One of the mayors put his hands on his forehead and said in horror: "Oh God, what did I see, it's not true, has London been overrun?" ”

At this time, London was like a living hell, in the middle of the city, the fire was still burning, and I wanted to use the nearby firefighting equipment, only to find that the water pump had completely stopped working. 《

As a last resort, fire engines were brought in from other places, but the city of London had been burning for many days, and relying on a few fire trucks alone could not quench the thirst of the near-nowhere and even the fires in the suburbs.

After hundreds of fire trucks were found to extinguish the fire for three days without making any progress, everyone present had to give up the plan to extinguish the fire and did their best to evacuate the people.

As a large number of police officers arrived in the south of England, as if they had found stinky flies, they also swarmed in, and the major newspapers were happy to think that there was a big news in London and rushed to cover it.

However, when the major British media sent reporters to London, looking at the raging fires burning in front of the whole city in front of them, and looking at the millions of refugees outside London, no reporter could smile on his face.

As the British reporter's interview became public, the countries of the world realized that just recently, Britain's capital was actually attacked and burned.

Seeing this news, the whole world was in an uproar, and the dignified British Empire, the heads of state of the world were actually burned to ashes, and the heads of state of all countries in the world immediately sent greetings to express their condolences for what happened to Britain.

However, the heads of state found that they did not know to whom to express their condolences, whether it was the Prime Minister or the Queen, or the Chancellor of the Exchequer or the Prince, all of whom died in the fire.

In the end, the heads of state, full of grief and indignation, could only express their sadness to their respective cameras.

President German Schroyer said to the camera with a sad face: "I feel deep sorrow for the people of England and wish them a speedy recovery from their injuries." ”

However, in the bottom of my heart. Schroeder's stomach was about to twitch with laughter, and Schroede said in his heart: Yes, burn it well, burn these Brits, these damn miscellaneous pieces, they deserve to die, why didn't they burn more people.

I can't help but be the president of Germany, the heads of state and capital of all countries in the world, after delivering their deep condolences, they all laughed in their hearts, there are few countries in this world that have not been invaded by Britain. If it weren't for the fact that Britain couldn't be defeated, if it weren't for the magnesium country, Britain would have been slaughtered by all countries in the world for seventeen or eighteen rounds.

British, who were not affected by the disaster, have always wondered why the country's army did not appear in time, and the reporter of the British ABC TV station gave the answer.

Just when people were nervously carrying out the rescue, ABC reporters came to another corner of the city and found the corpses of tens of thousands of British soldiers, but the things in front of them can no longer be described as corpses, because. It is a huge blood cell with a diameter of two hundred meters.

From this blood cell, blood is still flowing out, and some timid reporters see this blood cell. Directly frightened and collapsed, constantly screaming heartbreakingly, seeing this scene, people thought in horror. What happened to the city of London, how could such a horrible thing happen?

The fire in London lasted three months, and the other five major industrial areas also burned for a full month. These six places basically occupy half of the territory of London, and half of England, so to speak, is burning in the raging fires.

When the whole of England was plunged into an atmosphere of mourning, these Englishmen could no longer live up to their original arrogance, and were full of people crying and despairing, but they were only a drop in the bucket compared to the pain their ancestors had inflicted on other countries.

It wasn't until three months later, when the fires in the city of London were finally extinguished in a torrential rain, that journalists from all over the world finally followed the police into the city.

On the eve of entering, several mayors of London decided to enter together after discussion, and let the police officers present automatically sign up, everyone knows that the scene inside must be very terrifying, so it can only be in the form of automatic registration, otherwise, the timid people will be frightened and collapse as soon as they enter.

The rain has not stopped, the dark clouds in the sky are black, the rain is also black, the buildings on the ground are even blacker, the dead people are also black, and people seem to have walked into a space where there is only black.

The streets were littered with corpses of people, some burned, some choked, and many more hacked to death, and looking at the horrific wounds on their bodies, one could not imagine what kind of crazy army was slaughtering in the city.

The most important thing people want to go to is Buckingham Palace, because the Queen and the Prince were in Buckingham Palace that day, but when people arrived, all they saw was a black ruin, and people knew that there could never be any living people in it.

Just as people were about to leave, many reporters saw this stele, after all, there is never a stele in front of Buckingham Palace, so it is particularly attention-grabbing.

Wipe off the dust on it, and find that the stele is actually written in Chinese characters, and someone who knows Chinese characters translates the contents of the stele and tells other reporters.

For a while, the name of the Dragon God Army appeared in people's minds, this name was so familiar, but the people present just couldn't remember which army it was.

Who would have thought that the army that burned London was the Somali dragon god army that had just been defeated by them, and finally, after a reporter thought of Somalia and carefully said his thoughts, the first thought of everyone at the scene was that this was impossible.

Sitting in front of the TV, Hilong was watching the live broadcast of "Explore London" and laughed when he saw the reporter say the name of Somalia.

Hailong, who was holding his stomach and laughing, turned his head and said to Zhang Rang: "I said brother-in-law, go quickly and tell the world that we did this thing." ”

In the afternoon of the same day, Zhang Rang held a press conference for the whole world, and reporters from all over the world flocked to Somalia to hear Zhang Rang's views on this matter.

Seeing hundreds of reporters around the world, Zhang Rang laughed and said to the reporters: "Dear journalists, I want to tell you a good news. ”

Hearing Zhang Rang's words, the reporters instinctively leaned forward, wanting to hear what Zhang Rang had to say.

Seeing the actions of the reporters, Zhang Rang laughed and said: "My dear journalist friends, what I want to tell you is ......"

The reporters' bodies leaned further, almost parallel to the ground.

Zhang Rang said: "Yes......"

A reporter from the Celestial Empire thought in his heart, rubbing your uncle, you are the host of Mango Channel's internship and graduation, you don't need to have another advertisement.

Just when the reporters couldn't help but beat Zhang Rang violently.

Zhang Rang finally laughed and said: "What I want to say is that the fire in London City was put by us in Somalia, and the words on the stele were engraved by the commander of our Dragon God Army. ”

Zhang Rang's words instantly detonated the scene, and all the reporters rushed to ask what was going on.

It was rare to raise his eyebrows so loudly for a while, Zhang Rang sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and slowly answered questions for the reporters one by one.

A beautiful reporter from the magnesium country desperately competed for the opportunity to speak, Zhang Rang looked at the beautiful reporter with big breasts, and called her name with a smile, as if ordering the princess of xx in xx place.

The lucky beautiful reporter didn't care about tidying up her clothes, and asked Zhang Rang with a serious face: "Mr. Zhang Rang, you must know that you represent Somalia, so everything you say is responsible for Somalia, is it true that London was set on fire by your Dragon God Army?" ”

Zhang Rang didn't speak, just nodded, indicating that the answer was finished.

I saw a French reporter next to me, looking at the tall long legs, outlined by jeans with perfect curves, and then looking at the face, it was so beautiful, and the hair was still blond.

Zhang Rang directly ordered the French reporter.

The French beautiful reporter didn't expect that luck would come to her head so soon, and thinking of the useless words that the reporter from the magnesium country said just now, the French reporter immediately changed her tone and said: "May I ask Mr. Zhang Rang, can you tell us the reason for the war and how you fought it." ”

Zhang Rang admired the beauty and said with a smile: "Well, I can tell you that the reason for the war is, first, that the British burned our Bossaso, and now, we have also burned their London in retaliation."

Second, the British invaded us in the early years, and they still say that they have a moral responsibility to us, and it is clear that they still want to invade us, so we burned the city of London under the new hatred and old hatred.

As for how we got there, I can tell you that God sent us there. ”

Zhang Rang chatted with the reporters for a day, but no matter how the male reporters raised their hands, Zhang Rang just didn't call their names and specifically picked female reporters.

And Zhang Rang specially picked the good-looking points, and the ugly ones were not good-looking, and the reporters at the angry scene almost brushed their sleeves and left, but they were reluctant to let out this heavy news that kept breaking out.

This press conference was broadcast live around the world, and just after Zhang Rang said these things, Hailong and others were ready for the British to be furious and want to attack Somalia.

However, before the British could be furious, one country in Oceania became angry before the British, and that country was none other than the aggressive Kangaroo Legion Australia. (To be continued......)