Chapter Seventy-Seven: How to Buy a Car for Turtles
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"Boss! How to sell this car," Zhu Run patted a refurbished QQ. Well, this is the old car dealership that Han Cheng said, and after buying the machine, he came here under the construction of the customer service girl.
"This one?" The boss didn't raise his eyelids, "Fifteen thousand." ”
"Fifteen thousand?" Zhu Run almost fell when he heard this, "Big brother, how many new cars are there?" Do you want fifteen thousand? ”
"This car is almost the same as a new car," the boss said, "people have bought it and driven it for more than half a year, and ninety percent of the new cars are 15,000, are you still too expensive?" ”
"Come on, board!" Zhu Run glanced at him disdainfully, "This car has been refurbished a long time ago, and I haven't swallowed it in one bite for more than five years." Alright, boss, can you give me a real price? ”
"Yo, you're pretty good?" The boss finally looked up at him, looked at him carefully, and then laughed, "Forget it! You take 10,000 yuan, otherwise the scrapping subsidy is not enough for this amount. ”
"Boss, you don't have to fool me," Zhu Run said with a smile, "This car is not enough to report the scrap subsidy standard!" Well, you have one, two, three, four, four cars, all eight thousand, I want them. After speaking, he pointed out the several cars scanned by the customer service girl one by one, and they were all the worst cars here.
The boss looked at the cars he pointed out, and saw that they were all in the worst condition here, and he was immediately taken aback. He looked at Zhu Run, then at the cars, and then suddenly seemed to think of something, and said with a smile: "It seems that I really met an expert today, okay, eight thousand is eight thousand." But since you are an expert, I also make it clear that I am not responsible for the warranty of this car, as for the reason...... You know. ”
"No problem!" Zhu Run gave him 32,000 taels of the money he had just withdrawn on the spot, "You count!" I don't need insurance or anything, I will get an agreement to sign first, and then I will go through the procedures and transfer when I am free. ”
"No problem." The boss nodded and called a guy to come over and help him with the formalities.
Seeing that Zhu Run finished signing, the boss said with a smile: "My surname is Liu, I don't know the boss's surname, next time I want to take care of the small shop if I want this kind of business, I am grateful." ”
"Well, that's easy to say! Say! My surname is Zhu," Zhu Run said with a smile, "That's it, Boss Liu, you can find someone to help me get these cars into the alley two hundred meters away." It's secluded, and parking isn't taken care of, so I won't take your place. ”
"No problem," Boss Liu nodded, then handed him a business card and said with a smile, "You can call me if you need to." ”
"Okay!" Zhu Run took the business card, then shook hands with him, and the deal was completed.
"This guy has enough vision," one guy laughed, "and he's picked up some of the most broken cars." But why did he buy these cars, he was stupid, knowing that these cars were broken like this, and still bought them? ”
"You're stupid," Boss Liu glared at him, "People are probably peers with us, specializing in making these pit dads refurbished and going to remote countryside as new cars to deceive people." Alright, stop talking nonsense! You call a few people to send the car to someone, remember, don't break down on the road. ”
"Got it! Boss! A few of the guys said yes.
Ten minutes later, Zhu Run waited for four cars in that alley. Well, at this time, he also accepted the construction of the customer service girl, and went to buy a bunch of messy things, like paint, screws, metal parts, artificial leather, etc., and even bought a bag that claimed to be genuine leather, I don't know what it was for, anyway, it cost him three thousand yuan.
Finally, after all the guys left, the customer service girl scanned the neighborhood and said, "It's time to start." ”
"How do you use this thing?" Zhu Run held the basketball-sized, tightly fitted, and extremely smooth metal ball and said, "Where does this thing look like a machine, doesn't it say that there are 100,000?" I can't see it at all. ”
"Don't worry! I'm working on it," the customer service girl said, "This thing was originally to be used with the Space Battleship's main control brain, but now I can control it...... ok! OK! ”
"Whoa!" The metal ball in Zhu Run's hand suddenly spread out without warning, and then fell to the ground like a pile of metal sand.
Zhu Run was taken aback, squatted down and took a closer look, only to realize that the metal sand was actually an ant-sized metal machine. In appearance, they resemble a combination of an ant and a mosquito, with a pair of metal wings, six legs, and tubular mouthparts as thick as their bodies. However, their six legs are different from ordinary ants, and they look more like three pairs of sharp teeth than legs, which are very conducive to gnawing things. And what makes these little things different from ordinary ants is that they all look lifeless, and they don't move at all until they receive the command.
"Enter the drawing! The Porsche 918 still has ...... Well, alright, the drawings are finished," the customer service girl said, "Let's start!" ”
Then, Zhu Run saw a scene that made his scalp numb.
Hearing a "buzz", all those metal ants flew up, pounced like locusts on the four broken cars and the pile of things Zhu Run bought, and then gnawed frantically.
What made Zhu Run's tongue smack was that under the bite of these metal ants, these cars were as tender as tofu, and they were silently gnawed into powder. And because the bite was so fast, it gave Zhu Run an illusion, and in his eyes, the four cars were "melting" like snow meeting boiling water. That's right, it was "melting", and in less than half a minute after the metal ants pounced, the four cars "collapsed" visibly with the naked eye, and then turned into four piles of powder mixed with metal and other materials.
Immediately afterwards, a scene that surprised Zhu Run even more was born.
I saw that under the action of these metal ants, the pile of mixed powder began to polymerize quickly, just like ants building nests, starting from the ground to "build" the two cars little by little. Little by little, the whole car slowly appeared, first the tires, then the wheels, the chassis, the body, and finally the roof. Three minutes later, the swarm of metal ants stopped, and apart from a small pile of powder on the ground, two brand-new cars had been safely parked there, which were the Porsche and Maserati sports cars that Zhu Run had requested.
"Whoop! This is not scientific! Zhu Run was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, "How did this happen?" It's not hard to turn this car into a pile of powder, but how do you put all this metal powder and leather back together? ”
"What's unscientific," the customer service girl said, "these machines are too fast and too small, so you can't see it." Do you see their mouthparts, but they are actually a high-temperature welding device. You look like it's amazing, two cars appear at once, but in fact they are welded together by these machines with high temperatures. Metals, polymer materials, rubber, etc., are instantly melted at high temperatures, and then combined by these machines. ”
"Welding?" Zhu Run broke out in a cold sweat, "Then how many solder joints does this car have, can it be strong?" It's not going to fall apart if it doesn't go out. ”
"Don't worry! The body materials of these two cars are already stronger than most alloys on the earth," the customer service girl smiled, "These metal machine qì people were originally repairing fourth-level space warships, and they will automatically optimize the best alloy material according to the existing materials to repair the damage of the battleship." Remember the bunch of miscellaneous stuff I asked you to buy? The paint is used to paint the car, and the metal parts are used as raw materials to synthesize new alloys from the original steel. ”
"I see, I've seen it for a long time" Zhu Run nodded and said, then opened the door of the Porsche, sat in, felt it and said, "It seems to be no different from the real Porsche, uh, what's the matter with this leather and these interiors, is the interior in the QQ car so advanced?" It seems to be genuine leather. ”
"Of course, it can't be leather," the customer service girl explained, "In fact, they are all artificial polymer materials, but they are just imitated as much as possible into leather materials, but I guess no one can distinguish them." ”
“ok! I have a general understanding of the specific principle," Zhu Run said with a smile, "In short, this car is no different from the real Porsche, and the car is safer than the real Porsche, right?" ”
"That's right! That's what it means! ”
"Haha! That's good! Anyway, I've never driven such a good car. Zhu Run smiled and began to move the car, "Just let me be a local tyrant again." ”
The next moment, there was a powerful roar from the motive of the car......
In the 4S shop, Zhang Yiyi and Xiaoyun were drinking coffee leisurely, while the shopping guide lady was persuading dryly: "Miss Zhang, why do you bother with that person named Han Cheng?" Where do you buy a car instead of buying? You see you've been here, so why bother to go somewhere else? ”
"That's right! Miss Zhang, the reputation of our car dealership has always been very good. You bought a car from our car dealership, not from him Han Cheng, and it is not him who will serve you in the future. How about I ask him to apologize to you, so you don't have to be like him. A middle-aged man next to him also accompanied the smiling face, he is the manager of this 4S store.
"I don't have the same knowledge as him," Zhang Yiyi spread his hands and smiled, "I said, I don't have any money on me, it's someone else who paid today, but now that you drove him away, what do you want me to do?" ”
"This ......" The manager of the car dealership had nothing to say when he heard this, he couldn't help but exclaim angrily: "Han Cheng, you caused this matter, what do you say?" ”
"Manager! Don't believe them," Han Cheng said sweating profusely when he heard this, "It's impossible for the person who left to buy a car." This is not my nonsense, he Zhu Run, a poor ghost from the mountains, has just graduated from school for just over a month, and was fired from the company last month. You say how can he have the money to buy a car, let alone a sports car of 10 million yuan, I guess he may not be able to buy a QQ now......"
Before he finished his words, he heard a strong roar outside the door, and a cool sports car had been parked at the door of the store, and then he saw Mr. Zhu Da get out of the sports car, and waved to them with a smile.
In an instant, the manager's face immediately turned blue. Because he could see at a glance that this sports car was indeed a Porsche 918, and it was definitely a proper new car, but unfortunately people didn't buy it from him, and they didn't increase his profit by a penny. And the shopping guide's face became extremely ugly, because in her opinion, the commission she originally thought was ironclad was now completely gone. And this qiē was all because of Han Cheng, so the eyes of the two of them looking at him immediately became resentful.
"This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible...... Han Cheng pointed at Zhu Run and shouted hysterically, "Zhu Run, how can you buy such a car?" Ha ha! I know, Zhu Run, you are too insidious, you must have borrowed someone else's car to deliberately harm me? Isn't it? That's right! It must be so! Zhu Run, you are too insidious. ”
"Neurotic!" Zhu Run glanced at him lightly and said, "You ask someone to borrow a car like this for me to see, can you borrow it?" I'll now answer you by borrowing what you said to me earlier: this car is just scratched and painted, and you can't afford to pay for it. ”
"What are you talking about," Han Cheng said angrily, "Zhu Run, do you have to say it again?" ”
"Han Cheng, you've got enough for me!" At this time, the manager of the car dealership, who had not spoken, suddenly shouted, then pointed to the inside of the car dealership and shouted to Han Cheng, "You enter my office immediately now and wait for me to deal with it!" ”
"Manager!" Han Cheng's face turned into a bitter ball, "I ......"
"Shut up! I don't want to hear you say another word now," yelled the manager of the dealership, "what are you still standing for?" You either let me in. Or leave me now! ”
"! Leave! Just leave! I'm gone! Han Cheng knew that he would definitely not be able to do it today, so he simply took off his work clothes and threw them on the ground, pointed at Zhu Run and said, "Zhu Run, listen, don't be too complacent, one day I will want you to look good!" You wait for me! ”
After saying that, he angrily walked into the car dealership and took out his bag, and then left without saying a word with a black face.
Zhu Run looked at his back and shrugged, "Every time you come to provoke me for no reason, it turns out as if you were bullied by me, it's really inexplicable." ”
"Hey! Zhu big liar! At this time, Zhang Yiyi ran out, circled around the car, and then shouted, "Didn't you say you had no money?" Where did you get the car now? Damn, it's really a sports car of more than 14 million. You big liar, you must have lied to me again, pay back the money quickly! ”
"The money is really out of place for the time being," Zhu Run smiled at her, then threw her two sets of keys and said, "But there are two cars." Well, this Porsche, and a Maserati parked in the alley over there, it's all yours for the time being! It's considered a mortgage I gave you. ”
"What do you mean?" Zhang Yiyi looked at the key in his hand inexplicably, "You gave me all the cars, don't you have to drive it yourself?" ”
"It's not! It's not needed for the time being," Zhu Run said with a smile, "because I'm leaving Yanjing." ”
"Leaving Yanjing?" Zhang Yiyi was taken aback, "Where to go?" ”
Zhu Run was silent for a moment, then sighed and said, "Let's go back to my hometown for the time being, as for the future...... Let's take one step at a time."