Chapter 927: How about taking me as a disciple?
Gauss Shi did not deal with Shi Bucai, although in one city he rarely interacted. Seeing Shi Bucai running in in a panic, Gao Sishi sat behind the desk and did not move, quietly looking at the shiny head.
Shi Bucai sat opposite Gao Sishi, his lips closed tightly and he did not speak. Gao Sishi didn't know that this big head couldn't speak, and he was very strange in his heart, the big head usually talked a lot of nonsense, what happened today? Could it be that some kind of bad luck has been poured down, and someone has made him suffer? Oh hahaββ, good, fabulous, great!
Shi Bucai pointed to his mouth and spread his hands, meaning that he could not speak. No way, I haven't learned dumb language.
Gauss is a high-level intellectual, and he still has this comprehension, knowing that Shi Bucai said that he couldn't speak. Deng Shi was shocked in his heart, Shi Bucai's opponent is very powerful? He was so scared that he didn't dare to speak?
Gausss stood up and quickly closed the doors and windows. I don't worry, I added a shield to the door, window, etc. Nima, this big head specializes in things that don't grow assholes. Why are you running to me when you meet a powerful opponent, isn't this causing me trouble?
Shi Bucai shook his hand, which means that no one is following, don't make a fuss about Lao Gao. The amount of information that this gesture was intended to convey was a little larger, and the senior intellectuals did not understand it. Gao Sishi yelled at Shi Bucai: "I said big head, you are causing trouble outside!" If you can beat it, you can fight, if you can't beat it, you can run away, why are you running to me? You're in trouble, aren't you? You're hell-bent on harming me, aren't you? β
Shi Bucai still shook his hand. But this time I added shaking my head. The high-level intellectuals still didn't understand, and still roared and ridiculed: "Aren't you afraid of anyone? Don't you squirt? As soon as the smell is sprayed, aren't the gods all going to retreat? You squirt him wow! Damn, is there anyone in this world who is not afraid of smelling? β
Shi Bucai was in a hurry, holding his upper lip with his left hand and tugging his lower lip with his right hand, and pulled it a few times, which meant that he couldn't open his mouth.
Huhββ, mouth is glued? Who and what brand of glue are used to stick people's mouths alive?
Shi Bucai was in a hurry again, grabbed the pen and paper on the table, and wrote a few words, "I was killed by your student." β
Victimized by my students? I teach construction engineering, not chemistry. Gao Sishi never regarded Zhang Qiusheng as his student, and he didn't think about this scourge for a while.
Shi Bucai wrote three big characters on the paper: "Zhang, Qiu, and Sheng". Gao Sishi looked at these three words, froze for four or five seconds, and suddenly jumped up like a burning buttocks, shouting: "Damn!" How did you get him here? β
Gaussy quickly packed up his things and said, "I have to go." You sit slowly. After speaking, he didn't care about Shi Bucai's reaction, and hurriedly ran towards the door.
However, it was too late, and Zhang Qiusheng had already arrived at the door. Gauss immediately closed the door, turned around and ran to the window. I didn't have time to open the window according to the procedure, and I punched the middle of the window sash, and the whole window was broken, and Gauss jumped out of the window without saying a word.
Five floors, when I fell to the second and a half floors, I felt my neck being pulled, and then I went up. Gausss struggled desperately, kicking and slashing his arms desperately. But it didn't work, and in the end it was fished into the office like a big fish.
Gao Sishi got up as soon as he turned around, regardless of Zhang Qiusheng, and scolded Shi Bucai first: "Groove mud horse! Lao Tzu hid from this scourge for half a year, and was destroyed by you in the first few minutes. Grooved mud horse! It's not good to talk when you come, you said I would run early! At this time, Gauss did not have the image of a high-level intellectual at all, similar to those street shrews.
Shi Bucai was scolded, but a smile appeared on his face. He really can't open his mouth, otherwise he will have to laugh. People are sympathetic to each other, and he is happy with the same disease. The more angry Gao Sishi was, the more Shi Bucai smiled.
Gauss really didn't scold, Shi Datou gloated and scolded again, it was boring. Gao Sishi sat down on the chair, he wanted to see how Zhang Qiusheng cleaned up the big head. It's best to use heavy hands to glue the big head's asshole as well, so that he can't breathe at both ends.
However, Zhang Qiusheng ignored Shi Bucai, and instead troubled Gao Sishi: "You are our school teacher?" What course do you teach? Of course Zhang Qiusheng knew these people, but he didn't know their names.
Gauss turned his face to the side and closed his mouth tightly without answering. I admit that I am a scoundrel in the cultivation realm. But the cultivation of the truth is the cultivation of the truth, and the world is the world. In the world I am a professor and a respected intellectual. Intellectuals must have the character of intellectuals, and they must maintain the dignity of teachers.
It doesn't matter if Gao Sishi doesn't answer Zhang Qiusheng, there are ready-made traitors next to him. Shi Bucai grabbed a pen and paper and wrote: Gao Sishi, professor, doctoral supervisor, teaching building mechanics. Age 53 on ID card, chronological age 75, unmarried. No wife, no children, no parents; There is no sect, no master, no apprentice, and there are no personnel in the whole double material.
Oh, Gao Sishi, Professor Gao, Zhang Qiusheng arched his hand at Gao Sishi and said, "Long admiration, long admiration." I'll just say that the teacher of construction mechanics in the course is your old man, but I have never seen you give a lecture. It's all called what is to fool us. β
Just as he was talking about what he was, he came here, holding his stomach and saying to Gao Sishi: "Teacher Gao, I have diarrhea and stomach pain, and I can't continue today's class." β
How can you have diarrhea if you are good? Gao Sishi looked at Zhang Qiusheng and waved his hand to let He Wei go quickly. Eighty percent is the legendary Barbarakuz. casually used spells on ordinary people, Zhang Qiusheng was really lawless.
Gauss immediately used his aura to protect his whole body. Don't let this kid do this to me. Zhang Qiusheng didn't think about making Gao Si Shi strained, he suddenly thought about something now: "Hey, Mr. Gao, you are a doctoral supervisor, right?" Let's discuss something, how about taking me as a disciple? β
Accept you, take you as an apprentice? Gao Sishi's eyes widened, and he said, "You're only a little older, so it's a little early to think about this problem, right?" β
Not early, not early, the great man taught us: 10,000 years is too long, seize the day. The great man also taught us that one day is equal to twenty years. Zhang Qiusheng said: "This undergraduate is tired and wants to end it early. What do you think? β
No way! Gauss resolutely rejected this delusion. Just kidding, I want to go to graduate school before I finish my freshman year. As soon as this kind of precedent is opened, Shuangjiang Institute of Technology will be chaotic.
Why not? Zhang Qiusheng said: "This kind of deal is very affordable for both you and me. First, you have accepted a good student; Second, I can skip a few years of school and go to socialist construction ahead of schedule. You, me, the country, and all three parties are all benefited, so why not? β
Put your mother's stinky shit! But he didn't scold it. Now I am a professor, a secular professor, and I have to maintain the image of an intellectual. It's not like in the cultivation realm, I'm just a little plucker, I can play scoundrels, and I can curse people casually.
Zhang Qiusheng didn't know that Gauss was really switching identities back and forth in his stomach, and seeing that he was silent, he thought that he was silent to express his disagreement.
In fact, Zhang Qiusheng graduated from the bachelor's degree, and he can also be admitted to graduate school without re-studying as an undergraduate. When he saw Gao Sishi arranging the score like this, he didn't bother to be long-winded, and turned to deal with Shi Bucai: "Have you figured it out? β
Shi Bucai nodded vigorously. What if you don't figure it out? Zhang Qiusheng asked again: "Do you know my rules?" If you don't agree with the first offer, I will definitely increase the price the second time. Seeing that you have difficulty speaking, I will just say it, 240,000 millimeters. If you're five millimeters wide, you're going to get 1.2 million. I've always been genuine in my business, and I'm not a fool. β
Damn, I'm just like that! You are a bully to everyone, and you can't be deceived anymore. There was a lawsuit in his stomach, but he didn't dare to show it on his face at all, Shi Bucai nodded violently and said that he accepted the price. Grabbing a pen and paper again, he wrote, "How much does it cost to open all the money?" Thinking about it, he quickly added, "How about the discount?" "Nima, what I said before you made an offer, you can't say that I made a bid.
Okay, look at the fact that you just actively exposed the cultivation of the true demon Gao Si Shi, and give you a preferential price. Zhang Qiusheng said: "The whole mouth is fully open, this, you can add another 1.2 million." I'm jumping off the price, tearful sale. One and a half nostrils will count you as a hundred thousand. In total, you take 2.5 million and count it. β
Nima, you're blackmailing. It's obviously your own sin, and it's as if you were so generous. Shi Bucai knocked out his teeth and spit out in his stomach, and he didn't dare to show a little unpleasant expression on his face. was misunderstood by Zhang Qiusheng, maybe the price will increase again.
Shi Bucai took out two checks from his handbag. One is a cash check and the other is a transfer check. Then look at Zhang Qiusheng, meaning that you want cash or transfer.
"Make a transfer check." Zhang Qiusheng took out a note with an account number on it. Yesterday, I had already consulted with the sales department of the securities company. Forgive Shi Datou can't escape from the palm of his hand.
Shi Bucai couldn't hold back his tears. Nima, you have long been ready, knowing that Lao Tzu is going to surrender unconditionally. How did Lao Tzu fall into the hands of the number one scourge in the cultivation realm!
Shi Bucai wiped his tears and hurriedly opened the check so as not to have too many dreams at night. Zhang Qiusheng shouted out the window: "Old Gao, come here." β
In the blink of an eye, the high mountain cold is coming. Zhang Qiusheng handed him the check and said, "You go to the bank to transfer the account." Then I went to the securities business department to hand over the bottom copy of the check to them, and handled the affairs of the large account room. β
Gao Shan Han raised his feet and left. Zhang Qiusheng called him again and said, "The account has been transferred, you call this first." Zhang Qiusheng pointed to the phone on Gauss's desk. To be Takayama Han will remember the number.
According to the usual practice, Zhang Qiusheng used a silver needle to prick Shi Bucai's head and neck, and then left the needle. Usually it takes 20 minutes to stay in the needle, but today I am waiting for a call from Gao Shan Han. He kept the needle for as long as the phone came. What if Shi Datou is writing a blank check?
Fortunately, about half an hour later, Takayama Han's call came. Zhang Qiusheng went to two three times, pulled out all the needles on Shi Bucai's head, turned around and ran immediately. He had already looked at Shi Datou with a disapprehensive face, he was not afraid of 10,000 in case, if this big head sprayed a stinky breath, he would be obedient.
Sure enough, Shi Bucai found that his mouth could be opened, and immediately took a deep breathββγ Gao Sishi found that something was wrong, and he didn't even have time to stop it, so he ran away without saying a word.
Shi Bucai didn't even spray three mouthfuls of stinky air to finish the depression in his heart. He couldn't spray anymore, the stench was too heavy for him to stand it.