Chapter 421: Morning News
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There are five days left until the 23rd day of the 10th lunar month, the day of the seven killings.
It was a sunny autumn day, the fallen leaves outside the window covered the eyes of the range, and the plant defense formation that Sister Furong had laid couldn't resist the changes of the seasons, all of them withered, and were removed by Sister Furong's methods, and even the mole spirit Dudu had already returned to Xishan and was ready to hibernate.
I got up and looked out the window in a daze, and my heart suddenly became a little depressed, what was it for? I once experienced a qiē, for some reason, at this time, it was a little blurry.
Is it real, is it an illusion, or is it a dream?
The underworld, the gods, the ghosts, the elves, these ethereal things that only appear in their own stories, really appear in this world, in their own lives?
When he woke up, he seemed to have some amnesia, or he was dazed, sitting there in a daze, with a lot of thoughts in his heart, until Dou E's call came from the living room, and he suddenly came back to his senses, it was time to have breakfast
Well, this qiē is all true, and the category accepted this fact with some chagrin, but when he walked into the living room, he ran this kind of love out of the clouds.
The table is full of hearty breakfasts, including porridge buns, soy milk fritters, fried eggs, pot stickers, and side dishes, which look dazzling and lively.
The category was dumbfounded, looked at Dou E and asked, "Cousin, are you preparing a loose meal, and you will go back to Gao Laozhuang after eating?" ”
Dou E pursed her lips and smiled: "What nonsense, I just went to the morning market today, Brother Lu wanted to eat everything when he saw it, so he bought it all back, I thought, there are many of us anyway." If you buy it, you should not have anything left, rest assured, it won't be wasted. ”
"Well, I didn't think that much. With Brother Lu here, I can't buy as much as I want, I'm relieved of this."
While the two were talking, Xiao Mao ran out of nowhere, approached Dou E, and stood on tiptoe. Raising his head to look at the table, Dou E smiled and picked it up, Xiao Mao only glanced at it, and when he saw that there was no meat, he drooped his head in disappointment, and snorted in his throat. Shows dissatisfaction.
Dou E hurriedly took out a bag of pork ribs from the kitchen, lowered her head and said to Xiao Mao: "Don't worry, you should eat something light early, you can't get up and eat braised pork, right?" You see, I bought pork ribs, and if it's okay, we'll eat it at noon. If you're in a hurry, let's get a piece first? ”
Dou E took out a piece of raw pork ribs from the bag, handed it over with a smile, who knew that Xiao Mao's face showed a look of disgust, and he didn't even look at it, turned around and ran away.
Category smiled: "I can't see it, this guy doesn't eat raw meat yet, does he know that raw meat is unclean, or does he think it tastes bad and delicious?" ”
Lu Bu staggered down from the upper floor, and said as he walked, "What is there that can't be eaten with raw meat?" Xiaomao is hypocritical. At first glance, I have never had a dog. You know, eating raw meat is the most beneficial, you look at those tigers and leopards, which one doesn't eat raw meat? Each body is great, and the food is delicious. ”
Dou E covered her mouth and smiled: "Brother Lu is talking nonsense again." Xiaomao was originally a dog, how could he have had a dog? Besides, how can raw meat be as delicious as cooked meat? ”
The category nodded and said: "I agree with Brother Lu's words, in fact, people just toss themselves, make this nutrition and that match, health care and medicine, but raise their bodies delicately, can't stand a little wind and rain, people vulture hyenas eat rotten meat every day, and I don't see any diarrhea."
Liu Bei just sat down and picked up a bun on the side, and when he heard what he said, he turned his head and glared and said: "Go and go, can you not talk about such a disgusting topic when you eat, people are the primates of all things, can they be compared with animals?" When you eat braised pork and eat a mouth full of oil, how can you not envy the hyena who gnaws on rotten meat? ”
The category rolled his eyes: "I'm sick, I envy it so much"
The whole family started to eat with a smile, but Lu Bu was not very interested in this kind of meatless breakfast, and after eating casually, he walked to the sand and turned on the TV.
The morning news was playing on the TV, and the host's clear voice sounded in the living room
"The latest news of this station, in order to strengthen the management of the city's funeral supplies market, promote the construction of socialist material civilization and spiritual civilization, standardize funeral behavior, advocate civilized sacrifices, build a harmonious city, further strengthen urban civilization and environmental governance, and promote the construction of spiritual civilization in our city, yesterday afternoon, the municipal party committee and municipal government decided to carry out a three-month comprehensive management of funeral services, this measure will block the rise of feudal superstition from the source"
Category was listening intently, Lu Bu sneered, and said: "Feudal superstition, it's really ridiculous, according to what they say, our existence is feudal superstition, hey, why can't people be a little awe of unknown things?" Do you have to wait until you die to believe it? Boring, change the channel"
Lu Bu changed the channel casually, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't move, don't move, change back!" ”
"What's so nice about that? It's almost calisthenics time" Lu Bu muttered and refused to change back, and pressed the stage down, looking for his favorite aerobics show to watch in the morning
"Come out, what's so nice about calisthenics" category rushed over and grabbed the remote control, and pressed back to the morning news just now.
"From tomorrow, the pattern formed by the funeral supplies street on Chengbei Road for many years will be broken, this station will continue to track and report, today's morning news is here, thank you for watching."
The category was stunned to watch the host on the TV start to clean up the manuscript, and rows of letters appeared on the screen, muttering: "It's over, people are off work"
He turned around and glared at Lu Bu and said, "Just you are making trouble, I didn't hear the most critical place!" ”
Lu Bu didn't understand yet, so he was stunned: "What is the key point?" Isn't it talking about managing the funeral market, and what does it have to do with you? ”
"Nonsense, it has nothing to do with me, it has something to do with the Geography Hall! Didn't you hear, even the funeral street has to be managed, and I don't know whether to relocate or crack down, in short, the geopolitical hall must not have a good life this time, you say, do we have anything to do with this? ”
"Well, that seems to have something to do with it, but what about that?"
"How? You wait, I'll call Shangguan and ask, hehe, I dare to say, this matter must have something to do with them"