Chapter Forty-Eight: The Divine Appearance
Yang Changqing was stunned when he saw the appearance of the two, and asked, "Do you know each other?" ”
Li Xiaoning shook his head and said with a calm face: "I don't know, it's just a little misunderstanding in the antique street just now." ”
Li Xiaoning's words are quite euphemistic, because after all, he has a request for others, who would have thought that Li Xingfeng would not buy his account at all, and said to himself: "It's not a misunderstanding, I did it on purpose just now." ”
Li Xiaoning was a little unhappy, and said in his heart, why is this so self-righteous? You robbed me of my things, I didn't say anything, why are you still so arrogant? He just wanted to say something sarcastic about Li Xingfeng, but he didn't want Li Xingfeng to preemptively say again: "You must be very unhappy in your heart now, but in fact, you should thank me." ”
Li Xiaoning was directly angry, "You robbed me of something, I have to thank you?" Whose truth is this? ”
Li Xingfeng raised his right index finger, rubbed his nose and said, "Of course you have to thank me." That terracotta figurine you think is a good thing, but it is actually a dark vessel, which is specially used to seal ghosts and ghosts, and if you buy it back, it will only do you harm, and there will be no benefit at all. I robbed you just to help you avoid trouble. Shouldn't you thank me? ”
Li Xiaoning laughed and said, "I said half-immortal, are you fooling people like this?" Is there anything new? If you have the ability, guess where my hometown is, and how many people in my family are. ”
"What's so hard about that?" Li Xingfeng pouted lightly and said, "Report your birthday." ”
Li Xiaoning shook his head and said, "No, and I don't know when it sounded." ”
Li Xingfeng frowned slightly and said, "That's not easy to do, so let's write a word, and I'll test it." ”
Li Xiaoning didn't think much about it, dipped his hand in the tea and wrote the word "Li" on the table, and then looked up at Li Xingfeng, with a bit of provocation and ridicule in his eyes.
Li Xingfeng stared at the desktop for a moment, and then said: "There is a wooden character in the Li character, Dongfang Jiayimu, so your hometown is in the East." ”
Li Xiaoning thought that this was indeed the case, but he thought that Li Xingfeng was blind, so he said: "Just talking about the East, don't you think it's too broad?" ”
Li Xingfeng said with a smile: "I can't see that you are still an impatient, listen to me." The five elements attribute of the character Li itself is fire, and the fire of the south, so you should be from the southeast. There is the number eighteen in the character Li, which is the father number of nine, so I guess your hometown should be one of the ancient Kyushu. ”
Li Xiaoning hurriedly looked back at Yang Changqing, because what Li Xingfeng said was not bad at all, he asked Yang Changqing if he had leaked his information in advance. Who knew that Yang Changqing shook his head again and again and said, "Boss, don't look at me." I haven't even told the master your name, and I haven't revealed any other information. ”
Li Xiaoning was a little helpless, but he still refused to admit defeat, so he said to Li Xingfeng: "Even if you are right, guess who is in my family?" ”
Li Xingfeng laughed and said: "Then it's even simpler, the word Li is the word Muzi when it is disassembled, and the homonym is mother and son, and there are two people in your family, you and your mother." ”
Li Xiaoning was also shocked at this time, because even Yang Changqing didn't know about the situation in his family, but the scientific education he received made him still unable to believe these things with strong superstitions, he paused for a moment, and then said: "Since you are so godly, you want to know what I came to you for?" ”
Li Xingfeng raised his right index finger again, rubbed his nose and said, "Let's give it a try, let's use this Li character you wrote to test it." ”
"Please!" Li Xiaoning still didn't believe that Li Xingfeng could see so many things just by a word he wrote casually.
Li Xingfeng carefully looked at the word "Li" again, and then said slowly: "The Li character you wrote, the upper left part is like a knife, and the lower sub-character is written like a (liao) character, the whole character is very heavy and the pen is very light, so you must have made a decision, you want to cut the mess quickly, and hope to have an end."
The following sub looks like a number 8, 8 is Kun, Kun is Shun, and Virtue is loaded, indicating that you want to undertake these things independently. The number 8 is like the infinite symbol in mathematics, but it is not sealed, which means that it is and it is not.
Judging from this information, you must have done a big thing, but this big thing was delayed by a little thing, and the whole big thing was not over, because you were kind-hearted and unwilling to use violence to solve it, so you came to me for help. ”
Li Xiaoning showed a surprised expression on his face, and couldn't help but nod and said, "What you said is not bad at all." But I still don't believe you, can you tell me what I'm looking for you exactly? ”
Li Xingfeng laughed and said, "It's also very simple. I'm a feng shui watcher, you asked me for help, it must be for the yin house feng shui thing, considering that you are a person in the government, and your home is not in this province, and you yourself don't believe in our business, so I think you came to me, definitely not for you to see feng shui for yourself. In addition, as I calculated just now, you came to me because of a big thing and a small thing. So, I guess, you want me to help you because the road construction project is blocked by the ancestral graves of the villagers, and the villagers are reluctant to move the graves because of feng shui, right? ”
"God, God!" Li Xiaoning shook his head in disbelief and said, "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it anyway." All of this you deduced from the Li character I wrote? ”
Li Xingfeng smiled slightly and said, "You are a smart person, so I won't tell you those fooling people." In the eyes of most people, physiognomy is considered to be fortune telling. In fact, it is not true, those who tell fortunes on the street are indeed superstitions, and the real physiognomy is a science of information analysis. Like that kind of asking for lots, drawing poker and the like, you can only fool the aunt or the young female student, and people with a little brain also know that it is not credible, because the same person asks for a sign twice, it is completely possible to ask for two different lots, but his 'life' is only one.
But the work that we real physiognographers do is very complex information analysis. ”
Li Xiaoning understood it at a glance, and said with admiration: "It seems that your title of the first god in the sea is really worthy of the name." It's a worthwhile trip for me, so please ...... Please also ask the master to help. ”
Li Xingfeng smiled slightly and said, "If you feel that you are not used to the title of master, you can call me by my name directly." In addition, you have to tell me the specific details, so that I can prescribe the right medicine. ”
Li Xiaoning nodded and said, "That's for sure." ”
Yang Changqing saw the opportunity and said: "I said two, don't sit like this, let's start drinking and serving food, and talk while eating, right?" ”
Li Xiaoning woke up at this time, hurriedly stood up and said, "Blame me, blame me." Waiter, serving. ”
To Li Xiaoning's expectation, Li Xingfeng, a "master", is not taboo at all in terms of eating, what kind of meat is fishy, it is all eaten according to it, and the wine must be dried in every cup, whether it is white or red.
Li Xingfeng and Li Xiaoning are also very temperamental, and when they are happy, Li Xingfeng said again: "Why are the two of them fateful." I'm going to give you another free gift today to give you a face-to-face. ”
Li Xiaoning said happily: "Okay." What do you think of me? ”
Li Xingfeng looked Li Xiaoning up and down carefully and then said: "You are full of heaven, the earth is round, your eyebrows are handsome, and your bones are beautiful, you are a hero!" And the blessings are profound, and there are many noble people in the fate, and the future will be limitless, and he will become the hero of officialdom. But ......"
Li Xiaoning originally listened to Li Xingfeng praising himself violently, and thought he was joking, but now that he heard him talk about it, he couldn't help but become interested, and said with a smile: "What I want to hear most is the content after that, you don't have any worries, but it's okay to say it." ”
Li Xingfeng laughed and said: "However, your eyes are like water, Sanyang is full, your wife and concubine palace are plump and plump, although you have a good wife, you are also destined to be a peach blossom, and it is estimated that you will be picket with many women in this life." And, say something that is not afraid of your annoyance. You are actually a more lustful person in your bones, and you especially like mature women, which seems to be similar to Cao Cao, but Cao Cao likes married women and has a strong personality, but you have not reached this point. However, since ancient times, heroes have been lustful, and lustful people can generally succeed...... So being lustful is actually not a bad thing. ”
Li Xiaoning couldn't help but be shocked again, because he really couldn't control himself when facing women, and purely from the perspective of **, it was indeed a mature woman like Tang Wei who was more attractive to him, but he didn't expect that Li Xingfeng could also see that this person was indeed a bit level.
Soon after three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Li Xiaoning repaired the road in Pingshan Town, and the villagers of Xiaoyangzhuang were unwilling to move the grave in detail, and finally said: "My idea is actually very simple, don't the villagers say that their ancestral tomb feng shui is very good?" Then find them another place with better feng shui. Of course, the better place of this feng shui is all up to Xingfeng. ”
Li Xingfeng raised his right index finger again, rubbed his nose and said, "This grave relocation is a technical job. What's the move? There's a lot of knowledge here! Jiangdong Province is also a province with a long history and profound culture, and it also pays the most attention to funerals. It has always been exquisite, and it is unwilling to alarm the ancestors buried deep in the loess.
The matter of moving the grave is divided into seven steps: 'counting the day', 'sacrificing', 'changing the coffin', 'walking the coffin', 'falling the coffin', 'moving the finish', and 'greeting the peace'. These seven steps are indispensable, otherwise, the relatives will not be at peace in the new realm, and they will inevitably dream at night and disturb the people of the yang world. To put it in detail, 'counting the day' is to choose a good day and an auspicious day......"