Chapter 35 Anti-wolf flashlight
However, the moment Yang Kang sat down on the bed, he felt that his gaze seemed to be glued, and he turned his head to look at a painting on the wall in a daze.
It is a picture of a new bamboo shoot, the paper is a little yellow, one of them is a picture of two spring bamboo shoots, a few old bamboo roots are exposed on the mountain stone, a green bamboo stands in the wind, a few brushes, but it is full of wild interest, there are a few grass words next to it, Yang Kang said that he really can't recognize it, but he recognizes the final payment - the owner of the plum blossom hermitage.
The length of the painting is a bit large, and it looks like it should look like 5ocm*8ocm. There are also a few seals on this painting, Yang Kang looked at the payment for a while, and then looked at the seal - Wu Zhen.
Wu Zhen - one of the four Yuan families with the same name as Huang Gongwang, Ni Zan and Wang Meng. Last time, his small ink bamboo picture of Ni Zan was sold for 800,000 yuan, and these two paintings are much larger than that one, and naturally the price is much higher. He reached out and touched it, and immediately became a little speechless, this painting is actually the real thing...... Authentic?
"Hey, hey, hey...... Fat man......" Yang Kang shouted busily.
Guo Fatzi was carrying the crucian carp he had just bought, and was about to run outside to wash it, when he heard the words, he hurriedly shouted: "You sit down for a while, I will clean up the fish." ”
"This painting?" Yang Kang said, pointing to the paintings on the wall.
"Huh?" Guo Fatzi was stunned and asked, "This old paper is relatively thick, and the lime on my wall is really bad, so I glued it to the wall." If you want, I'll take it down for you, and I'll find two more old newspapers to glue later. ”
Yang Kang looked at it, I don't know when this old house was, the lime painted on the wall fell badly due to moisture, Guo Fatzi found some old paper paste for a while, it was normal, but it was a bit too much to use this paste.
"Fatty, do you know that this painting is enough for you to buy a big new house?" Yang Kang didn't know what to say.
Then, he saw that Guo Fatzi looked at him like a fool. Then the fat man wiped his hands, crawled under the bed, pulled out a cardboard box from underneath, rummaged through it, found a slotter, threw off his shoes and climbed into bed, stood on the bed, and began to dismantle the paintings on the wall.
"It's a good thing you didn't stick it with glue or scotch tape, otherwise you would have ruined the painting." Yang Kang said with emotion.
"I started out with glue." Guo Fatzi said while using a screwdriver to lift the thumbtack, "However, the lime on this wall is damp, and the glue can't be smeared, and the scotch tape can't be stained, so you can only use thumbtacks." ”
"Thank goodness!" Yang Kang said.
As he spoke, Guo Fatzi took the painting off the wall, then threw it to Yang Kang, carrying the crucian carp he had just bought, and walked outside.
Yang Kang lay on his bed and carefully admired the painting - Wu Zhen was a painter of the Yuan Dynasty, whose name was Guizhong, and who was called Meihuadao or Meidaoren, who had taught in the village school in his early years, and later learned the "art of heaven and man's life" and made a living by selling divination. He is good at painting landscapes, ink bamboo, etc., and the brushwork is used interchangeably with dry and wet brushes, especially good at wet moss, the ink and ink are vast, dripping and strong, and the ink and bamboo are the same, and the style is simple and vigorous.
Yang Kang watched while comparing the antique appreciation knowledge he had learned in the past, comparing and verifying little by little.
Unfortunately, there is only one light in the room that is not bright, and it usually does not hinder anything when used for lighting, but this kind of exquisite eye appreciation of antiques is a little dim.
Almost instinctively, Yang Kang watched while picking up a black flashlight from Guo Fatzi's bedside, and wanted to turn it on and carefully appreciate Wu Zhen's paintings, but at this time, he only heard a loud "pop", his whole body was soft, and he fell to the ground softly.
"Little Prince!" Guo Fatzi, who was busy washing vegetables outside, heard the sound, hurriedly ran in, picked up Yang Kang from the ground, helped him sit down on his bed, and then patted him on the back and shouted, "Are you okay?" ”
Yang Kang came back to his senses at this time, and his whole arm had a tingling and sore feeling, as if there were needles pricked, and he couldn't help but shout: "You...... What's that? ”
That thing looks like a flashlight, huh? How can there be something like a stun baton?
Yang Kang felt that Guo Fatzi and him were in harmony with each other, the first time I saw him, I injured his leg, and he was in pain for several days, this time he came to play with him, he is such a man with three big and five thick, there is an anti-wolf flashlight on the bed? Could it be that who else wants to do something to him?
Guo Fatzi glanced at the flashlight, immediately took it, and asked, "You said this?" ”
"Hmm!" Yang Kang said as he hurriedly shook his arm and exclaimed, "It hurts, why does this thing still have an electric shock function?" Anti-wolf flashlight? ”
He had seen it on Taobao and bought similar things, but he really didn't expect that Guo Fatzi, a big man with three big men and five thick people, actually had such a thing on the bed, and he was not defensive at all. The question is, if he really did something, he would consider himself unlucky, he didn't do anything, he just wanted to appreciate a famous painting, why was he electrified?
The point is that he is a stupid hat, but he has never seen anything like it, he unscrewed the switch and charged himself, fortunately the voltage is very low, but it just makes him hurt for a while, numb for a while, and it is not a big deal.
"This flashlight is what I use to shine on the chickens in the summer." Guo Fatzi gestured for a moment and said with a smile, "The flashlight that is generally bought in the market is not bright enough. ”
Yang Kang felt that he was a fool, and couldn't help asking, "What is a field chicken?" "I wonder in my heart, do you say, chickens raised in the field?
Guo Fatzi smiled mysteriously at him: "I don't know, right? ”
Looking at Guo Fatzi's appearance, Yang Kang almost didn't scold his mother, and immediately said: "If you like to talk about it, just say it, don't say it, hum!" ”
Seeing this, Guo Fatzi couldn't help laughing and said: "I know that you, who grew up in the city, have never eaten field chickens - in your words, field chickens are called frogs, and the meat is delicious and delicious." ”
"You say frogs don't you have it?" Yang Kang shook his head, thinking in his heart, what kind of local dialect is Tian Ji, he doesn't know, and it is also in common sense, is it used to show off?
"I've eaten frogs, and I have to sell them in the vegetable market." Yang Kang said dissatisfiedly, "There's nothing to show off, return the chicken, I thought it was some alien breed." ”
"Hah!" Guo Fatzi couldn't help but laugh, alien breed, he can think of it!
"The frogs sold in the vegetable market are all artificially bred and should be called bullfrogs, and the meat is not delicious." Guo Fatzi shook his head and said.
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