Forty-seven. "Biochemical" attacks
"Mr. Jiang, please please."
Today's sun is a bit harsh, and the temperature is much warmer than yesterday.
Zhou Weiwu smiled and vigorously let Mr. Feng and his party come to see the farm. Whether the farm can change hands smoothly depends on today.
I heard that Mr. Feng - Feng Guoren had just come back from Huyan Naxi and took his dog to participate in some competition, but this time he was very unhappy, Feng Guoren spent a lot of money to buy, and the carefully trained German black-backed Peter was bitten by a small earth dog.
Zhou Weiwu was a little puzzled, what kind of earth dog can actually defeat the German blackback? He didn't dare to ask this question, you know, now Feng Guoren is his God of Wealth, and whether he Manager Zhou can tide over the difficulties depends on today.
Contracting this farm, Zhou Weiwu fell into bad luck, originally heard that people were going to develop nearby, but Zhou Weiwu hurriedly bought it in advance, thinking very beautifully, once the surrounding development, it should be good to get a farmhouse by himself, in case of development to his own farm, he can also get a large amount of compensation. As a result, who would have thought that this was fake news at all, and the guy who swore to provide him with the news before had long since disappeared.
It's so deserted that there's not even a store, and who is full enough to go on vacation to this place where birds don't?
Money, now Zhou Weiping urgently needs money to save his life......
"Charlie, what do you think of here?" Alice asked in a snort.
That time, Alice made a big appearance in Huyan Naxi and became a laughing stock, and even Feng Guoren had a gloomy face all day long. Later, I heard that Brother Yuan actually suffered a big loss at the hands of that Ai Xiaohai, and Feng Guoren didn't have a good face to show Alice.
It's easy to make the old thing happy in bed, and once you put it all up, you just set up a dog farm, and I don't believe that you can't pick out a few good dogs. Moreover, it is very profitable to open a dog farm.
"It's a good place...... Oops, rats, nasty. ”
A big mouse stared at everyone not far away, and this mouse was also bold, and he didn't have any intention of escaping in front of so many people. Charlie is more afraid of mice than women, and actually hid behind Alice: "I hate it to death, people are most afraid of mice." ”
"Go, go." Zhou Weiwu hurriedly blasted the rat, for fear of affecting the transfer negotiations.
You must know that Feng Guoren bought this farm for his junior Alice, but his junior was unhappy, and as soon as he turned around and left, Zhou Weiwu couldn't cry.
Unexpectedly, instead of leaving, the mouse also called "chirp" twice defiantly.
Zhou Weiwu picked up a brick and smashed it out, which drove away the mouse.
"A mouse, what's the fuss, it's not normal for a place like this to have no mice." Fortunately, Feng Guoren didn't take it to heart. But halfway through the conversation, I suddenly felt something fall on my head.
He subconsciously reached out and touched it, TMD, and actually touched a handful of bird!
"Oops, disgusting!" Alice also screamed, and her head was also "bombarded".
Several sparrows "fluttered" in the air, and bird droppings fell one after another, and they landed on the heads and bodies of Feng Guoren, Alice and Charlie with great accuracy, and the three of them didn't even have time to hide.
This was a "chemical weapons" attack from the air......
Zhou Weiwu was frightened, and while shouting to the Wei family brothers to drive away the sparrows, he said sorry one after another.
"Snake, snake!" Alice pointed sharply to the front, and her face was pale: "Snake! ”
An old snake, coiled around its body, constantly spitting out its core, with a flat head and small eyes, staring coldly at these humans, it seems that it will attack at any time.
A poisonous snake, judging by its appearance, must be a poisonous snake!
Alice was fine, but Charlie was so frightened that she almost fainted.
"Quick, quick, get away, get away." Zhou Wei was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, why was he so unlucky today and encountered so many evil things?
Wei Lixia and Wei Dongzhi found a wooden stick and were about to do something to the snake, but they didn't expect the snake to swim away lazily first.
Looking at Feng Guoren, Alice, and Charlie, they looked extremely embarrassed, and there was bird feces all over their bodies.
However, just as Zhou Weiwu apologized one after another, the matter was not over.
Two weasels quietly appeared. Several people were in a hurry, and no one noticed the weasel.
It was a weasel couple, looking at each other, propping up their bodies on their front feet, digging their buttocks, and two streams of amber liquid squirted out.
Suddenly, a pungent and unpleasant smell filled the air, and then a fine mist formed. Feng Guoren and Alice's eyes were washed into their eyes by the mist at the same time, and they were immediately spicy, painful, and tearful.
Compared to the sparrow just now, this is the real "biochemical attack"!
The liquid released by the weasel is composed of a substance called butyl mercaptan. A skunk rat produces 1 ml of butyl mercaptan every day, which is stored in the anal glands, and once needed, the weasel uses its front feet to stand upside down, aims its eyes, and sprays the odor out at the other party, with a range of up to four meters, which shows the great power.
Because of this, even such a fierce species as the steppe wolf, forced by its weapon, never attacks the weasel.
After the two weasels launched their attack, they did not stop and immediately left the "battlefield".
Feng Guoren and a few people were unlucky, mice, sparrows, snakes, and weasels attacked in turn, making them embarrassed, especially their eyes, which were hot and painful, and it took more than ten minutes to rinse under clean water before they became more comfortable, but the smell on their bodies was afraid that it would not be dispersed for a few days.
"Mr. Feng, ...... today"
"Get out!" Feng Guoren roared angrily: "Zhou Weiwu, you still want to transfer the farm like this?" Lao Tzu was miserable by you today! ”
"My dear, my clothes are full of smells, this is Danbinu's, it's precious." Alice grabbed Feng Guoren.
"Compensation, compensation!" Feng Guoren pointed at Zhou Weiwu's nose and scolded: "Zhou Weiwu, you listen to me, you have to pay us for the clothes of the three of us, and I will break your leg if you lose a dime!" ”
After saying that, he got into the car angrily with Alice and Charlie.
Zhou Weiwu was dumbfounded, who did he recruit and provoke whom? Just want to transfer the farm emergency, who would have thought that it would be such a thing? Evil Gate, it's really too evil, since I took over the farm, nothing like this has ever happened, what's wrong with it today?
Feng Guoren is the only most likely buyer, and now that he is gone, what should he do?
Over there, the group of animals that had just launched the "attack" gathered together, and seeing that they had successfully driven the people away, they were all proud, vying for credit, and they all thought that they had the greatest merit and would definitely be able to get the favor of the king.
The dispute was over, and no one could take the lead, so they simply sent a sparrow and reported their outstanding results here to King Ai Xiaohai Ai......
In the next few days, Zhou Weiwu compensated Feng Guoren for his losses, and painstakingly invited several batches of guests, impatiently wanting to get rid of the farm, but as long as there were guests, those mice, sparrows, weasels, or something would always appear on time and scare all the guests away.
Zhou Weiwu was angry, and together with the Wei brothers, he wanted to exterminate these animals, but with 35 acres of land, how could it be possible with the three of them?
The creditor Lao Yan's calls came one after another, constantly reminding Zhou Weiwu that the final time for repayment was coming, and he would not pay it back at the end of the month, don't blame him for not being interesting enough.
Zhou Weiwu knew Lao Yan's temper too well, he turned his face and didn't recognize his six relatives. Once someone owed him money and didn't pay it back, but he sent someone to tie him up to the suburbs, beat him violently, stripped the man of his clothes, and left him a **, forcing him to walk more than 20 miles back!
Thinking of this, Zhou Weiwu shuddered. He didn't care about the money he owed to the workers, and he didn't dare to beat him to death if he didn't pay back the money he owed.
What to do? What to do? All the people I can find have been here, who else can I go to?
If you want to blame yourself, you can only blame yourself for the recent bad years, good gambling, easy to find women, and the money you earn has been lost on the gambling table and the belly of women, and now it is good, it has fallen into such an embarrassing situation today.
I owe Lao Yan more than 200,000 yuan, and I don't even look at it when I put it in the past. But now? Seeing that he couldn't even get the money to refuel his car.
Distraught, I flipped through the address book in my hand, and suddenly saw the words "Manager Ai", and was stunned, who is this? Suddenly remembered, ah, isn't it the kid who was misunderstood by himself to be a rich second generation before? After he was blown away by himself, he originally wanted to delete this number, but he forgot about it when he received a call from Lao Yan.
Although that kid has to pay in installments, even if he gets the money in hand, he can cope with emergencies, right?
Gritting his teeth, the desperate Zhou Weiwu dialed Ai Xiaohai's phone, waited for a while, heard a lazy voice from the other side, and hurriedly said, "Manager Ai?" Hello, I'm Zhou Weiwu. What the? Who is Zhou Weiwu? It's Zhou Weiwu who was going to transfer the farm before. Oops, do you remember? Hello, hello. ”
He adjusted his breathing and tried to make his tone sound softer: "Manager Ai, are you still interested in my farm?" No, no, the people who want to buy are so old that I don't have time to entertain, but I think about it, you're so young, probably just started your business, right? Didn't the state say that it would support young people to start their own businesses? So I thought I'd give you a hand...... Do you see when you have time to take a look? What the? Next month? ”
Next month? Next month, Lao Tzu was only going to be beaten into a pig's head by Lao Yan, Zhou Weiwu hurriedly made up a bunch of excuses, and finally listened to Ai Xiaohai loosen his mouth and said to see if there was time tomorrow, come and take a look, Zhou Weiwu hurriedly finalized the time with him, and said that he would definitely pick it up in person.
Ai Xiaohai put down the phone and stretched. Still too busy with a lot of people watching? Also support young people to start their own businesses? I'll see how hard your mouth gets.
The sparrows had already told him everything that had happened on the farm.