Fanwai 1: Gossip rivers and lakes
γSpecial Ink Chapterγ
Han Baixiao (a little afraid) :(^mouth^; Haha, you, hello, contemptible Han Baixiao, is the reporter of this gossip Jianghu special program~ Can you please introduce yourself first?
Shumo: ......
Han Baixiao (helplessly holding his forehead): What do you think of your personality?
Shumo: ......
Han Baixiao (dripping sweat): β_ββ uh, what do you think of a certain woman's character?
Shu Mo (expressionless): Not very good.
Han Baixiao (hands clenched into fists, full of cows): Oh yes! Finally spoke!
Shumo (frowning): ......
Han Baixiao (expectant star eyes): Go on, your first impression of a certain woman?
Shumo (dry stare): It's not good.
Han Baixiao (Waterfall Khan) :(Λβ½Λ; Ahem~ In that case, what do you like about the other party?
Shumo (without hesitation): I don't like anything.
Han Baixiao: ......
(If you don't like it, then why do you want to be the first male protagonist?!) Han Baixiao (swallowing nervously): Everyone wants to know, how far has your relationship with the other party progressed?
Shumo (for a moment) in serious thought: I saved her a few times......
(Brother, do you know that you have been rolled by someone else's YY~) Han Baixiao (looking down at the script): You are very mysterious every time you appear, and the identity information revealed so far is the least among the male protagonists, so what do you understand of this setting?
Shumo (turning his head expressionlessly) :(; -_-) you go and ask the author......
Han Baixiao (touching his nose awkwardly): Okay, the last question~ Can you talk about your thoughts on the other male protagonists in this article?
Shu Mo (indifferently lowering his eyes): Who to talk about first?
Han Baixiao: Let's come to Yufeng Strings first!
Shumo: (β_β) I don't know him well.
Han Baixiao: Uh, okay~ What about Chenyao?
Shumo (thought about it expressionlessly): Bad character.
(==b Everyone Waterfall Khan, do you have to have a paralyzed iceberg personality like you? Han Baixiao (wiping sweat): What about the flowers? Although there are not many appearances, it is also one of the male protagonists set by the author......
Shumo (gets up and leaves): I don't know.
Han Baixiao (powerless to support the wall): How do you feel that you haven't collected any useful information after visiting WΓN for a long time?
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ [Royal Wind Strings] Han Baixiao:(*^_^*) Yu Gongzi, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to participate in this visit, so I won't say much polite words, let's go straight to the topic! Uh, please introduce yourself first~ Yufeng Xian (face Yan sΓΉ): Under Yufeng Xian, Cangzhou people.
Han Baixiao (surprised): So brief?
Yufeng String (slightly impatient): What else do you want?
Han Baixiao (embarrassed smile): Can you talk about your usual hobbies?
Yu Feng Xian (displeased): Such a personal question, there is no need to answer you below.
Han Baixiao: Well, since Yu Gongzi doesn't want to answer, let's change to another question...... Can you tell us about your first meeting with a certain woman?
Yu Fengxian (his eyes flickered secretly, pretending to be calm): cough, ask knowingly!
(A sullen man, don't overdo it, his ears are red~) Han Baixiao (the corners of his mouth twitch) :(Λβ½Λ; )β¦β¦ So, what kind of relationship has you reached?
Resist the Wind String (continue to pretend to be calm): Kiss ......
(A certain Lu shouted unconvinced: "Obviously you use it well?!") Han Baixiao (looking down at the script): Hmm~ Do you have any dissatisfaction with Chaolu children's shoes as the heroine?
Yu Fengxian (clenched fists with piercing eyes): I don't understand the amorous feelings, it's always a shame to be with her!
Han Baixiao: Uh, the last question~ I don't know what the imperial son's impression of the other male protagonists is? First of all, let's talk about the son of Shumo?
Yu Feng Xian (Instant Yan sΓΉ): The man with facial paralysis who treats people coldly is an unpredictable character, and he has to investigate his details when he goes back......
Han Baixiao (Dripping Khan): Next is Chen Yao's son.
Yu Fengxian (not very happy): Hmph, Yu has never seen the same as Huangkou Xiaoer!
(To put it so old-fashioned, you're actually not a few years older than others, right?!) Han Baixiao: In the end, the master of the Cangye Palace, I wonder what the royal prince thinks of this person?
Yu Feng Xian (thought about it seriously): Although this person does not appear much, his suspicious appearance is also a figure to be investigated......
(Without waiting for Han Baixiao to say that a certain sullen man got up and left, he called the shadow guards of the imperial palace as he went, and ordered them to investigate the information of several rivals in love...... Han Baixiao (sluggish): Yu Gongzi is really a strict person......
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ [Chen Yao Chapter] Han Baixiao: Hello, Chenchen little pot friend!
Chen Yao (instant fried hair): How dare you call Uncle Ben like that, it's a long life?!
Han Baixiao (shrunken neck in fear): Hug, I'm sorry, it's rude...... Uh, please introduce yourself first?
Tatsuyao (twisting his head): Tatsuyao.
Han Baixiao (full of black lines): We all know the name...... Can you tell us anything else?
Chen Yao: For example?
Han Baixiao (touching the back of his head in embarrassment): For example, what are Chen Gongzi's favorite foods on weekdays?
Tatsuyao: (β_β) I like anything sweet.
Han Baixiao (frightened by the other party's suddenly sharp eyes, he took a few steps back): Well, the following question is something that the heroine has to add to her children's shoes...... May I ask if Chen Gongzi thinks he is the attacker or the recipient?
(Everyone is sweating at the waterfall, although it is the heroine's request, but ...... South Korean reporter: Is it true that you will not have an accident if you ask this kind of question? Tatsuyao: What do you mean?
Han Baixiao (with a frank face): According to the current amount of information, Chen Gongzi is the only male protagonist who is admired by the same sex in this article, so everyone wants to know whether you think you are on the attacking side or the receiving side in the same-sex relationship?
(A certain Lu who was hiding on the side and peeking secretly said: "Although Chen Yao, this kid looks like a face, but compared to the pseudo-lady of Phantom Yin, he is still a man~ Well, it's an attack ......) Chen Yao (didn't understand at all): So, what does this mean?
Han Baixiao (swallowing in fear): That's it...... Do you feel like you're on the oppressive side or the oppressed side?
Tatsuyo (eyes showing fierce light): ......
(A certain tsundere Zhengtai instantly blackened and drew his sword and slashed at the innocent reporter...... Half an hour later, Han Baixiao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, came back wiping a handful of bitter tears......
Han Baixiao (sad face): I said that this problem was added by the heroine, why was it me who was beaten......
Tatsuyo (drags back to his seat) :(Λ^Λ) Hmph!
Han Baixiao: Last question, could you please tell me what you think of other male protagonists?
Chen Yao (murderous): They are all rivals in love.
Han Baixiao: Uh, is there nothing else? Can you be more detailed?
Tatsuyo (stands up while rubbing his knuckles): If you have a chance, you'd love to kill them!
Han Baixiao: (-__-)......
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ [Flower Tilting Night] Han Baixiao: (Lord of the Flower Palace, I am Han Baixiao, a special reporter for this issue of gossip rivers and lakes, hello!)
Hua Tingye (smile): Hello~ Han Baixiao (finally relieved, compared to the previous ones, the Lord of the Flower Palace is really a good communicator~): So, please introduce yourself first!
Flower Fall Night (smile): ......
Han Baixiao (wide-eyed) :(β_β; Flower Palace Lord?
Hua Tianye (raised her eyebrows): I'm sorry, I was distracted just now~ Han Baixiao: Ha......
Flower Fall (continue to smile): Under the Flower Fall.
Han Baixiao (dripping sweat) :(^mouth^; And what?
Blossom Night: What else?
Han Baixiao (Waterfall Sweat): Ahem, there are ~ such as ...... What does the Lord of the Flower Palace like to do?
Hua Tingye (holding his chin and thinking about it carefully): Does collecting intelligence count?
Han Baixiao: ......
(Everyone knows that although the Lord of the Flower Palace does not appear much, he must collect information whenever he appears...... Han Baixiao: Well, the master of the Flower Palace, as the master of the Cangye Palace, the first major sect outside the Guanwai, has the least role among the male protagonists, I don't know what you think?
Flower Falling Night (inscrutable laughter): The plot needs it.
Han Baixiao (starting to be nervous): There is one thing that everyone is very puzzled about, may I ask why the master of the Flower Palace would rather dress up as a woman than enter the emotional route with the female protagonist like other male protagonists?
Hua Tilting Night (You took a sip of tea): Because I want to collect intelligence~ Han Baixiao: ......
(Everyone brushes and wipes their sweat, you are really persistent, Lord of the Flower Palace...... Han Baixiao: I don't know what the owner of the Flower Palace has of a certain heroine?
Flower Tilt Night (smile): (^β½^) It's fun.
Han Baixiao (the corners of his mouth twitch): Is it just funny? Hello is one of the several male protagonists set by the author.,Let me express more opinions~ Hua Tianye (her expression suddenly became strict): She has a lot of information worth mastering.
(Everyone can't bear to pound the ground, can't you just let go of the information for a while?!) Han Baixiao: I like to investigate others so much, you and Yu Gongzi must get along...... Well, can you finally tell us what you think of the other male protagonists?
Hua Tingye (smile): I don't have any opinion on them~ Han Baixiao: I thought that the Lord of the Flower Palace was the best one to speak, but I didn't expect that after asking for a long time, the result was not as good as the facial paralysis male No. 1!
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ [Jun Wuye Chapter] Han Baixiao (leaned over with a curious face): Jun Zhenren? Junzhen people?
Jun Wuye (Hang Erlang raised his head and quickly closed the book): What are you looking for me?
Han Baixiao (with admiration): Jun Zhenren is so interested, he is still reading and studying after this meeting!
Jun Wuye (excited): Are you also interested? This "Three Hundred and Sixty Styles in the Mysterious Room of the Spring Palace" is a limited edition that I finally got my hands on, come and come~ I'm waiting for someone to study and discuss with me......
Han Baixiao (speechless): ......
Jun Wuye (slightly impatient): Are you coming or not?
Han Baixiao (embarrassed): Uh, this~ Let's finish the interview first......
Jun Wuye (reluctantly put away the little H book first): You interview, I'm ready!
Han Baixiao (serious): So, please introduce yourself first.
Jun Wuye (cleared his throat): My name is Jun Wuye, what about my identity, probably the Nth of the heroine's harem......
Han Baixiao: ......
(Jun Jun, the author of the code word who stayed up late, fell from the sky with a pair of panda eyes, raised a piece of soap and smashed it accurately on Jun Gongzi's self-proclaimed unparalleled handsome face, looking up to the sky and roaring: "Soul is light, you spoiled ahh!!hh "In resentment...... Jun Wuye (rubbing his head aggrievedly): I don't need to say this kind of thing at all, the reader has already seen it, okay?
Han Baixiao (embarrassed smile and round): Okay, okay~ The interview continued...... Can you please talk about the scene when you first met the heroine?
Jun Wuye (touching his chin and thinking about it): I was prostituting that day...... Ahem~ No, I am always alone on the road of exploring the truth of life, and her appearance is like a sweet rain, moistening my long-dried soul!
Han Baixiao: ......
Jun Wuye: Is there anything else you want to ask?
Han Baixiao (twitching at the corner of his mouth): Next question, what advantages do you think you have over other male protagonists?
Jun Wuye (eyes shining): I understand women's hearts better than those few hard-pressed little places who are even lacking in theoretical knowledge, and I will never let the lovely little lady of Chaolu feel lonely, empty and cold!
Han Baixiao: ......
Jun Wuye: Reporter Han, continue to ask! (=^Ο^=) Han Baixiao (wants to hit the wall): Finally, could you please tell us what you think of the others?
Jun Wuye (clenched his fists and expressed his determination): They are all comrades-in-arms who carry out the path of double cultivation with me! Our goal is to make the heroine Xing happy!!
Han Baixiao (leaving things behind): It's too evil, this person is simply too evil......
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ [Wen Renqing] Han Baixiao: Wen Ren Gongzi, I am Han Baixiao, a reporter of this special program of gossip rivers and lakes, and I am very honored to invite you to our program as a guest, so please introduce yourself first!
Wen Renqing (surprised): (β_β) In the next ...... The harem team that is not the heroine below, I don't know why I came here?
Han Baixiao (unfathomable laughter): I don't know what I know, the author has not clearly set the issue of the preparation of the heroine's harem, according to the opinions of some readers, you are also one of the popular candidates to expand the harem!
Wen Renqing (frightened): No, no! I have always advocated monogamy in the future, and I will never join the ranks of the harem!
Han Baixiao: (Λβ½Λ; There is no good end to resisting the author~ Okay, let's put this aside for now, can Wenren Gongzi introduce his own setting first?
Wen Renqing (thought about it thoughtfully): The script writes that an NPC that is slightly more important than cannon fodder and passerby armor gives moral and material support to the protagonist when he is sad and helpless, and when the protagonists show affection, they must avoid it with interest, and finally when they cut the boss, they must rush forward one after another to smooth out the path that prevents the protagonist from using gorgeous skills...... I guess that's it.
Han Baixiao: ......
Wen Renqing (smiling gently): It's already very satisfying to be able to win this character, compared to some cannon fodder bosses who hang up in less than a third of the plot in order to upgrade the protagonist......
(A cannon fodder boss walked out unwillingly: "Fart!") Isn't it just to upgrade the protagonist.,Didn't you see me kill one of the male protagonists directly as soon as I went down? β
A man with facial paralysis who is said to have been killed appeared with a cold face: "Who do you say was killed?" β
The author, who stayed up late and had black circles under his eyes, once again fell from the sky and dragged away these two messy guys - "One of you has already hung up, and the other is not yet on the stage, don't make trouble for me here!" β
Everyone: ......==b) Han Baixiao: (; It's too messy for this interview to go on......
Wen Renqing (watched with interest as the author took away the cannon fodder boss and a certain male protagonist): (^β½^) Han Baixiao: (β_β) Wen Rengongzi, let's change places, right?
Wen Renqing (polite): No, someone in the protagonist group has issued a recall, and he has to rush back to perform his duties.
Han Baixiao: ......
(Everyone Waterfall Khan, although you are not cannon fodder in the author's setting, but if you don't enter the harem, even if you are dedicated, you will be cannon fodder sooner or later...... οΌβ