Chapter 6 There is no white-bearded grandfather
'Learning Level: The raid of the Wind Chaser is over, the host's adaptability to the product is assessed, and the product is officially launched. ’
Yang Xiaofan looked around in confusion at this voice, and then, he seemed to understand something.
"Holy!"
Yang Xiaofan scolded, suddenly his legs weakened, and he collapsed directly to the ground, at this moment, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
However, Yang Xiaofan immediately heard a few discordant sounds, which seemed to come from the opposite door: "Hurry up and call the police, quickly!" ”
"Dad, Dad, don't worry, maybe there is a reason for this, don't make it so troublesome, take a look."
"Don't look at it, it's not good if you hurt someone, even if you don't hurt people, it's not good to hurt flowers and plants, now there are crazy people everywhere, I really can't live this day."
"Dad~"
Yang Xiaofan smiled bitterly, the scene he had just seen was in people's eyes, thinking that his reputation as a mentally ill person would soon spread in the community, and this time, he could be regarded as killed.
Yang Xiaofan took a hard breath, stood up from the ground, patted his clothes while staggering towards the stairs, and when he passed the closed door, he subconsciously turned his head to look at it, and squeezed out a stiff smile, but as everyone knows, this time it confirmed the rumors that he was mentally ill
"Hello? Feed?! So who is the system? Lord God? Are you still there? ”
Yang Xiaofan sat on the stairs and whispered nervously, but the voice just now never appeared again, and Yang Xiaofan was a little suspicious that he was hallucinating because he was too nervous just now.
"Hey, that, that whitebeard old man?"
"Alien?"
"Help the elves?"
"Is it help? Aides? ”
"Di, the host calls the product assistant for the first time, please ask a question, and the product assistant will try its best to meet the host's request for help under the premise of doing its best."
"Thank goodness! You've finally appeared, woohoo"
Yang Xiaofan was about to cry, but he immediately became worried, his words, will it cause misunderstanding of the product assistant, fortunately, the product assistant did not make any movement, it seems that it can understand its own meaning and thoughts, but just now he was obviously calling it, it deliberately pretended not to hear?
"Assistant, will you only respond if you call an assistant?"
"Yes, in order to avoid interference with the host, the helper must call the 'assistant' to start the reaction, and it is allowed if the host wishes to change the startup keyword."
"Then don't be busy first, I have a lot of questions, this is not in a hurry."
The product assistant didn't say anything, it wasn't a wise guy, or it deliberately pretended to be unintelligent, anyway, Yang Xiaofan understood that this guy didn't react to questions that didn't have a clear consulting intention and didn't indicate that the assistant needed to answer.
"Assistant, can you tell us where you came from?"
"This product is a life innovation aid, the product manufacturer is Huanyu Intelligent R&D Company, the product model is Alpha 1 type, serial number 001, and the internal number is xxxxxxxxxx."
Yang Xiaofan blinked, there was actually nothing to see from this information, what kind of Huanyu Intelligent R&D company Yang Xiaofan dared to pack a ticket, and it must not be the company that produced this thing, if the earth's technology has advanced enough to send an intelligent machine into a person's brain, and successfully hijacked his five senses, the earth would not be what it is now.
Well, this thing may be a ghost who knows how it came about, anyway, he unfortunately became an experiment, the kind of alias guinea pig, which can be seen from the product number of 001, damn!
"Okay, assistant, explain what kind of being you are."
"This product is a life innovation aid, the product manufacturer is Huanyu Intelligent R&D Company, the product model is Alpha 1 type, serial number 001, and the internal number is xxxxxxxxxx."
Yang Xiaofan rolled his eyes: "Assistant, you reside in my body?" How does it work and how long does it last? ”
"This product binds to the host's brain, uses bioenergy to provide energy, and operates for more than 1,000 years."
"Well, it looks like you're still here even if I'm dead."
“”
"Assistant, how did you reside in my brain?"
"No corresponding results were found, please change the way the host asks the question."
"Assistant, how does your body and my brain cells combine?"
"No corresponding results were found, please change the way the host asks the question."
Yang Xiaofan sighed, it seems that there is no answer to this question, so the next question is the most important one.
"Assistant, can this product be uninstalled?"
"This product does not support uninstallation, deactivation, or restriction of use."
Although Yang Xiaofan had been mentally prepared, he was still very, very disappointed when he heard this answer, and after being depressed for a while, he still asked without giving up:
"Assistant, please explain in detail why you can't uninstall, deactivate, or restrict use."
"This product does not support uninstallation, deactivation, or restriction of use."
"Uh" Yang Xiaofan was speechless, what kind of product is this, it's just a ** product! Lao Tzu has to go to the Consumer Council to complain to him and sue him for bankruptcy, of course, only if he can find a company that makes this immoral thing.
Since it can't be uninstalled, then we have to try to understand what kind of innovative life aid this is, although it is very helpless, but this is also the only and most important thing to do at present, Yang Xiaofan tried his best to calm down the messy mood, took a deep breath, and after thinking about it carefully, he asked seriously:
"Assistant, what I see in front of me is an illusion?"
"Scenery is a partially extended illusion, animals and certain objects are semi-illusions, and active and passive aggressive targets are special illusions."
"Assistant, explain what it means to be an extended illusion, a semi-illusion, and a special illusion."
"No corresponding results were found, please change the way the host asks the question."
Yang Xiaofan was furious, what kind of assistant is Nima, I don't know if I ask three questions, it's just a waste, but it's obviously a stupid act to be angry with this assistant program who has no intelligence, as for the maker, who knows where he is in the universe!
"Well, I'll be specific, assistant, what are those rusts and dust, are they real?"
"That's an extended illusion."
Extended illusions? That is to say, after the extension and development on the basis of the original? This is easier to understand, that is, what those things will look like in front of your eyes after a few years? Or maybe it's magnifying some local features, which is easier to understand!
Yang Xiaofan couldn't help but applaud his IQ.
"Assistant, the human figure I see is a half-illusion?"
"Yes."
"Assistant, the people I see look different, what is the basis for their images?"
"No comment."
Yang Xiaofan scolded shamelessly, there is no comment and there is no search for the result is two different things, no comment means that I know and I will not tell you!
Yang Xiaofan blinked and continued to ask, "Assistant, that Wind Chasing Dog is a special illusion?" ”
"Yes."
"Assistant, is it real?"
"It's a special illusion."
"Understood, then assistant, how did the illusion come about?"
"Interfere with the host's five senses."
"Assistant, if you can interfere with my five senses, why are there so many loopholes? For example, the water on my body, the clothes on my body, and so on. ”
"Anyone who asks this question is stupid."
"What?! You, you, me, you used to have an IQ? ”
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"Assistant, is that question the answer intrinsic?"
"Yes, the answer from the search."
"Damn! It was seen through by the designer. ”
Yang Xiaofan thought about it carefully and understood why the maker thought that asking this question was stupid, this product is not a trick and torment thing at all, it is called a life innovation aid, it is to help people get an innovative lifestyle, so, leaving obvious loopholes is to allow users to distinguish what is illusory and what is reality, and they are indeed stupid.
"Assistant, why didn't you remind me that the assister was working in the first place?"
"This is a scheduled program, and the helper program doesn't start until the first level is completed."
"Grass! What a bad taste! Assistant, what if the first level is not completed? ”
"The helper will not start."
"So what? Assistant, what will happen? ”
"The question is not clear, the subject is not found."
"Uh, assistant, what happens if the host doesn't finish the first level all the time?"
"The helper will not start."
Depend on! Yang Xiaofan gave himself a head hard, his own problem is really stupid, his IQ is really a problem! If you haven't been able to complete the level, the helper won't start, and you'll never know what the hell you have in your head!
"Assistant, what happens if I can't defeat the Wind Chaser, but instead get defeated and killed by the Wind Chaser?"
"The host dies, the program terminates."
Yang Xiaofan's face turned pale, Nima, what kind of life innovation aid is too **, it will kill directly! This is definitely a small workshop of three no products, complaints, must be complained!
However, Yang Xiaofan also heard a good news, that is, the program can still be terminated, although at that time he may not care whether the program is terminated or not, in fact, Yang Xiaofan is still maliciously thinking, it is better not to terminate, it is better to find another host, you can't just harm me, it's not fair!
"Assistant, don't you think the Wind Chaser is too dangerous for me? This test level isn't set up to kill people, is it? ”
"Wind Chasers are fragile and are the lowest active attack targets."
"It's fragile, I'll it, flicker, keep flickering! Uh, assistant, I'm talking about the fact that the Wind Chaser is very strong, very strong, in terms of speed, strength, defense, damage, etc., much stronger than me. ”
"The Wind Chaser is the lowest active attack target, and the Wind Chaser has obvious weaknesses, and it is an easy target for the host to defeat."
"Weakness? Assistant, what is the weakness of the Wind Chaser? ”
"No comment."
"Uh-huh! Assistant, what's the deal with the weapon? ”
"As long as the host summons the weapon in the mind, the weapon will appear in the host's hand, the strength of the weapon can be increased, the form can be changed according to the host's requirements, the damage of the weapon will cause losses, and repeated damage to the weapon may cause the host to lose the ability to act."
Yang Xiaofan blinked, his expression became serious, this information was very important, and he deduced a lot of crucial guesses from it.
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