Although the scale of the exchange of fire on the outskirts of Naypyidaw was small, the intensity was not small, and an entire regiment of Bagan government troops was routed, and the number of casualties reached 100. At first, the Bagan government was furious and didn't think much about it, but just wanted to seek justice from the Oriental Kingdom immediately, so it announced the matter as soon as possible, and even added a little water to the casualty figure. But when they received the news that several jewelers who were scheduled to participate in the public sale had canceled their scheduled trips, they realized that they had done something stupid.

The businessmen who can come to participate in the Bagan public market are basically people from several surrounding areas, such as Huaxia Da 6, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, Singapore, Oriental Kingdom, etc., these places are peaceful areas, and they have not heard gunshots for decades. These guys are not like those bloody diamond merchants in Africa, who can trade with their heads tied to AKs, and they value their lives very much, so when they hear about the war, many people are immediately scared and dare not come.

Faced with this situation, the Bagan junta even repented. But it's a pity that it's too late at this time, and the news has already gone out, and I can't change it if I want to. So after they protested fiercely to the Oriental, they had no choice but to sit down and discuss: what should be done about this matter?

Of course, the best way is undoubtedly to quickly get rid of the so-called "Greater East Asia Co-Glory Army", so that everything will be solved, and at most the public market will be delayed for a few days. Unfortunately, this idea is very beautiful, but it is difficult to do, and one of the biggest reasons why the Bagan government moved the capital in the first place is because of the complex terrain here, which can resist the mechanized troops of the Mi army, and is also conducive to defense and guerrilla warfare. So when those more than 30 strong Orientals. After burrowing into the forest with a weapon. They knew it was unlikely that they would be able to catch them anytime soon.

Since you can't catch those people in a short time. Then the jade public market cannot be postponed, because if it takes a long time, it is estimated that the jade merchants who have come will have to be scared back, then this jade public market will be considered a bubble, and this kind of thing is absolutely not allowed to be born for the Bagan government. Don't look at the Bagan government in recent years, the Bagan government has begun to strictly control the export of jadeite, and it has been rumored several times that it will cancel the jadeite public market, but this is just a strategy to speculate on the price of jadeite rough.

You must know that every year, the income of the Emerald Public Market accounts for one-tenth of the entire GDP of Bagan. It is the most important source of military spending for the Bagan military government, and this time the public market is really going to be in vain, so it is estimated that the government army in Bagan will become the first army. So after discussing it, a group of bigwigs of the sub-military government simply decided to open it early, so as not to really scare everyone away when the time comes, and there will be no place to cry when the time comes.

The next morning, it was not yet eight o'clock after breakfast, but there were already a lot of people outside the jewelry center, and it seemed that there were estimated to be tens of thousands. In the long queue, there were two people who wanted to be eye-catching. The people in the front row couldn't help but look back frequently, and from time to time someone took a picture with their mobile phone.

Because the dress of these two people is so special in the crowd in line. I saw one of them wearing a simple monk's robe, with a fat head and big ears, and a smile on his face, like a living Miller Buddha. The other is wearing a purple gold Dao crown and a purple gold gossip robe, surrounded by nine golden crows on the robe, as if coughing cough cough...... cosp1ay's Eastern Emperor Taiyi, or cos's and its failed kind.

"What a gap! Gap! Brother Batian smiled, "No matter how simple I wear it, it is also a monk, no matter how gorgeous you dress, it doesn't look like a true Taoist, at most it is cosp1ay." Honestly, brother! I think that if you stand next to me, it will simply affect my image as a monk! I think you might as well change into something else! Otherwise, someone won't say I'm unprofessional. ”

Belch! To be honest, although Mr. Zhu Da is not very ugly, but I don't know why, wearing ancient costumes is simply miserable, and he has a feeling of being a turtle to the extreme, which is completely incomparable with the temperament of a monk of Brother Batian.

"Get out! You know a! Zhu Run was hit by what he said, and couldn't help but say with a dark face, "I don't wear loose clothes, how will I work later." You don't say cool things to me, I ask you, do you remember what you will do later? "Humph! Brother, can I sue you, is this Taoist robe a personification of a ninth-level protective suit?

When Brother Batian heard this, his fat face quickly collapsed, and he said with a depressed face: "Brother, are you sure that you will fall to the bottom!" Can you sue me sù what is the way you are down, otherwise I have no bottom in my heart! If you really do that, I'm afraid of being taken as a nerve! ”

"Nonsense! Of course I am sure. Zhu Run said angrily, "Are you not sure that I dare to wear it like this?" It's just a ruined image of Tamar, as for what...... Didn't you say you didn't want to know my secrets? Then what else to ask! ”

"But brother!" Brother Batian said with a bitter face, "You have a bottom in your heart, but I don't have a bottom in my heart!" If you fail, you will be properly regarded as a psychopath! Or tell me your secrets! I regret it now, okay? ”

"It's late!" Zhu Run glared at him, "Whoever told you to say it yourself, you are afraid of pain, death, and temptation." You are now one of my top 10 most untrustworthy people, how can I tell you my most important secret. ”

"Top 10 most untrustworthy people?" Brother Batian said with a black line on his face, "Brother! Your words are too exaggerated and hurt my brother's heart. Also, I'm one of the top 10 most untrustworthy people, so who are the remaining nine? ”

"Alas~" Zhu Run sighed, looked at him with a heavy face, and said, "Originally, I didn't want to say it, but since you asked, I also said it, actually...... I haven't found the remaining nine. ”

"Get out!" Brother Batian said angrily, "I am the one you don't trust!" ”

"Well! Juvenile! Zhu Run patted him on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Let's live!" You're barely qualified. ”

"The devil wants this bird qualification of yours!" Brother Batian rolled his eyes, then his eyes suddenly lit up, he looked behind him and said, "Huh! Elder brother! The shy girl is coming! ”

Zhu Run turned his head when he heard this, only to see Zhang Yiyi and Xiaoyun walking over with a group of people getting out of the car.

"Hey! Over here! Decepticon beckoned happily, "Shy girl." The Sprinkle family is here. ”

"What are you calling nonsense!" Zhu Run hurriedly pulled his hand down. Reprimanded him in a low voice. "You are a monk now, pay attention to your image, don't laugh like a thief picking flowers, what will you do later? Cha! You're still laughing, and your saliva is pouring out. ”

"Hey!" Brother Batian waved his hand over there again, then wiped the saliva from his mouth, and complained, "Brother! You're really full, you don't know how hungry you are, and you're hungry. The best friend of the Sprinkle family so far is still Miss Wu, and now that she has the opportunity to contact a beautiful girl, can she seize the opportunity? Hi! Shy girl, sprinkle home here. ”

"I'm a hairy man!" Zhu Run said with a dark face, "Lao Tzu is also single now, okay?" I don't have a problem with you looking for a girl, but you can't be too hungry, right? People are not yet adults, okay? ”

"Thorny!" Brother Batian took a sip of saliva and said with a smile, "Where am I hungry?" Sixteen years old is not young, and the so-called Lori has three good, and the clean voice is soft and easy to push down. Hey! Thorny! ”

Zhu Run shook his head and glanced at him disdainfully: "Beast! ”

"Cut! Beasts are beasts! Decepticon pursed his lips disdainfully. Then he laughed loudly and beckoned, "Shy girl, the sprinkle family is here." ”

When the people next to him saw this scene, they all talked about it with disdain.

"Bang! Where did the bald donkey come from! Laughing so lewdly in broad daylight that it blinded my kryptonite eyes. ”

"That's it, that little girl is obviously still young, this monk is obviously ill-intentioned! It's just a world of decline. ”

"I think it must be a fake monk! Now there are many fake monks in China, and this estimate is eighty percent! I'll go! I thought this was a monk, but I didn't expect it to be a parallel import. ”

Brother Deception glared at those people when he heard this.

"Huh! This monk looks so familiar, as if he has seen it somewhere......"

Belch! Brother Batian froze when he heard this, slanted his eyes and glanced at it, and his fat face suddenly shook. He recognized it, the person who said this, just went to the temple last month to offer incense, and he fooled people into giving an extra 30,000 yuan for incense, and he also got a commission of 3,000 yuan from it, of course, he was impressed.

Brother Batian withdrew his gaze weakly, and then the expression on his face adjusted slightly, and immediately became solemn. The lewd smile on his face suddenly magically turned into the smile of Miller Buddha as if he had seen through the world, and his clear eyes showed a compassionate and compassionate color. All the chattering voices fell silent at once, and he looked at the goods with a dumbfounded face, and was speechless for a moment. At this moment, the surging Peng Batian, who was extremely unhealthy in thought, instantly seemed to be possessed by the Buddha and became a generation of monks.

"Bang! Let's hang this product! This little expression has become an actor! Zhu Run wiped his eyes with his hands, and his face was covered with black lines.

At this time, Zhang Yiyi also saw Brother Batian, who was dressed in a monk's robe, and was overjoyed, and shouted loudly from afar: "It's you!" Flower Monk! Why are you alone, Zhu Da liar? ”

Zhang Yiyi was still more than 20 meters away from them, so this "flower monk" couldn't help shouting a little louder, and almost everyone in line heard it. At that moment, someone discussed: "It turns out that this monk is really not a serious monk, you see that other people's little ladies call him 'Flower Monk', and I don't know how to be dirty on weekdays!" Ah Mida Buddha, it's really blind Buddha's kryptonite dog cough cough...... Buddha's Eye. ”

"Ugh!" Brother Batian's face stiffened, and he forced a smile, "This benefactor, the poor monk is not called a flower monk, the poor monk has a ...... name."

"Cut! You are the flower monk! Zhang Yiyi pursed her lips disdainfully, and then led Xiaoyun all the way over.

"I'm really not a flower monk," Brother Batian looked at Zhu Run with a tearless look on his face, and said in a sad voice, "Brother! Why don't you tell me about your big-breasted girl, don't slander my reputation again, okay? I'm still a virgin in the Sprinkle family, where did I spend it, and if I was slandered like this by her again, can the Sprinkle family still play happily with the girls? ”

"Get out! What do you mean by 'My Big Breasted Girl?' Zhu Run said angrily, "I'm not as beastly as you, and I still want to attack such a young girl." Hum! Besides, even if people don't call you 'Flower Monk', will there be girls playing happily with you? ”

"The surname is Zhu," Brother Batian glared angrily and said angrily, "Expose people without revealing shortcomings, beating people without slapping their faces, be careful that the Sprinkle family fights with you!" ”

"Cut!" Zhu Run glanced at him disdainfully, "Let's wait until you finish losing weight!" Otherwise...... Hmph, the fat bath is a person who can't even see the little brother. You still want to fight with me. Let's practice for another 100 years! ”

"You!" Decepticon was half angry and half dead. shook the fat on his body, and said angrily, "The surname is Zhu, the Sprinkle family will definitely ...... this time."

"Hey!" At this time, Zhang Yiyi walked over and patted Brother Batian's shoulder, and said curiously, "'Flower Monk', what are you doing?" Where did the big Zhu liar go? ”

When Brother Batian heard this, he immediately turned around with a smile on his face and said, "Ugh! It's Yiyi! Hello! Hello! Yes! Sister Xiaoyun is also here. Belch! This and that...... The air is so nice in the morning! Hahaha! What's that...... Hahaha!" I don't know what's going on. Brother Batian, who has always been articulate, every time he meets a girl he likes, he will lose his square inches, and he will only giggle loudly.

The two little girls were puzzled by his sudden smirk, and Xiaoyun took a step back vigilantly, with a nervous expression.

"Ugh!" Brother Decepticon's laughter stopped abruptly, and his face immediately became bitter.

Not! I knew it was going to be like this, and I deserved to be lonely for the rest of my life! Zhu Run glanced at him with a black line on his face, then walked out from the side and said with a smile: "Yiyi, Xiaoyun!" You're here too! ”

"Ahh The two women saw him suddenly come out to say hello. They were all taken aback, but when they looked closely, it turned out to be Zhu Run.

"Poof! Hahaha! The two girls burst out laughing.

"Hahaha! Zhu Da liar. What kind of dress are you? Zhang Yiyi squatted down with a smile, "Hahaha!" I'm laughing to death, you're wearing this...... Hahaha! Your clothes are good, but when you wear them, it's like the kind of dragon set that comes out and dies in martial arts movies! No wonder I didn't even see you just now! It turned out that I ignored it directly. Hahaha! Ah! Laughing, my stomach hurts to death. ”

Xiao Yun glanced at him when she heard this, and then squatted down with a smile, but she was too embarrassed to laugh out loud, so she blushed and snorted there.

"Is it that funny?" Zhu Run glanced at them depressedly, and then looked at the Taoist robe on his body, but he made him even more depressed, because he was really like the kind of dragon set in martial arts movies that would die when he came out.

"Haha! Ahem! Zhang Yiyi finally suppressed her smile a little, stood up and said with a smile, "Zhu is a big liar!" I said, what the hell are you doing today? Why are you dressed like this? ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Zhu Run coughed when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Zhang Yiyi! In the future, don't call the poor road like this, so as not to tarnish the poor road and clear the name. Recently, the poor road watched the stars at night, suddenly had an epiphany of heaven, realized the common people, and had taken refuge in the Sanqing seat, and now he also got a Taoist name, called: Chong and real people! You can call me Chong and Zhenren, or you can call me Zhu Zhenren. ”

"You're a fart!" Zhang Yiyi rolled her eyes and said, "Surely you don't know who you want to fool?" only to pretend to be a Taoist priest. ”

"Ugh! Hahaha! How is that possible, how can I want to lie to someone? Zhu Run smiled when he heard this, then suddenly reacted and glared at her angrily, "What do you mean by 'again' deception?" When did my Mr. Zhu Da deceive someone? ”

"Humph!" Zhang Yiyi glanced at him and said, "Don't you have it?" ”

"Of course not!" Zhu Run said confidently, "That time it was just your own misunderstanding. ”

"Good! If you don't, you don't have it! Zhang Yiyi rolled her eyes at him, and then smiled: "Then my Zhu Dazhenren, since you are now a Taoist priest, what will you do?" Let's talk about it for this beautiful girl? ”

"Humph!" Zhu Run straightened his chest and said, "I'm not afraid to sue you, since I realized the common people, all the sons of the hundred schools, the doctors are like the stars, and there is no doubt that they are not all fine." The best thing is fortune telling, one calculation is accurate, and there is no difference. ”

"Cut! You don't fool me! Zhang Yiyi pursed her lips, "I don't believe it!" ”

"How so!" Zhu Run smiled faintly, "I said that I can tell fortunes, then it is absolutely true." If you don't believe it, stretch out your hand and I'll show you. ”

"Good!" Zhang Yiyi glanced at him, then stretched out his hand and said with a 'cruel smile': "Then you can help me do the math!" If you can't count for sure...... Hey! The old lady will never spare you. ”

"No problem!" Zhu Run smiled and grabbed her hand and said, "I absolutely ......"

"Wait, wait! And me! Xiaoyun suddenly walked up as well, stretched out his hand with a shy, and said weakly, "Help me count it too!" ”

"Good!" Zhu Run glanced at her and said with a smile, "No problem!" ”

"Ugh! Two girls," Brother Batian stepped forward with a look of shame when he saw this, and said with a smile, "Actually, I'm also proficient in fortune-telling, why don't I show the two girls a palmistry?" ”

"Get out!" The two girls glared at him angrily, and Zhang Yiyi scolded even more, "You flower monk, you always like to trick other little girls into palmistry, don't you know when you are an old lady?" How far away is how far to die. ”

"Me!" Brother Decepticon's fat face stepped across, shrank to the side and drew circles.

"Huh! Zhu big liar! Zhang Yiyi stretched out her hand and smiled, "You can help me see it now." ”

"Hmmm! Good! Zhu Run nodded, then took her hand and looked at it carefully, frowned for a while, and said, "You are ...... palmistry."

"What's wrong with my palmistry?"

"You palmistry," Zhu Run shook his head, "Not good!" It's really bad! ”

Zhang Yiyi said unhappily when she heard this; "Nonsense! What's wrong with my palmistry? ”

"Not good! Not good indeed! Zhu Run glanced at her chest and sighed, "Big breasts!" Big bras."

"A bad omen?" Zhang Yiyi was taken aback, "What kind of bad omen?" ”

"This ......" Zhu Run glanced at her chest again, and then frowned, "It's hard to say, although I saw a big breast, but I couldn't see it clearly through a layer of things!" ”

"Really?" Zhang Yiyi glanced at him suspiciously, "You can still see the evil omen?" ”

"Of course! It's just that it's not very clear. Zhu Run said, "Xiaoyun! Let me take a look at your palmistry. ”

"Oh!" Xiao Yun stretched out his hand with a red face, looked at him expectantly, and whispered, "How is my palmistry?" ”

"You!" Zhu Run glanced at her and said with a smile, "You are different from her, you don't have a chest...... I mean, you don't have a bad omen. ”

"I don't have ......a chest," Xiaoyun's face turned red, and then immediately turned black.

"Zhu big liar! How dare you play tricks on the old lady? Zhang Yiyi also understood at this time, and her teeth clucked: "It's still a bad omen?" The old lady will let you have a catastrophe today, Zhu Da liar, you will die! ”

"Hahaha!" Zhu Run laughed dryly, "Just kidding! Meeting jokes! Hey! The public market has begun, so what...... I'll go in first, and we'll talk later! Well, hurry back and get in line! Bow! With that, the thing shrank down and went with the crowd.

"Damn! Zhu big liar! Zhang Yiyi jumped to his feet angrily and shouted, "You wait for me, I'll clean you up later!" ”

"Hey, hey!" Zhu Run glanced back at her, swaggered into the jewelry center with a dry laugh.

"And say I'm a beast? I think you're a beast! Both girls are underage! Beast! Brother Batian scolded indignantly and followed into the jewelry center. (To be continued......)

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