Chapter 167: A Good Man Shopping
Binhai is drizzling today, Ye Fei has been living at home for two days, yesterday the little sister was taken by Mo Qingxi to live at home, only he was bored at home, he found that he was a little strong, he couldn't die and was tired, he only rested for two days and the strength of his hands recovered most of it, tomorrow is the day to enter school with the little sister, he is very much looking forward to it, but he is even more looking forward to the ancestor of the Mo family to help the little sister heal her leg and let her walk like a normal person.
Ding dong! The doorbell rang, Ye Fei walked over quickly and opened the door, two big bulges with the scent of whole milk powder almost hit his face, he was so startled that he instinctively took a step back, and looked up to see that there was a delicate and moving goblin standing in front of him, still a goblin wearing super high heels.
"Sister Shiman, why are you here?" Ye Fei swallowed and foamed, looking up at Lin Shiman's delicate face, it is not wrong for women to wear high heels, but it is not good for the heels to be too high to cause pressure on people, and it is easy to be bitten into the whole fat.
Lin Shiman looked down at Ye Fei with a smile and said, "The little villain with no conscience, I don't know how to call someone after going out for a few days, is Yi Jia there?" ”
I came to find the landlord for a long time, what does the first half of the sentence mean? Ye Fei secretly scolded, squeezing out a reluctant smile on his face: "The landlord is not here, you can call her if you have something urgent." ”
Lin Shiman chuckled and said: "If you're not there, you won't look for her, it's nothing important, it's rare for my sister to have a day off, or you can accompany me to go shopping!" ”
"You rest and let me go shopping with you?" Ye Fei pointed to his nose and asked rhetorically, he didn't understand the logic of women, he knew that he should have crashed into two packets of 'whole milk powder' and fainted to count the ball.
Lin Shiman's cheeks were slightly bulging, and he nodded with a smile and said: "It's your blessing to accompany me shopping, don't worry, what you like, just say it, and my sister will sell it to you." ”
Ye Fei smiled bitterly and said: "Sister Shiman, I don't like shopping the most, not to mention that I will enter school tomorrow, I want to study at home, you better go by yourself!" ”
Lin Shiman smiled and said: "Ye Zi, if my sister doesn't play a guessing game with you, if you win, my sister will go home and eat yourself, if you lose, you will obediently accompany me to go shopping, just go shopping for two hours, and at lunch, my sister will invite you to eat hairy crabs, think about it, you won't suffer a loss." She was in a good mood today, and deliberately came to find Xiao Yezi to have fun, as if she had returned to the good time of teasing this young man in front of the bar.
"Guess the riddle? How to guess? Ye Fei's eyes lit up and he was interested, he had a special talent for guessing riddles since he was a child, and there used to be a lantern riddle guessing activity in the village every Mid-Autumn Festival, and he guessed that there was a small reward, an egg, a bag of sugar, soap, toothpaste, and a plastic basin...... All kinds of small things correspond to a lantern riddle, and he can return with a full load every time, so as not to make this mother-in-law mess around.
Lin Shiman smiled: "I'm fascinated, guess, anyway, you have to go to school tomorrow, it's not bad to guess a riddle first." ”
Ye Fei thought for a moment, nodded and said, "It's okay to guess the riddle, but I also have a request, the scope of the fascination can't go beyond this garden." "He's not stupid, try to narrow it down as much as possible, so that it can make it less difficult.
Lin Shiman frowned and said in a low voice: "Sister found that your kid is getting more and more slippery, okay, sister promises you." ”
Ye Fei stretched out his hand and said generously: "Then please ask you to solve the mystery, I will prick up my ears and listen." ”
Lin Shiman frowned and thought for a few seconds, flashed him a playful glance and said: "There is something good about my sister, women like it, men like it, children like it, and it is also related to love, guess what?" Mistake twice allowed, five minutes, you guess! ”
"Ahh What's so powerful? As soon as the riddle came out, Ye Fei had a feeling of moving stones and hitting his feet, the riddle given by Lin Shiman was definitely difficult, since he had already agreed, he had to guess hard.
"Sister Shiman, are you sure you have this thing with you?" Ye Fei changed his method and begged for a hint, he really couldn't think of anything that could make all three people like it at the same time.
"Guess quickly, time waits for no one." Lin Shiman showed a strange smile on his face, and he looked like a little fox who had successfully stolen chickens, or a female fox.
"It's money?" Ye Fei tried to tell the answer to a riddle, but he felt that something was wrong in his heart.
Lin Shiman smiled and shook his head: "No, there is one more chance to guess wrong, and there are three minutes left." ”
Ye Fei held his breath a little, looked at the woman in front of him, and said thoughtfully: "What do you have that men like?" That's right***! ”
Lin Shiman's face flushed, and she said coquettishly: "Little improper, do you like your sister's ***?" Wrong. ”
Ye Fei spread his hands helplessly, and said very shamefully: "I can't guess, let's reveal the mystery, you have to say those three good things, and it has to be related to love, otherwise I won't accept it." ”
Lin Shiman straightened his chest forward and said with a smile: "It is the pride of women, the hobby of men, the drink of children, and the trap of love, understand?" Convincing or not? ”
Ye Fei sniffed, glanced at the pair of plump drums at forty-five degrees in front of him, nodded heavily and said, "Take it, I'll accompany you shopping for two hours, and you take care of the food." ”
Lin Shiman was in a good mood, stepped forward and reached out to grab his arm, half of the woman's pride was on the crook of his elbow, and it really had a different taste, Ye Fei completely understood, it turned out that men's hobbies can be cultivated.
As the saying goes, accompanying a woman to go shopping can test a man's four hearts, patience, perseverance, confidence, love, a man who can always accompany a woman with a smile without being annoyed or bored, even if he is not a 100% good man, is not far behind, the more women shop, the more energetic men become, the more tired men become, and the men who can persevere are hovering on the edge of Sparta.
Ye Fei accompanying women shopping is a different mentality, willing to gamble and lose, although he doesn't need to spend money on shopping, but he will feel sorry for money after shopping for a long time.
Lin Shiman's desire to shop is terrifying, a woman who is not bad for money will have no scruples when shopping, whether it is what she wants or not, as long as it is pleasing to the eye, she will buy it, and the poor little leaf who only promised to accompany her shopping for two hours has been reduced to a porter through and through, carrying a large bag and a small bag in her hand, a large bag on her arm, and even a few colorful famous brands around her neck, which has attracted the envious eyes of many big girls and little daughters-in-law.
In the eyes of women who are keen to go to shopping malls, the standard of a good man is to be able to afford to go shopping for a long time, Ye Fei has compared many impatient men with men, two hours, it gives him a feeling that is even more difficult than two days and two nights, he completely understands, there is really no free lunch in the world, especially when women pay......