Chapter 196: Are You Wearing Condoms?
At this time, not long after the reform and opening up, when talking about these topics, the official did not pursue them, but people themselves were ashamed and embarrassed. Prostitution is a negative word related to sex, and a man will be very sensitive to it, either hated or longed for or condemned or supported, or hypocrite or true villain.
Li Mantun nodded, and the police saw him nodding and thought that this was it. What deals with prostitutes, I am afraid that this prostitute is himself, or the person who is lying down. Thinking of this, the police were furious, wiping the rotten dirt of your mother, you were a prostitute, and the customer was reasonable, and the traffic was blocked.
Look at the two again, one is depressed and the other is simply lying down. I'm afraid, I'm afraid that I have a venereal disease. Yes, not only with venereal diseases, but with terminal illness. Everyone has compassion, and the police can't help but express deep sympathy for the two young "soldiers". I secretly scolded in my heart, the decadent world view of the bourgeoisie is harmful, and if you get such a dirty disease at such a young age, your immortal future will be ruined.
The policeman did not forget his duty, and thought that he should coax him to drive the car to the side of the road so as not to block the traffic. So he said to Li Mantun: "How did you deal with prostitutes?" "Show your concern first, and then let him move the car. The rabbit is in a hurry and bites, don't pull the back of the pad to cause a traffic accident.
Li Mantun said weakly: "It's nothing, just slapped him a few times and sat on his bed." He was succinct and to the point, but it was true. But the police don't think so, how can a prostitute-customer tell a stranger the details of a prostitute. Especially against the police? In general, it is always necessary to overwrite and not be ambiguous. The so-called slap a few times, I am afraid that I touched my face, and even kissed a few times. As for sitting on the bed for a while, that's even more of a joke, I'm afraid it was a little sleep, right? Or even a big sleep.
The policeman said kindly: "Well, I don't know much about this." As for this matter, the security police are more expert. As for me, I'm just a traffic policeman. It's called a specialization, right? However, the slap is wrong. When Li Mantun heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised, and hurriedly asked: "Why is it wrong to slap the face?" What he was most afraid of was actually sitting on the prostitute's bed for a while, with his hands still propped up on the bed. I didn't expect the slap to be wrong. It seems that Zhang Qiusheng asked him to slap people with the soles of his shoes.
The policeman shook his head and sighed, saying, "Haven't you heard?" As the saying goes: if a good sore doesn't hit the face, it's either bayberry or ringworm. Bayberry sores can grow on the face! Li Mantun's heart sank coldly, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, a slap can pull out such a big problem, how is this good? However, I have not heard that syphilis is an incurable disease, and it may be cured. I quietly went home for treatment, and no one knew if it was a shame. As far as Lao Zhang knows, Lao Zhang will definitely not say it, and he can fully believe this.
Li Mantun was thinking nonsense, but the policeman didn't stop, he continued: "As for being in bed, that, that, sit for a while. I don't know what kind of disease I'm going to get, but it's the dirtiest place in the world, and it's probably dirtier than a dung pit. The dung pit is dirty to the eye, but the bed of that kind of person is dirty, but it is invisible. ”
Li Mantun trembled and asked, "Then, how about that?" The policeman suddenly thought of something, and quickly took two steps back away from the car window before saying, "I, I don't know either." To be sure, there are all kinds of STDs, and most STDs can be cured, which is nothing, but I am afraid that there is, there is HIV. That, that, that's, that's, it's terrible. This possibility was originally expected by Li Mantun, but it was not good. But the police stayed far away, for fear of infecting him. This is a fatal blow to Li Mantun, even the police are afraid of this, is this thing good?
Another policeman saw that the work here was always not good, thinking that the driver was difficult to shave his head, so he also ran over. As soon as the two policemen met, the original policeman whispered a few words in the ear of the later policeman, and the policeman, who was only in his twenties, immediately stood far away.
In fact, this is the result of too one-sided propaganda on the prevention and treatment of venereal diseases. The propaganda of STD prevention and treatment always emphasizes the danger of STDs, and for a time in people's minds, STDs are like a flood of beasts talking about tiger discoloration, and there is little understanding of the transmission route, pathogenesis and pathology of STDs. In addition, ordinary people, including Zhang Qiusheng, don't care about this, let alone learn this knowledge.
Two policemen, one of whom stood on the side of the road, directed the evacuation of traffic. When the driver of a car passed by, he said to the police with a dissatisfied face: "Why don't you care about that Land Rover parked in the middle of the road?" The policeman whispered, "The man in that car may have AIDS, why don't you tell me?" I authorize you. This man stepped on the accelerator and said: "The people's police are for the people, so you should say it." After saying that, he ran away.
Although the policeman's voice is small, what kind of ear power does Li Mantun have? smiled sadly, started the car and slowly moved to the side of the road to stop. His mind is very messy now, but he doesn't dare to drive blindly and run blindly, if he hits someone, it will be too much of a sin. Zhang Qiusheng also sat up, took out a cigarette and handed it to Li Mantun, and lit one himself.
Li Mantun took a puff of his cigarette and asked Zhang Qiusheng, "Lao Zhang, what do you say is the matter with these prostitutes?" STDs are so terrifying, why aren't they afraid of death? Zhang Qiusheng thought for a while and said, "Afraid of death, are you afraid of death?" You're so scared mainly because you're afraid of ruining your reputation, right? Prostitutes, they don't want a good reputation anyway. Besides, since ancient times, there has been a saying that there is a knife on the head of the word color, and the real pervert may not be afraid of death. ”
Li Mantun scolded: "Damn, I've seen someone who wants money and doesn't want to die, but I haven't seen someone who wants sex and doesn't want to die, but today is considered to be insightful." His grandmother's, but dragged Lao Tzu into the water. Zhang Qiusheng said unsympathetically: "What's the matter of dragging you into the water?" Your family is a family of immortal cultivators anyway, even if you haven't practiced the incorruptible body of King Kong, the elders in the family have refined so many elixirs, isn't it called when the thrush is taken out of the sleeve cage? If we ordinary people go into the water, it will be miserable, even if you are angry, your parents and elders will not practice for me. Cultivation items cannot be shown to ordinary people, I know this rule. ”
Li Mantun sighed and said, "My family is not good at alchemy, and neither can Lao Wu and their Liu family. In fact, in the entire cultivation world, it is said that only one or two people can do alchemy. It's one or two people, not one or two sects. Besides, even if you can refine the pill, you will definitely not refine any pill to cure venereal diseases. From ancient times to the present, I have never heard of anyone who has had venereal diseases, have you ever heard of people who cultivate immortals - prostitutes? No one has sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) if there is no one for prostitution, no one has sexually transmitted diseases, who will have nothing to do when they are full, and to study how to treat them? ”
Zhang Qiusheng heard Li Mantun say this, and said heartlessly: "Congratulations, you are the first person to have venereal diseases in the cultivation realm." It's hard to be the first in everything, and although the first person with a venereal disease is not good, it's not the first, isn't it? ”
Li Mantun knew that this guy was so virtuous, and he didn't have anything good to say in his mouth, so he didn't bother to bother with him. While watching the green smoke rise from his fingers, he asked, "Lao Zhang, do you think the HIV-AIDS virus can be forced out of the body?" ”
Zhang Qiusheng shook his head and said, "I don't know, I haven't had this thing, how can I know?" After thinking about it, he said, "Or do you have to do it once or twice?" First, you can test whether you can force it out with internal force; Second, you can also let your parents and elders refer to it in detail to see if they can refine the healing pill? If it succeeds, it will be a great contribution to the cause of prostitution in the cultivation realm, which is a great merit. ”
Fuck, if you can't bear it, you don't have to put up with it anymore. Li Mantun was annoyed and angry by what Zhang Qiusheng said, and was about to find words to fight back, when two policemen came. After the two of them evacuated the traffic, they saw that the Land Rover had not left, and guessed that the two might be disheartened. It's not good for anyone to put this matter on anyone, and men still understand each other on this point.
A policeman came to the car and bent down about two or three feet away to talk to Li Mantun. They didn't dare to get too close, and everyone didn't know much about it for fear of infection. The policeman asked, "I remember something, did you bring a condom?" ”
Zhang Qiusheng was not happy when he heard this, what do you call you? It's none of my business at all, how can you get me involved. However, looking at Li Mantun's pitiful appearance. If you leave yourself alone, I'm afraid he will feel lonely. Then, what, you just want you, people call it sacrificing their lives to accompany the gentleman, and I call it sacrificing their lives to accompany AIDS.
Li Mantun didn't understand what this traffic police meant. Seeing that Li Mantun hesitated and didn't say anything, the traffic police said in a sympathetic tone: "Alas, you can eat whatever you want." It's like hospice care. The implication is that if you have any unfulfilled wishes, you should hurry up and do it.
Li Mantun said blankly: "I have always eaten whatever I want, and if I don't have it for a while, I have to do everything possible to find it, and I will not feel at ease until I eat it." ”
The traffic policeman sighed, thinking that this is a muddy boy, the family is rich and powerful, so naturally he can eat whatever he wants. Seeing this good young man, his life was not guaranteed due to a momentary mistake, and he couldn't help but feel heartache, and even said: "It's still too young, I don't know how to wear a condom." Even developed countries like Europe and the United States cannot cure a disease, but you are infected. I don't know how sad your parents will be when they find out. ”
Zhang Qiusheng and Li Mantun are both masters who accept the soft and not the hard, and they are very moved when they see that the traffic police brother is sincerely anxious for them. Zhang Qiusheng didn't care about being brought in for no reason, and Li Mantun also had a good impression of the traffic policeman. I just listened to him repeatedly say what to wear a condom, and I didn't understand it, so I asked, "Big brother, what kind of condom are you talking about?" Why can't I understand? ”
The two traffic policemen stomped their feet again and again: "Confused, confused!" I didn't even know about condoms, so I went and did that. Alas, I still suffered the loss of being young and having little knowledge! ”
If it were to reach the 21st century, any middle school student who did not know what a condom was would definitely be despised by his classmates as pretending to be pure. Even by the mid-nineties, very few of secondary school students did not know condoms.