Chapter 812: Ghost Blows Out the Lantern [Sixth Explosion]
"Well, it's just that after the Saudi king spent so much money here, we had a disagreement, and now our disagreement is gone, continue to continue." Wang Du nodded again and again.
"I think the Saudi king is so stupid, why do you bring so many retinues, it feels like a waste!" Shi Xiaobao is still haunted by the affairs of the Saudi king.
“…… Brother Bao, aren't we talking about the safe? Wang Stupid said with a sad face.
"yes, I just can't get used to that guy being too extravagant, how many African children can't get enough to eat!" Shi Xiaobao's face was filled with righteous indignation.
"Ahem...... Look at you, you're in Africa again. Wang Fool had a speechless expression.
"Well, since that's said, let's just talk about Africa as well, it just so happens that I went to Africa not long ago to avoid disasters, so I know a little bit about it. Unlike some poor places in China, poverty in Africa is much more complex, and in addition to the legacy of long-term colonization and the poor geographical environment, poverty in Africa also has a great relationship with its national character. Black Africans are mostly at ease with what happens, happy at will, and happy in a timely manner. To give a few examples: there is no habit of saving, there is no habit of temporarily suffering for the sake of long-term life planning; Even if you don't have money in your pocket, you have to rest on weekends; No matter how much money you give, you don't work overtime, you stuff overtime pay into him and let him work overtime, and he has to march in protest; When the child dies and the parents die, just cry for a while, how can there be three years of filial piety, and the funeral is often a song for everyone to get together and dance. ”
Wen Jing paused and continued.
"In addition, blacks are indeed lazy, they only do their own business, they are not easy to do things, they are very straight-minded, and they do not think too far. Happiness is also very simple, you can be happy for a few days when you get paid and buy a dress, the music of black people is enthusiastic and unrestrained, men, women and children like to walk to the rhythm of the loudspeaker, I used to dance with them that kind of wet dance, on the dance floor with a lot of faucets on the head, very exciting, they also have religion, in their hearts there is no money is not necessarily a hard time. A common phenomenon in other African branches, including our father's company, is that after receiving their salaries each month, the blacks themselves will give themselves a day off or even a few days off until they are paid and then come back to work. There is wine tonight, drunk tonight, the house is gone, and the street sleeps ......"
"It seems that our African brothers are poor and lazy." Shi Xiaobao looked depressed.
"It can't be said that Africa's geopolitics and long-term colonization also have a lot of factors, but laziness is definitely one of the most important reasons." Wen Jing said lightly.
"Hey, it's still our Chinese nation that works hard and hard-working!" Shi Xiaobao said with a sense of emotion.
"Yes, I agree with that. In addition to a very small number of people in the area are lazy, Chinese are notoriously industrious in the world, in some supermarkets abroad, the supermarkets opened by Chinese have the longest business hours, there are no holidays or anything, so many small supermarkets abroad are Chinese bosses, and foreign supermarket owners often protest that Chinese do not rest on holidays. In addition, let's talk about overtime, in the world, it is extremely rare for factories to work 12 hours, but in China, it is the norm, and if you don't let you work overtime, he will be in a hurry with you, in Africa, people will not tear down your factory, you are lucky. ”
"Can we get back to where we started?" Wang Stupid said with a sad face.
"The problem of poverty in Africa is very complicated, laziness is only one of the important factors, and I will talk about it when I have a chance in the future, okay, if you don't go back to the whole volume, our stupid brother is going crazy." Wen Jing touched her bare head and smiled.
"Crazy, who's afraid of whom......"
"Try it again!" Wang stupidly rolled up his sleeves, his face was murderous, at this time, he couldn't bear it anymore.
"After the two translators opened the safe, they didn't look at the dollars and gold bars inside, they flipped through the inside, turned out a sheepskin map, and then, put it underground, and began to clean up the overturned safe, I hurriedly ran to the side door next to me and ran from the fire escape, it is estimated that the two translators opened those bodyguards, outside the door of the presidential suite, there were no guards, and then, I ran from the fire escape to the staff elevator downstairs, and after going downstairs, I met Wen Jing who was driving......
"I'm dizzy, how did the sheepskin treasure map end up on you?"
"Hehe, after I went downstairs, I waited for the two translators to come down, and in less than five minutes, the two translators came down, and when they came out, I went in, and Wen Jing suddenly fell outside the hotel door to distract them, and then, I gently touched one of the translators, and the sheepskin treasure map was captured." Shi Xiaobao said proudly.
"Cow! Cattle! They didn't find the slightest? "Wang Du feels that it will not be so simple, you know, since the two translators are specially stolen the treasure map of the prince of the Middle East, it is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp.
"They were very alert, they found out at the time, and immediately turned back to chase, they seemed to be afraid of being known, they didn't dare to shout, just chased in a muffled voice, however, they were not familiar with the layout of the hotel, I went around to the café next to it, and slipped through the window of the toilet."
"Wit." Wang Du gave a thumbs up, he knew that things were definitely not so easy to say, but Shi Xiaobao liked to talk about some dangerous things like playing at home.
"I wonder why those kebab brothers cut us when we were skewers at the barbecue stand, they can't know us, it stands to reason that with their status, they can't have access to this kind of treasure map."
"There are several possibilities."
"Uh-huh?" Shi Xiaobao looked at Wang Stupid with interest.
"First, they know the words on this treasure map, and when they give you a barbecue, they see it and know that it is something very important, so they have a conflict with you. Second, the princes of the Middle East have already hunted you down with a large bounty, and they already know about it because of their same beliefs, and it just so happens that you have taken out the treasure map, so you are sure that you have stolen their things. ”
"Damn, it's obviously two translators who stole it." Shi Xiaobao scolded.
"Hehe, actually, I think that even if you don't run away, the two translators will create a chance for you to escape, and then, frame you, and then kill people."
"Holy!"
"Xiaobao, you're miserable." Wang said stupidly.
"What's wrong?"
"Now, both sides are chasing you, I think so, more is better than less, we are not short of money, or you sneak this treasure map back to the prince of the Middle East......"
"Bah, we were almost hacked to death for this treasure map, and I want us to return it to him, dream!"
“……”
"Tomorrow I'll ask someone who knows Arabic and find out what this treasure map is written on." Shi Xiaobao stretched.
"Okay."
Wang Fool can be said to know Shi Xiaobao's character well, and knows that he will never be able to spit out the meat in his mouth, so he can only give up.
The most important thing is that Wang Fool didn't put the Middle Eastern prince of Na Laoshzi in his eyes, the big deal is that the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, you know, he is now surrounded by strong soldiers and horses, except for the perverted master of Qin Fu, what vampire werewolf cultivators are all available, all of them are super masters.
Of course, Wang Du was also curious about what this parchment map was for.
For the unknown, anyone can be full of curiosity, and Wang Stupid is no exception.
"It's late tonight, let's find an Arabic expert to translate it tomorrow, no matter what the result is, let's put this matter under pressure first, and everyone will follow me to Xi'an." Wang Stupid stood up.
"What are you doing in Xi'an? That's a good place, I heard that if you go down with a hoe, it's some treasures. Shi Xiaobao's eyes lit up.
"Resurrect Qin Shi Huang." Wang Fool smiled bitterly.
"Resurrect Qin Shi Huang!"
Shi Xiaobao and Wen Jing said in unison, stood up at the same time, and looked at Wang Du with wide eyes.
"Yes, Brother Qin wants to resurrect Qin Shi Huang." Wang Stupid had an annoyed expression on his face.
"Stupid brother, in fact, I also want to take a look inside the Mausoleum of the First Emperor and see it, but the problem is that the Mausoleum of the First Emperor covers an extremely vast area, with eight square kilometers, not to mention that the mausoleum is fenced, even if we dig it, I don't know what year and month we want to dig!" Shi Xiaobao said with an exaggerated face.
"A real master of tomb robbers can go straight to the tomb." Wen Jing said lightly.
"Ouch, Wen Tuhao, are you an expert or am I an expert? When it comes to tomb robbery, Bao Ye dares to say that Bao Ye is the second, and no one dares to call the first! Shi Xiaobao patted his chest with a heroic expression.
"May I ask Shi Daxia, how many graves have you stolen?" Wen Jing sneered.
"Ah...... Ahem...... I haven't stolen ......" Shi Xiaobao's upright body suddenly became rickety, and his face hung his head down.
"Then you're not ashamed to say it." What Wang Fool is best at is falling into the well, and immediately smacked Shi Xiaobao.
"Although I haven't robbed tombs, I've spent a lot of effort researching, and I just don't want to do such an immoral thing as tomb robbing." Shi Xiaobao said with an unconvinced face.
"Tell me, I see how much effort you've put into research." Wang Du said with a smile.
"That's a long story......" Shi Xiaobao sat down slowly, making a look of talking at night.
"Long story short!" Wen Jing directly interrupted Shi Xiaobao's words.
"You ......"
"Pick up the key points!" Wang Du knew that Shi Xiaobao was not playing, so he hurriedly helped to exert pressure.
"Okay, okay, grandma's, I'll pick up the key points!"
"If you have something to say, just fart!"
"Hmph, you know Captain Jin, right?"
"I've heard of it." Wang Fool and Wen Jing glanced at each other, it seems that Shi Xiaobao really can't be underestimated, and he is the highest-level tomb robber who touches the golden captain.
"It's good to have heard of it, touch Captain Jin, it's amazing, it can be traced back to Cao Cao, Cao Cao's ...... Forget it, to make a long story short, Captain Touching Gold is the best at finding graves, and when digging up the tomb, point candles in the tomb chamber, place them in the southeast corner, and then start touching gold. If the rooster crows and the candle is extinguished, the belongings must be put back in their place, respectfully kowtow three times, and go back empty-handed. The rooster cries and the lights go out, and the gold is not touched. The burial chamber is only allowed to enter once, and it is not allowed to enter again. If you meet peers, support each other, but the first to choose the bright instrument ......"
"Ghost blows the lamp!" Wang Stupid and Wen Jing said in unison.
"Ah...... Have you also studied this strange book? Shi Xiaobao looked at Wang Stupid and Wen Jing eagerly, as if he had seen a bosom friend.
"Brother Bao, your research is to read the book "Ghost Blowing the Lamp"?"
"Yes, I've watched it three times, the big glacier beauty skin nine-story demon tower corpse incense konjac black donkey hooves dragon scale demon armor golden body mummy snow millene evil Luo Haicheng or something, I know it well, I especially like Hu Bayi in it, it's quite humorous, but I hate SHIRLEY YANG a little, and I always look like I'm underbeaten...... By the way, which chapter do you like the most, my favorite is the nine-story demon tower, grandma's, I can see my hairs stand on end......"
Wang Stupid and Wen Jing looked at Shi Xiaobao who was gushing blankly.
"I'll go first." Wang Stupid got up.
"Together." Wen Jing also stood up.
"Hey, I'm not done yet...... Tomorrow we will go to buy some black donkey hooves, however, that thing may be a little difficult to buy, I have been in the imperial capital for so many days, and I haven't seen a single donkey, but there is no big problem with glutinous rice or anything, there should be one in the supermarket...... Hey, hey......" Shi Xiaobao, who was still unsatisfied, shouted.
"Phew!"
There was a loud bang, and the door slammed shut. [Updating 13 chapters in two days, I really can't write it, I owe a chapter to Brother Starlight today.] 】