Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Wooden Mouse Runs Fast
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After practicing typing for a while, Dou E was tired, so he went to the window to absorb the sun, sat down, sorted out his thoughts, opened the document and was about to code words, his QQ suddenly flashed.
When I opened it, it turned out to be Xiao An, the editor-in-charge of his magazine, who informed him that there were too many ancient elements in his recent manuscripts, and from now on, the magazine requires modern themes to be the mainstay, and it is not possible to write about jumping off buildings, car accidents, dreams, mental illness, ghost revenge and many similar plots, and they are not allowed to pass the manuscript, because these contents have long been written badly, and there is no novelty to attract readers at all.
"Nima is not allowed to write anything, then write a hair, and the plot of the article is similar to the one that has been written, how can I know what others have written, this is becoming more and more demanding, alas, the magazine also wants to come up with new changes, this is also right, what should I do, do I write the experience of catching ghosts these days? Headache, alas, when will my seven exquisite hearts arrive"
The category suddenly lost the mood of code words, simply pushed the keyboard, stood up and stretched, and when I looked up, I saw Mount Tai, who was lying on the chandelier on the roof to study it.
Somehow, he remembered the old professor on the twenty-third floor next door, so Baba looked up at Tarzan and asked, "Brother Tai, have you found any inspiration lately, do you have the urge to make something?" ”
Tarzan thought for a moment and said, "I thought about a few, but what I saw these days was unimaginable to people of our time, so I decided not to do anything in the future, so as not to be embarrassed." ”
"Something else, who said that what you did was embarrassing, your bamboo bird no one can make it now, I've been thinking about it for the past two days, the last one sold for 10,000 yuan, it's too cheap, this thing has to be taken internationally, it has to be a baby, or you try to make a wooden cow that can walk?"
Faced with the seduction of the category, Taishan just shook his head, and the category persuaded bitterly: "The wooden cow is too big, right?" Why don't you make a wooden donkey? Wooden dogs? Wooden rats will do the same."
This time Taishan reacted, and said slowly: "The wooden donkey is a torture tool, forget it, seeing that you are so sincere, I will make you a wooden mouse."
Category one staggered: "Brother Tai, I'll just say in passing, don't really make me a wooden mouse, what can that thing do?"
"Do you want a wooden mouse that can run and spin in circles? Don't forget it. ”
"Huh? If you want it, haha, I'll get you wood."
The category turned his head and ran, but he rushed out of the door in a hurry, he was worried, there were high-rise buildings everywhere, where to get wood for Taishan?
Looking around, the only wood is the landscape tree on the side of the road, but this can't be cut, his own bamboo is cut down, and the tree is cut on the road, and it is estimated that there will be a police uncle who will take him to the police station for a day trip before the tree is cut off.
After thinking about it for a long time, the category simply went straight to the farmers' market, where the things sold were more miscellaneous, try your luck!
More than half an hour later, he ran back from the farmer's market out of breath, carrying a bag of hemp on his back, and as soon as he entered the hospital, he began to shout: "Brother Tai is coming out, the wood is back"
As a result, everyone ran out of his voice, but as soon as Liu Bei arrived at the door, he looked at the sky and frowned, turned his head and sighed and went back, Lu Bu ran the fastest and rushed out first, and immediately rushed back, shouting: "Ah, what a hot sun"
He looked at the sky in confusion and muttered, "It's cloudy today." ”
"It's noon, it's not cloudy, hehe, I'm the only one who can come out at will in this weather."
Taishan walked out triumphantly, glanced back, Lu Bu and Liu Bei smiled helplessly, Dou E was the smartest, he didn't come out at all, he stood inside the door and said with a smile: "Brother Taishan, hurry up and start." ”
Only then did he open the sack and pour out two of them from it
That's right, I went to the vegetable market just now, and I looked for a long time, only this elm vegetable pier is wooden, and it's not easy to come across this thing, and now the city uses cutting boards, and vegetable piers are indeed rare.
Taishan squatted down to inspect it, nodded and said, "These two pieces of elm are acceptable, but they still need some axe and chisel tools." ”
The category said: "Didn't you say you didn't need to do it last time you made a bamboo bird?" ”
Taishan said: "This is more delicate than the bamboo bird, because the bamboo bird relies on the wind to fly after all, but this wood rat completely relies on the machine to move, and it is not bad." ”
The category was secretly happy in his heart, and at the moment, according to Taishan's requirements, he went to the store again, bought back tools such as axes, chisels, and saw rulers, and threw them in front of Taishan: "Let's see if modern tools are suitable." ”
Taishan slowly picked up the hacksaw, looked at it for a long time, and sighed: "It's really sharp and strong, hundreds of times stronger than our chainsaw at that time. ”
Taishan's eyes showed complicated feelings, and he didn't say much, and began to work with his head down.
At this time, if anyone saw this scene, Bao Zhun was stunned. I saw a chair on the ground in the small yard, and the vegetable pier was placed on it, and an unmanned hacksaw in the air was dividing the vegetable pier into several pieces by itself, and then the axe and chisel also flew up, followed by a ruler and a pencil
I saw that the vegetable mound first turned into several large pieces, and then into several small pieces, with various shapes, and then there seemed to be a pair of invisible big hands in the air assembling, polishing, and debugging, and I saw a wooden mouse appear in front of the eyes of the category and others.
At this moment, Taishan regained that state of full concentration, and the spirit of the whole person was different, like a master's demeanor, and there was even a certain sense of beauty in his gestures.
Finally, a wooden rat was fully formed, except for the lack of eyes and beard, even the ears and mouth were carved out, Tarzan looked left and right, shook his head and said, "It's a pity that there is no suitable tail." ”
After speaking, Taishan's body turned into a puff of light smoke, got into the wooden mouse, and came out for a long time, and said with a smile: "It's done, I left a trace of soul thought in it, if there is no motivation, I can use soul thought to command, hehe, it's better to be a ghost, I couldn't do this before." ”
Category's eyes widened, and he reached out to grab the lively mouse, his heart was a little hairy, he had been afraid of this thing since he was a child, and this one made by Taishan was not hairy, if he put on his eyes and put some hair, it would be easy for the cat to catch him if he released it at night.
I looked left and right, only to realize that there were four wooden wheels under the body of this wooden mouse, and there was a similar thing behind the buttocks.
"It's interesting."
"It's fun."
"It's a lot of coincidence, and there are strange people in the folk."
Lu Bu and the others looked interesting in the room, and they all praised it in unison.
Tarzan proudly withdrew the wooden mouse, pointed to a gear on the side and said, "This can also be adjusted to make it rotate in a certain arc, as you like, and finally it can return to your hand." ”
Tut praised a few words, and asked the most memorable question: "How much can it be sold for such a thing?" ”
Tarzan lowered his head and calculated, and said, "I remember that I once sold two stones of corn." ”
"That's a lot of money."
The category also began to calculate, one stone is about nearly 1oo kilograms, two stones are 2oo kilograms, and rice now averages 3 yuan a catty, which is 12oo yuan? That's too little.
But when I thought about it, I was relieved, two thousand years ago and the price of goods is not the same as now, and besides, this is a material heritage, well, go back and go to the old professor to see how much he paid for this thing
Just thinking about it, the phone rang, and I saw that it was Guo Cripple.
"Brother Fan, hurry up, Wang Sihai's family has an accident again"
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