NO.106 I really didn't write crookedly (by the way, ask for a ticket)
To be honest, Li Muge really wants to step on the phone on the side, it's rare that Ha Zhiyuan is in good spirits today, and promised that he can try a new posture, but you don't ring in the morning or night, when Li Muge's pants are off, this is a crime, okay, looking at Ha Zhiyuan's playful eyes, Li Muge could only stand up very aggrieved, walked to the clothes that were dumped on the TV, and picked up the mobile phone.
"Huh?" Li Muge looked at the phone and said strangely, Ha Ji Yuan also walked to Li Muge's side with a chuang single and glanced at it strangely.
"Isn't this your student's phone number? I remember hearing you talk about the shop that sold it to your herdsmen. β
"You have a good memory." Li Muge replied with a smile and then connected the phone, but it was not Pei Chengzhong's somewhat obscene little voice that came to the phone, but a little hooligan who sounded like a man with a strange color and was covered with tattoos, smoking, fighting, and poisoning, don't wonder why Li Muge is so clear, because the phone is clearly speaking.
"Yo, you are their backstage, your subordinates are good, dare to come to Lao Tzu's territory to find trouble with Lao Tzu's brother, are you ready to collect your little brother's body?" This kind of tone that you know is a bastard when you hear it, and Li Muge is not two hundred and five, of course, he makes up the image of the other party. γ
"I advise you to do it directly now, otherwise you won't have a place to wait for reincarnation! Ahem! Tang Xianglan's somewhat weak voice faintly came from the phone, but when she heard that there was nothing unusual in the other party's tone, Li Muge breathed a sigh of relief, at least this girl was beaten at most and didn't get that, if she was that, Li Muge swore with his knees that the whole Seoul was probably going to turn the sky upside down, and that name was Tie Zhu'er and his nickname was Bird. The beast guy is like his daughter-in-law's treasure.
"Tell me the location, I'll be there right away." Li Muge sighed. Some people, just don't be uncomfortable drivers, of course, there are also their own students, can this group of overly enthusiastic teenagers use their brains before doing things.
"It's crisp enough, I like it, you come to Hongdae's KK bar." The other end of the phone said very cooperatively, it seems that the other party is just an ordinary club nature, it should not be a too frustrating breed, Li Muge looked at the phone that hung up and shook his head, put on his clothes and prepared to go out.
"Don't get bloody, I don't like the smell." Ha Ji Won turned his back to Li Muge and whispered.
Li Muge did not speak. shrugged his shoulders, his women are too individual, can he give himself a sense of accomplishment, I don't know what to say to the TV series "Be careful, be careful on the road, come back early" or something like that?
"If I can't do it in an hour, I'll sleep and won't wait for you. Sleep on the couch by yourself. β
"Bang dang~" This is Li Muge's voice lying on the ground.
When Li Muge walked out of the house and was about to get into the car, he found that Tie Zhu'er was already sitting on his car cover waiting for him, Li Muge was startled, and he flashed to the side very quickly and covered his face with a wary face, "I warn you!" It's only my student who took your daughter-in-law, not me, and besides, it was your daughter-in-law who wanted to go. There is a wrong, a debtor, and a master, don't count it on my head! β
Tie Zhu'er looked at the nervous Li Muge with a black line on his face, and threw away the cigarette in his hand angrily, "I know, Anla, Anla, they just started fighting, and someone under my command sued me." β
"Then why are you so calm?" Li Muge glanced at Tie Zhu'er strangely, and then pointed at Tie Zhu'er with a big change in his face. "I can't imagine that you are such a person, your daughter-in-law has been beaten and you are still so cold-blooded, I misread you, it seems that you have been corrupted by capitalist society, your soul has lost your noble integrity. And then"
βgunοΌβ Tie Zhu'er glanced at Li Muge very simply, "This girl has been lawless since she was a child, and she used to be a lawless lord in her hometown, and she would not provoke her in front of my old man, and this girl didn't know that the sky was high and the earth was thick, and she thought that she could walk sideways with her own three-legged cat kung fu." I just let her know how ridiculous she is within a controllable range, otherwise I won't have a place to cry if something bigger happens in the future. Tie Zhu'er said very coldly, but the doting in his eyes really almost blinded Li Muge's eyes.
"Hey, that's not how you should be." Li Muge said seriously, "A guy like you, who doesn't appear on the scene many times and often changes his character settings, readers will think that the author has forgotten the original intention of starting to design your character." Would you say that the author's pen is naΓ―ve, and the plot description is insufficient? β
"It's my business!" Tie Zhu'er rolled her eyes, "Don't say anything you don't understand, just the two of us." Tie Zhu'er pulled the car door and went in, "Besides, it's rare to have a chance to be handsome in front of your daughter-in-law, if it weren't for your students, I would have wanted to do it by myself." β
"Your sassy personality is really worthy of being my good brother." Li Muge said with a smile, "But are you sure that your Xianglan will not be bullied?" β
"It's okay, there are a few of my men in the field, and besides, there are a few snipers outside against them." Tie Zhu'er said very calmly.
"You're not, it's just a club fight, and you even took out a sniper." Li Muge expressed strong contempt for the other party's behavior of showing off his wealth.
"Capricious!"
The arrogant sports car was parked on the side of the road with the sound of the motor that resounded through the night, Li Muge and Tie Zhu'er walked out with sunglasses in the middle of the night, Li Muge took a deep breath of enjoyment and felt the envious and jealous eyes of the passers-by next to him, and at the same time a little sad Why I just bring sunglasses, you can't recognize me, I'm a star! I'm the superstar who wrote "ThewayYoulie"! I'm a superstar who has played your PC men's basketball team in the Infinite Challenge! If I wear sunglasses, you won't recognize that I'm hurting my self-esteem, okay! You pseudo-honey! ιshΓ¬ you guys!
"Okay, don't stand stupidly, I've seen you on TV, if I hadn't known you for so long, I wouldn't have recognized you when you walked down the street." Tie Zhu'er patted Li Muge's shoulder angrily and walked in.
"It's over, my glass heart has been broken, I decided to find a few people to express the depression in my heart, I decided to steal the limelight from you." Li Muge muttered angrily, and then followed Tie Zhu'er into this bar called KK (this name is so vulgar!). Isn't it good to call it S.E.X! It's okay to call KK FVCK! Really! οΌ
"Ouch, you guys look good!" When Li Muge and Tie Zhu entered, they saw that seven or eight of their students were being held by a group of people with steel rods and machetes, ouch, I will go. There's also a guy with a gun.,It looks like it's an M60 revolver.,But isn't this pistol a police gun for PC? It seems that the owner of this store is a little backstage.
Li Muge glanced at his students with great appreciation, Pei Chengzhong and a few people stood there with blue noses and swollen faces, but they all protected Tang Xianglan tightly, a little backbone, although Tang Xianglan was a little dirty, but it didn't look like she was beaten much.
"I'm a good student." Li Muge smiled and looked at the iron pillar on the side that had turned into a black super mode.
"It's just average." Tie Zhu said sullenly.
Seeing that no one was talking after the two came in, it was estimated that the gangster leader who had called Li Muge just now stood up, Li Muge looked a little sad, but he didn't dye his hair but was just a neat little flat head. The special mother will beat you later, and she didn't show up according to my brain makeup.
"What kind of way are the two of you, so you don't take Lao Tzu seriously?" The other party squeezed his triangular eyes and looked at Li Muge and Tie Zhu with a fierce face.
"You can't do it, I don't even know you." Li Muge stabbed the iron pillar teasingly.
"The grade is too low, I don't know normal." Tie Zhu said expressionlessly.
"Brother Iron Pillar! They're tearing my clothes! Beat them up! Tang Xianglan, who was surrounded by everyone, saw that the iron pillar was coming, and immediately shouted, looking indescribably aggrieved, "My shoulders have been seen a little!" β
Li Muge said that just after Tang Xianglan finished speaking, Tie Zhu had already kicked the little leader out with an arrow step. Visually five or six meters should have been, during which a number of tables and chairs were knocked over.
"Hey, hey! That boss is mine! Li Muge said angrily, but his body also rushed out, and just now his eyes swept over the three or four people who had guns in their hands. It's better to solve it first, no matter how small a threat is, it is also a threat, and Li Muge, who was born afraid of death, will not give others a chance to threaten him a little.
"That's it!" From Tang Xianglan's voice to Li Muge's smooth removal of the pistol in the hands of the people present, it was only two minutes, Li Muge squatted in front of his students with a smile and threw the pistol to them very leisurely. "The bullet has been dismantled. If you like it, take it and collect it. β
As for Tie Zhu, he was expressionless and knocked down with a punch when he saw someone, Tie Zhu'er actually fought to describe it as really ugly as Li Muge, as far as Li Muge was concerned. If it is this kind of non-confrontational crushing situation, Li Muge must first jump high and then spin 360 degrees in the air with a beautiful roundabout kick, and then let out a sound of 'Ada!' ''Demacia' or something like that, but this guy is really boring, and the whole audience is the other party keeps shouting something "Brothers!" Hack him to death, rush! "The rest of this kind of unnutritious scolding is the thud of the iron pillar fist to the flesh and the clatter of the other party being knocked to the ground.
"If you want revenge, go up and fish in troubled waters and kick twice, just pay attention to safety." Li Muge sat leisurely on the bar counter on the side, and then naturally took out a bottle of beer and drank it and said to his students.
Unlike the unnaturalness of the first time other students saw this scene, Pei Chengzhong ran over and joined the battle group very calmly, joking, when Li Muge first showed his skills, it was much more exaggerated than this scene.
"I said your friends were fighting, so you just watched the excitement here, okay?" Just when Li Muge didn't think much was going on, a voice came from behind Li Muge, Li Muge turned around and saw that he immediately squirted beer on the other party's face.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm scared to see you, no, I'm stunned! Li Muge hurriedly stood up and apologized, "Why are you here, it's so dangerous here, it's not good for you big star to be here, Zhixian nuna." β
"Do you think I want to, accompany Yingai and Zhang He to come over to relax, you can encounter a group fight, even if you fight in a group, the other party is at least doing business, and it won't embarrass us, but the mobile phone or something has been taken away, so I can only sit here and watch, I can't imagine that you kid can do it! The few smacks just now were the same as filming martial arts scenes. That's right, the one who appeared here is Jun Ji-hyun, who became popular with "My Sassy Girlfriend", and followed by Lee Young-ae and Jang Hyuk who are full of helplessness. (The skin is really good.) οΌ
Li Muge glanced at Li Yingai's face, and couldn't help but think in his heart, it seems that in his previous life, he always said that oxygen beauties are not just praised, but they are still a bit genuine.
And Zhang He looked at Li Muge with a bright face and the iron pillars of MegaKill, Unstoppedable, and HolyShit who are now killing on the field, and watched Li Muge's careful liver plopping.
I heard that this is called Zhang He in his previous life, which is normal, and he got married quite early, shouldn't he be a!? (To be continued......)
PS: "Femme Fatale does not explain".