Chapter 178: I'm Drunk Thinking About It

"Isn't he going to leave yet?" In the courtyard of a heavily guarded villa, an eighty-year-old man asked in a casual tone as if he were lying on a wicker chair basking in the sun.

Standing beside the old man was a lieutenant general, but at this moment, cold sweat was constantly breaking out on his head, because with his understanding of the old man in front of him, the more casual the other party's tone, the greater the anger in the other party's heart.

"Yes! Checkmate! "He doesn't look like he's going to leave at all, and he's ......."

"And what?"

"And ......," the lieutenant general struggled to organize his words, before he said in embarrassment, "In the past two days, he has been unraveling the rough stones he bought and auctioning them live in the hotel, and the proceeds have exceeded 1 billion euros." ”

"What? More than 1 billion euros! The old man, who had been careless, stood up suddenly, and said angrily, "Rubbish! Who promised me that he would leave soon? One billion euros! Our annual military expenditure is only 400 million yuan. That's our military spending for three years! Why don't you stop him from going to auction? ”

"I'm sorry! Checkmate! The lieutenant general said with a frightened face, "I didn't expect him to stay, let alone an auction on the spot!" Based on my understanding of the Chinese people, I originally thought that as long as we scared him, he would leave, but I didn't expect ......"

"I'm asking why didn't you stop him from doing the auction?" The old man said angrily, "Do you think that after those Huaxia people bought his jadeite, it would be difficult for them to have the financial resources to participate in the next public market?" ”

"General! It's not that I don't want to stop it! The lieutenant general said with a bitter face, "But as long as the jadeite is out of the public market, it is already legal, and their transfer is also private, and we can't stop it if we want to!" ”

"This ......" the old man was speechless when he heard this, and then scolded stupidly, "Waste! So you can't help it? Since their deal is real, you can't make them pay taxes! ”

"Ugh! Checkmate! The lieutenant general said embarrassedly, "There have been conventions for decades, and besides, when they bring jade back to China, they also have to pay import taxes." If we really do this, no one will dare to gamble on stones in the future. ”

"Rubbish! Rubbish! The old man jumped to his feet angrily and scolded, "You're a waste!" ”

"Yes! Be! Be! The lieutenant general didn't dare to refute, so he wiped his cold sweat and said, "But general! This is not entirely a bad thing, as long as we announce the results of his calcite, we will definitely be able to attract a bunch of Chinese tyrants to come over, and when we restart the public market, the market will definitely be even hotter. ”

"Publish it?" The old man frowned and said, "What about the jade watermelon?" If the results of the calcite are to be announced, the jade watermelon will definitely be announced, so what should I do then? How can we ......?"

"Don't worry, General!" The lieutenant general said confidently, "In the past two days, under the pretext of investigating the 'gunfire incident', we have confiscated the mobile phones of all the Chinese people and deleted the content of the jade watermelon in their mobile phones. At the same time, we also deliberately suspended the communication service to ensure that no one could send photos and videos of the Emerald Watermelon. And when we announce his calcite results, we can do so without mentioning his name or having his photo appear in any media. In this way, if we do it at that time, the impact will be minimized, and people will take it as a rumor after a long time. ”

"Hmm!" The old man thought for a moment when he heard this, and finally nodded, "This is a good idea, but you have to be careful when you do it, it is best to screen the mobile phones of Huaxia people again, and not a single photo can flow out!" In the past few years, information has become more and more developed, if it were more than ten years ago...... Hum! Where does it take so much effort! What is it to disappear casually? Well, you let people force him to go as soon as possible, and you can't let him stay in Bagan any longer. If he stays here, the more influence he will have in the circle of those Huaxia jade merchants, and the more troublesome it will be to deal with it later. ”

"Yes General!" The lieutenant general said, "I will definitely get this done as soon as possible." When the time comes, I will definitely keep the jade watermelon, and I will let him spit out the 1 billion euros, which is our Bagan thing, and no one can take it. ”

"Hmmm! Very good! The old man nodded with satisfaction, and then sighed, "Naturally generated jade jade watermelon, a world-class national treasure!" This thing must stay in our Bagan, as long as this jade watermelon is there, we can attract more people to participate in our Emerald public market in Bagan every year. When the time comes, it's time for the price of our rough to rise. Well, after the public market reopens in two days, I will double the reserve price of all rough stones. ”

"Yes!" The lieutenant general agreed, and then said with a smile, "The general is wise, anyway, the people of Huaxia are rich, and the jade that that person opened this time is so good, no matter how expensive it is, they won't buy it." ”

"If only you understood!" The old man nodded, then suddenly asked, "That's right! What's going on with the gunshots, and the investigation hasn't yielded any results? ”

"This ......," the lieutenant general hesitated and said, "It's strange to investigate, judging from the video at the scene, several soldiers did open fire, and the testimony of the Huaxia people also confirmed this." And there were a lot of bullet casings on the ground, but no one was shot, and no bullets were found, so we slowed down the video by more than 30 times and still found nothing. However, the soldiers insisted that the Chinese monk was a master, and the bullets they fired with ** force were gone, and it was the Buddha who appeared. ”

"The apparition of the Buddha?" The old man scoffed at this, "You also believe this, the monk can't withstand the bullet, and the Buddha can't stop the cannon." You don't really think it's the Buddha apparitions, do you? ”

"This ...... Of course I don't believe it. The lieutenant general laughed awkwardly when he heard this. For politicians, the clan belief is just a tool, because political necessity will be believed. Just like the Greens all over the world, ordinary civilians are certainly the most religious, while it is the Middle Eastern tyrants who are the ruling class who break the law the most. For example, Obama's full name is Barack? Hussein? Obama, as you can tell from his name, the ancestors of this thing were all Greens, but now Mr. Obama is a Protestant Christian.

"So what's your conclusion?"

"After an on-site investigation," said the lieutenant general after a moment's hesitation, "we think they may have fired empty cartridges!" ”

"Empty cartridges?" The old man also frowned, "Those soldiers can be regarded as veterans!" Don't they even know if they're using empty cartridges? And when they receive the bullets, won't the quartermaster remind them? ”

"This ...... Very strange indeed, and we are intensifying our investigation! ”

"Hmm!" The old man replied somehow, and then said, "What about the monk?" It is said that at that time, he let out a loud roar that stunned everyone at the scene, is there such a thing? ”

"Yes! "However, after we asked the Chinese people, those Chinese people said in unison that this monk practiced a kind of Chinese kung fu called 'lion's roar', and many Chinese people blocked his door for the past two days to ask for apprenticeship!" ”

"'Lion's roar'? Chinese Kung Fu? The old man frowned. He naturally knows about Chinese kung fu, as Bruce Lee, who spread Chinese kung fu to the world, and he is a contemporary, he has naturally watched Bruce Lee's movies, but is this lion roaring...... As a general who was killed from blood and fire, he naturally didn't believe it.

"Forget it!" The old man thought for a moment and said, "Let's go here for all these investigations first!" Let those Chinese merchants go, as for the monk...... Can it not involve him, the strength does not involve him, after all, most of us Bagan people believe in Buddhism, and it will have a bad impact if it is spread out. Your main task now is to solve the problem of the jade watermelon first, and you can't delay it any longer, and reopen the public market as soon as you solve this matter. ”

"Yes!" The lieutenant general saluted and said, "I'll let someone do it right away and force him to leave Bagan as soon as possible." ”

"Hmmm! Very good! Go ahead! ”

"Yes!" The lieutenant general saluted again, and then withdrew.

The old man didn't reply, just waved his hand, and then lay back on the chaise longue and closed his eyes to recuperate. He didn't notice that on a landscape tree not far from him, a strange-shaped beetle rested quietly on it, and a faint light flashed in its eyes from time to time......

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At the same time, in the large conference room of a hotel a few kilometers away from the villa, an auction was going on.

After transporting the jadeite watermelon back to the hotel that day, Chu Yun-fat not only did not accept Hu Beihao's advice to leave Naypyidaw as soon as possible, but also began to dissolve the stone and auction the jadeite in a high-profile manner. Of course, what is unraveled now is naturally not the batch of jade rough stones of the customer service girl, but Zhu Yunfa recreated it.

This time, after referring to the demand of the jadeite market, Chu Yun-fat readjusted the proportion of various high-grade jadeite, so as not to cause the collapse of the entire high-grade jadeite market. Rao is so, the three consecutive days of auctions have accumulated a huge amount of money for him more than a billion euros, and a small half of the jadeite in his hand has not been sold.

"Humph! And so it was! Fortunately, I didn't rush to leave, and they deliberately tried to force me to leave Bagan, and then look for an opportunity to attack me again. Through the eyes of the beetle, Zhu Yunfa, who saw the scene in the villa, smiled secretly and coldly, "The outside world says that this old guy has retired, and now it seems that it is this old guy who really holds the power of Bagan. "He bought this beetle on the spur of his mind out of the jewel, and after he bought it, he kept an eye on the Sanda major, and then found the villa by the vine. As for this old man, he is the real real power figure in Bagan, and it is rumored that he has retired as a general.

"It's just ......" Thinking of this, he couldn't help frowning: "It's strange, what do they want to do?" If I leave Bagan, I will definitely go directly to Huaxia, so what do they want to do? And when should I start? Stumped ......"

"O virtuous son-in-law! 250 million! Look! It's already called 250 million! Suddenly, someone yelled excitedly in his ear, waking him up from his thoughts.

When Zhu Yunfa heard this, he subconsciously looked at the auction table in front of him, and saw Hu Beihao, who was temporarily acting as an auctioneer, yelling with a red face: "Two hundred and fifty million for the third time!" Now someone is bidding 250 million, will anyone still increase the price? Dragonstone jadeite, at least three pairs of bracelets, more than a dozen rings or pendants, is there really no one to add it? Three-two-one! Is there really no one to raise the price anymore? ”

The people who participated in this auction were some powerful jewelers and local tyrants who came to visit, although they did not dare to buy Zhu Yun-fat's priceless jade jade watermelon, but they did not have any pressure to buy the jadeite that he solved later.

"Smack!" Hu Beihao knocked on the wooden hammer heavily, pointed to a person at the scene and said, "Congratulations! This gentleman, this jadeite of the dragon stone species now belongs to you. Next! Glutinous jadeite, the reserve price is 100,000, does anyone bid......"

"Your sister's virtuous son-in-law!" Chu Yun-fat withdrew his gaze from the auction table, then turned his head to look at the man with a dark face, and glared angrily, "What year!" Some people still call it that! You did it on purpose! ”

"I've told you everything!" That person was Zhang Yiyi's father, and I saw him saying with a smile, "My sister will be your aunt in the future, you are not my sister's virtuous son-in-law, but my virtuous son-in-law!" ”

“……”

"Virtuous son-in-law!" Zhang Yiyidi's father boasted, "Let me tell you, don't feel wronged, after you take my daughter, it will definitely make a lot of money!" You see my daughter is well-read, not only is she beautiful, but she also has a gentle personality, and she is really ...... with a lantern."

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Zhu Yunfa said with black lines on his face, "Uncle! Are the person you're talking about really the same person as your daughter? Anyway, you also have some self-knowledge, right? ”

"This ...... Ahem! Zhang Yiyi's father blushed and said with a dry smile, "It's all a matter of personal feelings, I think my daughter is very gentle." ”

"Gentle, you're big!" Zhu Yunfa rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said with a look of contempt, "You can say this because you can't say it, it's not dark yet, and you dare to talk nonsense!" ”

"Nonsense, where am I talking nonsense," Zhang Yiyi's father said cheekily, "My daughter has always been the gentle...... Ahem! In short, even if I don't talk about this, my daughter is full of advantages. Look at my daughter's face, it's okay to hit 90 points! Looking at her figure again, it's definitely a hundred points! And my daughter has been stupid since she was a child, and she has always been very coaxing, how much heart you have to save when you get married in the future! In other words, where do you find such a high-quality beauty who is both beautiful and stupid, and her father is still very rich? ”

"Uncle!" Zhu Yunfa looked at him in a cold sweat and complained, "Where's your discipline!" Your daughter is beautiful and has a good figure, but she has a stupid brain...... Uncle, I don't see many women, don't fool me, you don't know your daughter? Don't tell me, you don't know that your daughter is very small-minded, and she is still a little small-bellied, and revenge never sleeps overnight. ”

"Who's to say it isn't!" Zhang Yiyi's father felt like a confidant when he heard this, and subconsciously sighed, "That's why I want to marry her early!" It's rare to meet a young man with a lot of money, and it seems that he can talk to her again, so don't hurry up and start in the future...... Ahem, ahem! What's that! Son-in-law, in fact, I think the most important thing is that I have a common language with you! ”

"I have a common language with you!" Zhu Yunfa's face turned black to ashes, "The ghost has a common language with you, am I very familiar with you?" ”

"Don't say that!" Zhang Yiyi's father said, "Virtuous son-in-law, we are actually all gentlemen......"

"Your sister! When did I become a gentleman? ”

"Don't deny it!" Zhang Yiyi's father said with a smile, "I used all the methods you used to chase women back then, and I used all the methods of sending cars and gems back then!" You see, your father-in-law and I are very open-minded, and if you go out in the future, I promise to stand by your side. ”

"Uncle!" A drop of cold sweat dripped from Zhu Yunfa's head, and he said with an embarrassed face, "By the way, are you sure that Yiyi is really your own?" She can't have picked it up, right? ”

"Nonsense! Of course she is my own child," Zhang Yiyi's father reprimanded, and then said with a smile, "But everyone is a man!" Find out! If you had been born twenty years earlier, you would definitely be able to become good buddies with your father-in-law, but it's not too late, my father-in-law and I are only forty this year, and I am still very young. The so-called four irons of life, have carried guns together, prostitutes together, and I will take you to see your father-in-law another day. Heaven and earth are closed, but I know that there is a new ...... Oops! Who pulled my ears...... Hahahaha! What's that! Wife, I've drunk too much and talked nonsense, hahaha! ”

"Humph! Heaven and earth! Hum! Another one has opened! Zhang Yiyi's stepmother, who didn't know when she came out, gritted her teeth and sneered at him a few times, and then turned around and left.

"Don't go! Wife! Zhang Yiyi's father hurriedly stood up and chased after him and shouted, "I just said nonsense!" Ay! Listen to me! You wait for me! Feed! ”

He chased after him while shouting, and after chasing a few steps, he seemed to remember something again, and suddenly ran back quickly and patted Zhu Yunfa on the shoulder, squeezed his eyes at him and smiled: "Virtuous son-in-law!" Just had such a nice chat with you! That's it! I'll take you to see it another day, buddy, I'll go first! ”

"Wait for me! Wife! Listen to me! After he finished speaking, he didn't wait for Zhu Yunfa to answer, shouted and turned around and chased after him

"That's it!" Zhu Yunfa was as big as a fight when he heard the words, "Who had a good chat with you?" Your sister's! You're a weird man! ”

"Poof!" Brother Batian, who had been sitting next to him and watching coldly, couldn't hold back anymore at this time, and burst into laughter, "Hahaha!" The four irons of life! Hahaha! Another day, my father-in-law will take you to see it! Hahaha! Brother Fa, if you want me to say that if you meet such a father-in-law, you will take his daughter! Hahaha! Oops! Oh my belly! If the Sprinkle family meets such a father-in-law in the future, it will really be drunk to think about. ”

"Get out! Who is my father-in-law? I have a Mao relationship with him? Zhu Yunfa slapped his bald head angrily, "Go to sleep, and don't be unable to get up again when you work at night." ”

"Huh?" Brother Batian's eyes lit up, and he quickly stopped laughing, and asked in a low voice, "Do you still have to work tonight?" ”

"Hmm!" Zhu Yunfa nodded solemnly, "It's almost over tonight, I took a look, there are still thirteen coordinates left, but five of them have been determined to be the bank's vault, and the remaining eight ...... When the time comes, if you move faster, you should be able to do it overnight. ”

"I see!" The golden light flashed in Brother Batian's little eyes, and he said in a deep voice, "Then I'll go to sleep right away!" Call me again in the evening! ”

"Hmm!" Zhu Yunfa nodded when he heard this, and then began to close his eyes and recuperate, there are still many things to do tonight...... rs

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