Silent.

Mr. Lu said: If you don't perish in silence, you will explode in silence.

But they can only be silent, because whether it is extinction or outbreak, have you ever seen someone who wears a big pair of pants and a coat on the outside? Or maybe a semi-sheer nude gauze skirt and a bohemian coat?

The night in early spring was very cold, and although there was no wind in the building, it was still cold. The two of them squatted side by side at the door, no keys, no phones, snuggled tightly, and felt that it was two hundred and five.

Damn it, you ran out and the hammer?

Damn, it's not like you're arguing with me!

Damn it, you tied me up!

it...... Ahh

Fan Xiaoye grabbed his hair, he couldn't stand his second-hand painting style, stood up suddenly, and said, "I'm going to call the police!" ”

"Pull it down!"

Chu Qing dragged her back and said, "Report to the police, you were called a hooligan before, and you have to be sentenced to a few years." ”

"A few years is better than making headlines tomorrow!"

She pouted, reluctantly retracted her legs, and continued to squat.

After a while, Chu Qing stood up again, she was startled, and said unhappily: "What are you going to do?" ”

"I want to pee!"

“……”

“……”

After the eerie silence, Fan Xiaoye asked, "Where are you going to pee?" ”

"Stairwell."

"Then you go farther, a smell, give you shoes!"

She shook her foot and kicked the two slippers out.

"Oh, I don't need to, you can wear it."

"One for each person."

She stretched out her leg again, and struggled to hook one.

"I'll go to the second floor."

Chu Qing stepped on the left shoe, walked a few steps unevenly, and found that he was very biao, isn't this sick?

"Alright, you can wear it!"

He kicked it back and ran barefoot into the stairwell.

It's empty. The energy-saving lamp on the roof of the shed is still that poor morality, illuminating this place unclearly. Chu Qing PiaPia went downstairs, and when he arrived at the jogging platform, he turned his head and glanced out the window, and saw that the night was blurry and vast.

"Huh?"

He was going to continue, slammed it, opened the window and looked in.

After some fluttering visual inspection, she couldn't care about peeing, and ran back to the door in a few steps. shouted: "Xiaobao come here, you can get in from here!" ”

"Where? Where? ”

Fan Xiaoye flew to him with a swish, and also stretched out his head to take a look, and said, "Can it work, it's a little unreliable?" ”

"It's okay, I'm sure I'll be able to pass." Chu Qing raised his chin and felt very hanging.

……

It's an upscale neighborhood, well, it's upscale anyway.

It is divided into two areas. One is a high-rise residential building with a smaller area; One is a multi-storey house, all of which are large, four-bedroom and two-living rooms. The sixth floor was topped out.

Each home has a large terrace that protrudes from the floor, with a bedroom window on one side and a stairwell window on the other. And between the windows of the stairwell and the terrace. There are also two disconnected edges, about the width of the sole of the foot.

It was midnight, and the moon was still dark and the wind was high.

You can see the third floor of a residential building. A dark figure crawled out of the small window and stood on the edge with great dexterity. Face in, back outward, hands tightly clasped, like a crab as a gecko swimming wall......

And in the small window, there is a figure looking over there sneakily, and with the other party's movements, the body is constantly trembling, I don't know if it is frozen or frozen.

The man on the wall was very smooth, and he quickly swam halfway there.

From this end to that end, there is a distance of about three meters, and it is easy to climb before and after, but there is a corner in the middle, and the two sides are empty, and the line of sight is still blocked, which is particularly dangerous.

Seeing him rub into the corner, he carefully picked the edge, and then walked his leg around the wall and put it on that side.

"Ahh

The other man suddenly screamed.

"it!"

Chu Qing was startled, and felt that as soon as the whole person flickered, he was about to fall backwards. Thanks to his foundation, he quickly adjusted his center of gravity, and Pia lay on the wall, his heart was pounding, and he was trembling with fright.

"You're?" He said angrily.

"You're afraid you'll fall!" Fan Xiaoye clenched his two fists and put them on his chest, like a kangaroo.

"If you shout again, I'll really fall!"

He's a pain, a ruined daughter-in-law!

After a moment of relief, Chu Qing tried to stretch his legs again, because he couldn't see it at all, so he could only touch it a little bit. Fortunately, he had long legs, and with a few strokes, he found another edge.

The palm of his hand was strained, and he controlled the grip, and then his body was deviated, and the person changed to that side. After a few more steps, as soon as his arm was hung, he set up the terrace, jumped up, landed on the ground, and made a "bang" sound.

Picking up two lives in one night, Chu Qing couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: Why am I wearing a pair of big pants to pretend to be Spider-Man, is it easy for me?

"Rustle!"

At this moment, he seemed to hear a loud noise in the garden opposite, and the sound was quite loud, so he looked down, but saw that the darkness was oppressive, and there were trees blocking it, and he didn't see anything at all, just the sound of the wind.

And over there, Fan Xiaoye was still waiting, and couldn't help shouting: "Hey, have you passed?" ”

"Oh, come here, I'll open the door for you!" He hurriedly replied.

"Yay!"

The girl cheered, ran to the door, and as soon as the door opened, she pounced on it and kissed her wildly.

"Brother, I want it!"

"Oops!"

Chu Qing pushed her away, very distressed: "I want a dime, I'll go to the toilet!" ”

At the same time, in the corner of the community, a buddy was quietly making a phone call:

"Hey, 110? Yes, I'm going to report the crime, I just went home, I just entered the community and wanted to pee, so I couldn't help but run to the woods for convenience...... Hey, yes, burglary...... Gang! It's definitely a gang! There are at least two of them...... The technique is quite skilled, that guy is as light as a swallow! ”

…………

Bedroom, large bed.

After the two of them washed it clean, it was easy to provoke the atmosphere again. Fan Xiaoye didn't wear a battle robe anymore, and was directly ready to go to war.

Chu Qing was very hard, he also had a wound, he was stung by the water, and it hurt even more. I had to dig out the iodine wine that I had at home, smear it carefully, and wrap it in a bandage.

The daughter-in-law is not very skilled, and she is tied up like a Frankenstein.

With such a shape, how to correctly carry out love is obviously a big problem. After the two of them discussed, they decided that Chu Qing would lie flat and Fan Xiaoye would ride up, but he turned his back and hugged his legs, trying not to touch the abdomen.

It's strange to say, his thing was bitten hard, and there was nothing to hang on, and it was still alive.

The two of them tossed for more than ten minutes, and finally put on a posture, and saw Fan Xiaoye raise his buttocks and sit down, and before he could get in, he suddenly heard a violent knock on the door.

"Yikes!"

She was so frightened that she fell backwards.

"Ahh

Chu Qing's wound was pressed, and he grinned in pain, it was a dog!

Immediately, someone outside shouted: "Listen, people inside, I am a police officer here...... Take the initiative to open the door, confess, and be punished lightly...... Don't try to run through the window, there are our people down there! ”

Chu Qing: "......"

Master Fan: "......"

Anyway, the night was long, very, very long.

……

The next morning, in the studio.

Miss Cheng went back and forth, with a constipated look on her face, and kept counting: "I said are you two sick?" Don't sleep in the middle of the night and climb the window of your house to play? It's a shame that the man didn't take pictures, it's a shame that it's night, and no one sees it, otherwise you two are enough for the people of the whole country to be happy for half a year, you know? ”

In the corner of the wall, Chu Qing and Fan Xiaoye sat in a row, and they were trained like three grandsons.

It's also a shame that when the police came, they had already entered the house, otherwise Cheng Ying knew that the two goods were running naked in a group, and they collapsed in minutes.

"Didn't they inform the media?"

Chu Qing was depressed when he heard this, and couldn't help but weakly retort.

As a result, Cheng Ying glared, more irritable than before, and shouted: "That's because my dad has students in the bureau, and he suppressed this matter, so you should give them love?" We can't help it, neighbors, just laugh if you want, if you poke it out for the reporter, ouch, you two are superstars! I said you're not too young, can you make people save some snacks? Let's not mention this time, let's just say last year's ......"

"Poof...... Ha! ”

Miss Cheng was talking about the rise, but was suddenly interrupted by Gu Li's strange voice, and turned her head to see that Fan Xiaoye was blowing his nose vigorously.

“……”

She was silent, and then waved her hand, letting the two muddy goods that couldn't support the wall retreat, only to feel extremely decadent and the world was gloomy. (To be continued......)