Chapter 4 This princess has no brains

"Hey, fourth sister, fifth sister, don't give face! This skirt was exchanged for a glass hairpin in the human world, you can wear it for me!"

"No, brother, we don't wear skirts only zero and countless times in men's clothing. ”

Seeing that the two of them had a tough attitude, Ruonu had to give up.

"Cousin, what are you talking about, so lively. As soon as the words fell, I saw a girl dressed in black walking with a feather fan. With the screams of the male maid, Wakanu ran over excitedly to greet the person.

"Cousin Ruyan, did you bring what I wanted?"

"Here, cousin. Then the man took out an iron rod from his cuff, and when he folded it in the middle, it became a delicate nunchuck. "I wonder what my cousin wants it for?"

Without waiting for the girl to answer, the fourth sister preemptively said, "Cousin doesn't know, my brother wants to use it when he duels with the horse on the wedding night." ”

"I really don't know what my brother thinks," the fifth sister couldn't help but complain, "The cave room is not a battlefield, why fight to the death." Brother, you are a man, and you don't have to participate in the battle between the prince and me, find someone to marry, how good it is to live with peace of mind, and ask for hardship!"

"I know that you and I are talking from the bottom of your heart. But to be honest, you women are stubborn, let me tell you, women in the outside world are delicate and protected by men. It is precisely because of the incompetence of the men of the spirit race that women are rampant! Lao Tzu does not believe in evil, I have to reverse this unhealthy spirit, and then you will wait to wear skirts. ”

Looking at Ruonu's cute appearance of "not ashamed", Ruyan laughed out loud and knocked Ruonu's head with a feather fan, "The real person who is strong is my cousin, fortunately, Concubine Shuniang went to ask for peace for the concubine, otherwise I would have to break out in a cold sweat when I heard my cousin's ambitions." ”

"Hehe, Ruyan's cousin is tall, you put these dresses on and I'll take a look!" Ruonu looked at Ruyan and said ill-intentionedly.

My cousin wanted to see it, and Ruyan naturally agreed. How about going to my house another day, and showing you what she wears?"

"Pull it down, the last time I practiced in your room for half a day, it made me red, it hurt and swollen, I don't dare to go again. ”

Hearing the conversation between the two, the fourth sister and the fifth sister blushed and made up this bad picture by themselves, "That, brother, what are you practicing?"

"What else can I practice? If Yan Lao stepped on my foot, it was red and swollen, and I didn't dare to go again. Ruo Nu moved her toes a few times with palpitations.

"It turned out to be a martial arts practice, it scared us, we thought it was ......"

"Fourth sister, it's time for us to go back and endorse, if the queen mother sees us being lazy, she should punish us. The fifth sister looked at the fourth sister hard.

The fourth sister, who understood it, also felt that she couldn't make a light bulb anymore, so she ran away with the fifth sister.

"Hey, you guys, slip fast enough. ”

"Cousin is really willing to marry that woman named Drunken Huayin?" Seeing that the two had gone away, Ruyan opened her mouth.

"This is what my mother commanded, and I must fight. Don't worry, I'm just a weak woman, I'm sure I can win the battle!"

"Heh, my cousin is still too simple and doesn't know anything about men and women. Ruyan shook her feather fan, slightly disappointed, "I still remember the first time I saw my cousin, you climbed up the tree to dig out the bird's nest." I was afraid that you would get hurt and run under the tree to pick you up, but you fell and smashed me half to death. ”

"Hey, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year. Didn't I apologize to you, you have a lot of adults, don't hold grudges. ”

"I didn't blame you at the time, I just felt that a fairy had fallen into my arms. ”

Seeing Ru Yan looking at each other affectionately, Ruo Nu laughed out loud, "Cousin, you are suave, whoever marries you will suffer!"

"Suffered?" Ru Yan was taken aback.

"yes! You're too strong!"

"That's someone I don't like. They are all mundane, only you are different. If you marry me, you will know how much I love men. ”

"Pull it down, I can't stop yelling at you. You can't control me. Cousin, let's find a little sheep. It's time for my father to come over, and I think that bastard boy from the concubine must have complained to my father, maybe he will be sarcastic again, so I'd better think about how to comfort him first. By the way, you should also persuade your Yuwang mother more, let her stop beating my father's idea, although it is a stealing of your family's boxing skills, but my fists are not easy to mess with!" Ruonu said, getting up and leaving.

"Cousin," Ru Yan blushed and grabbed the corner of Ruonu's clothes, "If you don't want to do it, I will help you escape." As long as you can be happy. ”

"No need, I'm a man, I can figure it out myself. ”

After hesitating for a moment, Ru Yan lowered her head and whispered this request, "Cousin, can you give me a hug before leaving?"

"Hey, I thought it was something, it's easy to say. Ruonu smiled happily and gave Ruyan a big bear hug.

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Fourth sister, "I'm afraid the eldest brother is not a fool, my cousin has hinted so clearly, and the eldest brother is still unmoved." It's really a wooden head, and it's the wishful thinking of my cousin's heartthrob in vain. ”

The fifth sister who was secretly looking at her shook her head helplessly, "Maybe the eldest brother doesn't know what love is." That's fine, when you know, the pain will come. ”