The fifth, two, second, and small white are big shots
The second updateββ
Lin Bai breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the one-armed woman didn't grasp the point.
The flat-chested policewoman was startled: "Oh, dear, don't you like to watch literary films?" β
Lin Bai had no choice but to laugh dryly: "Yes, I don't like it!" β
"Then why did you promise me?"
"Well...... this" Lin Bai said nonsense seriously: "Because I want you to be happy, so whatever movie you want to watch, I will accompany you to watch it even if I don't like it, this is my duty as a boyfriend." β
A serious nonsense did receive excellent results, and the flat-chested policewoman was so moved when she heard this that tears flowed down: "You are so good to me." β
Lin Bai's heart was so empty that he wanted to slip away, but he couldn't find a chance to leave. The flat-chested policewoman cried for a few minutes before she said, "Honey, what do you want to watch?" Let's go and see the categories you like! β
"This ......"
"Anyway, I'll show you whatever the category." The flat-chested policewoman has a flushed face and a shy look full of beauty.
Lin Bai actually wanted to say: Let's watch Fusang indoor action romance together. But after thinking about it carefully, it's better not to say this to the flat-chested policewoman, this woman is upright and cute, in case she has to say that those films are pirated, and those who watch pirated copies will be arrested and locked up for ten or eight years, it will not be good. After thinking hard for a while, Lin Bai said: "[Why don't we go and watch the theatrical version of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes".] β
Flat-chested policewoman: "......"
One-armed Woman: "......"
The two women really couldn't imagine that the extremely powerful masked hero actually liked to watch "100,000 Bad Jokes", which simply subverted the cognition of the two of them. The one-armed woman wiped her forehead. It's all cold sweat, if you send the information that the masked hero likes to watch "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" back to the Hydra headquarters. I don't know if it's going to detonate the entire legion, of course. I can only think about it, she would never commit such a betrayal.
The flat-chested policewoman also froze for a while, and said in a sweat: ""100,000 Bad Jokes" has already been released, and it can't be watched in the cinema." β
"It's okay, let's just watch it on the Internet!" Lin Bai spread his hands and said: "My appearance into the cinema is easy to attract onlookers, it is better for us to put a laptop in this small room to watch, how good." It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, so let's see it now. β
The flat-chested policewoman thought about it. agreed, but the one-armed woman said: "You guys can watch a movie in the room slowly, I'll avoid it first." β
"Don't shy away, where can you go so late? Let's watch it together, in fact, even if we watch it in the cinema, there will be many outsiders present, and there is only one more of you to watch here, right? Lin Bai was actually a little afraid of being alone with the peace-chested policewoman, in case she wanted to make love to herself. If you want to take off your mask, it will be a big trouble, so it is better to get a light bulb next to it to be safe.
The flat-chested policewoman didn't know Lin Bai's sinister intentions, and she actually deliberately made a light bulb. She followed Lin Bai's words and said, "Indeed, there are more people in the movie theater, Erica." You can stay and watch together. β
So the three of them sat side by side on the flat-chested policewoman's bed, with their backs against the wall inside the bed. I put the computer on the desk in front of the bed and opened a network video software. Let's take a look at "100,000 Bad Jokes Theater Version", this heartbroken movie is actually suitable for all ages, the flat-chested policewoman and the one-armed woman were a little prejudiced against this kind of spoof film before watching it, and thought it was not good-looking, but after watching it for a while, I found the fun of spoof films, and couldn't help but be happy, and let out cheerful laughter from time to time.
"Life is too strict, and occasionally watching spoofs is good for physical and mental health." Lin Bai was talking nonsense in a serious manner.
"Well, I think you have a point." The one-armed woman actually replied seriously: "I also think that my previous self lived too strictly, maybe I will be happier to live a little spoof like this, should I change my style of spoof in the future?" β
Lin Bai was startled by these words, Nima, a stylistic soldier like you suddenly changed his spoof style, and he would scare the people around him stupidly.
After watching a film, the two women were still unsatisfied, and they planned to take a look at the serial version of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", Lin Bai originally planned to flash after watching one film, but seeing that the interest of the two girls was quite high, it was inconvenient to say goodbye, so I had to accompany them to continue watching.
watched episode by episode, time slipped away unconsciously, the flat-chested policewoman was busy with her work during the day, and after two o'clock, she began to be sleepy, and unconsciously, her body slid down softly, lying on Lin Bai's lap, and then fell asleep.
Sleeping very soundly, very sweet, and with a very reassuring expression, it may have been her long-standing wish to sleep on her boyfriend's lap, but now it has finally come true, so she is also very happy. Lin Bai stretched out his hand to stroke her long hair, not knowing what it was like, and suddenly heard the one-armed woman lower her voice and say, "Lord Masked Hero, while she is asleep, I have a few words to say to you." β
"Huh?"
"In my eyes, you have always been a godified monster, I didn't expect you to have such a side of life."
"Really?" Lin Bai said with a smile: "Actually, most of the time I live as a person, and only a few times I will become Long Aotian. β
"What is Long Aotian?"
"Ahem, you don't have to worry about this, in short, I am actually very ordinary, and I also like ordinary myself." Lin Bai laughed in a low voice.
"What if...... I mean, if I had been sent out to fight you before I escaped from Hydra, I might have been flattened by you...... "The one-armed woman recounted the terrible content in a flat voice: "Maybe it's my luck, I have been on other missions before I betrayed the legion and escaped, and I haven't fought you head-on, otherwise I wouldn't have the opportunity to sit side by side and watch a movie now, and I wouldn't see you still have such a side." β
Lin Bai smiled and didn't say anything, she was right, the people of the Hydra Legion basically had no way to survive when they met Lin Bai, both men and women were the same, killing indiscriminately, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him. The mainstream concept of the Chinese people is very simple, the bad guys die, the good people live, and recently there is a call for "child abduction and trafficking to the death penalty" on the Internet, which is stronger and stronger, in fact, it shows the public opinion. As for what the legal experts say, the ghost is too lazy to listen.
Lin Bai said earnestly: "It's good for you to be like this now, get rid of that evil organization, and stop doing bad things, so that this kind of rebirth can make you truly a person." β
"Well, I think it's good to live like this now." The one-armed woman said faintly: "I am curious, what is your true face under the mask, I always feel that you are very familiar, as if you have always been by my side...... This is the intuition of military personnel. β
Lin Bai thought about it, it seemed that there was no need to hide his true face from the one-armed woman, this woman had the virtues of a soldier, and her mouth was extremely tight, even if she was facing torture, she was unwilling to reveal a little information, I believed that she would be the same tight-lipped when it came to her own affairs, he simply lifted half of his hood and showed his face to the one-armed woman.
"Scare?" The one-armed woman saw his face and was startled, and she couldn't say anything with a half-loud sound.
"Haha, scared when you saw it?" Lin Bai put the mask back on and said with a smile: "I'm just a dick." β
The one-armed woman's heart seemed to set off a thousand huge waves: "It turns out that ...... It turned out to be a little white adult, no wonder ......"
Lin Bai spread his hands.
The one-armed woman stopped talking, fell silent, and in the darkness, the slight light reflected on the computer screen set off her side face very lined, looking like a beautiful sculpture. Lin Bai didn't warn her not to tell her identity or anything, he knew that this woman was a soldier who knew how to be measured, and she knew what not to say, and she didn't need special instructions.
Gently picked up the flat-chested policewoman lying on his lap and put it into the quilt, Lin Bai patted his ass and walked out of the room in a dashing manner-
The next morning, Lin Bai got up very late, but found that the flat-chested policewoman didn't get up early, both of them came out of the room when the sun was up, Lin Bai stretched her waist, and the flat-chested policewoman also stretched her waist, although she looked sleep-deprived, but the expression on her face was very excited, and when she saw Lin Bai, she said proudly: "Xiaobai, my boyfriend came to see me yesterday, and I have returned the mobile phone to him. β
Lin Bai said angrily: "You can't turn off your phone for so long, right?" You're over-sentenced...... No, it's not up to the police to decide how many years it should be detained, it's the judge who has the final say, right? When did you become a part-time judge? β
The flat-chested policewoman ignored Lin Bai's complaints, humming a happy little song and going out to work, this guy must be late this year, but she is so happy to hum when she is late, she can't afford to hurt. Lin Bai shouted at her back: "It's a waste of taxpayers' money to pay salaries to policemen like you who don't go to work on time, you bad cop who is negligent in your duties!" Give me back the taxes I paid! β
The flat-chested policewoman didn't care at all and said: "I usually work overtime for free, and it's nothing to be late for a day once in a while, with my work attitude, I didn't take taxpayers' money in vain, hum!" After speaking, he had already taken a pleasant step and disappeared at the end of the old street.
At this time, the one-armed girl also came out of the house, and when she saw Lin Bai sitting on the rattan chair at the door and basking in the sun with Erlang's legs crossed, she actually shouted respectfully: "Little Bai, morning!" β
Hey? This woman's attitude seems to be different from before, it seems that after she knew that she was a masked hero, she invisibly raised her identity a lot, Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Hey, you don't need to do this to me, right?" β
The one-armed woman said seriously: "Lord Xiaobai is a big man, I used to be very rude to you, I'm really sorry for you, from now on, I will be more cautious in my attitude towards you." (To be continued......) R1292