The most unfortunate thing in the world, or the most unbearable thing, is an accident that happens in some solemn event. For example, the bloodshed of the newlyweds, or the troublemakers in the funeral procession of the deceased. Especially the latter, the deceased is the greatest, and it seems to insult the deceased, but it is actually a provocation to the living.

Especially the provocation of the jumping clown, which is even more annoying!

But the biggest problem is that you can't do it at all, which will only make things bigger! It is even more disrespectful to the dead! In the face of such a thing, no matter how powerful the master is, it seems that he has been controlled by something, and he doesn't dare to mess around at all.

Xu Ning had also heard that there was a special kind of person in Qingfeng City who would make trouble and extort money at other people's funerals. So many people simply take the initiative to give them some money in order to calm things down.

In fact, these people were originally engaged in the business of dead people, such as selling coffins, white silk, paper money, and incense, and at the beginning, they were to rob business, and if you didn't buy things from him, they would try their best to make trouble.

However, this kind of thing happens in those small families or ordinary families, such as the Xu family, and ordinary people dare not come to make trouble. That's why Xu Ning felt very strange and interesting.

"Hu's shroud shop, hehe, I've never heard of it." Xu Ning sneered.

"You don't often walk around the market, so naturally you won't know, and this kind of business is not rare on the table, and many people won't understand it if they don't deal with it." Ouyang Zhantian said.

"Is that guy named Hu Yang very powerful?" Xu Ning asked.

"What am I supposed to tell you?" Ouyang Zhantian frowned, as if he was racking his brains, "To put it simply, it's just a miscellaneous piece." ”

"Oh?"

"As a son, he has to die his father and mother for money, this is enough of a beast, right? But the result. It's just to compete with his brother for a shroud shop, that's not all, taking his sister as a wife and committing incest should be considered scum, right?! A brute plus scum, what is it that is not a crumb? Ouyang Zhantian shook his head as he spoke.

Xu Ning frowned. I felt sick.

"The human world is really incomprehensible, it's just a mess." Nine Domains Gui Hao shook his head and said.

Xu Aotian, who had not spoken, spoke, and at the same time stopped, "Okay, don't think about it, if you want to know what's going on, just take a look for yourself." ”

The three of them immediately stopped, and at this time, the four people who were the leaders of the front team had already walked out of the north of the city. And the funeral procession is still within the north gate. The thirty demon beast brothers of the Hundred Beast Sect and the masters above the Great General Realm of Mengyun Ju who followed behind him quickly surrounded and protected Xu Ning and the other four people in the middle.

On the road leading to the cemetery in the north of the city, there are hundreds of guys dressed in different colors, but a dark coffin in the middle of the road is even more conspicuous.

"Brothers, there's no need for this, it's just a bunch of rats. Have you ever seen a rat and a tiger barking? Xu Ning said with a slight smile.

Ouyang Zhantian was not so optimistic. said: "Xu Ning, don't underestimate the other party. Rats dare to bite when they are in a hurry. ”

Xu Ning smiled slightly, and walked forward, Xu Aotian did not move, accompanied by Gui Hao and Ouyang Zhantian of the Nine Domains, the three of them were unhurried, and seemed to be taking a walk outside.

"This person. Is that what you call Hu Yang? Xu Ning looked up and asked.

"It should be true, all professions are involved in Dream Shadow, and there will be no mistake in the information."

"Well, I'll verify how."

Xu Ning jumped at his feet. Dressed in white, he fluttered in front of the other party's crowd, and when everyone understood, they found Xu Ning squatting on top of the coffin.

"Who is Hu Yang?" Xu Ning asked with a smile.

For the next quarter of an hour, Xu Ning held back his smile and disgusting impulses, looking at a face in front of him.

After asking who Hu Yang was, a guy with a figure of "hating the sky" immediately rushed out, and after turning the dead fish eyes, he split his big mouth fork and shouted: "Uncle Ben is Hu Yang!" ”

To be honest, judging people by their appearance is a very bad habit, but Xu Ning doesn't think that ugliness is a problem. It is said that the Lion King Nine Domains Gui Hao and the black wolf Xiaotian are not good-looking no matter how you look at them! And there is still hair on his face, which is weird, but Xu Ning doesn't think there is anything wrong with this look.

At least it doesn't make people feel disgusting.

But the so-called Hu Yang in front of him, even if he digs out a lot of feces, he will spit it out at a glance, and it is disgusting from the inside out!

Rolling a pair of dead fish eyes, the corners of the two eyes drooped downward, the big mouth fork also drooped downward, and the corners of the mouth also drooped downward, as if there were invisible hands on the whole face, pulling the parts of his facial features downward!

Not to mention the strange shape, the real disgusting thing comes from the temperament that comes from the heart. If there are many temperament points, one of them is the lower three indiscriminate, so Ouyang Zhantian said that he was a smash, and he really looked up to him.

Xu Ning has always divided the kind of people he meets into three types.

The first is the ordinary miscellaneous pieces, which kick the widow's door to dig the grave, the second is the purified miscellaneous pieces, which can be seen at a glance, and the third is the fine products in the miscellaneous pieces, and it is a mistake to feel his storage at a glance.

A mistake of human reproduction.

The appearance of Hu Yang's miscellaneous pieces is simply a joke played by God with human beings! Xu Ning thought to himself, it seems that I have to revise the division level of miscellaneous pieces before.

Hu Yang's miscellaneous should be listed as a separate grade, because he has made a new contribution to the word "miscellaneous" and enriched the artistic conception of the entire vocabulary. From now on, this time it will be compared to the most disgusting, horrible, and unbearable words in the world.

"Okay!" Xu Ning sighed and said, "Hu Yang, I have something to discuss with you first. ”

was first commanded by Xu Ning, which made Hu Yang a little surprised, but with his many years of experience in making miscellaneous items, he quickly calmed down and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Xu Ning laughed secretly in his heart, this is an idiot! Didn't you come to trouble me? I was hooked so quickly, and my IQ is really worrying.

"I heard that you have a younger sister named Hu Jing, right, I want to mention a family matter to you, and it is best that our family's Ah Huang should also get married." Xu Ning said with a sincere expression.

"What?!"

Hu Yang's face immediately turned red and he kicked on the coffin!

The people under him looked embarrassed, and the momentum of looking for trouble was very low! There's no way, your boss himself is doing something embarrassing, do you still argue with others? Everyone knows that Hu Jing is Hu Yang's sister-in-law, and the two of them were originally together against human ethics!

Xu Ning must have done it on purpose!

Hu Yang's face was as constipated as constipation, and one of his subordinates behind him pulled him and whispered: "Boss, don't be fooled, we were assigned to come here to find trouble, don't ......"

Although his voice was very low, Xu Ning heard it very clearly, he smiled coldly, and said, "How about it, our Xu family is a big family in Qingfeng City, and it is not considered a high climb to marry you." ”

"You...... Haha, okay, then I want to ask, how old is your Ah Huang this year? ”

Xu Ning scratched his head and said, "This year, I'm about three years old!" ”

"What?!" Hu Yang's eyes widened, "Haha! Ha ha! ”

"What are you laughing at?" Xu Ning deliberately pretended to be stupid.

"Humph!" Hu Yang looked at Xu Ning sinikerly and said, "The surname is Xu, are you here to joke with your uncle?" ”

"I'm not kidding, besides, my uncle died a long time ago, do you want to die too?" Xu Ning said with a smile.

"Fart!" Hu Yang was very angry, but he also knew that he was clearly letting Xu Ning take advantage, but the little thing between himself and his sister couldn't be said!

"Do you dare to propose marriage when you are only three years old?"

"Three years old is not too young."

"Fart! I'm afraid someone can't walk at the age of three! Hu Yang said angrily.

Xu Ning moved forward, his body was already close to the edge of the coffin roof, and Hu Yang looked at each other, and said word by word: "Did I say it's a person?" ”

"Ahh

"Idiot, Ah Huang is just our dog!" Xu Ning said coldly, "Look at your respectful face, your sister-in-law...... I really don't dare to think about it, I'm afraid of nightmares. ”

"Wow! I'm! Hu Yang jumped, the dwarf looked like he was going to the pot, and he stretched his hand behind him as if he wanted to touch something. Xu Ning was squatting on the coffin, which was already very close to him, but Hu Yang suddenly shouted, which really jumped him!

Without thinking about it, almost as a conditioned reflex, Xu Ning stretched out his right hand, rounded it and slapped him fiercely!

"Smack!"

A crisp sound came, and Hu Yang's body, driven by his head, twisted into a flattened pie, and was pulled away even after rolling.

"Oh my god, it's scary for the shell to climb on his feet." Xu Ning calmed down and said.

Hu Yang on the ground pouted his buttocks, his head buried in a pile of black things, motionless.

Xu Ning thought to himself, wouldn't it, he would be killed with a slap?

That's too unbeaten! (To be continued......)