The second update -

"I've got the script ready." A few days later, in the evening, Lao Mouzi found Lin Bai and took out a thick stack of papers.

Lin Bai is unhappy, why do you guys like to write a thick script? Does it look annoying? If Lao Tzu likes to watch this kind of thing, can he still be a qualified semi-literate? Said impatiently: "Don't read it, you can tell me the outline of the story." ”

Lao Mouzi smiled and said: "This movie is my style of expertise, and the title of the film is "Black Forest". ”

"This famous ......" Lin Bai didn't know where to complain, he really had enough literary and artistic style, and the name alone revealed a faint taste of pretending. It's also strange to say, the Black Forest is obviously a very simple name, for example, the forest they are in now is called the Black Forest, which does not make people feel a little pretentious, but when the Black Forest is called in quotation marks, it is suddenly different, which makes people feel a very painful taste of eggs.

"I said, just with the three words "Black Forest", who knows what to shoot?" Lin Bai spread his hands and said.

"Hey, here's the story." Lao Mouzi pretended to be forced and said: "The actor is a very ordinary ** silk man, who once inadvertently entered the Black Forest, and as a result, he met an elf in the forest." ”

"Wait, how is your plot a bit similar to the prince meeting the elf princess in "Dark Blade 3"? In addition to replacing the prince with **silk, don't be lazy! Intense work? br/>

"It's just the first picture, but the rest is not like it." Lao Mouzi said: "How could I shoot such superficial things." ”

He continued: "The hero fell in love with the girl of the elven tribe, and the two got married and lived a happy and happy life in the Black Forest. But the male protagonist can't adapt to life in the big forest, and always wants to return to the city. The kind-hearted elven girl decided to leave the Black Forest and go to the human world...... In the beginning. The life of the two in the human world is happy, but with the passage of time, time flies, the man gets old day by day, but the elf girl has not changed at all. ”

"Oh, it's an ethics movie." Lin Bai sweated, the most annoying thing is ethical films, ya, it doesn't cost money to go to the cinema to watch it when he dies.

Lao Mouzi said: "In order to avoid gossip. The male protagonist had to move with the elf girl, and the first time he moved, they claimed to be father and daughter to their new neighbors, and the male protagonist played the role of a father in front of outsiders, but when they returned home, they were called husband and wife. The second time they moved, they claimed to be grandchildren to their new neighbors, and the male protagonist had to play the role of grandfather in front of outsiders......"

Lin Bai frowned when he heard this: "I'm cāo, how come the more I listen to this plot, the more I cheat?" ”

In the end, the actor finally came to the end of his life. And at this time, the elf girl is still beautiful, eighty years have not carved a wrinkle on her face, she is still as beautiful as the day she first met the male protagonist, who stroked her long silky hair before dying. He sighed softly, 'Go back, go back to your Black Forest...... He closed his eyes and walked away peacefully...... The elven girl returned to the forest. With the nostalgia for the male protagonist, continue to live. Lao Mouzi stopped here: "So the story ends." ”

"I'm cāo!" Lin Bai felt that the whole person was not good: "What the hell is this?" Why can't I even understand what the hell I'm meowing? What exactly do you want the audience to watch? ”

Lao Mouzi spread his hands and said: "If you can understand it, you can read it, and if you can't understand it, you can pull it down, and the ghost cares if the illiterate people can see it or not." ”

Lin Bai wanted to give him the middle finger very much, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was inappropriate, and suddenly had a spoof attack, and hummed: "Okay, I think your story is very awesome, if the final ending is changed a little bit, the ethics will be stronger." ”

Lao Mouzi said strangely: "How do you want to change it?" ”

Lin Bai said: "After the elf girl returned to the forest, she was still the pure and beautiful girl, and after a few days, another man got lost in the forest, and the elf girl greeted her with a smile...... Hey...... Thereupon...... A new cycle begins...... By the way, the elf girl also took a pen out to count, huh...... This is the fifth man. ”

"Wow, that's great!" Lao Mouzi slapped his thigh: "Okay, this is the ending, this is profound enough." ”

Profound enough for your sister, this is the spoof ending that Lao Tzu came up with with the soul of the spoof, do you really want to use it? Isn't this a big thunderbolt? Lin Bai was sweating all over.

"The heroine has been decided, just use the daughter you gave me in the mother and daughter, she looks very pure and beautiful, it is very suitable for her to play this role of repeatedly hanging men with her ageless face, the acting skills almost don't matter, what I want is that her performance looks fake, and when the audience watches her show affection with the male protagonist, they must clearly feel that her love is fake, which is more in line with the theme...... In terms of supporting roles, choose some of your extras to play the elf sisters. Lao Mouzi said: "As for the plot in the city, I can shoot it slowly after returning to Shuangqing." ”

"Okay, you're on your own!" Lin Bai felt too frightened, did anyone watch his "Black Forest" when it was filmed? No, there will definitely be people who will watch it, and there will be many people who will watch it even if he is in the name of Lao Mouzi, but after watching it, it is impossible to say whether he will shout at the cheating father, anyway, he Lin Bai would rather watch the superficial movies of the thirty-two father-in-law than watch the literary movies of Lao Mouzi, it hurts the liver too much.

Lin Bai covered his face and walked away.

The next day, when Lin Bai was sitting by the stream and washing his feet, the elf princess came over: "Mr. Demon King, are you free?" I have something to say to you. ”

"Huh? What's up? ”

The elf princess sat down on the stone beside Lin Bai, her face was slightly red, and she said a little embarrassed: "The matter of you introducing me to the movie has already been settled, the old man director came to me and gave me a script for me to read, and the third sister of the blood phoenix helped me translate it, it turned out that I was going to play a female elf who was married to a human man......"

"Well, if you don't like it, you can't act." Lin Bai said: "This film is too nameless, and the elf girl I want you to play is too nameless, that is a fox spirit who eats men and doesn't spit out bones, which is not suitable for you." ”

"I'm going to act." The elf princess said very seriously: "Anyway, acting is fake, it's not the real me, even if I play a villain, it doesn't mean that I am a villain, I want to appear in the movie, and then show it to the sisters of the elf clan, everyone will envy me." ”

"Well, since it's your choice." Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "Then go." ”

"But...... But ......" the elf princess muttered: "In the film, I want to play a man who has been intimate and affectionate for a lifetime, there will be a lot of intimate scenes, I don't want to make those intimate actions with a male actor I don't know at all, what should I do?" ”

"Then let's not act."

"I want to act."

"Then don't mind the intimate shots."

"I don't mind."

"Then don't act."

"I want to act."

"I'll wipe ......" Lin Bai began to look for bacon on the ground, and wanted to buckle her up with bacon.

"That's what I thought." The elf princess said a little embarrassed: "Mr. Demon King...... You're the only demon man I know, or you'll play the leading role, if it's you, I can accept some physical touches that aren't too much...... It's absolutely not okay to change to a man. ”

"I don't know how to act, and I don't have any acting skills."

"The old director said that the actors this time are not going to act, and the whole movie exudes an atmosphere of 'artificiality', 'fake', and 'ridiculous', which makes people feel that this story is completely a hoax."

Lin Bai was speechless, damn old Mouzi, there are so many tricks in making a movie, where is there so much disgusting exquisiteness. He estimated that Lao Mouzi would not agree to let him be the leading actor, but he didn't expect to run over and ask, Lao Mouzi actually agreed: "Does Boss Lin play the leading role?" That's pretty good...... The actor of this movie just wants an ordinary person, not too handsome, not too strong aura, preferably a little **silk temperament, such a talent is suitable for deceiving elf girls, and she can't fool a really shrewd man. ”

In other words, it's easy to be deceived if you look like me? Lin Bai raised his fist: "Can I beat you?" ”

Seeing that Lao Mouzi is not young, Lin Bai still didn't beat him in the end, respecting the old and loving the young is the tradition of the Chinese people, and they should be moderately tolerant of the old man.

"Princess, it's going to be a movie! And it's the starring. ”

"The princess and the demon king are acting together in a movie!"

"The Queen will also play a supporting role in the film."

The news of this instantly deceived the entire elf village, and all the elves were ecstatic to see what kind of movie their queen and princess would make.

So, on the day when the first shot of "Black Forest" was filmed, there were elves standing around, high and low trees, and in the grass, all lying on their stomachs to watch the lively elves.

Lin Bai was wearing a very ordinary citizen's clothes, white-washed slacks, a T-shirt of more than 50 yuan a piece, and hiking shoes of 200 yuan on his feet, walking slowly on the ground covered with leaves in the Black Forest, looking at the mobile phone in his hand as he walked: "Strange, what kind of place is this?" The GPS map positioning function is actually not used. ”

Lin Bai's acting skills are not very good, but fortunately, he also has an advantage, that is, he will not be nervous and will not have stage fright. Because he is both a masked hero and a demon king, he has long been accustomed to seeing big scenes, and he has faced tens of thousands of fans, and has exercised his strong heart.

Lao Mouzi nodded secretly beside him: Although Boss Lin said that he can't act, but with this calmness, he is enough to be competent for many movie roles, calmness means nature, not pretentious, and will not act crookedly, in fact, he can develop towards the entertainment industry. (To be continued......)