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"Assi, Boss Wang, you will definitely have diarrhea when you eat in this place."

"First, you also remember it for me, I'm not called Boss Wang now, I wanted to correct you just now, my current name is Qi Wancheng. Second, I don't know if I will have diarrhea when I eat here. But if you're going to put disgust in your face, you're sure you'll be beaten, you can't beat this guy. ”

Siyuan stood across the street and patiently taught the dog, this ignorant guy, is obviously a genius, but no matter how you look at it, you feel that your emotional intelligence is too low, which is probably one of the reasons why Dante let him out to travel, because even in a place like the special case team where shit flies all over the sky, it is absolutely impossible for people like him not to be beaten.

Now the place where they are standing is directly opposite the restaurant opened by the little snake spirit Anran, but what Siyuan didn't expect is that the guy who is in charge here now is actually a disciple of the Fu Sect who had a fight with him a long time ago, this guy is now wearing a mustache and is the owner of a restaurant safely, while the little snake spirit is in charge of serving the food and wiping the table, and it seems that the business is quite hot.

"What are you looking for them for?"

The dog was a little puzzled by Siyuan's behavior pattern, he had asked people what was the most chaotic before, but it was clear that he had lived here for a while a long time ago, and his behavior of knowingly asking and doing nothing after coming to find the girl was really incomprehensible.

"Oh, I was going to ask that little sister about the situation first, but now I can see a better candidate." Siyuan smiled: "Let's go, let's go." ”

He still vaguely remembered what that guy had been like when he had him, although he was a little immature. But the ability is definitely not small, even if Siyuan was not as good and capable as he is now, but it is also a very commendable thing to be able to fight with an open guard.

But now...... Siyuan's identity is not a royal guard, but a special worker hidden under the mask of a local tyrant upstart, and the reason why he maintains such an identity is to let people check it. But I can't find a reason for that. As long as the water is muddy, the rest of the qiē will be easy to do.

"What do you need?"

When Siyuan sat down, the snake spirit sister immediately came up with a small notebook: "We have fresh crabs and prawns today, do you need to try them?" ”

"Are there snakes?" Siyuan lowered his head and looked at the menu intently, and didn't look up: "Can the whole snake banquet be made?" ”

"Right...... I'm sorry......" As soon as the snake spirit heard his request, his face turned green at that time, and he subconsciously took a step back: "We...... We don't sell snakes. ”

"Don't sell snakes? Where are there snakes that don't sell on this street, and will you do business? ”

Siyuan was obviously deliberately finding fault, he raised his head and frowned: "That's it." I'll buy a few snakes somewhere else, and you can process them for me, at full price. ”

"Really...... I'm really sorry, we really don't sell snakes. The snake spirit sister was about to cry: "Could you please change the family?" ”

"Smack!"

Siyuan slapped the table and said in a very awesome tone: "Do you still want to open a store?" How dare you go out to catch guests? ”

"Right...... I'm sorry......" The snake spirit bowed repeatedly: "I'm very sorry...... But ......"

There was a lot of noise here, and the mustachioed mountain rain slowly walked out of the kitchen, and he walked slowly to Siyuan and looked down at him. Then he staggered to block the snake spirit: "This, what kind of ability is it to bully women." ”

"Hey. Which eye did you see me bullying her? Siyuan took out a stack of red tickets from his bag and threw them on the table: "I'm here to eat a whole snake feast today, you are the last one, and the other flavors are not good." If you agree, the money is yours. ”

Shan Yu looked down at the stack of money and smiled coldly. Gently picked up the money and put it back in Siyuan's bag, and patted the bag vigorously: "Sorry, we don't provide it." ”

"Not available? Then I won't leave. ”

Siyuan simply played with Lai Pi and leaned back on the chair: "First give me a bandit pork liver, cold belly shreds, and then some barbecue, I'll wait for you to be willing to do it." ”

He finished. Looking up and seeing Shan Yu squinting at himself motionless, he smiled: "What? Have a business not to do? That's okay, all the bills here tonight are mine, everyone can order whatever they want. ”

When the surrounding diners who had come to see the excitement heard this, they immediately smiled and thanked Siyuan, followed by a series of additional orders, more than 100 dishes. ”

"This business is not accepted?"

"Yes, of course." Shan Yu sneered and put Siyuan's money in his pocket: "If you want to eat snakes, no problem." ”

"Mountain rain ......" The snake spirit sister looked at her man nervously: "You ......"

"Look at me."

Shan Yu winked at his daughter-in-law, stretched his muscles, and reached out to touch the face of the snake spirit sister: "From now on, no one is allowed to enter the kitchen, and in twenty minutes, they will go to the kitchen to serve food." ”

"Hmm...... Well! The snake spirit An Ran didn't seem to question it at all, nodded to Shanyu with great certainty, and then said to the guests around him: "Wait a minute, everyone, the food will come soon." ”

After speaking, she didn't ignore Siyuan because he found fault, but made him tea and poured water like everyone else, and specially sent a plate of peanuts for Siyuan to do.

"Where are you playing?"

"Oh, the communiqué vendetta." Siyuan rubbed his nose and smiled evilly: "I'm tired." ”

When the snake spirit was busy, Siyuan leaned on the back of the chair, eating peanuts and drinking cold beer, and he looked very leisurely with his arms in his arms.

"This guy has grown up." After being silent for a while, Siyuan suddenly laughed: "It's become reliable." ”

"What?" The dog who was used to going to bed early was already drowsy lying on the table, and after hearing Siyuan's words, he raised his head tiredly: "What do you mean?" ”

Siyuan smiled and didn't answer. Judging from the emergency response just now, this kid is probably really grown up, and he is definitely not the stupid boy who fought without saying a word.

"This boy, when I first met him, he was like a powder keg. But now it seems to be sensible. Siyuan twisted off the peanut shell in his hand and made a crisp click: "I want him." ”

"Huh? I didn't see it, you hid it deep enough. ”

"What?"

The dog smiled evilly, made a lewd gesture in his hand, and leaned in front of Siyuan: "Are you coming out of the closet?" No wonder you're not sad at all to be dumped by a woman. ”

Siyuan was stupid at the time, and he was stunned for a long time before chewing out the meaning of this grandson's words. suddenly smiled bitterly, and looked up and down at this handsome foreign guy who looked suave and handsome.

"It's nothing, in my hometown, this kind of thing is normal."

"." The peanuts in Siyuan's hand shook the dog's face all at once: "Shut up, don't force me to send you to Europe." ”

"Yo...... And threatened me. I've heard that you don't have an ordinary relationship with our saint, Joan of Arc. She is the only beauty I have ever seen in my life who meets both Eastern and Western aesthetic standards. High nose bridge big eyes but surprisingly no strong body odor, small but convex and backward, blonde hair but thin lips, oh...... Oh God. When I was a child, every time I saw her, I would tremble with excitement. Dogan quietly looked around: "My first sperm object was her." ”

"If you talk nonsense, I'll kill you." Siyuan squinted his eyes and stared at the dog: "How did you become like this?" Wasn't it normal at first? ”

"I'm crippled, and it would be pitiful for the crippled if they didn't find the entrance to the new world. How so...... A cripple is either a bitter man, a fool or a tease, and there is basically no fourth way. I'm very relieved, I'm not a hard guy or a fool, I worked hard to make the tech tree a tease. Goudan slanted his eyes and looked into the air: "For me, now it's just to find a girl to have a son, and strength or anything doesn't matter anymore." I'm here to help you. Actually, it's just to come and relax, I'll tell you. If it weren't for the tall, big, ugly women in the village where I lived, I wouldn't have come here with you. ”

"You have good Chinese."

"Hmm...... This is a historical issue, I was brought up by Master, and he was brought up by a Chinese couple, think about it...... I live in a world full of Beijing films and yellow jokes, in fact, it is difficult to think about Chinese well. But how to say it, I always can't grasp the essence, such as my nickname, this is the pain of my life, if it weren't for the first time we met in order to pretend to be forced. I've long scolded your ancestors for eighteen streets. ”

"Yes."

"Call me William or Carlance, or even Tom Hanks."

"Okay,."

"Hey, you're enough!"

"Got it,."

"I'll beat you."

"Try it,."

"I'm beating you!"

When the two of them were bored and bored, the kitchen door opened, and the cart inside was full of all kinds of dishes.

But it seems that after this wave, that guy is also tired enough, the whole person's mental state has languished, his face is very ugly, and even the hand pushing the car is a little trembling.

"He seems tired." Goudan whispered to Siyuan: "If he is really as powerful as you say, how can he be so tired?" ”

"It's easy to embroider with a needle, but if you give you a plum cone, you may not be able to play it." Siyuan hugged his arms and smiled: "It's too difficult to manipulate these things with magic, and it requires extremely strong control. He should have done it with something like the doppelganger technique and the method of extreme speed, and he had to ensure the taste of the dish and complete more than a hundred servings in a very short time, which is not something that ordinary people can do. ”

Sure enough, when Shanyu came out, his whole person had a crumbling feeling. The snake spirit hurriedly went up and hugged him, so that he barely collapsed to the ground.

But at this time, there was a warm applause in the restaurant, and the appetite of these guys was suddenly replaced by the excitement of watching the performance, and there was no one present who was not excited to see such a miracle born.

And Shan Yu sat on the stool, but his eyes kept staring at Siyuan, and there was a nameless fire burning in his eyes, if it wasn't for this inconvenience, Siyuan was sure that he would come up and beat himself.

"Yes, let's serve." Shan Yu stepped forward and kissed the snake spirit on the face: "I'm fine." ”

"Hmm...... Thank you. ”

"Thank you for saying something between the two of you."

The snake spirit sister paused, her face flushing with shame. Then he began to serve the dishes one by one according to the menu, and the happiness in his eyes was about to overflow.

"Tsk, this chick is real." Dogan propped himself on the table and watched the snake spirit sister shuttle back and forth between the dinner tables: "Look, look." The water snake waist. ”

"Shut up, don't make yourself a hooligan."

After a while, the snake spirit sister walked up to Siyuan with a plate: "The dish you ordered." ”

Siyuan picked up the chopsticks and pulled them on the dish. I didn't move my chopsticks, but I just looked up and asked, "What is the easiest dish of yours?" ”

"It should be cabbage drizzled in oil."

Siyuan nodded, his eyes crossed the snake spirit and went straight to Shanyu: "Four hundred plates of cabbage drizzled in oil, boss, hurry up." ”

At this moment, everyone was silent, maybe it was the willfulness of a diner just now, but now even a fool can see that these two people have a grudge. 400 plates of cabbage...... Everyone knows what the concept is, after all, it's not four discs but four hundred.

"Sir...... You...... Are you a bit of a bully? The snake spirit sister was also a little angry: "We don't welcome ......"

"Wait." Shan Yu took a deep breath, stood up and walked in front of Siyuan: "I'm afraid you don't have that much money." ”

Siyuan whistled. snapped his fingers, and then Dogan proudly threw the bag he was carrying on the table, and pulled out ten stacks of brand-new bills from it.

"Enough, right? I guess you'll have to find money, right? Siyuan smiled, bad to the bone: "I'm too lazy to ask for change, I'll just make a little request." Or twenty minutes, how? ”

Shan Yu squinted his eyes and looked at Siyuan, his back molars creaked, and he snorted coldly when he was holding back his anger: "Okay!" ”

"Forget it...... Rain...... You ......"

"I'm fine." Shan Yu squeezed his daughter-in-law's hand: "I want to see what other tricks he has." ”

After speaking. He turned again and walked into the kitchen, locking the door tightly.

Siyuan looked up. Met the hostile eyes of the snake spirit Zheng Anran, he smiled slightly, and whispered: "Enran, you are really good at fooling people, I want to eat snakes, you give me eels." ”

"You...... How do you know me? ”

"I also know you have a stupid brother named New Year's Day. He is working so hard to make money, he must be saving money for your brother's treatment, right? Siyuan lit a cigarette. took off a small bracelet from his hand: "By the way, this is for you, I just came from Qingcheng Mountain a few days ago to buy a souvenir by the way, you should also be homesick." ”

Zheng Anran was stunned at the time, no matter how stupid she was, she should have understood that this person actually knew her identity a long time ago. But why did he do that? Tossing the mountain rain like this?

"Don't look at me like that." Siyuan took a bite of food: "Well, the eel is very tender, not bad." ”

"You...... Who are you? ”

"Want to know who I am?" Siyuan hehe, "I'll talk about it when your man can complete the challenge." ”

Twenty minutes later, 400 servings of cabbage were presented to everyone again, and they still looked so good. I can't tell that it was copied from a cauldron. It's just that the current mountain rain is becoming more and more tired and haggard, his eyes have sunken, his temples that were originally high and bulging have also been suffocated, and even his straight back is slightly hunched.

"I'll do it...... It did. ”

In the exclamation of everyone, Shan Yu pushed all the dishes in front of Siyuan, who was now on the verge of running out of oil and running out, and then tossed ...... I'm afraid I'm really going to pass out.

"Yes, the lad has a good temper." Siyuan applauded him sincerely: "But this is not the end, I still need four hundred soft-hearted eggs, the kind that will be condensed but not flowing." ”

"Please...... Let's go. Sister Snake's tears were dripping down at that time: "Please......"

But Shan Yu stopped the snake spirit sister's crying with one hand, and stared at Siyuan with a cruel smile: "Then it's better for us to play bigger, in addition to the money, let's add a little more bet." ”

"Okay, whatever you want." Siyuan was very frank: "You can say anything." ”

"Then if I succeed, I want you an arm."

"No problem." Siyuan nodded: "Not only will I give you an arm, but I will also pay the money, but if you don't finish it?" ”

"I'll give you back an arm!"

Seeing the escalation of the conflict, the surrounding spectators were even more energetic, but Siyuan stood up and said to the people around him: "Guys, I'm sorry, the things in the back are too bloody and will affect the taste of the big guys." Come back tomorrow and come back tomorrow, if you can see this store open, you can come and eat as you like, the account is all on my head, if he doesn't open tomorrow, everyone will change it. ”

As soon as he said this, those who had already been invited were not easy to refuse, and Siyuan didn't look like he was easy to mess with, so they quickly said goodbye and left the store.

Soon, only Siyuan, Goudan and Shanyu were left in the entire store, Goudan took a deep breath, and ordered the snake spirit sister to pull the door and enter the state of cultivation, and then he glared at Siyuan fiercely and staggered into the kitchen.

"You're playing so big, do your parents know?"

"If they know, I'm going to be beaten." Siyuan spread his hands: "But I won't lose, in the kitchen, but it has been certified by the heavenly guard." ”

Not to mention, Siyuan's soft-hearted eggs are actually an extremely difficult thing, one or two are okay, but if you want four hundred eggs to be condensed but not flowing, no one can do it unless you are a fairy, after all, once the eggs are hot, the speed of solidification is very fast, so you need to concentrate on the cooking time of each egg, which consumes both body and energy, and I am afraid that it is impossible to complete the task by putting anyone.

"I'm optimistic about you." After dispersing everyone, Siyuan knocked on the kitchen door: "Don't let me down. (The novel "Monster Administrator" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued......)