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The sad buddy was looking at the bride in a trance, demented

Suddenly, a warm stream of heat flowed through his neck, and a strange smell permeated the air.

"Ahh

A miserable scream sounded, and the buddy finally came back to his senses again, stood up and pulled his clothes, jumped and jumped, pointed at Lu Bu and scolded: "What the fuck do you want, I provoked you, I can't kill you if I play around, I don't know you, it's endless."

Lu Bu showed an innocent expression again, forced a smile, and couldn't say anything, so he had to spread his hands helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Dude, I really didn't do it this time."

But the man didn't believe it at all, he couldn't suppress his anger anymore, he didn't care about the smell of mustard and soy sauce all over his body, he rushed up and was about to do it, but he was pulled by the category: "Big brother, forget it, he is not in good spirits, and he can't be as knowledgeable as him, I'll compensate you for a new set of clothes when I go back."

This shout, as soon as it was pulled, the eyes of everyone in the hall were attracted, and the bride and groom also hurriedly came over when they saw the accident, and asked what happened.

As soon as he saw the bride coming, he turned around and secretly glanced at Lu Bu, and then continued to pretend to hand the person a tissue to wipe his clothes, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw Lu Bu smiling evilly, and suddenly slipped out of the table, and the whole person disappeared.

Then, in the midst of the uproar, the bride suddenly screamed, grabbed a greasy thing on her chest and threw it out, and then covered her chest with a flushed face, turned around and ran to the single room, the groom Zhou Erkang also saw the category, but he didn't have time to speak, and chased the bride in a panic, this scene suddenly shocked the audience!

There was only a category, and there was a look of surprise on his face, but in fact, he was snickering in his heart, and he was greatly relieved

But. Lu Bu is too much, right? He actually shoved a pig's trotter into the bride's corset

The category had to comfort himself: Well, Lu Bu is too much, but this time, it's time for the bride to change her clothes, right?

Hey, old classmate, I'm sorry for you, but this is also to save your wife.

The category is in a clamour. With a fake oops, he lowered his head and lifted the tablecloth, and saw a flash of white light under the table, and Lu Bu changed back into his human form and got under the table.

The category grabbed Lu Bu's arm and pulled him out, pretending to be panicked and shouting, "Oh no, no, no." This friend of mine is sick, everyone is out of the way, I have to take him to the hospital."

Lu Bu half-closed his eyes, pretending to have epilepsy and convulsions, and the people around him were frightened, so they hurriedly avoided getting out of the way, and carried Lu Bu on their backs. As soon as he slipped through the smoke, he ran out of the hall.

Seeing this, the people along the way dodged the road one after another, and some kindly gave them a way: "Hurry up and dodge a little, this is a sheep's epilepsy, see this young man is in a hurry, running so fast with a big living person on his back, this friend is really interesting."

In fact, where did Lu Bu get the weight, he didn't even have a bone or a piece of flesh on his body, and he ran outside the hotel with him on his back. In the surprised eyes of passers-by, he plunged into the side door, turned a few corners, and came to the backyard of the hotel.

This is the location of the boiler room in the community, and the people are rare, which is very suitable for the category, and he hurriedly said to Lu Bu: "Brother Lu." Go up quickly, go to the bride's dressing room, and force the depressed ghost here, and then we will work together to catch him." Go and come back quickly, and don't let it hurt anyone. ”

Lu Bu's eyes were straight, and he patted the shoulders of the category excitedly: "Brother, you are so interesting, I know that it will be good if you bring it out, the bride will change her clothes in the house, I will go"

When he heard the meaning of this guy's words, he hurriedly stopped him in fright: "Hey, I asked you to guard at the door, don't go in and peek at other people's clothes." ”

Lu Bu said disdainfully: "Is it interesting for you to say that?" Am I that kind of person? ”

Category nodded vigorously: "You seem to be really"

Lu Budao: "It's not right for you to say that, you see, it's this critical juncture, I don't care, why do you care so much?" Those who become big things are informal, besides, if I really have that heart, squat in which women's bathhouse, I can see whatever I want, who can show me? ”

Category thought about it: "Well, yes, then you go, remember to force the depressed ghost out." ”

Lu Bu agreed, jumped into the air, disappeared in a flash of white light, and went straight to the row of small private rooms next to the hall on the second floor to find the bride.

The category exhaled, this time he was waiting to catch the depressed ghost, but he was still a little drumming in his heart, I don't know if he and Lu Bu can do it, I remember that the happy ghost once said that this depressed ghost is much more powerful than it, and ordinary Taoist magic weapons don't work on it, it's very perverted.

By the way, since the happy ghost knows better, it is better to call him to help.

Thinking of this, the category hurriedly took out the conch given by the happy ghost, and saw that there was no one left and right, according to the method of the happy ghost, first blew a few times on the mouth of the conch, just like dialing, and then put it in the ear and waited, after a while, I heard the voice of the happy ghost coming from inside, and it sounded full of energy.

"What's the matter?"

The category was busy and said to the conch: "What are you doing now, are you busy?" ”

The happy ghost said: "Ah, I'm walking around the crematorium, there have been a lot of people who have died in the past two days, and they are all quite miserable, and I am now vigorously replenishing my energy." ”

He said, "Oh, can you do me a favor first?" I found the whereabouts of the depressed ghost, and sent someone to block it, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it later, can you come here? ”

"This," said the Joy Ghost, with some surprise, "you found it so quickly?" ”

"What's so hard about this, I just attended a wedding, and I just happened to say that you can't come?"

"Okay, it just so happens that I'm in a good state now, you tell me the place, I'll go over"

While the two were talking, a drunkard came crookedly from the front, probably drunk too much at the banquet, stood next to him and pulled open his pants, and began to release water in the corner.

However, he soon noticed that there was a person standing in front of him, holding a conch-shaped thing in his hand, and he was talking to someone on the phone, and he couldn't help but be stunned, what kind of novelty is this?

The category didn't pay attention to him, and after telling him the detailed address of the Joy Ghost Hotel, he put away the conch, and when he turned his head, he saw a big brother in his forties, with his pants half off and facing him, with a strange expression on his face.

"Holy!" The category was taken aback, and the heart said that I had heard of perverts, but I had never heard of such perverts, and I took off my pants at men, it was terrible!

The category stared at this perverted man, he wanted to run, and he was worried about Lu Bu and the depressed ghost, don't run, looking at the eyes of this perverted man, as if he could rush at him at any time, he couldn't help but secretly tighten his trouser belt, glanced around, and was ready to break through at any time

It's really changed these years, and men are no longer divided into men and women?

was on guard, but the man screamed, shook his legs in a panic, lifted his pants, and looked at it, only then did he see that he had peed on his pants

The man put on his pants, didn't care, and asked vaguely: "Dude, where did you buy that mobile phone?" It's quite personal. ”

Ah, dare he be interested in his own conch? Suddenly, it seemed that he had misunderstood just now, and he said casually: "Ah, this is my newly listed mobile phone, little conch, you can find out by searching on the Internet." ”

"Is it expensive?"

"It's not expensive, it's a limited edition, there is a batch at noon today, the original price is 998, only 588 today, buy a conch phone, go and buy it."

"Good"

The man nodded his head in agreement with a drunken mouth, grabbed his pants and ran away.

The category couldn't help but laugh, but it made him want to sprinkle water with his conditioned reflex.

But he is a shy person in his bones, like the guy just now, he can't do the behavior of standing at the root of the wall and opening the gate directly, so he looked left and right, found a place full of artemisia grass, hid himself, and then relieved to untie his trouser belt and shush.

A chill hit from under his feet, and he habitually shivered, lifted his pants, saw that there was no one left and right, walked out with confidence, looked up at the window on the second floor, and wondered in his heart: "Why hasn't Lu Bu come down yet?" ”