Chapter 594: Emojis
Tie Jun replied with a very confident expression: "Automatic posting software!"
The water army under the Iron Army can't help but be divided into three departments, some of them are responsible for constantly registering accounts, some of them are responsible for setting up automatic posts with software, and only a small number of people are used as public opinion guides.
Cheng Hao gave an admiring thumbs up and praised him for his good performance.
"Brother Xie Cheng praises!" Tie Jun clenched his fists.
The good news came one after another, and Cheng Hao couldn't close his mouth happily: "Okay, good!"
"Report! I have inquired about the situation of the enemy!"
"Okay!" Cheng Hao in front of the computer slapped excitedly on the table: "Say it quickly!"
"The other party is the Demon King Water Army! The preliminary prediction is that the personnel are about 5,000, and I have already heard that they will put all their focus on the Tianya Forum next!"
"Ah!" As soon as these words came out, the other four people were surprised, the Demon King Water Army was their old enemy, and all the Water Army had been bullied and oppressed by the Demon King Water Army.
"Got it!" Cheng Hao replied.
"Brother Cheng, did you give the order?" Tie Jun took the initiative to ask for revenge, and he couldn't bear the revenge: "Tianya has been occupied by the people of the Demon King Water Army, let me take my brothers to take it back!"
"Okay!" Cheng Hao immediately said: "The naval army once again went deep into the Cape Forum, but pay attention to one point, do not engage the enemy head-on, and retreat immediately once there is a frontal conflict!"
"This ......" Tie Jun hesitated a little, and Ben Xiang tore it with the other party.
"Execute the order!" Cheng Hao said.
"Yes!" Iron Jun made an obedient expression.
Time passed little by little, and in a blink of an eye, it was noon, and many employees in the company went to eat after work.
Zhang Xiaoli took the initiative to knock on the door of Cheng Hao's office and whispered, "Chairman, don't forget to have lunch!"
"You go buy me a quick meal!" Cheng Hao stared at the computer without raising his head.
"Oh! got it!" Zhang Xiaoli nodded and cautiously closed the door.
At this moment, there is basically no remarks about Cheng Hao in the post bar and the circle of friends, but there are slanders and insults against Cheng Hao everywhere in the forum.
When it came to Cheng Hao's generation, it was amazing, and he directly made the little white face of Guan Meiqian, the first goddess of Shenhai City, eating her and drinking her.
"Hahaha!" Cheng Hao laughed at this, the imagination of these sailors is really amazing.
Sitting in front of the computer, Cheng Hao opened some more posts, which can be said to be unusual, and he even doubted that he could become an Internet celebrity by opening a Weibo.
Half an hour, Zhang Xiaoli walked into the office with a fast food box: "Brother Cheng, your fast food!"
"Thank you!" Cheng Hao took the fast food box and opened it to eat, at this time the battle situation was tense, and he was busy eating.
"You are busy eating, choking!" Zhang Xiaoli hurriedly poured a cup of hot water for Cheng Hao.
"Hey, hey!" Cheng Hao took the water cup with a smile: "It's still Xiaoli's caring!"
When Cheng Hao said this, Zhang Xiaoli blushed embarrassedly, lowered her head and muttered, and left the office in a hurry.
After eating the fast food, Cheng Hao immediately clicked on QQ.
"Report, get ready to attack!"
Cheng Hao quickly tapped the keyboard: "Okay!"
"Yes!" Tie Jun saluted.
Twenty minutes later, Cheng Hao distributed the trap emojis collected from the whole network to other armies.
Half an hour later, Cheng Hao announced the latest combat order, but Cheng Hao came with a dead order, and only emojis were allowed to go into battle.
This command immediately aroused everyone's approval, and memes have always been based on words but higher than words.
Forty minutes later, all the five sailors arrived at the Cape Forum, and the Tiejun himself provoked a dispute between the two sides.
The Demon King Water Army began an attack full of saliva all over the mountains, and accusations against Cheng Hao were everywhere.
Sitting in front of Cheng Hao's computer, Cheng Hao didn't bother to pay attention to these accusations, and immediately ordered, and the emoji attack began.
Almost instantly, the meme spread throughout the forum.
Emojis can be refreshed in major sections at a wonderful speed, no matter what the other party scolds, the roadless water army responds to emojis.
One ridiculous meme after another, completely disrupting the enemy's camp.
It seems to be a soft emoji, but it hides a murderous intention, and finally has to withdraw from the battlefield.
The war is still going on, and in the science and technology center, Guan Meiqian is holding a tablet in the office and watching the attack and battle between the two sides, which is really ridiculous.
"What are you laughing at, so happy?" Assistant Zhang Xiaoli entered the office and saw Guan Meiqian smiling all the time.
"Look at it!" Guan Meiqian handed the tablet computer to Zhang Xiaoli.
Zhang Xiaoli curiously closed the tablet: "What is a good thing?"
It's okay not to look at it, but this time, Zhang Xiaoli smiled and bent over: "This group of people is too cute, they don't post anything, they only publish love packets!"
"Giggles!" Covering her small mouth, Guan Meiqian couldn't help laughing.
At this moment on the forum, the battle between the two sides is still fermenting, under the effect of emojis, the demon king water army can be said to be fighting and retreating, almost powerless to face the enemy head-on, and finally resorted to a big trick, reasonable.
In front of the computer, he saw that the other party asked to be reasonable, and without saying a word, he posted the information that Cui Chengzhi gave him a few days ago on the computer.
The netizens of the forum asked for human flesh Cheng Hao, but they didn't want the whole Wang Hui to be pulled out first.
The post admits that Wang Hui is a woman who has lost her footing in the shampoo room in Xiangdong.
The five-way army almost non-stop top posts, less than half an hour, without website arrangement, the post has become a hit.
This time, the water army started a new round of floor washing, but this wave of floor washing not only had no effect, but angered the netizens who watched the excitement, so the netizens in the small department joined the army of crusading against Wang Hui.
For a while, the wind direction of the Internet changed from crusading against Cheng Hao to crusading against Wang Hui.
What's more, he posted that Wang Hui had done his own business, and dozens of his buddies had a relationship with Wang Hui.
Under the command of Cheng Hao's latest combat order.
Many netizens have raised questions, what does this Wang Hui want to do?
Throughout the afternoon, the name Cheng Hao slowly retreated on the Internet, and Wang Hui's topic became hot.
The Devil's Naval Army in the forum chose to surrender, and negotiated a truce agreement with the opposing Pathless Naval Army General that year.
Cheng Hao personally agreed to the agreement, the Demon King Water Army promised to withdraw from the Cape Forum, and the Iron Army promised not to attack the Demon King Water Army again.
The iron army's sailors won a complete victory, and the five generals even wanted to worship Cheng Hao, hoping that Cheng Hao would continue to be their commander.
But Cheng Hao excused himself with too many things, he likes to participate in the offensive war on the Internet, but it shows that there are indeed many things to do in life, and he really has no time to care.
Although he won the battle, Cheng Hao still did not forget to give a very considerable pension to his subordinates.
Although they all refused, Cheng Hao persevered to the end, and in the end, the navy had to pay this military salary. And guaranteed that if Cheng Hao is in trouble next time, it will definitely be an obligation to help, and no penny will be charged.
Cheng Hao's gongs and drums are joyful, but in the wind home in the south of the city, the flower girl's even is wrinkled into folds.
"Online, how's it going?" With red wine, Feng Lan walked down from the upper floor.