Chapter 68: A Hundred Years of Spare Tire and Phoenix Love
In the center of the state, indifferent at the foot of the statue of Tianzun. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Second brother, I didn't expect you to be that strange person, no wonder they will call you the Taoist master, no wonder the power contained in this statue is so close to your breath, but why did you build it into this virtue, I have read the Taoist collection when I was in Longhu Mountain, and I have never seen such a silver-looking immortal, who is this ugly thing?"
"Sister Fengwu, isn't this engraved? Indifferent Great Heavenly Venerable! ”
Mixed with the crowds of wonderful believers, Luo Fengwu and Fa Er looked up at the statue of Tianzun who was high above and looked down on the sky, admiring its majesty while complaining about its appearance.
"Don't talk nonsense, blasphemy here is indifferent to Tianzun, you will be beaten to death." Fahai stood aside leisurely, shook the folding fan lightly and said with a smile, "Okay, the Shenyao Imperial City has taken you around, and the Indifferent Tianzun Statue has also taken you to visit, shouldn't we also pack up and return to Shenzhou." ”
"Don't worry, the two of us flew hard for nearly two months to come to Minzhou, how can we just go? I haven't experienced the scenery of the state yet, and the food of the state has not yet tasted ......"
"What kind of food to eat? It is right for us monks to drink morning dew in the morning and eat the sunset at dusk. ”
"The gods and Buddhas of the heavens also open a peach banquet to eat and drink from the sea, why do monks want to drink the northwest wind?"
"The gods and Buddhas of the heavens are not holding a peach banquet, it is a peach meeting, and holding a meeting to study such a serious matter as the work of the heavenly court, how can it be regarded as eating and drinking?" Fahai said disapprerovingly.
"Senior brother, I want to eat the flower chicken called Buzhou!" Fa Er Nene interjected, "I haven't eaten my senior brother's roasted chicken for a hundred years." ”
"You, you don't want to eat chicken, you've been making a spare tire for too long and want to drink chicken soup. It's a pity, for my brother to cultivate his mind and cultivate his temperament for a hundred years, pure as jade, how can there be so many chicken soup for the soul? ”
Just when Fahai sneered and rejected Fa Er, Luo Fengwu became interested, saying that he wanted to let Fahai show his hand, Fahai had no choice but to take the two of them and the two dogs and one tiger waiting at the bottom of the mountain into the reckless mountain.
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In the depths of the mountains, the bonfire is blazing, and the three people and three beasts are roasting game and drinking wine at the same time.
Only Fa Er, his mind was obviously not on eating and drinking, and he always went to Fahai's side intentionally or unintentionally with a bottle of wine, looking cheap.
"Senior brother, do you remember Tianmu Peak back then?"
"Don't talk nonsense! I want to ask Cui'er why she didn't dump you, right? You can go pee and take a picture now. ”
"But when I was young, she didn't like me?"
"Youthful? Ha, people are youth, you are Liqiu, and now that you have lost your youth, you are just a forced person. Do you understand? ”
It's a pity that Fa Er has long been accustomed to Fahai's routines, no matter how hard he is hit, no matter how ruthless he is, he can't stop his pursuit of love.
"Senior brother, I know that I am not worthy of Cui'er, but I just can't understand why she would marry a mortal and not want to marry me?"
"Cui'er is married?"
"Ninety years ago, she was still vulgar and married, and now her great-grandchildren will make soy sauce."
"Then why are you asking me this?"
"What about getting married? I have to love when I die, let alone just get married, isn't this what you taught me? Besides, we are all monks, why should we care about the constraints of the world, this is also the ...... you taught me"
"It's not that I don't care, it's to see if there's love ......" Seeing this, Fahai couldn't help but sigh, he knew the best about Fa Er's temperament, and he couldn't help but raise the wine gourd in his hand, and said, "Look at this wine gourd, you are like this gourd mouth, trying every means to block the gourd, but unfortunately people only have wine in their hearts...... Got it? ”
"I know, she doesn't have me in her heart, so what should I do? Brother, what do you think I can do? Fa Er said with a sad face.
Fahai is really annoyed, he is not Cui'er, what can he do? The most difficult thing to guess in this world is the human heart, and the most difficult to guess is the woman's heart.
"What should I do?"
Fahai decided to try to wake up Fa Er, stretched out his hand, and said, "Seeing that chicken, grab one......
A few people were cooking, Wang Xingqiao and Bai Dai caught a bunch of fat pheasants, it was difficult to roast them all at once, Fa Er passed, and picked the fattest and strongest chicken after dividing it by two.
Fahai took out a tough silk and tied it to the chicken's leg, then handed the other end of the silk to Faji and ordered, "Let it go." ”
Fa Er was at a loss, so he had to do as Fahai instructed, and as soon as he let go, the chicken rushed forward in embarrassment.
"Pull!"
Before Fahai's words fell, Fa Er had already pulled the silk in his hand, and the chicken fell down and was dragged back in an instant.
"Let it go."
"Pull again!"
I saw the unfortunate chicken fall, get up, run, and fall and get up again...... This was repeated eight times, and Fa Haifang asked Fa Er to stop.
Fahai looked at Fa Er, who had realized something, and said, "You understand what to do this time, right?" ”
"Senior brother, I understand! You mean to make me like this chicken to set goals, get more and more courageous, and never give up! Good! I swear that I will continue to pursue, she is married, I will wait for her, until her husband dies of old age, if she remarries, I will wait for her for the rest of her life......" The determined color in Fa Er's eyes flashed, and the fighting spirit of the bear also burned, and he felt that he was full of strength, full of energy, and full of confidence.
"I mean let you pull ~ chicken ~ eight ~ pour!"
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Just when Fa Erru was struck by lightning, Fahai had already carried the wine gourd to the drunken Luo Fengwu, and before he got close, the fragrance of the blue musk had already drifted into Fahai's nose mixed with the smell of wine.
"Feng Wu, what are your plans when you go back?"
"Plans? My only dream for a hundred years was to become a daughter, and now I have finally realized my dream, but I suddenly feel that I have lost the goal of my struggle, that is, empty, lonely, and very cold......"
Luo Fengwu's beautiful Danfeng eyes were half drunk and half awake, as if he was infatuated, "The most beautiful thing in this world is love, if you can find a dream person to pursue and love like Fa Er, that kind of life is a complete life, and that kind of woman is a complete woman." ”
Speaking of love, Luo Fengwu seems to be shy, like a swan, her snow-white neck hangs down slightly, her jet-black hair flashes with a charming luster under the light of the uncertain bonfire, and the beauty is drunk and extremely sultry.
Fahai couldn't help but tremble, re-settled, and said, "This matter is easy to do, there are hundreds of billions of human races in the prefecture and tens of billions of men, as long as Feng Wu wants it, what kind of can't he find it?" I'll ask Nu Caojun to hold a super blind date conference for you when I go back. ”
"I'm not interested in a man like that."
Luo Fengwu raised his crystal chin, a trace of arrogance flashed on his beautiful face, and then he seemed to fall into a whisper again, "The man in my mind should be stupid, handsome, innocent and pure, infatuated and righteous, full of poetry and knowledge, if you have great skills, it is the best, it doesn't matter if you don't have it, anyway, I will protect him, such a man, second brother, can you find it for me?" ”
"Stupid, handsome, innocent and pure, infatuated and righteous, full of poetry and literature, knowledgeable and reasonable, isn't this the smart and handsome version of Fa Er?"
Looking at Luo Fengwu, whose eyes were full of anticipation and longing, Fahai's heart suddenly moved, and said, "There are really such people!" ”
"Who? Where is he? Luo Fengwu's beautiful eyes instantly lit up, and he asked excitedly.
"There is a person, if you want to say stupid, he can be said to be unique, if you want to say handsome, he is also one in a million, if you want to say pure and good infatuation, he has been verified for hundreds of generations, if you want to say that he is full of poetry and books, he can export chapters......"
Seeing that Luo Fengwu was fascinated by what he heard, Fahai suddenly changed his words and sighed, "But this person has a bad fate, he has been ruthlessly abandoned by his beloved, and he has been reincarnated for a hundred lifetimes, and every life is painfully hovering between good and evil...... Feng Wu, do you think such a person can do what you really want? Do you want to save him? ”
"Where is he? I'll go to him now! Luo Fengwu's snow-white neck was raised high, and he looked at Fa Haidao with eagerness.
"It's a pity that he has just been reincarnated, I don't know exactly where he was born, maybe you will have to meet him a long time later, I have a limerick poem for you here, as for whether you can find her, it can only depend on the fate between the two of you."
When Fahai saw Luo Fengwu take the bait, he suddenly felt a burst of pride in his heart, poured a sip of wine, Shi Ran got up, folded the fan and shook it, and the poem was completed in seven steps.
"During the Qingming Festival, it rains a lot, and the scenery is infinite. If you have a chance to meet thousands of miles away, you must go to the high place of the West Lake to find ~" (To be continued.) )