"I think it's a legend, we've been searching for more than 20 years without results."

"No, that's not a legend, I'm sure it's true. Because it has been recorded in many ancient books of Chinese history, but so far, it has not been found. ”

"The Chinese people haven't found it, can we do it?"

Hei Biao looked at Oolong's back and said a little unconfidently.

Oolong suddenly turned around, stared at Hei Biao with blazing eyes, and said: "Hei Biao, it seems that you have been in Huaxia for too long, I can feel that the spirit of our island nation is slowly fading from you." ”

"Although China is a great country, it is an inferior nation after all, and sooner or later they will surrender to our feet and become our slaves. Therefore, what they can't do, we, as a higher people, will definitely do. ”

"Then we'll try!"

Hei Biao said.

"It's not about trying, it's about succeeding. Otherwise, we will have to commit suicide by seppuku to apologize to the emperor! ”

The oolong slash was categorical, his fists were clenched, and the fighting spirit in his eyes burned vigorously.

"If everyone in our island country was like you, Huaxia might have become our bag twenty years ago."

"Don't worry, that day will come soon."

Oolong is very confident.

The two chatted for a while, and then walked outside, ready to hail a taxi to the Ziqi Donglai Hotel.

At night, the city of Kyoto is bustling with neon lights.

Oolong reached out very dashing to stop a car to rent a car, in order to show his superiority from the superior people, he said in the island Chinese: "Hey, guys from the inferior people, quickly take us to the Ziqi Donglai Hotel!" ”

The driver was a native of Kyoto City, where could he understand the island Chinese, only listened to the other party's chatter and didn't know what to say, but the other party's expression was commanding, as if someone owed him two feet.

In addition, the driver had just broken up with his girlfriend, and he was in a very unhappy mood, so he brought the car door up with a bang and dropped a sentence: "You are fucking choking on shit, and you can't speak!" ”

Then, the car roared and went away, leaving only a car exhaust for Niu Bi's coaxing Oolong and Hei Biao.

The angry oolong stomped his feet, if it wasn't for Hei Biao pulling him, he would have chased after him and taught the driver a hard lesson.

"Oolong, you can't be serious with these people. If you get the attention of the police, get into trouble and delay your plan, it will be more than worth the loss. ”

Hei Biao persuaded.

Oolong snorted angrily, stomped his feet, and had to hire another car with Hei Biao, of course, this time in order to save time, it was in Huaxia, and there was also a name called Mandarin.

After coming to the Ziqi Donglai Hotel, Oolong's two-color eyes were immediately attracted by the tall, beautiful and attractive welcome lady.

"Two, how can I help you?"

The welcome lady was used to seeing such a hot gaze from Oolong, so she directly ignored the past, stepped forward, and asked generously.

Oolong learned the lesson of the last time, but he wanted to show off his talent, so he said in English: "It's a pleasure to meet you, we are guests invited by the third brother." ”

Of course, his English is very lame, and the preface does not match the afterword.

Moreover, the tongue of the island people is a little shorter than that of the Chinese, and some syllables are not very clear in pronunciation, especially when speaking English, it is like someone knocked out two front teeth.

Of course, the welcome lady of the five-star hotel has never seen any formation, and the overall su zhì is also very high, so she naturally knows that the third brother mentioned by the other party is the boss of Tenglong Group.

Immediately, he smiled and communicated with the other party in fluent English, and said, "I'm glad to meet you, sir." The boss of Tenglong Group said that he was about ten minutes late, should the two of them order first, or go to the room first and wait for him to come before ordering? ”

Oolong was stunned at the time, a cold sweat oozed from his head, and his English level stayed at the stage of greeting children, this kind of communication between adults, he couldn't understand it at all.

I had no choice but to nod vigorously and said, "Choke to death, choke to death!" ”

I regretted it in my heart, I originally wanted to pretend in front of a beautiful woman, but who knew that if I didn't pretend, I was likely to become a stupid X in the eyes of the other party.

The beautiful welcome lady was stunned for a moment, and then she saw the embarrassment of the other party, and she knew that the two of them were islanders by listening to the other party's pronunciation, but she still had a professional smile on her face, and she stretched out her hand and pointed to the leisure area in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows in the hall, and said, "Why don't you two come here and sit here for a while." ”

Of course, it is still in English, because after all, this is the first use of oolong, and if the welcome lady changes her language halfway, it will be disrespectful to the guests.

Although Oolong didn't understand it very well, he naturally saw a leisure area next to him following the other party's gestures, nodded, and came to the leisure area not far away under the guidance of the welcome lady.

Because this Ziqi Donglai Hotel is a five-star hotel, tourists from all over the world often stay there.

Therefore, the qiē annotation here includes, emergency passage, room name, recipe, toilet, etc., in addition to being indicated in Chinese, which is the international English.

This relaxation area is no exception and is also marked in English.

However, it is a little different that it is divided into two areas, one marked in Chinese and the other in English.

The beautiful welcome naturally brought the two to the leisure area marked in English.

Oolong knows very few English words, and he can count them in two slaps, but he still knows the English alphabet, and he thinks to himself, I lost someone in the conversation just now, and now I can't drop the chain when I sit in the seat.

Who knows, when I entered the leisure area, I felt a little out of order again.

Because, there are many sofas in this lounge area with English words written on them, and none of them are written on them.

And the black biao next to him didn't know English.

At this time, Oolong wanted to go next door, but he couldn't pull his face, so he had to find a random place and sit down, but after sitting down, he felt that the sofa seemed to be a little small.

Seeing that the two of them were actually sitting here, the welcome lady almost didn't laugh out loud, and after pouring a cup of hot water for the two of them, she turned around and left.

Oolong observed carefully, and naturally saw the expression of Miss Welcome who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh just now, but this sofa is no different to sit on, except for the small point, it is basically the same as other sofas.

Just in case, make a bigger joke.

After the welcome lady left, Oolong took out his mobile phone and entered the word on the sofa into the English-Chinese translation dictionary, and the search results made him embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and never come out.

I saw that a few words appeared on the phone: pet seat!

It is necessary to explain here that in many five-star hotels in China, because most of the guests are distinguished people, it is normal to bring pets, in order to better please the guests, many hotels have pet seats in the leisure area, of course, it is very close to the location of the owner.

Oolong is embarrassed!

Things also happened to be in a hurry, just at this time, a pug came out of nowhere and barked at Oolong, Oolong quickly understood what was going on, and dared to occupy the other party's seat.

The sound of calling attracted the attention of some of the surrounding guests, and after everyone saw this scene, they shook their heads and couldn't help but smile.

In the past few years, there have been really everything, I have seen people fighting for seats on the bus, I have seen cutting in line, but I have never seen people earning seats with dogs.

Oolong's face turned red all of a sudden, and the tendons on his neck jumped and jumped.

"Yaga!"

Oolong smashed the table with a slap and stood up all at once.

Who knows, the pug is not to be outdone, and barks at the oolong.

The sound alarmed the security guards who happened to be passing by, and they quickly rushed over this way.

"Whose dog is this, running here to bite people, is this the hospitality of your hotel?"

Oolong said sharply, if it weren't for these security guards coming over in time, he would have slapped the dog to death a long time ago.

The security guards apologized and said angrily, 'Can you blame someone for this, who let you occupy someone's seat!' What's more, this dog is still raised by the boss, even if they borrow a hundred guts, they don't dare to do anything, unless they don't want to do it here. ’

In the end, it was the hall manager who stepped out and suppressed this matter, of course, Oolong didn't want this matter to get bigger and bigger, otherwise, he would become the laughing stock of others.

Thinking about it, he brushed his sleeves away, but unexpectedly, Hei San had already arrived, and the latter didn't know what was going on, for him, the purpose of coming was to invite Oolong to dinner, as long as the latter came, everything else was secondary.

Oolong and Hei Biao were invited into the room by Hei San and the waiter, Hei San had already dealt with the island people and knew their tastes, so he ordered a few raw dishes.

But when it was the turn to order drinks, Kuro San was in trouble, why?

Because the liquor of Ziqi Donglai Hotel is basically a high-grade liquor produced by Huaxia, such as Moutai, Wuliangye and so on.

And Oolong is very patriotic, and when he sees that it is full of Chinese wine, he waves his hand, which means that he is not interested.

When Hei San was in a dilemma, Hei Biao whispered on the side: "If you really don't have our island wine, it doesn't matter." Brother Oolong likes yellow leaf tea, you should have it here. ”

The yellow leaf tea that Hei Biao said is a tea drink produced in island countries and is popular in many countries.

Hei Sanyi nodded hurriedly when he heard this: "Yes, yes, I'll let the waiter get it." ”

After saying that, he got up and walked out, and instructed the waiter to bring two bottles of yellow leaf tea.

At the same time, Shen Jiwen picked up Li Beibei from work and passed by Ziqi Donglai.

Li Beibei felt a burst of hunger in her stomach, so she said to Shen Jiwen: "Honey, I'm hungry, why don't you go in and have a supper?" ”

Shen Jiwen has always felt ashamed of Li Beibei emotionally, seeing that the other party has this request, how can he not agree.

Immediately, he parked the car in the parking lot and walked into the hotel with Li Beibei.

Miss Welcome already knew Shen Jiwen, and immediately led the two to the ordering area, Shen Jiwen casually ordered three dishes, and then came to the hall with Li Beibei to take a seat.