Chapter 55: The Wonderful Use of the Refrigerator
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When he was about to arrive at the door, Xia Bing was coaxed and tricked away, he didn't want Xia Bing to know too much, his house was now full of ghosts, and he was almost enough for two tables of mahjong games.
Seeing Xia Bing leave, he remembered that Guo Cripple couldn't go in, this old boy had too many ghost eyes, and he couldn't let him know too much of his secrets, so he said to Guo Cripple: "I said Uncle Guo, it's so late for you to work hard with me, can you see if you can summon him now?" ”
Guo Cripple thought about it, and asked Hua Xiaoxin's birthday, the category really knows, the friendship between the two when they were children was not shallow after all, Guo Cripple was on the spot, the finger seemed to fly, and the result was that the category was looking forward to it for a long time, Guo Cripple shook his head and said: "The hexagram shows that his soul is in a closed place at this time, and I don't know where it is." ”
The category was taken aback: "Could it be that someone has taken it away?" And then the seal was up? ”
"There's no way to know, but I'm at a loss now."
"Then you can go back first, and I'll arrange for them."
Guo lame squinted his eyes and said: "You kid is hiding something from me, you don't invite me in to drink a glass of water when you get to the door, as soon as you call Uncle Guo, I know that you have a ghost in your heart, what the hell are you in this house"
The category hurriedly said: "It's nothing, cough cough, the less you know about the things below, the better, you know, also, let's solve the matter for Xia Bing's family, I forgot to mention the honorarium just now, I'll ask tomorrow, 100,000 yuan, hehe, you just wait for the money."
I don't know if it was the first sentence of the category that dispelled Guo Cripple's curiosity, or the temptation of money played a role, in short, Guo Cripple smiled and didn't speak, and finally glanced at Sister Feng and the others, and then looked at Hua Xiaoxin, who was possessed by Dou E, gave a thumbs up to the category, and walked away after three rounds.
Kicking out dozens of meters, Guo lame turned around and shouted: "There is still something I haven't told you, I bought a car today and paid off the debt, five thousand is not enough, two hundred yuan was deducted from you, and you are now four thousand eight." ”
"You old chicken thief"
Category waved his fist at him, but Guo Cripple had already run away.
"That" category looked at the few remaining ghosts around him, touched his nose, "Come home with me"
Entering the house at this time, it was immediately lively, and the surprised eyes of the whole room all looked at it together, they had never seen Sister Feng before, and Dou E didn't say much when she took the child away, this cold came in a beautiful young woman in yellow, not to mention Lu Bu, even Liu Bei's eyes were straight, only Taishan was the strongest, and he didn't even look at Sister Feng, of course, he just saw it, and others couldn't see it.
The category scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment: "This is a little boy's mother, he just found it outside, and he will live in our house in the future." ”
As soon as he said this, Lu Buden, who originally wanted to come up, retracted it, only smiled and nodded, and Liu Bei also turned around and continued to read.
It's no wonder that no matter how much they have ideas, they can't flirt with other people's mothers in front of other people's children, besides, Xiao Tong himself is not easy to mess with, they all know that Xiao Tong's mother must be even more difficult to mess with.
So Lu Bu turned his gaze to Hua Xiaoxin, and said suspiciously: "Sister Dou E, what are you doing?" ”
Dou E didn't say a word, walked to the sand and sat down, then got up from her body, floated next to her and said to Lu Bu: "Brother Lu, let's come, I'm really not used to a man's body." ”
Lu Bu said excitedly: "Could it be that Brother Fan helped me find a body?" This person looks good and has a good figure, but he is a little thinner, thank you Brother Fan."
The category was grabbing a cup of cold white and pouring it into his stomach, and when he heard the words, he almost didn't squirt out, so he hurriedly stopped Lu Bu and said: "This is a friend of mine, the soul has been lost temporarily, and it is not easy to explain to his family, I want you to help send it back, but it is not yours." ”
Lu Bu was suddenly a little disappointed, looked at Hua Xiaoxin and sighed: "Why did you come to me for this job, wouldn't it be the same to let Sister Dou E go, it just so happens that she hasn't seen a man for hundreds of years, this time you can take a good look"
Dou E glared: "Brother Lu has to talk nonsense, if you have such a mind, it is better to let Mr. Fan help you find a woman's body."
Lu Bu's eyes lit up: "It's just what you want"
The category jumped to his feet and shouted: "Can you stop making trouble, this matter is settled, Brother Lu, you will go out with me to send someone away in a while, and Dou Dou, you have to take care of Sister Feng and her mother." ”
Dou E nodded and said, "Sister Feng can live with me, Xiaotong can also live together, or you can be in bed, and it's okay for me to sleep on the floor." ”
Sister Feng was a little embarrassed and said: "Isn't that wronged Duanyun sister, in fact, I'm not used to living too well, I prefer a place with heavy yin, the colder the better." ”
Liu Bei raised his head and said with a smile: "If you want to say that the yin qi is heavy, this is definitely the place with the heaviest yin qi within a radius of ten miles." ”
Sister Feng shook her head: "The yin qi you have here is not as good as one thousandth of the place where I used to live, and it is not cold enough." ”
The category was speechless: "The coldest place here is only the refrigerator, so you can't live in the refrigerator, right?" ”
"Mr. Fan, this is a good idea, the refrigerator is cold all year round, and the temperature remains the same, Sister Feng should be able to like it." Dou E clapped her hands next to her and said.
The category was dumbfounded: "This is not true, is it?" ”
Lu Bu is the best at finding the right time to be courteous, and this time he has already run over to open the refrigerator, and beckoned: "Come on, let's see which layer in the photo"
Category: This refrigerator has actually been powered on since Lu Bu came, and there is no need to freeze food when you put vegetables or something before, but Lu Bu eats meat, and it stinks if it is not frozen for a day, so it costs Fei Lu Bu on the electricity.
Everyone hula gathered around the refrigerator as if they were watching the excitement, Sister Feng stood in front of the refrigerator and looked up and down, looked at the refrigeration first, and shook her head: "This is not cold enough, and it is too bright." ”
Lu Bu opened the freezer drawer below, Sister Feng looked at it and said, "This is suitable, but it's too small, I'm afraid Tong'er and I won't be able to live there." ”
If you don't say that Lu Bu doesn't have a good eye, he immediately said: "It's no problem, this drawer has several layers, and the top and bottom can be opened." "As he spoke, he was about to smash the drawer.
The category was about to cry when he heard it, and he grabbed Lu Bu and wailed: "Brother Lu, leave me a layer, we still have to freeze meat."
When Lu Bu heard this, he calmed down for the sake of the meat, and said: "Okay, there aren't many things anyway, so they will be placed on the bottom layer, and the top two layers will be given to Xiaofeng girl." ”
The category heart said I'm a stinky shameless person, I just called Xiaofeng girl when we met, old pervert!
scolded in his heart, and he had to quickly put all the things in the refrigerator on the bottom layer, fortunately, there were really not many things, just a few pieces of meat, Lu Bu took out the top drawer, kicked the bottom into a big hole with one kick, and then put it in the refrigerator, haha smiled: "The second floor is a small duplex, let's live"
The category looked at Sister Feng with a sad face and smiled like a flower, and took the child into the refrigerator, the two of them went to tell the truth, Lu Bu snapped the refrigerator door shut, and said with a smug smile: "Actually, Brother Fan, you can buy a bigger refrigerator, so that people can live in the future, haha." ”
"You can pull it down, I want to buy a big refrigerator with a side door, you take the money"
Anyway, it was Sister Feng and Xiaotong who were placed that the category pulled Dou E and asked in a low voice: "Dou Dou, how do you know that Xiaotong is Sister Feng's lost child?" To be honest, thanks to you going, it would have been unimaginable. ”
Dou E smiled: "Actually, I don't know, it's just that Xiao Tong said that he was separated from his mother since he was a child, and it just so happened that Sister Feng didn't have a child, and neither of them knew anyone, so they just made up a family, and they were all happy, with a perfect ending." ”
"It's really yours, you have helped me a lot, and at the same time resolved Sister Feng's obsession, very good."
The category praised, and turned around and called Lu Bu: "Brother Lu, don't be stinky and beautiful, come with me and send this buddy back." ”
"Where?"
"Yoremy City!"
ps: I went to the hospital today, I need to rest for a few days, I really can't code words, my eyes are already red and swollen and I can't open them, let's change it every day for the time being, turn off the phone and rest if it's updated, and then restore it in a few days.