Chapter 1: Marriage
Chapter 1: Marriage
Suddenly firecrackers rang out in my ears, and it was the groom's palanquin coming. However, the current Zhang Fei, oh no, Yang Liu is deaf.
"Why?" Yang Liu looked at the matchmaker in front of him and asked, "Shouldn't the bride be covered with a hijab when she gets married?" Why didn't I? "Speaking of Zhang Fei, the biggest advantage is that she can recognize the reality, although she is still confused about the probability of such a miracle that she can float to ancient times when she falls asleep at home, but this is already an established fact, and there is nothing to doubt. It's not like I've never seen it, what's so strange. Growing up in a single family, she has always been very independent, and in a short period of time, she has been able to adapt to her current identity and life. Except, of course, sometimes the way of speaking.
"Third girl, the woman doesn't need to cover her head if she marries low, and you don't know that you want to marry a farmer." The matchmaker shook her veil and explained.
"What?" Yang Liu pointed to his nose in disbelief, "How could I marry into a peasant family?" Am I not a third lady of Yang Fu? ”
"Of course you are Miss Yang Fusan, but this marriage is a matchmaker that your mother personally asked me for. Besides, what's wrong with the peasant man? The peasant man knows that it hurts people. The matchmaker twisted her waist, and a heavy smell of fat powder rushed into Yang Liu's nose, Yang Liu took two steps back in disgust, and the matchmaker continued without noticing: "Besides, the third lady is beautiful and beautiful, a man will be fascinated, as long as the third lady spends a little effort to train, are you still worried about not being able to have a good husband?" ”
"Can I not get married?" Yang Liu asked with a wink. It's not that she doesn't like the farmer, but she has seen a lot of beautiful men, and suddenly faces a farmer man who is five big and three thick every day, and everyone will be uncomfortable with a smile and a mouth full of yellow teeth.
"Third Miss, are you kidding, the sedan chair has arrived at the door, can you still say no? There are a lot of people in your house, let me shout, you still have to get on the sedan chair obediently? Why bother everyone? The matchmaker leaned into Yang Liu's ear and said, "Who told you to get in the way of other people's eyes, right?" "There are a lot of crooked ways in the pickled things of big families, and everyone is just used to pretending to be deaf and dumb.
Yang Liu is not a little white, took a deep breath, and said, "Let's go." ”
It's hard to scream now, and I can't run away if I can't beat it, so I can only go out first. Marrying is undoubtedly her best way out at present. Yang Liu secretly hoped that the person she was going to marry was a small landlord, and her husband was an outlier in the countryside, looking like a handsome son, looking like a young man, Cai, forget it, don't ask for it, a certain woman automatically imagines the groom's face as the face of a certain male star she likes.
I won't talk about dressing up as a concubine in the blink of an eye, I just blame myself for my bad life, but isn't marrying a woman's second way out? Even if you get married, you can train no matter how bad the husband is, right? But who can tell her, is this black, strong and honest peasant man in the groom's costume really her future husband? And shouldn't the groom official ride a high-headed horse and marry the bride with a sedan chair? What's the matter with this little donkey with a big red flower on his head and a white breath from his nose? Where's my eight-lift sedan chair? Yang Liu's eyes searched around, and finally stopped at the bullock cart with a quilt. That, that, that's what picked me up? Yang Liu suddenly felt that the sky was thundering. There's a saying, oh, I finally put on Cinderella's crystal slipper, only to find out that the script was fake. Damn, God, you play with me.
"Third girl, it's time to get on the sedan chair." The urging voice of the matchmaker came from his ears: "It's not good to miss the auspicious time." ”
"Liu'er, my Liu'er." Yang Liu was still in a daze, and the dry howl of his mother Wang sounded just right, Yang Liu turned around, and saw Wang wiping his tears with a handkerchief. After three days, Yang Liu knew that she was a concubine, and her mother had already seen Marx. His father, Yang Wensheng, is a man who strictly believes in the male protagonist inside and outside the female protagonist, and he only relies on Wang's mouth to let the Wang family master Yang Liu's marriage. According to his experience in reading novels, Yang Liu explained the reason why he was an eyesore: probably because he was jealous of his own mother when he was young and didn't win, and after the opponent went, he regarded himself as a thorn in his side, and casually promised others to be angry with his opponent's daughter for life. I'm a big god squatting in the corner, it's sad enough to participate in other people's lives, why can't you give me some choice?
But if you play me, I will also act, Yang Liu threw herself into Wang's arms with a "wow" and cried: "Mother, mother, Liu'er, Liu'er can't bear you." Outsiders look at it as a picture of a mother and son's filial piety, but they don't know that Yang Liu deliberately made it bad, and his nails pinched into Wang's flesh. Hmph, let you make it bad, don't let you suffer now, there will be no chance in the future. Sensing that Wang was about to push her away, Yang Liu immediately withdrew from her embrace, wiped away her tears, and bowed on her knees: "Liu Er bids farewell to her mother, mother takes care of her life." ”
Wang's angry words were blocked in her throat, her arms hurt so much that she couldn't do it, her face was blue and white but she had to hold back, she kept comforting herself in her heart just this time, she didn't have to look at that annoying face anymore. Unable to destroy the image he had created before, Wang had to swallow this evil breath desperately, like all mothers who marry daughters, babbling: "After marrying, you must be filial to your in-laws and considerate of your husband......"
Yang Liu saluted impatiently and interrupted her tirade: "Thank you for your mother's teachings, my son will not forget." Then he was helped by the matchmaker to the ox cart. Yang Liu looked at the ox cart that was getting closer and closer, and couldn't help but close his eyes and thought, Damn, let's just take a convertible sports car. With so many people watching, Yang Liu originally wanted to get on the ox cart very ladylikely, which was also in line with her identity as the third lady in the city. But she stepped on the stool, and just stepped on one leg on the ox cart, the ox suddenly took a step forward, causing Yang Liu to almost lose her center of gravity and fall into the mud. Yang Liu had to be on the safe side, abandoning the lady's thoughts. Propping up the wooden fence on the side of the oxcart with both hands, he carefully put the other leg on the cart. Forget it, a little life matters.
Waiting for Yang Liu to sit firmly and feel safe, he glared at the cow's buttocks: The old lady will slaughter you and eat you in her stomach sooner or later to avenge today's revenge. Thinking of this, the willow was comfortable, and then the ox cart slowly moved.
Yang Liu turned around and gave a middle finger to the Yang Mansion who was gradually moving away: Wang, you wait for me, I, Zhang Fei, am not someone you can take Qiao casually.
But there is a faint sense of loss in my heart, this is my first home in ancient times, home. Yang Liu, who was sitting on the ox cart, swayed with the ox cart. Married, this big girl went to the sedan chair for the first time, saying that it was not nothing, but there was no familiar person around her, Yang Liu looked up at the sky, did not let the tears flow out of the corners of her eyes, and murmured: "Mom, your daughter is married." "In the ***** and "Liu Xi'er" in the ring, whoever has a good score will write first, and whoever uploads the new book --!, I also want to praise it! *****