figure is superb, convex and backward, like a devil, the leather skirt is very short, revealing two snow-white long legs, adding to the charm of seduction, her face is also extremely beautiful, and her eyes are very charming, people can't help but be fascinated by it at a glance.

Of course, these are not the point, the point is that she is suspended above Lin Bai, and as soon as Lin Bai looks up, his eyes go directly into the bottom of her skirt...... The underwear is actually black.

A big beauty of this level, Lin Bai had never thought of it before. Unexpectedly, the first thing after the appearance of this black-clothed royal sister was to float down slowly from the air, with a ring of both hands, hanging Lin Bai's neck, like a goblin who was like a coquettish goblin, and said in a ** voice: "Yo, little handsome guy, are you volunteering to be the heir of this king?" That's really good, the demon king clan is scarce, and there is no heir in this king's generation, since you are willing to be the next demon king, then this king can retire with honor...... From today onwards, let this king pass on to you the evil magic that is enough to destroy the world of Miè. ”

"Demon King?" Lin Baileng stopped.

"Demon King!" The woman shouted.

The black-clothed royal sister smiled and nodded at the door of his head, and said in a coquettish voice: "What? Were you surprised to see this king? Yesterday you posted that you would inherit the will of this king, and said that you would destroy the miè world, where was the courage at that time? This king has come to see you in person, why don't you hurry up and worship this king as a teacher? ”

Lin Bai: "......"

"Demon King!" The woman said loudly: "Sure enough, it is right to chase your heir, I have really found you, the root of your evil, I will use the iron fist of justice to bring you to justice......"

"It's noisy!" The black-clothed Demon King Royal Sister was still hanging from Lin Bai's neck with both hands, and the whole person was hanging on Lin Bai's body, her plump body rubbed against Lin Bai's body, making Lin Bai's heart tickle, but she glanced at people as if she was fine, and said, "You are a new generation?" It's so tender! Even if the patriarch Clark Kent is here, he is not the opponent of this king, what are you shouting here? ”

A look of anger flashed on the woman's innocent and beautiful face: "Eat me with a punch, and then talk nonsense!" She took an arrow step forward, and her delicate little fist brought a surging momentum, just like the punch that destroyed Lin Bai's house just now, and the huge pressure surged like a mountain and a sea.

Lin Bai was startled, and couldn't help but want to lie on the ground again, but saw the black-clothed royal sister stretch out a hand, grab it gently, and think with a "snap", the woman's invincible iron fist was actually pinched by the female demon king. The tremendous force that prompted the muscles and bones seemed to sink into the sea like a stone and disappeared.

The female demon king smiled: "I can't help myself! Her wrist suddenly flipped and became from top to bottom, just a light pat, only to hear a "boom" sound, the woman disappeared, Lin Bai's eyes looked down, only to see a human-shaped pit on the ground, the woman was lying in that pit, already unconscious. The snow-white power suit was covered with the mud and dust on the ground, and it became dirty, and her beautiful face was also blackened by the mud and dust, and there was still a trace of blood on the corner of her lips.

Lying unconscious on the ground like this is quite sympathetic and makes people want to spoil it......

The female demon king's hand was retracted, and she continued to hang on Lin Bai's neck, and said in a flattering voice: "The noisy fly has been killed by this king, this person is too tender, and he doesn't even have one ten-thousandth of the ability of the ancestor...... Let's leave her alone. Good apprentice, come and call the master to listen, the master will start to pass on your evil spells immediately, let's destroy the miè world together. ”

Lin Bai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, although the woman just now collapsed his house and confiscated all his property, which made him angry, but after all, he is a man who has received kindness and justice since he was a child, and he has grown up with a decent outlook, although in the process of growing up, he has been ruthlessly polluted by reality, and his sense of justice has been worn out, and he has become a poor and white person with no diploma, no serious job and no girlfriend, but even so, he never thought of being a bad person, I didn't even think about ruining the world or anything.

There was no way he would be so happy to become the heir of the Demon King.

Lin Bai hurriedly said, "Sister this demon king, cough ...... I didn't say I was going to be your heir. ”

"You said that." The female demon king was still hanging from her neck, her full chest almost reached Lin Bai's chest, and she said in a charming voice: "...... last night"

Last night, these four words were extremely **, so that even Lin Bai thought that he was drunk last night and did something to her, only to hear the female demon continue to flatter: "On the forum...... Didn't you make it clear? ”

"I'm dizzy! Don't mention that broken forum. Lin Bai said loudly: "Yesterday was April Fool's Day, it was an April Fool's Day joke sticker, whether it is a person or a demon king, do you know what April Fool's Day is?" All of them are to get to the point...... I'm fed up! ”

"What is April Fool's Day?" The Witch asked curiously.

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "April Fool's Day is a festival where you can fool others in a righteous and bright way, and anything you say on that day is a joke to fool people." ”

"Fool?" The face of the female demon king gradually sank, the bewitching smile in her eyes slowly turned into anger, Lin Bai felt that the surroundings began to get colder, the air seemed to become heavy, and she said in a deep voice: "You mean, you are fooling this king?" Are you fooling the world's most evil horror lord? Do you know what the consequences of that are? ”

Her palm was raised to the top of Lin Bai's head and made a downward slapping motion.

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