Chapter Twenty-Three: The Killer Sisters [Asking for Red Envelopes]
"When will Xu Zixiao leave?" Lu Jiao frowned.
"I don't know." Xu Xin shook his head.
"It's inconvenient for a big man to live here, or I'll rent a house myself."
"It's okay, I'll find a chance to ask, and if he doesn't leave for the time being, I'll find him a house nearby to live in first."
"Your brother doesn't study or work, he spends his days idle, and stays at home and doesn't go out......"
"Let's just be happy." Xu Xin didn't seem to want to mention Xu Zixiao, and opened the door with a grin.
"Ah...... What are you doing? Lu Jiao walked into the living room, turned on the light, and suddenly saw Xu Zixiao naked, revealing a body of muscles like a steel plate, standing upside down by the wall motionless, like a sculpture, and was immediately startled.
"He's practicing." Xu Xin had a surprised expression on his face.
"Practice?"
"Yes, my brother is obsessed with martial arts and spends all his time practicing martial arts."
"Is it amazing?" Lu Jiao's eyes rolled and she hurriedly asked.
"It's very powerful, according to his own boasting, what taekwondo judo master is, he is scum in front of him."
"Is it really that powerful?" Lu Jiao had a hint of suspicion.
"Would you like to try it?"
Xu Zixiao, who had been standing still upside down, suddenly moved, and flipped in front of Lu Jiao several backward movements in a row, and the wind was galloping, as if a gust of wind was blowing, blowing up Lu Jiao's hair.
"No...... Not ......"
Lu Jiao was frightened by Xu Zixiao, who was eyeing her, but she was secretly happy in her heart, she always wanted to teach Wang Stupid a lesson, since Xu Zixiao is so powerful, there should be no problem in getting Wang Stupid.
Xu Zixiao saw that Lu Jiao was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he felt bored, so he walked to the balcony and stood upside down.
"Leave him alone, let's take a shower and sleep, I'm so tired today." Xu Xin snorted and yawned.
"Uh-huh......"
Lu Jiao glanced at Xu Zixiao's strong body again, secretly happy, and imagined the picture of beating Wang Du all over the ground to find teeth......
……
Just when Xu Xin and Lu Jiao finished washing and went to bed, Wang Stupid and Shi Xiaobao also returned to Wenjing's house early.
"Stupid brother, you are really my idol! You know, when you talk to that girl about football, that girl's eyes are glowing? By the way, stupid brother, I don't understand, you never watch football, why do you talk so much when you mention football? ”
"The secret of pickling girls!" Wang Du said with a smile.
"The master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!" Shi Xiaobao jumped up from the sofa and knelt on the ground.
"Apprentice, please get up, this bubble girl cheats are too lethal and hurtful to the heavens, and it takes three years to enter the master before it can be taught......"
"If the master doesn't teach this secret to picking up girls, the apprentice won't get up tonight."
"Hey...... It's really embarrassing to be a teacher, okay, for the sake of our relationship as a teacher and a friend, I'll teach it to you! ”
"Thank you, master!" Shi Xiaobao was overjoyed, kowtowed fiercely, turned over and sat on the sofa, waiting for Wang Du to teach him the secret of pickling girls.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know football, when you talk to people, as long as you repeatedly praise England's short passing, Spain's long passing, Brazil's tough body, Germany's meticulous work, Argentina's iron-blooded defense, Italy's gorgeous attack, Portugal's team football and France's unity, you will definitely be in the spotlight. Do you have a feeling of uncertainty? ”
“…… High, high! That's high! Shi Xiaobao didn't understand football at all, and looked at Wang Du with admiration.
"You only need to know so much about football, meet a girl who likes to watch football, talk about the above round, a few hours will pass, if it's not enough, another round." Wang Stupid smiled wickedly.
"Strong, too strong!" Shi Xiaobao nodded again and again: "When I climb the mountain the day after tomorrow, I will do this to Jiaojiao." ”
"Brother Bao, Jiaojiao doesn't like football!" Wang Stupid was taken aback, "Also, Jiaojiao doesn't like you at all, so don't bother thinking about it." ”
"Hey, how do you know she doesn't like me? I felt that it was love at first sight with her, and every time she looked at me, she was full of affection...... Yo...... The look in his eyes...... It's like the evening breeze blowing in my heart, like the lake rippling in my heart, knowing that it's calling, the birds are flying, and the white clouds are flying around like marshmallows......" Shi Xiaobao looked affectionate and actually began to recite poetry.
"......" Wang was speechless. Last time, when Shi Xiaobao met the round-faced killer, he also said that it was love at first sight.
……
Just when Shi Xiaobao was immersed in hallucinations, in his rental house, two killers returned.
However, this time the two killers came back, but they didn't come back in a good way, one of them was already seriously injured, and after arriving at Shi Xiaobao's rental house, he was in a coma for a full day and a night.
"Sister, if you don't wake up again, I'm really going to send you to the hospital." The round-faced girl killer looked anxiously at her sister lying on the bed.
"Ahem...... No...... Don't ......" The tall girl who was unconscious suddenly woke up, and after a cough, she made a faint sound.
"Ah...... Sister, you've finally woken up, woo ......" The round-faced girl sobbed with excitement.
"Yuanyuan, I'd rather die here than go to jail." The tall girl, pale, raised her arms and stroked the round-faced girl's hair.
"Sister......" The round-faced girl burst into tears.
"I have a gunshot wound, as long as I enter the hospital, the hospital will call the police, and we can't escape."
"But ......"
"It's okay, I feel that the bullet only went through my left chest, and it shouldn't have hurt my internal organs, otherwise I would have died a long time ago...... Ahem...... Did you apply the medicine you bought? ”
"I put it on, but it doesn't work well. By the way, will those two thieves come back? ”
"It takes a little bit of time to recover. The two thieves are afraid that we will retaliate against them, so they should not come back for the time being...... I'm so sleepy...... I'm going to sleep...... Remember, you can't go to the hospital anyway...... Can't ......"
Before the tall girl could finish speaking, she fell asleep again. This sleep was two days and two nights, and the tall girl's body began to become hot, and the temperature became higher and higher.
The round-faced girl is like an ant on a hot pot, anxious, but helpless.
What to do?
What to do?
Two girls, the first time they came out on a mission, in C City, they didn't know anyone at all, facing a predicament, the first thing the round-faced girl thought of was Wang Stupid and Shi Xiaobao.
"Call them!"
After a fierce ideological struggle, the round-faced girl dialed Wang Stupid's phone. Although the round-faced girl was slapped by Wang Stupid, subconsciously, he was definitely more reliable than Shi Xiaobao, and she only had Wang Stupid's phone number.
"Who...... Yes...... It's you...... You guys haven't left yet? Yes...... Hurt...... This...... This...... I think about it, I think about it first...... Don't cry, don't cry, I'll be here in a while......"
In the middle of the night, Wang Du, who was reading a book in the study, was interrupted by a call from a round-faced girl.
"Xiaobao...... No way...... Mildew ...... Hurry up, there's something urgent! Wang Stupid pushed open Shi Xiaobao's door, but saw that Shi Xiaobao was having fun, scolded loudly, and withdrew.
"Stupid brother, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night!"
Two minutes later, Shi Xiaobao, who had two dark circles under his eyes, opened the door and came out, looking at Wang Du with a dissatisfied expression.
"Go wash your hands first." Seeing Shi Xiaobao coming over, Wang Fool hurriedly took two steps back, looking at Shi Xiaobao's hands vigilantly.
"It's been washed."
"Washed?"
"It's really washed. What the hell is going on, say it quickly, it's sleepy. Shi Xiaobao rubbed his eyes, looking tired.
"Do you remember those two teenage killers?"
"yes, yes."
"They're in your room."
"Ah...... Damn, I haven't left yet, I'm still going to find an opportunity to move the medicinal wine here. ”
"That tall girl killer is injured."
"It's none of our business that she's hurt." Shi Xiaobao turned around and was about to go into the room to sleep, and the "fierce battle" just now had already consumed his body.
"Brother Bao, they are in the house you rented, and if they die, you won't be able to get out of it."
"Ah...... So what to do? Shi Xiaobao was startled, and suddenly fell asleep.
"We've got to go and save them."
"What if they weren't hurt and just told us to come over?" Thinking of the muzzle of the black hole, Shi Xiaobao's back felt a chill.
"Listening to the voice, it shouldn't be a lie to us, besides, although they are killers, they won't kill innocents indiscriminately, even if they really scold us in the past, the big deal is to beat us up."
"That's right...... Let's go, it's a big deal to let them beat them up, come, let's take a sip first! ”
Shi Xiaobao turned around and took out his small wine jug from the room, and after taking a sip, he handed the jug to Wang Du with an open expression.
"Did you really wash your hands?" Wang Stupid looked at Shi Xiaobao's hand holding the wine jug.
"To drink or not to drink?" Shi Xiaobao said impatiently.
"Drink ......"
Wang Stupid took the flask and took a sip with a grunt.
"Grandma's, slimy......" Shi Xiaobao walked to the coffee table, pulled out a few pieces of paper, and wiped them in his hands.
"Damn, you didn't wash your hands?"
"Stupid brother, studies have shown that in addition to protein, there is magnesium in sperm, and a normal intake can reduce heart disease, lower blood pressure, and beautify ......"
"Get out! …… You're disgusting...... Wow wow...... "Wang stupid ran to the bathroom and vomited.
"Who told you not to knock on the door."
Shi Xiaobao took a stupid sip at Wang, took out a crumpled pack of cigarettes from under the coffee table, lit a cigarette after the fact, and half-lay on the sofa with a satisfied expression.
After Wang was stupid, the two went out and went straight to Shi Xiaobao's rental house.
This time, Wang Fool and Shi Xiaobao both had the mentality of giving the two girl killers a beating to relieve their anger, and they were not ready to resist, and went to the house rented by Shi Xiaobao with their bare hands.
Although the two of them were fully mentally prepared, they were still nervous, after all, the other party was a killer who killed people without blinking, and if a shot broke them, it would be a big deal.
After arriving at the alley, the two saw that the lights in the house were on.
"Stupid brother, will there be an ambush?" Shi Xiaobao couldn't help but want to slip away.
"Why don't we go home." Wang Stupid was also a little scared, and retreated, although the other party was two girls, there was a gun in their hands.
"Mmmm, if you're dead, you're dead, it's our business, and we didn't kill it." Shi Xiaobao was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly turned around and left.
"Wait......"
"What?"
"I ...... I always feel ...... Not good...... It's still not good to see death and not save it...... Well, you wait here first, and I'll go up and find out the news......"
"If you want to die, grandma's, die and die, let's go!" Shi Xiaobao gritted his teeth and said fiercely.
"Good brother!"
"What bullshit good brother, I fell in love with that round-faced girl at first sight, her sister is my sister, I can't see death without help."
"Uh-huh."
Looking at Shi Xiaobao, who went upstairs first, Wang Du's heart warmed.
PS: In the new month, I ask the brothers for all kinds of support and various tips, thank you!