Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Horizontal Scared and Stunned

"Put your seatbelts on, and we're gone."

Xu Xin reminded in front, unaware of what was happening behind him.

Lu Jiao seemed to be aware of something, but she didn't take it to heart, as long as she didn't break the bridge of her nose, she wouldn't object to what Xu Zixiao wanted to do, she brought Xu Zixiao to teach Wang Stupid a hard lesson, as for Shi Xiaobao, he was hit by the pond fish, and if he wanted to blame, he could only blame Wang for being stupid.

The drive of less than an hour is a purgatory-like torment for Shi Xiaobao, because, from beginning to end, Xu Zixiao held his hand and pinched it hard from time to time, so painful that he wanted to die but didn't dare to say anything, after all, this is not a glorious thing.

Wang Du couldn't do anything, pretended not to see it, and chatted with Xu Xin about football.

Xu Xin is an avid football fan, but she always has to confuse the names of foreign stars, which makes the half-jar Wang stupid not show his stuffing. In fact, Wang Stupid doesn't understand football at all, and he memorizes some basic attempts by rote for the sake of picking up girls, and can only deceive Xu Xin, a half-witted person.

Forty minutes later, we arrived at the Sakura Building at the foot of Mt. Del Sol.

Sakura House is a farmhouse hotel, in front of the hotel, there is a large parking apron, some mountain climbing enthusiasts, most will park their cars here, and then hike up the mountain.

About fifteen kilometers up and down Sun Mountain, there are many deep and winding branch lines to choose from, if the body is not supported, there are some black-faced pick-ups and drop-offs on the main road.

When he got out of the car, Shi Xiaobao was finally relieved, and when he pulled out his palm, the entire palm was bruised and blackened, and he was "fat" in a circle.

The triumphant Xu Zixiao didn't see it, and just as he was reporting to Lu Jiao on his achievements, Wang Du and Shi Xiaobao nodded to each other.

Wang Stupid and Shi Xiaobao have the same smell, they have a strong tacit understanding, just one action, one look, they know each other's intentions, if they don't know, then one party is definitely pretending to be stupid.

"Xu Xin Lu Jiao, you go buy something to drink, I'll go to the toilet." Wang Stupid shouted at Xu Xin, and rushed to the toilet in a hurry, from the weird posture of running, it should be "" to the end.

"Go for it......"

Xu Xin looked back and saw that Wang Du had already run away with only one back left.

Lu Jiao, Xu Xin, Shi Xiaobao and Xu Zixiao went to the commissary next to the cherry blossom building to buy a lot of food and drink.

After buying things, Wang Stupid has not come out yet.

"Xiaobao, you go and urge Wang Stupid." Xu Xindao.

"Oh...... Brother Xiao, you help me hold it. Shi Xiaobao was holding a large number of drinks and snacks.

"Ah...... Brother Bao...... Do you think I am a servant? Xu Zixiao smiled evilly.

"Brother Xiao, you can't let me take all this food and drink to the pit, right?" Shi Xiaobao said with a sad face.

"Hey, can you be a little more disgusting?" Lu Jiao frowned.

"Yes! Wang stupid, that guy had a bad stomach yesterday, and now he must be diarrhea. Shi Xiaobao said with a smile.

"......" Everyone was speechless.

"Zixiao, go take a look." Xu Xin said to Xu Zixiao.

"I think ......"

"Zixiao, Xiaobao is inconvenient, you can go." Lu Jiao winked at Xu Zixiao.

“…… All right. ”

Xu Zixiao immediately realized that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

The toilet is at the back of the cherry blossom building, and at this time, it can be said that Wang Stupid beat him up without knowing it.

"Ouch, I have a stomachache and need to go to the toilet."

As soon as Xu Zixiao disappeared around the corner, Shi Xiaobao suddenly threw the drinks and snacks in his hand on the ground, covered his stomach, and ran away.

"It's disgusting."

Lu Jiao took a sip at Shi Xiaobao's back, lifted the drinks and snacks on the ground with Xu Xin, and hid under the shade of a big tree.

Xu Zixiao walked towards the toilet with a big grin, and he didn't notice that Shi Xiaobao had followed lightly behind him.

Shi Xiaobao prides himself on being a disciple of the Drum Movement, and he still has a few brushes, and he follows Xu Zixiao less than three meters behind, silently, even if he is a master like Xu Zixiao, he doesn't notice it.

Of course, Xu Zixiao didn't find Shi Xiaobao, the main reason was that he didn't take Shi Xiaobao and Wang Stupid in his eyes at all, so naturally he couldn't talk about vigilance.

"Xu Zixiao, your time of death has arrived!"

Before Xu Zixiao walked to the toilet door, Wang Fool suddenly walked out of the toilet and looked at Xu Zixiao with a wicked smile.

"Just you! Hahahaha......" Xu Zixiao looked up to the sky and laughed, looking at Wang Stupid with contempt.

At the moment when Xu Zixiao looked up to the sky and laughed, Shi Xiaobao, who had been hiding behind him and had been waiting for him, made a move, and his tiptoes suddenly became forceful, rushing behind him like a dexterous leopard.

At the moment when Shi Xiaobao made a move, Wang Fool strode towards Xu Zixiao, attracting Xu Zixiao's attention.

"Hehe, you want to sneak up on me, no way!"

Xu Zixiao stared at Wang Fool with a pair of starry eyes, a sly smile flashed on his face, and his elbow joint slammed into the back, the speed was like lightning.

Disheveled!

A palpitating muffled sound was accompanied by Shi Xiaobao's muffled snort of pain.

What shocked Xu Zixiao was that his ferocious impact did not repel Shi Xiaobao, and Shi Xiaobao, who let out a muffled snort, wrapped around his body like an octopus.

"Get out of here!"

Seeing Wang Du clenching his fists and walking towards him, Xu Zixiao was in a hurry, suddenly twisted his body, and kept pulling Shi Xiaobao on his body with both hands, but Shi Xiaobao at this time was like kraft candy on him, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake it off.

Shi Xiaobao is definitely a bastard who will be revenged, if he offends him, there will be no good end, even if he kills a thousand enemies and loses eight hundred, he will not hesitate to do it.

The current Shi Xiaobao, in order to take revenge, has already given up.

Seeing that Xu Zixiao and Shi Xiaobao were entangled together, Wang Stupid Shi Ran walked up to Xu Zixiao, clenched his fists, and suddenly punched Xu Zixiao's lower abdomen.

"Ah......h

Xu Zixiao was screamed and fell to the ground by Wang Du's punch with all his might, his stomach turned over, and his internal organs seemed to be displaced.

What made Xu Zixiao vomit blood was that even if he fell to the ground, Shi Xiaobao, who was wrapped around him, did not let go, and the whole person, like a blood-sucking locust, stuck to Xu Zixiao's body.

Disheveled!

Wang stupidly beat the water dog the best, rushed up, kicked Xu Zixiao in the stomach again, and kicked Xu Zixiao to the point of screaming.

"Lao Tzu fought with you!"

Xu Zixiao had suffered such a big loss, and when he was ruthless, he didn't care about Shi Xiaobao who was wrapped around his body, he forcibly got up and actually rushed towards Wang Fool with Shi Xiaobao on his back, and a pair of fists blew a gust of wind, which fell on Wang Fool's body like raindrops, making a series of heart-palpitating sounds.

Not to be outdone, Wang Stupid immediately waved a pair of fists and fought back cracklingly.

The battle was tragic and short, just two minutes, Wang Fool and Xu Zixiao truce, they were already tired like a dog, and they almost stuck out their tongues.

The truce between Wang Fool and Xu Zixiao does not mean that Shi Xiaobao has a truce, he is still coiled on Xu Zixiao like a crab......

……

"Convincing or not?!" Wang stupidly stared at Xu Zixiao viciously.

"Not convinced ......"

Before Xu Zixiao's words fell, the exhausted Wang Fool punched Xu Zixiao again, and Xu Zixiao immediately fought back.

In terms of combat effectiveness, Wang Fool is not Xu Zixiao's opponent, but Wang Fool has an extremely terrifying helper Shi Xiaobao.

From beginning to end, Shi Xiaobao was wrapped around Xu Zixiao's body, and he didn't let go even if he was killed, which made Xu Zixiao unable to show his hands and feet.

Shi Xiaobao became Xu Zixiao's nightmare.

However, even with Shi Xiaobao's help, the battle between Wang Fool and Xu Zixiao did not have much advantage, basically one punch for another, punches to the flesh, in just a few minutes, the two of them already had bags on their heads, blue noses and swollen faces.

"Convincing or not?"

Wang Stupid sat on the ground, panting, the whole person was about to collapse, Xu Zixiao's body was too strong, and his fist hit it, as if it was hitting a steel plate.

"Not convinced."

Xu Zixiao was even more uncomfortable, because he had to carry a man of more than 100 pounds on his back, which made him feel like fighting in the mud.

"Zi Xiao, Zi Xiao ......"

Just when the three of them were at a stalemate, suddenly, Xu Xin's voice came from a distance, and the voice was getting closer and closer.

Hearing Xu Xin's voice, Wang Du didn't care about Xu Zixiao, and rushed into the toilet with a roll.

Miraculously, Shi Xiaobao, who had never let go, suddenly fell to the ground, used his hands and feet together, and rushed into the toilet with Wang Du.

As soon as Wang Fool and Shi Xiaobao rushed into the toilet, Xu Zixiao also blew a gust of wind and rushed in.

Inside the toilet, the three of them clenched their fists, the atmosphere was extremely tense, and a strong smell of gunpowder was permeating the air.

"Wang stupid, Wang stupid, are you in the toilet?" Xu Xin asked outside the toilet.

"Ah...... In the ...... Wait, right away. ”

"Hurry up."

"Oh......"

"Is it okay to have a truce?" Wang Stupid glanced at Shi Xiaobao, and Shi Xiaobao, who was beaten and bruised, nodded, and then, Wang Stupid's gaze fell on Xu Zixiao's face again.

"Okay."

Xu Zixiao was immediately overjoyed.

As the saying goes, those who are afraid of being stunned, those who are stunned are afraid of dying, these two guys, although they have no fighting skills, are deadly plays, especially the little treasure who looks thin and weak, it is simply a wonder, and he will not let go even if he is killed, Xu Zixiao has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for a few months, and it is the first time he has encountered such an opponent.

At this time, Xu Zixiao had already decided that when they were alone, they would clean up one by one!

Xu Zixiao didn't expect that Wang Stupid and Shi Xiaobao had the same thoughts.

The three of them began to tidy up in the toilet.

"Brother Xiao, come on, I'll pat the dust for you." Shi Xiaobao had a flattering smile on his face.

"......" Xu Zixiao's face suddenly became petrified, this guy is too weird.

"Brother Xiao, Xiaobao will be mixed with you in the future, go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, do not hesitate!" Shi Xiaobao's face was righteous and cloudy.

"Really?" Xu Zixiao looked suspicious, he couldn't understand why the guy who had beaten him to death just now suddenly changed his face.

"The emperor is above, the thick earth is below......" Shi Xiaobao diligently sorted out Xu Zixiao's clothes, and made a vow to gamble.

"I'll think about it." Xu Zixiao naturally didn't believe it, snorted coldly, and interrupted Shi Xiaobao.

"Hehe, Brother Xiao has a lot, and he won't be as knowledgeable as Xiaobao."

"Hmph."

Listening to Shi Xiaobao's heart-warming sycophant, Xu Zixiao's heart was inexplicably much more comfortable.

Wang Stupid sorted it out by himself, he really knew too much about Shi Xiaobao's flattery, and at the beginning, he and Wen Jing did not suffer less.

The most awesome thing about Shi Xiaobao is that when he has a servile face, he stabs the knife in the back without mercy.