Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Pit
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"Hey, hey! Wake up! The customer service girl squatted next to Zhu Run, poked him with her fingers that couldn't actually touch him, and said something in her mouth, "Zhu Run! Zhu Run! The soul is back! The Soul Returns! "Hmm. This girl seems to have recently turned to ghost stories again. Merely...... You are really not afraid of scaring the living directly into ghosts by doing this with a 3D image that looks like a female ghost?
After a full three minutes, Zhu Run woke up leisurely.
He opened his eyes and looked at himself in some confusion, as if wondering why he was lying on the ground. Then he saw the transparent figure floating beside him again, his heart shrank suddenly, and he suddenly reacted, and screamed: "Ghost! Then with a "whoosh", he jumped into the corner of the wall as quickly as a rabbit, and said tremblingly: "You, you, don't come here, I don't know you, don't come to me." If you have any grievances, you can find the police uncle, and if you have difficulties, you can find the police.
Yes! That's right! I know a police officer named Lao Liu, who is handsome, has a good character, and has a sense of responsibility. Or...... Why don't you go find him! ”
Well! I don't know if Comrade Liu will be grateful to him if he knows that Zhu Run helped him introduce business to the female ghost so enthusiastically.
"Ahh Do I look like a ghost? The customer service girl looked at herself unconsciously, "This is a 3D image that the queen ordered for 10,000 star coins." ”
"Your Majesty!?" Zhu Run was stunned when he heard this familiar voice, then looked at the other party, and suddenly pointed at her and said in disbelief: "You, you are an intelligent customer service, King of the Mountain?" Hill? ”
"Nasty! Don't call me the King of the Mountain," the customer service girl said madly, "Call me Queen!" ”
"Y-You're really a hill?" Zhu Run's eyes widened and said, "When did you have a body?" ”
"Well! Hawkers! Isn't making money just for spending? The customer service girl waved her hand proudly, "How about it, this is the customer service girl who spent 10,000 star coins to apply, and then designed it herself." How's that, isn't it pretty? It's a one-to-one ratio with the humans of the earth! Unfortunately, it's only a 3D image. ”
"Whew! You are indeed the king of the mountain. Zhu Run breathed a sigh of relief, and then suddenly became angry, "Beautiful, you're a big-headed ghost!" Haven't you ever looked in the mirror? The hair is scattered, the face is pale, and the most important thing is translucent. Stumped, do you want to cospLay Sadako? “
"This ...... Just thought about it! The customer service girl smiled brightly, "I just looked at what a ghost is on the Internet, and I feel that Sadako is so stylish and cute." Can't help but really want to cospLay it. ”
Sadako...... Lovely? Zhu Run's head was full of black lines, "What kind of aesthetic are you?" Nima, who thinks Sadako is cute, doesn't she think that the three views are slightly crooked? ”
Well! and an intelligent program to discuss aesthetics, these three views also seem to be ......
"Well! Don't care about the details, the customer service girl shook her hand, "At most, I've changed my image, how about you look at this." As soon as the customer service girl's voice fell, the 3D image was fine-tuned, and then ...... "Poof!" Zhu Run's two lines of nosebleeds flowed.
"It's ...... Sister Kurai? Zhu Run's eyes immediately straightened, and looking at the smooth image in front of him, his saliva secretion accelerated. In other words, although I have seen a lot of films, I have never seen real people, and now what I see in front of me is a one-to-one 3D projection, and the pixels are still so clear and clear......
Zhu Run looked at this 3D image with a lewd face, and then looked all the way, showing off his eyebrows, cherry lips, crisp chest, lower abdomen, and navel......
"Goo-dong!" Zhu Run swallowed heavily. And then......
"! What a cheat! Zhu Run's face darkened, and he couldn't help scolding, "Why is there a mosaic!" How can there be a mosaic! I said, can you cheat a little more! ”
The customer service girl turned back into Sadako with a "swish", covered her mouth with her sleeve and smiled: "An! Ann! Don't worry about the details, it's good to have the whole. ”
What do you mean by not caring about the details, bastard! Ever since I met Sister Kurai when I was seventeen, this is something I've been looking forward to for years, bastard! You think it's Aunt Ozawa.
Zhu Run's face darkened, and he said, "Change one, change one, this look is too sad!" ”
"Okay!" The customer service girl grinned and turned into a flat-chested girl in a sailor suit.
This one...... It's familiar! Seem......
"It's Haruhi Suzumiya, dear!" King of the Mountain said, "The customer service girl thinks she is so loving, I like her so much!" Well, the customer service girl will use this image in the future. ”
"Haruhi Suzumiya!" Zhu Run's face immediately turned black like ash at the bottom of the pot, and all of a sudden the whole person was not good.
Haruhi Suzumiya, is this troublesome guy in human form really what you like? Bastard! There's a guy who looks like Haruhi Suzumiya by his side.,I always feel like the whole world isn't safe.。 Anyway, you're usually unreliable enough, so are you going to be like Suzumiya Haruhina?
"Good! I decided in such a happy mood. The customer service girl clapped her hands, "Hey, today is Monday, it's straight, black and straight, or whatever." ”
"Hey! You don't have to talk to yourself, can you? Bastard! Zhu Run exclaimed, "Have you asked me!" ”
"Ahh Why do I ask you! The customer service girl asked strangely.
"Because I'm the owner of the star-rated Taobao black market client," Zhu Run exclaimed, "As a bonus intelligent customer service, you have to listen to my opinion." ”
"I know! That's why I've informed you. The customer service girl said innocently, "I think it's okay." ”
"Big problem!" Zhu Run shouted, "I don't agree! ”
"I didn't ask for your consent." The customer service girl said, "It's up to me, Queen, to decide." ”
"How can you decide for yourself? I strongly disagree. ”
"Because the star coin that applied for the 3D image was made by the queen herself," the customer service girl said as a matter of course, "You have no right to speak. ”
This one...... Really!
But then again, this customer service girl really won't be like Haruhi Suzumiya, who will ruin the world one day? I always feel that the "customer service girl big demon king extinction incident" will one day come true.
"Alright! Let's change the topic," Zhu Run put this question aside with a headache, "Anyway, where have you been lately, I have left several letters and you haven't replied, is something wrong?" ”
"Ahh That ......, haha! The customer service girl's face changed, and she smiled dryly, "It's okay, it's okay!" It's just that I played a little too much and didn't receive it. Ahaha! Ha ha! By the way, do you want to buy something, my sister will help you operate. ”
"Are you really okay?" Zhu Runhu glanced at her suspiciously, and he always felt that the words of this undisciplined girl were very unbelievable, but he didn't have time to think about it at this time. So he said, "I'm going to buy some genetic optimization solution, you can help me refer to it." ”
"Of course it's true!" The customer service girl patted her chest, "If you want to buy genetic optimization liquid, no problem!" It's on the 'Twenty Percent Ladies'. ”
"Oh! That's right! There is one more thing, why are there so many biochemical civilizations that will help people make zuò gene optimization liquid for free? Zhu Run brought out the goods he had seen earlier, "Although I can't say why." But I always felt that there was something wrong with it. ”
"Uh-huh!" The customer service girl swept these sellers and said disdainfully, "Tens of billions of years ago, there were similar scum scum in the interstellar Taobao black market, and they haven't even changed their methods until now, which is really uncreative." ”
"How?" Zhu Run became interested, "But I can't see any questions in it?" As long as the customer pays a little bit or something, he can get a whole body enhancement, and it seems that no matter how you look at it, it will be earned. ”
"Humph! The wisdom of mortals," the customer service girl ignored Zhu Run's black lines, and said arrogantly, "Seeing that you asked so sincerely, the queen will solve the mystery for you, the biggest profit of these guys is genes." Although these scum all claim to be biochemical civilizations, they are actually just a bunch of genetic predators.
Hum! Do you dare to claim to be a biochemical civilization without level 10 or above? You must know that the so-called biochemistry is originally a kind of technology, and what do you talk about biochemistry without technology? Only when the civilization reaches level 10 or above, and the biochemical creatures themselves can do most of the things that ordinary technology can do, such a civilization is qualified to be called a biochemical civilization. These so-called biochemical civilizations below level 10, except for some of them who have taken the wrong path and are complacent, the most of them are this kind of genetic predators with ill intentions. ”
"But that doesn't seem like a big deal?" Zhu Run said suspiciously, "Even if the other party is a gene predator, it seems fair that I give him genes and he strengthens me?" ”
"Humph! Hum! and the wisdom of mortals......"
"If you talk like this again, beware of me turning my face with you," Zhu Run said with a dark face, "Can you still talk properly." ”
"Dwarf oil! Don't worry about it," the customer service girl suddenly looked up at him pitifully, with tears in her eyes, "People are just joking!" Why are you so fierce? ”
“…… Forget it, go ahead! Zhu Run sighed helplessly, this thing is pretending to be pitiful again.
"Hahaha! You don't blame the girl, oh yes! The customer service girl laughed and flew around the room, and the situation was very scary. Well, it feels like a horror movie: an ignorant teenager stands alone in the house, and a female ghost is squealing and dancing around him......
Zhu Run drove this strange sense of immediacy away from his mind in a cold sweat, and then said in a deep voice: "Don't make trouble, be serious." ”
"Yes! Understood, sir," the customer service girl heard this, and the whole person was upright, and then the clothes on her body suddenly became a German ** suit. Zhu Run's face was embarrassed, did this product go to watch a foreign historical drama again? Next time, I won't be Ultraman.
"Uh-huh!" The customer service girl cleared her throat and said solemnly, "Report to the chief, after deliberation by the customer service girl's staff, it is assessed that this kind of gene predator civilization can completely decipher all the genetic information of the civilization after obtaining the customer's gene.
The results of this are: First, the predator civilization can read all the information of the civilization from its birth to the present from the information carried by the genes. Through these materials, the Marauder civilization can completely copy a civilization that is exactly the same as the customer. 2. When you meet in reality, even if your civilization has been upgraded to the legendary level 20, as long as your genes themselves have not changed. Then, the other party may only need a new flu virus to destroy your civilization, and you have no defense.
In other words, as long as you ask them to make a genetic optimization solution, you can say that you will completely hand over your fate to the other party. If someone wants to kill you, they only need to attach a little bit of a targeted virus to their own or someone else's goods when trading, then your civilization may be extinct - above! ”
"Whoop! It's big enough. Zhu Run's cold sweat came down, fortunately he didn't go to be greedy to do this, otherwise he would already be someone else's meal at this time, "Nima! The merchants on this interstellar Taobao are merchants, they are simply huge pits. In other words, are these aliens so fond of pitting people? If it's difficult, there are no good people. The kind of advanced civilization that likes peace and selflessly helps weak civilizations has also come out to bubble up? Do you all like stealth 6? ”
"Cut!" The interstellar girl glanced at him disdainfully, "When the seven billion people on the earth can be selfless, you will be able to see such a civilization." In other words, do you think that aliens above O-class civilization will have less brains than earthlings in O-class civilization? Selfless? This is a unique word of the earth's people, you can't do it yourself, can you ask others? Save it, boy! Instead of looking forward to meeting the kind of fool civilization that has not been extinct, it is better to think about how to partner with the customer service girl to pit people, which is a little more realistic. ”
…… Belch! That's right, too! Zhu Run thought about it and was speechless. In other words, on the earth, the country known as the most advanced rice country is not a pit for China today, the Middle East the day after tomorrow, and Ukraine the day after tomorrow. Maybe sometimes I'm idle and have nothing to do, and I'll pit my ally, Toyoko.
The earthlings of the O-class civilization are like this among themselves, can you still expect aliens who are different from the earthlings and more advanced?