Chapter 508: Jumping into the Lake
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Where is it?
I was thinking about this problem when I got out of the door, and after thinking about it for a while, I had an idea.
He took out the little conch, put it in front of him and looked at it, smiled slightly, and said to the little conch in a low voice: "Brother Xi, are you up?" ”
After a while, a voice came: "What's the matter, you kid hasn't contacted me for a long time, and I thought you forgot about me." ”
"How can I be, I'm not busy, that, didn't bother my sister-in-law, did you?"
"No, we're up a long time ago."
"Why do you get up so early, I'm afraid of disturbing you, by the way, you live by the lake, okay, or, move me here one day, it just so happens that Sister Rong is back, there is a vacant room."
"No, Qiqi likes the lake, she said that being here is like returning to her home."
After a few greetings, the category entered the main topic.
"Brother Xi, are you free, come and talk, we haven't seen each other for a long time, look at what you've been busy with lately."
"Now? I'm afraid not, you wait, something happened to me just now, I want to see"
The category is now sensitive to the word "accident", and when he hears it, he is furious: "What's the matter, what's going on?" ”
The happy ghost said: "Ah, it's not a big deal, don't be nervous, it's just that someone jumped into the lake just now"
"Jumping in the lake?!" The category exclaimed, "Big brother, you are really used to life and death, smiling proudly in life, jumping into the lake is not a big deal"
"Yes, jump and jump, no one in this world will commit suicide one day, it's a fuss."
"It's not you who save people. How can you watch it. Never mind. Don't go there, I'll go now."
Scope hung up the phone in a hurry, put away the conch, hurriedly jumped on the electric car, and rushed to the lake.
As soon as I walked out of the gate of the community, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and I suddenly remembered, hey, jumping into the lake? It's winter. The lake has long been frozen, how did the man jump into the lake?
He couldn't help but draw a big question mark in his heart, and he couldn't help but increase his horsepower, and he couldn't wait to rush to the lake immediately to see what happened.
Speaking of which, this is also providence, if it weren't for getting up early in the morning and suddenly remembering to contact the happy ghost, he wouldn't have known about it at all, and he didn't know how it was so coincidental. Usually there is nothing, and I mix it up here. Hey, I'm sure something happens.
Alas, the category sighed secretly in his heart, maybe as Cui Ming said, he will have this life, what is this called, by the way, the person of destiny, just like a person who is destined to choke to death by eating, then he can't die even if he hits the train, some people call this a great fortune, in fact, it is not the time, and the Lord of Yama will not accept it.
Damn, when I think of Lord Yama, I am also troubled, for so long, I have always been mysterious, you said that you can die if you come out and come out? If it's really Guo Cripple this time, see if I don't scold him for being an old king
But it's cold
Category cranky thinking, soon into the city, but he already regretted riding a little bit, this cold day, riding a bike is really painful, or, buy a cheaper car one day?
As soon as this idea came to him, he strangled to death, buy a fart car, and buy a thicker down jacket tomorrow!
After a hurried journey, finally, the scope came to the lake.
This is an ornamental lake, there is a square next to it, there is a small bridge on the lake, there is a gazebo, there are pleasure boats on the lake, the kind of pedaling, I remember a long time ago, the category also came to play.
The happy and depressed ghosts live in an abandoned pleasure boat next to the small bridge next to the gazebo by the lake.
When they first came here, the category also persuaded them, but they refused to go with the category, they liked this kind of free and easy life, and it was relatively close to all parts of the city, so it was also very convenient to participate in a red and white wedding or something.
The category hurriedly came to the lakeside pavilion, and when he raised his eyes, these two were watching the scenery on the small bridge, one in a big red robe and the other in a white shirt, leaning on each other, looking at it made people envious, jealous and hateful!
Category 3 ran up in two steps, beckoning and shouting: "Seventh sister-in-law, Brother Xi, I'm here"
The two of them also smiled and waved back, and looked around on the bridge, only to see that the lake was indeed frozen, and it was white, how could anyone jump into the lake?
"Brother Xi, don't fool people, it's all frozen, who lacks the heart and eyes to jump into the lake, where are the people?"
The happy ghost pointed into the distance: "That's it, it's been half an hour, and I'm still lying there." ”
The scope hurriedly looked into the distance, and sure enough, on the other side of the lake, there was a figure lying on his stomach, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive, but he was motionless.
I'll it, this talent, is this going to drown, or fall to your death? Jumping into the lake in winter, this is equivalent to touching the electric door when the power goes out, holding noodles to hang, holding tofu to death, standing on the first floor is not to say that it is a meaning to jump off the building.
No, then we have to go over and see, this winter, don't really have anything going on.
I didn't care too much about it, turned around and got off the bridge, said hello to the happy ghost, and went straight to the one who jumped into the lake along the lakeside.
Soon ran to the place, there were just steps to go down, he walked down the steps, carefully stepped on the ice, stepped on it, it was quite strong, and then looked up, the person was more than ten meters away.
He ran over on tiptoe, looked down, and saw that this man was not very old, only in his early twenties, similar to himself, and he didn't care about what he looked like, so he hurriedly stepped forward and pushed this person tentatively, and shouted: "Hey, wake up, you want to sleep home and sleep, this is weird cold"
screamed two or three times, but the man didn't react, but it could be seen that his teeth were clenched, his frozen lips were trembling, there was a layer of frost on his eyes, and white gas was spewing out of his nose, obviously still alive, and seeing that his eyelids trembled slightly, it was obvious that he was deliberately pretending not to speak.
Category stood up, his hands on his hips, and pretended to be on the phone.
"Hey, 11o, I have someone jumping into the lake here, yes, the lake is frozen, but this person still jumped off, I don't know if it's a mental problem, come on, I'm here"
As soon as he said this, the man suddenly opened his eyes and said tremblingly: "Don't be nosy, I'll be miserable if you call the police." ”
"Hey, you didn't faint, okay, since you're awake, let's talk, I won't call the police."
Category put away the phone, squatted down, and reached out to pull him up, the man shrank down: "Don't touch me, I can't get up now, otherwise all the work will be wasted, you better go quickly, I'm fine." ”
The category was puzzled: "Brother, what kind of magic skill are you practicing?" Climbing ice and snow? Hurry up and get up, it's more than 20 degrees below zero, you're still lying on the ice, don't you want to die? ”
The man opened his eyes and closed his eyes, still trembling and said, "If you don't understand, don't ask, I say it's okay, it's okay, I'll succeed in half an hour, don't make trouble." ”
The category is not happy, come all the way to save you, and let me not make trouble? I knew I wouldn't come, I'd freeze you to death!
However, the strong curiosity still made the category stop and wanted to turn around and leave, and said to the man: "Okay, even if you have a kind of kid, then you sue me now, what is the situation for you, you have to lie here, I will leave when you say it, I will not care about you, I will not call the police for you when your egg is broken." ”
The man opened his eyes again, looked at the category like a monster, and said helplessly: "I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, I asked her how she could forgive me, she asked me to jump into the lake to die, I said that it was frozen, is it good to jump again in summer, she said that if it is frozen, she has to jump, lie on the ice for an hour, forgive me, otherwise cough cough, forget it, you better go, it is still ten minutes away"
Ouch I'll go, it's a strange thing every year, and this year is too much, what kind of spirit does this person have, what kind of head can make him make this kind of decision, what kind of girlfriend can be so bad?
"Dude, are you crazy? You have been lying on the ice for the past 39 days and don't want to live anymore? If your girlfriend is really sincere with you, will she bear to watch you suffer here? It's not that I'm cursing you, you're lying on your stomach like this, it's really easy to freeze and waste, do you want to have sex for the rest of your life? ”
The man said impatiently: "Nonsense, my girlfriend is going to run away, and I'm still a fart." ”
"I'm dizzy, don't you want such a girlfriend, can't you change it?"
"No, Guo Shenxian said, I can't live without her in my life, it's unlucky to do anything, I have to marry her, and I have to listen to her for everything, otherwise, do you think I'm willing to do this?"
"What, which Guo Immortal said, so unreliable?"
"Chengnan Yuling Hall, Guo Lao Immortal, I've been famous recently, I just listened to him, and then I asked my girlfriend how to forgive me, she said let me jump into the lake, I jumped, it's as simple as that, oh, don't ask, what should I do, why do I go, my life is up to me, I can't die."
The category of this gas, just your **silk, it's up to me to give me my life, I'm sorry, are you panicking?
Okay, I'm too lazy to care about you, I'm quite energetic to listen to the talk, I guess I won't be able to die for a while, let him lie here!
The category turned around and left angrily, I wanted to save people, but I didn't expect to meet such a two hundred and five, and that Guo lame, this is called a magic stick to kill people, how can there be such an object? This is clearly a fateful game.
No, I'll have to settle accounts with him later, now the business of the Royal Spirit Hall is good, and there are more fortune tellers, but you can't be so irresponsible, you are talking nonsense, you got the money, and you have to sacrifice your life to take righteousness.
Besides, he is lying on his stomach here, and no one sees him, who will testify to him at that time? The category looked around, and he didn't see any of his girlfriends, and secretly said in his heart that this tease, he didn't know if he was played, alas.
He shook his head and returned to the small bridge, thinking, it seems that I am not very suitable to do the work of saving people, forget it, let's study the matter of catching ghosts with the happy ghost (to be continued!)