On the edge of the city, in the private room on the second floor of a famous pig-killing restaurant in Northeast China, everyone pushed cups and changed cups and toasted again and again.

At the beginning, He Tsaizai and Liao Yong, as well as Shen Haidong and others, restrained each other and did not take the initiative to find fault. Because everyone is here for Guan Rui, if there are any grievances, it is better to settle them privately.

But wine is a thing that will make people inexplicably excited, and it will also make people who don't have much dry goods in their brains even more crazy!

Coincidentally, Shen Haidong is such a person, and so is He Zaizai.

In the Bastard Liquor Bureau in the Northeast, there are three things that cannot be missing!

Smoke, big green sticks, and braggart B!

After Shen Haidong drank seven or eight bottles of big green sticks, he made half a catty of liquor, and then his eyes were blurred, and he didn't look like a human anymore! So, he's starting to brag about B!!

"I'm telling you, man, you really have to go to prison twice!! There's a second world parallel to the real world! What a strange person! ”

Shen Haidong searched his stomach and made a sentence, including high-level and high-level remarks such as science fiction and space.

"Huh!"

Guan Rui drank a lot of wine, and his face smiled slightly red.

Everyone was coarse and coarse, and they couldn't answer, so they all looked at Shen Haidong blankly.

"You know, have I seen a strange person?!"

Shen Haidong turned his head to Guan Rui and asked with a mouthful of wine.

"I don't know!"

Guan Rui shook his head.

"The peerless heir of Two-Finger Zen!!"

When Shen Haidong said this, he stared at the beads of his eyes, suddenly slapped the table, and shouted in a long voice.

"Hehe,!"

Liao Yong suddenly laughed.

"Don't laugh!"

As soon as Shen Haidong bragged about Niu B, he fell into a realm of selflessness, and he had forgotten that he and Liao Yong were enemies, so he replied with a gentle attitude and continued: "His index and middle fingers are twice as long as ordinary people!" Do you say it's awesome? ”

"!! Jumping poles with your fingers?! Who the can have that long fingers? ”

He Zaizai couldn't help but respond.

"You're just uninformed! What do you know? They practiced it later!! For many years, I have used my fingers to pestle the cement board to pestle! Just the whole new brick, he pokes it, and it can penetrate!! ”

Shen Haidong burped and said very seriously.

"Electric drills! This is absolutely in the hands of the driller! ”

Jiang Jing patted the table and said.

"Dude, you're right! It's like a drill!! I learned from him for a while, and it was a small success, and it was really effective! You see, I'm mixed up now, if I don't, just use my two fingers, then go to the train station to pick up the bag, and I won't starve to death, do you believe it? ”

Shen Haidong stretched out the two fingers of his right hand and gestured, the fingers were thick, like a sugar cane, everyone was very puzzled, and they didn't understand what he had learned.

"Shen Haidong, do you know what's the most annoying?"

He Tsai bubbled with a big snot bubble and asked.

"What?" Shen Haidong asked blankly.

"Bragging B, not the most annoying!! But blowing and blowing and believing it, that's the most thing! Do you understand?! What's the matter, drink some B wine, you still have to order martial arts?! ”

He Zaizai's eyelids shrugged, and he asked in a complete daze.

"Who the are you talking about bragging B?"

Anyone who likes to brag about B is disgusted by others exposing him, and Shen Haidong is no exception.

"Have you studied?! You're not bragging, are you? Then you put on a show, and your fingers are pierced with bricks!! You have to be able to pass through, hey, you don't see, this marble on the ground, I kowtow to you, I will break it! Okay? ”

He Tsai Tsai came up and pointed to the ground and asked.

"!! Can my master penetrate, can I penetrate? How long have I been practicing? ”

Shen Haidong staggered to his feet.

"Hey, don't quarrel with the two of you, you can't do it!"

Guan Rui got up and pulled the rack.

"It's none of your business!"

Shen Haidong pushed Guan Rui in the face.

"You didn't practice until home, did you?! Okay, then I'm not hard for you! Come on, you can use your fingers to give this electric fan, and it won't move! I'll obey you, kowtow to you, and call you grandpa!! ”

He Tsai pointed to the electric fan and said.

Shen Haidong blinked his eyes, looked at the whimpering pendulum fan, pouted and said, "I won't fight with you!" ”

"You're just bragging B!! Exercise!! If you're like this, you're going to have to be when you go out! ”

He Tsai pouted and scolded.

"I didn't brag B!!"

Shen Haidong slammed a cup, the wine surged up, and the tiger spirit couldn't stop saying, "Hey!! I'm going to poke it, you go up and poke it too, do you dare? ”

"Just like you, if you want to be able to poke it out! I'm going to it, then! ”

He Tsai said loudly.

". You. Mom, I'll you! ”

Shen Haidong was inexplicably anxious, took off his coat, and ran to the electric fan.

"Don't you! Why are you two poking it if you have nothing to do? ”

Guan Rui persuaded him to death.

"You get up!"

Shen Haidong was tall and big, pushed Guan Rui away with a slap, walked directly to the electric fan, first pressed the off button, and then broke the electric fan safety net with tiger strength, and then asked very domineeringly: "You say, how many gears does the electric fan hang??" ”

"Hang eighth gear!!"

Ho shouted.

"Go. You. Mother. Cannon. Hang the eighth gear head and stick it in! ”

Shen Haidong was silent for two seconds, and immediately scolded angrily.

"It's all friends, just make a bet, I'll just watch the second gear!"

Liao Yong became interested, and the yin arch was on fire.

", it's second gear!"

After speaking, Shen Haidong suddenly pressed the No. 2 button, and the electric fan whined.

"Haidong, Haidong, you've drunk too much!"

", go up there!! I have to make him call me grandpa today!! ”

Shen Haidong didn't listen to persuasion at all, stared at the crazy electric fan, held his breath, gritted his teeth and shouted: "Two-fingered Divine Zen!" No fast is not broken!! ”

"Whoosh!!"

Before everyone could react, Shen Haidong poked his fingers in!!

"Poof! Bang, bang, bang!"

The electric fan stopped abruptly at a speed visible to the naked eye!!

A second later!

"Whew!!"

Shen Haidong swooped up, his fingers were bleeding, and he shouted loudly: "!! Forget about luck! ”

"Oops, you. Mother. How far this is going! ”

Liao Yong suddenly covered his face, he really didn't expect that Shen Haidong would dare to poke the electric fan with his finger.

"Brother, you said let him take his finger and poke the juicer!! I see, he really doesn't care about electric fans! ”

Jiang Jing looked stunned.

"Two-finger Zen, it's really bull B!! The electric fan really didn't move, and it was all smoking! ”

He Zaizai was silent for half a minute, gritted his teeth and said.