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Divided into rooms! This was a good thing to see, and everyone was happy at once, and they all gathered around.

"Brother Liu, why did you live yesterday?" Category: Ask Liu Bei first.

"Yesterday, we didn't sleep at all, watching TV all night, oops, this big one is enjoyable, much more comfortable than your little thing, and we didn't sleep all night."

"Uh, Brother Liu, let's watch TV and say watch TV, don't say so ambiguous, okay, the current situation is, in this villa, there are four rooms upstairs, in addition to a study, there are three rooms to live in, downstairs is two rooms, I plan Xia Bing's room will not move, so calculated, we have a total of four rooms available, upstairs, downstairs, see how to distribute? First of all, I'm going to live downstairs. ”

If you open your mouth and ask for a room, there will only be three rooms upstairs, and several people will think about it in their hearts.

Dou E spoke first: "I don't care about others, I also want to live downstairs." ”

The category was startled, although Dou E has now recovered her original appearance, but in the category mind, as soon as she saw her, she couldn't help but think of the fragrant scene in the morning, the pair of big white legs. Now she has to live downstairs, it's hard to do it

Lu Bu and Liu Bei both stared at Dou E and the category with bad intentions, and Sister Furong also had an ambiguous look on her face, and she waved her hand hurriedly: "No, no, you shouldn't need yang energy now, what's the matter with me, I think you should go upstairs and be with Sister Rong." ”

"Sir, I misunderstood, I was going to sleep in the living room, so that I could protect you at all times. After all, we live here. There is no guarantee that there will be no accidents. Besides, the kitchen is on the first floor, so it's convenient for me to cook for everyone. ”

After Dou E finished speaking, everyone understood her intentions, and couldn't help but praise Dou E for thinking thoroughly, and it was also reasonable to think about it, but it was too aggrieved to let her live in the living room, if she was in a room with herself, he couldn't stand the cheap eyes of those people. Besides, if something really happens

Ahem, the category stopped his thoughts, and simply pointed to Xia Bing's room and said, "Then you can live in Xia Bing's room, anyway, they are all girls, I guess she has no opinion, sleeping in the living room is absolutely impossible." ”

Lu Bu and Liu Bei showed disappointed expressions on their faces, as if they hadn't seen a bustle.

This time, Dou E has arranged it, and there are Lu Bu, Liu Bei, Taishan, Sister Furong, Yihui, these five people, three rooms. How to divide it?

Lu Bu shouted first: "Anyway, I don't have a room with big ears, and there is." I'm not in the same house with Tarzan either. ”

The category said: "It's strange, it's understandable that you don't want to be with Brother Liu, Brother Tai hasn't offended you, right?" ”

Lu Bu rolled his eyes and said in a whisper: "He, he sleeps and snores, gritting his teeth and farting, and sleepwalking, and he almost sawed off my head last time with a saw blade." ”

Category's eyes widened: "And this, why don't I know?" ”

"You're not home in the middle of the night, you know a fart." Lu Budao.

The category turned to Taishan: "Brother Tai, is there such a thing?" ”

Tarzan grinned: "Hehe, there is such a thing, I used his neck as a big tree, sawed half of it and felt soft, then I woke up, and when I saw that he was glaring at me, I was scared and quickly settled him"

A fierce spirit, waved his hand and said: "You guys are playing too scary, but Brother Lu, if you don't live with the two of them, then you can only live with Brother Hui, in fact, it's also very good, he doesn't take up space, just a small oil lamp, this is always okay, right?" ”

Who knew that Lu Bu still shook his head: "Don't do it, he is like a dead man, he doesn't breathe for a day, he doesn't even have anyone to talk to, I have to go crazy." ”

The category was surprised: "Hey, this can't do that, don't you want to be with Sister Rong?" ”

Lu Bu thought about it seriously, nodded in embarrassment, and said, "Then it's up to you." ”

"I'll let you sleep in the living room according to my wishes, you're so beautiful that your nose is snot, and Sister Rong won't do that."

Everyone actually guessed what he meant, and couldn't help laughing, Sister Furong bent down with a smile, blinked her eyes and said: "Actually, it's very good, Lu Wenhou is the hero of the world in my heart, although he doesn't have colorful auspicious clouds, but he also has golden helmets and golden armor, but I'm afraid that in the future, his Diao Chan uncle will know about it and will come to scold him for splitting his legs, hahaha"

Everyone laughed again, but Lu Bu didn't care, and said cheekily: "What's so funny about this, it's common for a big man to have three wives and four concubines, and Diao Chan is not my wife, it's okay, that, Sister Rong, look at it"

The category kicked over and scolded: "Come and don't come closely, people are more than a thousand years younger than you, who is called sister, I don't agree with this, Brother Lu, you can honestly share a room with Brother Liu, it's okay to talk about those passionate years, it's better than anything else, and then Brother Tai and Brother Hui live in one room, and Sister Rong lives in one room, so it's decided." Uh, Brother Hui, I forgot to ask, you don't have any opinions, right? ”

The flames flickered a few times in the small oil lamp, and Yihui's voice came out: "As long as you don't stay with women, it's fine." ”

The category praised: "Brother Lu, you learn from other people's realm, this is a real hero, unlike you who only care about beauties, but you have lost the world." ”

Lu Bu said disapprerovingly: "Pull it down, those who are not close to women are called physiologically unhealthy, don't you hear that heroes are short of breath and have long children's affections, even the overlord of Western Chu broke his intestines for the death of Yu Ji, and finally lost his spirit, and killed himself Wujiang, but he is still the first overlord of the ages, a hero of the world, I Lu Bu has always admired it the most, so I will follow suit, why not?" ”

Without waiting for the scope to speak, Liu Bei had already taken the words, and he was not polite at all.

"Everyone in the world says that Wenhou is brave and brave, unparalleled in the world, do you really compare you to the overlord? The overlord of Xichu has the world in his heart, even if the army is defeated in Wujiang, it is also the destiny of heaven, and the reason for killing himself is that he has no face to see Jiangdong's father and elders, not for Yu Ji's martyrdom, thinking that he took 800 soldiers to break through the encirclement of 100,000 Han troops, what a hero, and in the end, he killed himself only for the prestige and dignity of the overlord. In his eyes, the love of children is long, how can they reach the great cause of the world, even if they die. Also fight your way out of the encirclement. Death by his own hands. From beginning to end, he did not fall into the majesty of the overlord. ”

Lu Bu squinted at Liu Bei: "What do you mean by this?" If it weren't for Baimenlou, you would have harmed me with a word, how could I have returned to the underworld early, how could there be one-third of you in the world, and when you were running around for the end of the world, why didn't you commit suicide for dignity? ”

"Hey, why don't you say that you robbed me of Xuzhou, I ran around the world to judge the situation. It's useless to say anything else, the winner is the prince and the loser, see who has the last laugh is the real character"

Lu Bu rolled up his arms and sleeves and stood up: "Okay, today I will let you know how you cried."

"What do you want to do, you need to know whether the gentleman moves his mouth or not"

"Phew, don't you say that I'm a villain Lu Bu, I never move my mouth when I can usually do it"

Seeing that the two of them didn't finish their sentences, they quarreled again, and they were even about to make a move, so they hurriedly stopped the two of them: "Okay, okay, Brother Lu, don't care." People say overlord, but they don't say you. It's a thousand years ago, why can't you two let it go, sit down quickly, sit down, Brother Liu, you don't have to say a few words, Lu Bu has a bad temper, you just let him say a few words"

Dou E and the others also came over to pull Lu Bu and persuaded one after another, Lu Bu sat down angrily, pointed at Liu Bei and shouted: "I said that I will not share a room with you, and I will not be in a room with you in the future, you give me a little care, I am so happy to kill people in my dreams!" ”

Category ran to the water dispenser to pick up a glass of water, handed it to Lu Bu, and couldn't help but be happy when he heard what he said: "Brother Lu, what's wrong with you, how can you be virtuous with Cao Cao, okay, it's all your own brothers, eat at the same table every day, watch TV on the sand on the other, what's there to quarrel about, if you don't want to share a room with Brother Liu, forget it, then go with Brother Tai, he is honest, and he won't mess with you, it's always okay, right?" ”

Lu Bu rolled his eyes, stopped talking, looked down at the glass of water, and shouted: "I don't drink white water, I want orange juice!" ”

"Okay, orange juice, I'll buy it for you later, drink this glass of water first."

The category is like coaxing a child, and finally let Lu Bu stop arguing, so he breathed a sigh of relief, wiped his sweat and said, "You guys, you can't let people save snacks." ”

Lu Bu stopped for a while, then stopped doing it, pointed to Taishan and said, "What should I do if he snores, and I strongly request that he not be allowed to bring an axe, chisel, hacksaw, or something into the house." Otherwise, you might as well change my room. ”

The category suddenly thought of something, and said with a smile: "Hey, Brother Lu, are you making this trouble just to share a room with Sister Rong?" ”

Lu Bu didn't blush, and said breathlessly: "Otherwise, I can share a room with Dou Dou." ”

"Don't you think about it!" This time, the category and Dou E said in unison.

Sister Fleur smiled and said, "Forget it, I think you are still with Mr. Taishan, but you can live next door to me, maybe one day I am in a good mood and will leave you a door." ”

Lu Bu's eyes lit up as soon as he heard this, and he didn't make any noise or shout, rubbed his hands and said, "Okay, then according to what you said, in fact, I am also very yearning for the life of your immortals, and we have the opportunity to discuss it together." ”

The category looked at Lu Bu with a smile and a smile, and said in his heart that he was really lustful, this kind of guy who was sad and cried for Diao Chan a moment ago, can be courteous to another beauty in the blink of an eye, and he really deserves to be a repeated person, the evaluation of the ancients, I am not deceiving.

In the end, the arrangement of the room was settled in Lu Bu's uproar, and the category and Dou E were on the first floor, and the two of them were next to each other. Lu Bu and Taishan live in the innermost room, which is the house where Sister Feng was haunted at the beginning, and Sister Furong lives in the middle, which is the house where the category beats rats. The last room belongs to Liu Bei and Yihui, which is actually about the same as Liu Bei's own house.

However, Liu Bei was very satisfied with this arrangement, because next door to him was the study, and he could go to read if he had nothing to do, which was equivalent to him occupying two rooms by himself, so his smiling eyes were almost squinted.

But after the scope was arranged, I remembered, where did Sister Feng and Xiaotong go?

When I asked Liu Bei, I found out that after they came yesterday, they went directly to the large refrigerator with the opposite door in the kitchen, and Sister Feng said happily: "This time it is finally spacious, and I don't have to live in the broken refrigerator that fell off the door before." ”

The category nodded, and instructed Dou E: "Since they have already moved in, then unplug the power of the refrigerator, it can save a lot of electricity, and also, help me connect the computer network cable first." ”

"Sir wants to go online?"

"No, I'm afraid that Ruofan and that little ghost won't come back" (to be continued!)

ps: A day in advance to all book friends to say goodbye to the early year, tomorrow to come to the official, haha, I wish everyone a fortune immediately!