Chapter Seventy-Eight: Sexual Harassment
The next morning, Li Xiaoning and the driver just came to the door of Yu Langhuan's apartment, and saw her walking out with a big pink suitcase. Yu Langhuan is wearing a black velvet V-neck skirt today, with a blue and white porcelain silk scarf tied between her neck, just blocking the spring light on her chest, and a pair of valuable amethyst earrings hanging on her pink and snow-white earlobes, which are mysterious and indescribably graceful and luxurious.
"Are you moving or are you going to stay for a long time?" Li Xiaoning saw that the suitcase that Yu Langhuan was pulling seemed to be very heavy, so he took the initiative to step forward and take the suitcase, making a joke by the way.
"The poor are rich. When you are away on a business trip, it is not convenient to do anything, so you are naturally well prepared. Yu Langhuan said with a shallow smile.
"Hey, you women are troublesome, look at me, just a small bag is enough." Li Xiaoning said with a smile.
The two got on the plane, Li Xiaoning didn't even eat breakfast on the plane, so he leaned on the back of the chair and fell asleep.
When Li Xiaoning opened his eyes again, the plane had already begun to descend.
"What did you do last night? Why are you stuck like this early in the morning? Yu Langhuan put down the magazine in her hand and asked Li Xiaoning with a smile.
"Ah......" Li Xiaoning's face flushed slightly, and he hurriedly covered it up, "It's not for business?" There are so many things to be busy in Binhai New Area right now. Not only last night, but I've been driving several night trains. ”
"You, you're working so hard at a young age, what's wrong with getting old?" Yu Langhuan smiled and teased, "There must be moderation in everything." Otherwise, even if you are beaten with iron, there will be a day when you will be boiled dry. ”
After listening to Yu Langhuan's words, Li Xiaoning's face became better, he didn't know if Yu Langhuan guessed what he did last night, but he always felt that she meant something. Hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Seeing that you are in good spirits all day long, I think you must pay more attention to the way of health preservation." ”
"Of course." Yu Langhuan said arrogantly, "I pay great attention to the balance of yin and yang. ”
"Yin and Yang Balance?" Li Xiaoning asked with a slight frown. He always felt that Yu Langhuan's words today were a little ironic, and he didn't know if it was because he had a ghost in his heart.
"Yes! There is yin and yang in everything. The balance of yin and yang is the foundation of vitality. Yu Langhuan sat upright and said, "The balance of yin and yang makes people healthy and spiritual; If there is an imbalance between yin and yang, people will become ill, premature aging, and even die. Therefore, the purpose of health preservation is to maintain the balance of yin and yang in life. ”
"How can we maintain the balance of yin and yang in life?" Li Xiaoning asked casually.
Yu Langhuan obviously did some research on the way of health preservation, and after listening to Li Xiaoning's question, she immediately said: "Our life is like a burning candle, the more it burns, the sooner it goes out." Therefore, we pay attention to protecting Yang and Yin Qi and avoiding unnecessary loss, so as to maintain the balance of Yin and Yang in life. The specific method is quiet, slow and cold. You see that the turtle can live for so many years because it is a cold-blooded animal, and at the same time it is quiet and slow. ”
"Makes sense!" Li Xiaoning nodded vigorously and said, "In the future, I will have nothing to do to find a cool place to lie on my stomach and maintain my health!" ”
"You're a real man." Yu Langhuan wrinkled Xiao Qiong's nose and said, "People are kind enough to teach you to maintain your health, but you still laugh at others, you really have no conscience!" ”
"Are you kind?" Li Xiaoning said with a smile, "It's not practical at all, okay?" We are human beings, not turtles, and we need to exercise to stay active, not quiet, slow, and cold. ”
"You're good at raising the bar." Yu Langhuan rolled her eyes and said, "This is talking about throttling, and of course, there is also the method of open source." Throttling is to allow you to avoid yin and yang loss as much as possible, and open source is to replenish yin and yang aura. This in itself is a balance of yin and yang. ”
"Oh? Then you can talk about the open source method. I'm not interested in the tortoise's throttling. Li Xiaoning said with a smile.
"There are three main ways to open source. The first is diet, that is, food health. Yu Langhuan curled a jade finger and said, "Food and health preservation is to supplement and nurture life, mainly through guò replenishment and discharge, one supplement and one discharge to maintain the balance of yin and yang of life......"
"It's just eating and drinking." Li Xiaoning pouted and said.
"Oh, you're not interesting at all. Don't talk about it......" Yu Langhuan said angrily.
"I'm talking to you the same thing. It's just not as elegant as you say. Li Xiaoning said innocently, "Okay." Professor Yu, am I wrong? Tell me about the other two methods, and I promise not to mess with them. ”
Yu Langhuan had the intention to ignore Li Xiaoning, but it was really uncomfortable to hold back the words in her heart, so she turned her head again and said, "Really don't make trouble?" ”
"Really!" Li Xiaoning said seriously.
"You swear!" Yu Langhuan glared at Li Xiaoning and said.
"You don't need to swear it, right?" Li Xiaoning dodged Yu Langhuan's gaze and said.
"Hmph, I know you're not sincere!" Yu Langhuan turned around again.
"Good, good, I swear, swear." Li Xiaoning reluctantly raised his right hand, bent his thumb and little finger and said, "I, Li Xiaoning, will never make trouble again when Yu Langhuan talks about the way of health preservation, otherwise, let me ...... Let me ......"
Before Li Xiaoning could figure out what to swear, Yu Langhuan had already turned around again and said, "Just let you drink water and stuff your teeth, buy instant noodles without a seasoning package, you can't find the bathroom if you want to be convenient, you can't remember the password if you have a card, and ...... There is also impotence when you meet a beautiful woman. ”
Li Xiaoning was stunned by Yu Langhuan's oath for him, he didn't expect Yu Langhuan to look like an iceberg beauty on the surface, and she would come up with such a nonsensical oath, and she would actually say the word impotence. It's really a man who can't look good, and the sea can't fight. Could it be that this Yu Da beauty is a sullen master?
Li Xiaoning thought in her heart, but she didn't dare to say it, but said with a bitter face: "Don't be so vicious, right?" ”
"Sample. Not believing can't cure you! Yu Langhuan puffed up her chest arrogantly, her scarf had been removed, and the plump firmness immediately attracted Li Xiaoning's attention.
Yu Langhuan didn't pay attention at first, but when she found Li Xiaoning staring intently at a touch of greasy white in her V-shaped collar, she had already been full, and she was immediately ashamed and angry, and raised her hand to hit, "Big **, look for a fight." You! ”
Yu Langhuan's voice didn't pay attention to restraining her voice, and everyone suddenly looked over. This time, not only Li Xiaoning, but even Yu Langhuan also made a big red face.
Li Xiaoning hurriedly covered up: "Okay, okay." Stop it. People laughed at it. ”
When everyone heard what he said, they thought they were a couple flirting, so they all looked back. Someone also muttered, "This little couple is so funny." The man was also honest on the plane. ”
"You don't understand, do you? It's called 30,000 feet of passion. It's stylish. Another young man followed.
After listening to everyone's discussions, Li Xiaoning's faces became even redder.
"It's all your fault! Shame on the dead. Yu Langhuan pinched Li Xiaoning's thigh and said.
Li Xiaoning didn't dare to move, so she had to endure the pain, gritted her teeth and said, "Women are really unreasonable." You shouted it yourself, why did you still rely on me? ”
"If you don't peek at me, can I scream?" Yu Langhuan added another layer of strength to her hands.
"I'm not peeking at all, okay?" Li Xiaoning said with grinning.
"Dare to quibble?" Yu Langhuan raised her eyebrows and said, "It's not a peeking at something?" ”
"I'm obviously optimistic about it, right?" Li Xiaoning had a rogue expression on his face.
"You...... Do you know that this is sexual harassment? Yu Langhuan was angry and just wanted to hit someone again, but after looking at the people around her, she still held back, but the fingers pinched Li Xiaoning's thigh increased her strength again.
"You're still beating a rake? Even if I'm sexually harassed, I can only blame you, who made you dress so sassy? Li Xiaoning grinned in pain, and he didn't care about speaking. But as soon as I finished speaking, I regretted it, and it was okay to say it before, this sentence is probably really annoying Yu Langjing.
I don't want Yu Langhuan not only not to be angry, but to smile arrogantly: "I can be sad, but you can't disturb." This is the privilege of our women. As he spoke, the hand that had been holding Li Xiaoning was also released.
Li Xiaoning rubbed his thighs as if he had been bitten by ants, and said angrily: "What kind of bullshit is this? You women spread the smell of the desire to sow seeds for men, but you do not allow the men to do anything further. Are you still reasonable? ”
Yu Langhuan said with a smile: "The premise of women wearing such a thing is a fashion trend, a trend and a big atmosphere trend. Now that even a five-year-old girl knows that wearing lace is sexy, do you think that little girl is seducing you? ”
"You...... All right. Let's talk about the way of health! Li Xiaoning rolled his eyes helplessly and said.
"You know each other." Yu Langhuan snorted lightly and said, "Next time, remember, never quarrel with us women, because it will definitely be you men who lose." ”
"Okay, I'll throw in the towel." Li Xiaoning said, "You should continue to talk about the method of how to replenish the yin and yang aura." I'm sure I'm listening carefully this time. ”
Yu Langhuan then continued: "In addition to diet, it is sleep, sleep health is the charging of life, and the purpose of our sleep is also to adjust the balance of yin and yang, and to achieve the reserve of life cultivation, so, remember, it is not good to stay up late." In that case, you will lose the opportunity to recharge, you will cause an imbalance of yin and yang, you will get sick, you will have premature aging, and you will lose your life. ”
Li Xiaoning nodded and said, "This makes sense. Looks like I'm going to have to stay up late less in the future. And what about the third? ”
"Third, it is the ...... of sexual health"