The first, fifteen, and third strikes are all messed up, right?
Today's Shuangqing weather is peaceful again, the sun is very warm, just like yesterday at noon, my father-in-law is in a good mood and decided to add more! ββ
Lin Bai was flying in the sky, and he was in a very unhappy mood.
He didn't recruit anyone to provoke anyone, and he was at ease in front of ** silk on the old street, but the evil alliance was not too unparticular, and he always killed him inexplicably, and he was very unhappy when he hurt his friends before, and this time he was even injured himself, and there was a bloody hole in his shoulder, which hurt to death, which he meowed too much.
The female gallant didn't speak, gently tore the clothes on his shoulder, and then helped him press the wound with her hand, and said softly: "It will recover in about half an hour, it's okay, it won't hurt for long." β
Lin Bai was unhappy: "Half an hour, I can't take off my underwear for half an hour, right?" β
"Hmmm! It cannot be taken off, otherwise the self-healing function will fail. β
Lin Bai screamed: "It's troublesome now, it shouldn't be difficult for that fake Lin Bai to hope for someone else, but it's impossible to hide it from Qianqian for a long time, it's not good that it's already a goof." βββ
In the hot spring pool of Tieshanping Hotel, the girls frolicked for a while, and they also felt a little tired, so they all leaned on the edge of the pool and quietly enjoyed the peace and harmony.
When Qianqian saw "Lin Bai" sitting on the edge of the pool, she always felt that something was strange. Today's Xiaobai seems to be a little too quiet, right? It was normal just now, but when he went to the toilet and came back, it was like a completely different person, sitting there without moving, and pretending to be deep didn't pretend to be like this? That likes to talk nonsense. Running the train with his mouth full, where did the unreliable Xiaobai go? She walked up to "Lin Bai" and asked in a low voice, "Xiaobai." Are you not feeling well? β
The female demon king frowned, and the rag doll Lin Bai hurriedly showed a sloppy look: "No, wow, I'm very comfortable." With so many swimsuit beauties, it's refreshing to watch. β
The female demon king's magic level is very high, and she has learned Lin Bai's unreliable embarrassment ten out of ten, and there is no flaw in the eyes of other women, but in Qianqian's eyes, she is not like Lin Bai at all. The real Lin Bai looked more flexible, and when he said unreliable words in his mouth, his eyes were not obscene at all. There is absolutely no intention of taking advantage of women. But the Lin Bai in front of him performed too much, and when he said the words "swimsuit beauty", his eyes were looking at Qianqian's chest, and the lustful aura in his eyes was too obvious. A real novice would never see himself like this.
Qianqian couldn't help but cover her chest. There was doubt in his eyes.
The female demon king secretly felt that it was not good, it was related to Lin Bai's affairs, this woman was very keen, and it was quite difficult to look forward to her, so it seemed that she had to mess around. She still remembered that Jiajia had said before that as long as it was about Lin Bai's meat jokes, Qianqian couldn't resist it, and she had to make a fuss about it.
The female demon king manipulated it slightly. The ragdoll Lin Bai suddenly stood up, and the hot spring water on his body fell down. pounced on Miss Liu, who was wearing a white bikini next to her......
This pounce was fast and fierce, it came very suddenly, Miss Liu didn't expect such a thing to come out at all, and was suddenly pounced on the edge of the pool by the rag doll Lin Bai, she was startled, her heart was sweet and dazed, what is the situation? Xiaobai pounced on me in public? This...... Wouldn't that be too ...... That's what the hell...... I'm not mentally ready.
Ragdoll Lin Bai said affectionately to Miss Liu: "You are so beautiful, do I want to kiss you?" β
The girls next to her were all stunned, what kind of demon moth is this Xiaobai?
Qianqian almost petrified.
Miss Liu's face turned red: "But ...... No...... Can...... No! β
"Is it okay or can't?"
"No, you can't! A lot of people are watching. Miss Liu pushed hard, but she didn't push, her hands and feet danced wildly in a hurry, and her knees happened to hit the lower body of the rag doll Lin Bai, of course the rag doll was not afraid of this trick, but the female demon king was afraid of goofs, so she still let the rag doll scream "oops", squatting on the ground with her lower body, and couldn't get up for a long time.
Miss Liu ran away with a red face, and said shyly and anxiously, "You...... You...... Are you okay? Ah...... I...... I'll go first. After saying that, he ran away, and ran back to the room as soon as he slipped through the smoke.
Qianqian's pretty face also flew a blood red, the picture just now was too violent, and her suspicion of fake Lin Bai was instantly dispelled out of the nine clouds, and her mind was full of nonsense: Xiaobai wants to kiss Miss Liu? For...... Why don't you want to come and kiss me? Could it be ...... Did he like Miss Liu? No, it's not necessarily, he likes to joke around, maybe he just wanted to spoof with Miss Liu, he never messes around with people he really likes, the more he doesn't touch someone, the more he values someone in his heart, so for so many years, he hasn't insulted me...... Gee, what the hell was I thinking.
Qianqian's thinking circuit crashed, and she hid her face and ran back to the room, not thinking of it within an hour.
The female demon king smiled proudly, this king's strategy is really wonderful, hahahaha!
Half an hour later, Lin Bai's shoulder injury had healed, and he returned to the hotel with the heroine, and after the small action of going to the toilet was replaced by the real monk, Lin Bai returned to the pool, and he suddenly realized that the atmosphere in the wet spring pool was a little strange. Qianqian is not here, Miss Liu is not here, and the other women are all looking at him with very strange eyes.
"Hey, I said what are you all doing looking at me with such strange eyes?"
Sister Sanjin said curiously: "Xiaobai, have you been very angry lately?" β
"Isn't this nonsense? For a man of my age, it is inevitable that he will be angry! β
Hua Butterfly then asked, "Are you panicking?" Already going crazy? β
"Hey, that's right! Uncle Ben wants to find a beautiful woman to pose like eighteen all day long, and if he doesn't meet this wish, he will die violently. This kind of answer is Lin Bai's usual style, if Qianqian can hear it here, this time it is the real Xiaobai who is back, he is joking in a serious nonsense, and he doesn't think like this at all in his heart.
Fierce Lori has a straight face. From a technical point of view, he said: "It is said that it is not good for men to hold too hard, and they are prone to a series of strange diseases such as prostatitis, so. In case of not being able to find a woman...... It should be done modestly by hand on your own. But it's not good to use your hands all the time, the lonely yang is not born, and the lonely yin does not grow...... In the long run, it is still harmful to the body. β
"Hey, you're just a loli, don't talk about this kind of topic!" Lin Bai screamed: "Oh my God, what kind of education is Lori receiving now? It's just mad. Lori is a creature that obediently plays with rag dolls for me, and sticky names like my brother and sister are on my lips. Just sell cute and cute.,What kind of Lori are you like this? β
The iceberg beauty next to her frowned and said, "Is it really so strict?" β
Sister Sanjin bit her ear and whispered: "It's a bit strict, the man in my family often says this." Whenever he said that. Even if I wasn't interested, I had to satisfy him, otherwise I was really afraid that something would go wrong with him. β
The iceberg beauty is so sad in her heart, what if Xiaobai is suffocated? I'd love to help him out. But where is a filthy man like me worthy of him? What to do! It seems that we still have to find a way from Qianqian. Why don't you make arrangements tonight...... Give her, and give Xiao Baichuang a chance, they are childhood sweethearts, and they have been in love for so many years, they should have gone to the last step, they are shy and noisy, as long as they pierce that layer of window paper, it will be logical......
I pondered what to do about it. Suddenly, my eyes lit up, and there were! She excused herself to go to the toilet. Leaving the hot spring pool lightly, I returned to the corridor of the hotel and looked at the house number...... Lin Bai lived in room 5o5 and Qianqian lived in room 5o6, she found a screwdriver, gently twisted the screws on the door numbers of the two rooms, and then changed it.
After changing the door number, she took two bottles of wine from the front desk of the hotel, returned to the hot spring pool, and put the wine bottles in front of Lin Bai: "Come and drink two glasses." β
Lin Bai was surprised: "You actually invited me to drink?" Are you a good one? β
"I said I don't know what Jiajia is!" The iceberg beauty said coldly: "For the sake of you being my neighbor across the street and my landlord, can't I invite you to drink two glasses?" β
"Oh, of course that's fine." Lin Bai likes to make friends the most, and there is no reason why someone asks for a drink, this is a good Moutai wine, a bottle costs 98 yuan, and you can't drink it if you want to. He took a sip and filled a full glass, at least two taels.
The iceberg beauty is overjoyed, first drunk you, and then let you go to the wrong room and touch Qianqian's bed, and this matter will be done immediately. couldn't stop persuading the wine at the moment, and poured it into Lin Bai's mouth one after another. She was really good at this little trick of pouring wine, and it didn't take much time to make Lin Bai dizzy.
Sister Sanjin shook her head beside her, got up and went back to the house, walked to the corridor on the 5th floor, stood still and thought for a while, and suddenly said to herself: "Since Xiaobai likes Miss Liu, I should fulfill them as a sister, Miss Liu is a good girl, and it was all up to Xiaobai and her to help last time...... Let's return the favor. β
Sister Sanjin thought about it, Xiaobai lives in 5o5, and Miss Liu lives in 5o8, I will change the house number. She took off the number 5o5 and reversed it with 5o8 before returning to her room to rest.
Hua Butterfly sat on the edge of the hot spring pool and watched the iceberg beauty pouring liquor into the forest, and suddenly felt a little strange, why did she keep pouring small liquor? There must be bad intentions! Hua Butterfly is not an easy person to fool, the name of the intellectual underworld is by no means in vain, and a wicked smile flashed at the corner of his mouth: What are you going to do when Xiaobai is drunk? There's definitely going to be a good show tonight, but I can't rub the sand in my butterfly eyes, how can I let you mess around?
She got up and went back to the hallway on the fifth floor, and when she scanned it, she felt that the room number was wrong. Her heart is very careful, unlike ordinary women who only remember Lin Bai's room number, but remember the direction of the room, which is out of a professional habit, and she feels safe only when she remembers the direction of the room, and the location of the room in her memory does not match the number plate on the door.
Hua Butterfly frowned and thought for a long time, the number plates of Xiaobai, Qianqian, and Miss Liu had been messed up, and after thinking about it, she took down the 5o5 number plate representing Lin Bai's room, and changed it with the 5o9 of the female demon king. She believed that even if Lin Bai entered the wrong room of the Overlord Flower, it would be impossible for him to do anything to the Overlord Flower, and most of the time he would be subdued, and then this farce would end.
It was late at night, and most of the girls had already gone back to their rooms to rest.
Lin Bai and the iceberg beauty are still in your cup, I drink a cup, the iceberg beauty has an excellent amount of wine, it is all from years of exercise, Lin Bai is a little worse, and his tongue is already a little big after drinking. The female demon king saw that the two of them were endless, and she was also annoyed, and snorted: "You continue to drink, I'll go back to the room to rest first." β
Walking to the corridor on the fifth floor, the female demon king's brows suddenly wrinkled, wow, these house numbers have all changed, who is messing around? The king's 5o9 number plate was actually pasted on Miss Liu's door, and Miss Liu's 5o8 was pasted on the door of Qianqian's room, but Qianqian's 5o6 was pasted on her door...... It's going to mess around, huh? Well, this Demon King will too!
The female demon king waved her hand and cast a spell, and then returned to her room, and lay down comfortablyβ
When Lin Bai was supported by the iceberg beauty to go back to the room to rest, it was already the third watch in the middle of the night, and everything was silent, and the night in the mountains was not as good as in the city, with a deep and incomparably quiet. The iceberg beauty helped Lin Bai to the door of room 5o5 half-dragged and half-hugged, she felt a little strange, it seemed that the direction was not quite right, right? Is this room 5o5? How doesn't it feel like that?
Forget it, maybe it's because I drank too much and couldn't figure it out. Although the amount of alcohol of the iceberg beauty is good, but it is a bit bad to drink too much, she took out a magnetic card and swiped it on the door lock...... There was a click, and the lock opened. The iceberg beauty proudly put away the magnetic card, this card was touched by him from the front desk, and it can really open any room in the hotel.
She gently pushed Lin Bai into the room and whispered in his ear, "Climb back into bed and go to sleep, my sister won't go in with you...... Although my sister is generous, if I see you making love with other women, I will still be jealous! Go ahead...... My sister will silently wish you a happy and happy life...... Qianqian is the best girl for you. β
Lin Bai was in a daze, and she didn't hear very clearly, she only knew that she told herself to go back to sleep, so she half-crawled and half-rolled into the room.
After locking the door, the iceberg beauty sighed silently at the door, in fact, she wanted Lin Bai's virgin body very much, but she knew very well that she was not worthy, so she stood gloomily for a while, and returned to her room.
Lin Bai climbed onto a large bed in a daze......
The bed in the hotel is really different from the one at home, fragrant and soft.
Awesome, it is worthy of a high-end hotel for 6oo yuan for one night, and the bed actually provides a huge human-shaped pillow. Gee! This feel, the pillow full of flesh is still wearing silk clothes, and it feels like a real person, and there is definitely no such thing in the farmhouse where you can live for 6o yuan a night and eat three meals...... Lin Bai hugged the pillow tightly and rubbed it in his arms. The pillow seemed to be in a daze, and he actually stretched out his hands and hugged Lin Bai tightly...... (To be continued......)
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