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Human desires. Hope is difficult to satisfy, but at the same time, human desires. Hope is easily satisfied; People are also very fickle, so people's desires. Hope has become elusive, and there is finally no god in this world, probably because people are angry with them.
So day after day, year after year, most people live a monotonous life for ten years, and when this immutable day finally becomes unbearable, people begin to toss. So all kinds of spending money to find guilt are popular, and they are packaged by people with a heart into a variety of healthy and beneficial images, in fact, to put it bluntly, people are bored and want to toss, of course, those unhealthy tosses do not need to be said.
However, some people want to toss but don't even have the conditions to toss, they have almost no time for themselves except to work hard to keep themselves alive and work hard for a better future, and complaining about boring life has even become a luxury, such as our protagonist Yang Xiaofan.
At this time, an opportunity to spend a penny fell from the sky, and from then on, the ordinary life of our dear protagonist Yang Xiaofan was like the rolling Pearl River, never to return. Every day, he would wail in the thrilling urban adventures, praying to the gods who had been to death to let the ordinary and simple days come again!
Well, now let our protagonist take you to a dangerous new world that subverts your senses!
Note: It's just a subversion of the senses, don't expect too much!
Let's start with our main character.
He, called Yang Xiaofan, is twenty-five years old this year, unmarried, young and young, Yangcheng people, currently living in Pengcheng, with parents at home, an ordinary worker family, graduated from a second-rate university, studied information technology, and is currently working in the Pengcheng Cuixiang Road branch of a large chain store with a state-owned background, with two years of service, serving as an information maintainer and network engineer, with a monthly income of four thousand plus, sometimes more than five thousand, but he is a moonlight family, four thousand five thousand is actually no difference.
The guy looks passable, at least he won't scare the child when he walks at night, he is one meter seven or eight tall, barely past the cripple line, he doesn't have a girlfriend who is currently dating, he spends the slow long nights by masturbating on weekdays, he loves online games and drinking, whining, pickling girls, oh, and scolding his boss.
lived in a relative's house, and the relative's family went abroad to work as an immigration supervisor in that cold and empty place, so he said that he was helping to look after the house, but in fact, he rubbed the house, and even the water and electricity bills were rubbed by the way, which was really shameless.
This is a very ordinary night in early May, Pengcheng in May is already quite hot season, but modern people have caught up with a good era, no matter how hot the day is, we have an artifact air conditioner in hand, and the great demon king of the flames, the Sun Gonggong, also has to kneel.
In the room where the doors and windows are closed, you can only hear the sound of the buzzing air conditioner, as well as the sound of the mouse clicking, listening to that rhythm, the hand speed of this child's shoes is still quite considerable, but the current game master does not rely on the speed of the hand, but the speed of spending money.
Sure enough, soon a crisp sound of smashing the mouse sounded, followed by Yang Xiaofan's angry scolding: "I'll go!" Nima open the hang, Lao Tzu worked so hard to save up in a purple suit, even Nima can't stand it for twenty seconds, rely on! What a broken game, you know to make money, Huaxia's games are all plagued by these unscrupulous businessmen, damn! ”
Yang Xiaofan scolded and walked around the room, kicking the mattress from time to time, or punching the soft pillow, he was not stupid, so he wouldn't hit the wall and kick the stool, he was already angry enough, and he used his body to vent his anger, how many two must it be?
After venting, Yang Xiaofan, who was slightly sweating, felt a lot more comfortable, exhaled a heavy breath, yelled, 'It's just a matter of starting over', and then walked out, turned around, and returned to the computer with a bottle of condensed water droplets in his hand.
grabbed the mouse and hesitated for a long time, and finally clicked the button to delete the character: "Grass, can't I stop playing, break the game, let's find it again!" ”
Yang Xiaofan clicked on the website of the game community, looking for a new target, suddenly, Yang Xiaofan found that on the suspended advertising board of the screen, there was a very strange thing dangling, look at the appearance of the icon, it is the legendary random login reward, I heard that there is the latest internal test code or something like that, Yang Xiaofan shouted 'lucky', and clicked on it quickly, and now the advantage of fast hand speed finally came into play.
"Sample, where to run, hehe"
"Ding, welcome! Do you find your 10-year ordinary life boring? Do you feel the pent-up agitation and dissatisfaction in your heart? Can you still sit in front of your computer and look up at the white ceiling? Do you know you're wasting your precious life? Congratulations, you've now got a chance to change all that! Yes, it's free, as long as you fill in your contact information and delivery address here, and click the agree button, your life will change completely. From now on, the ordinary, plain, and peaceful life will be gone forever, what are you hesitating about, order now, and you can also get an additional set of scenario modes, completely free, absolutely completely free! What are you hesitating about, this product is available on a first-come, first-served basis, and all you can't get is complaining! ”
The blood-red free words strongly attracted Yang Xiaofan's eyes, although this advertising slogan seems to be a bit two, but aren't all advertisements like this? Eh, it's free!! It's free, so you won't miss it! Can't hesitate!
Yang Xiaofan will never admit that he was moved by those low-level advertising words, he was just moved by the word free, he didn't read anything else, he really didn't read it! Although, his life is really very pale and uninteresting.
Yang Xiaofan gritted his teeth, isn't it just a phone number and address? What's the big deal, I don't know how many times my information has been sold for a long time, and I don't care about this time.
Yang Xiaofan, who has a super high hand speed, gave full play to his advantages, crackled and knocked hard, and then clicked the huge blue agree button below, and then there was no more, the pop-up window was closed, everything seemed to have never happened, and there was no follow-up and no email or SMS notification.
After waiting for a long time, Yang Xiaofan finally admitted that he had been deceived again! Nima isn't this an obvious scam, after talking for a long time, this advertisement didn't say what he got for free, this is really unprofessional, so you can also write what is free, right?
What's even more sad is that Yang Xiaofan was really fooled, Yang Xiaofan suddenly felt very sad, his IQ is developing inversely proportional with the rise of temperature, but relying on his IQ on the temperature itself shows that his IQ is very problematic.
The game account was deleted in a fit of anger, and then it was played by the unscrupulous liar, today is really unlucky, the depressed Yang Xiaofan simply gave up on himself, this night, the room was filled with a strange smell, and countless facial tissues were consumed.
Exhausted, Yang Xiaofan fell asleep on the bed, he didn't know that the world was about to change.